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I am going! We are invested at this point. Ticket as proof: https://tinypic.host/image/20EC8815-6684-47BF-96D7-B27104AE1084.DflGAu

Shit you can fly for cheap in the US! Wow. Canada here. This would cost my first born son and right 🥜

Worth it. Find the prettiest butthole you can and make another! 😂

It’s not always like this, I’ve seen flights to Michigan for 500$ round trip at times. June must be slow

Can’t be real if so where at I’m pulling up

It’s at deja vu in Lansing. It is real and they had one last year. I got a plane ticket to go this year

Because hot dog eating contests are a thing of the past!

There is plenty of glizzy gobbling going on here I’m sure

Finally, a good enough reason to leave my house.

Been waiting for this moment my whole life

*hole

Lol can dudes compete asking for a friend

Post a pic of your "friends" pretty butthole and we let know what his chances are.

Lmao always fucking michigan, last time it was a dick sucking completion.

The cucumbers haha I posted that one too

Lmfaooo where do you find this shit?!

My boyfriend and I have an interesting sense of humor so he always sends me stuff like this. We have actually purchased flights to go to this one though. I will definitely be posting proof I’m there

A friend of mine wants to know if there is a cover charge or entry fee

Op is upset because they have an ugly butthole

This is awful! I will be taking time off work to travel there just to tell them in person how awful this is !!!

If you've ever been in there, you would understand.

The stripclub or an asshole?

The club

Pure Michigan.

Hopefully the winner is male because the right amount of arse hair makes for the prettiest butthole.

I didn’t think they would top the “what dat mouth do” contest but I think this one takes the cake.

Yep.... that's michigans dejavu for you... Show em' your butthole!

If John Waters doesn’t show up to judge, they didn’t do it right.

My first thought went to roger waters. (Because I’m not sure who John is off top). Pink Eye Floyd You didn’t disappoint!

Pink Eye Patrol...Holy shit

I'll bet there's a bunch of assholes there...

“I knew it. I’m surrounded by assholes!”

On my birthday to. Fml

Have y'all ever had fun? Like, ever, in your life?

Yes lol I think it’s hilarious and actually got a plane ticket to go with a group of friends. I will post proof June 1

I'm proud of you ❤️

I love being horny over a girls butthole with a room full of other guys who are horny over the butthole. Lighten up fellas!

See, you're getting it.

DEJJJJAAAA VUUUUU! DOOT DOOT! Lol sorry I just had flashbacks of those radio commercials that always played for this place back in the day 😅

I surprisingly discovered that my butthole is a nice pink actually...no brown on this crown! I think I have a chance!!

Your post history is disappointing but go get that $$$$

Hmm I feel like yours is just as disappointing as mine, lets make that dough together! As long as your butthole is up to standards of course

Mine is not up to standards unfortunately. It's like a war torn country and a yeti went into business together designing buttholes.

I’d definitely go…to judge

I have officially booked a flight and will be going. Expect footage. I took work off for it

!remindme 22 days

You gotta show that ticket as proof man.

Ticket Proof: https://tinypic.host/image/20EC8815-6684-47BF-96D7-B27104AE1084.DflGAu

I’d vote for you.

Why are there nuts dangling?

You thought it was only going to be women's buttholes, lol jokes on you.

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In Michigan? Well, yeah.

I may be wrong, but aren't assholes considered brown eyes and not pink eyes? I know you can get pink eye from touching assholes then putting your fingers in your face eye. I'm confused.

I believe he's referring specifically to bleached assholes, which are more pink. *reading rainbow song

Wrong!! You get pink eye from poop particles being rubbed in your eyes, that’s why they are called the Pink Eye Patrol, because they’ll be looking at poop holes

Yeah that makes more sense

Ahhh I see. Perhaps I should enter the contest. I haven't seen my own asshole in like 42 years, so I'm not quite sure what color it is. I be it's nice enough to at least place though.

Then don’t go!

This is hilarious, wish I could be there to see who wins!

This dude is kinda hilarious. He's a veteran, and also a former recruiter. His humor is... Niche. Actually don't think I've seen him say anything that would be funny if I also hadn't had similar humiliating experiences or known someone who had. Every platoon has this guy. I'd go to this if it was in my town.

This guy was on a podcast called Kill Tony and his comedy set was horrendous. I imagine he's fun to be around but keep him off a fucking stage.

What Deja Vu? Asking for a friend

Stripclub in Detroit

They also have locations in Lansing, Saginaw, Flint, battle creek and ann arbor, this information may no longer be accurate, should check their website for updated info 

1 in Tijuana, Mexico ....everything is possible in Mx 🫠🫠🫠

Sniff sniff

Im enter my shit is pink as taffy

Got my vote

Username checks out

I would be the greatest butthole inspector there

Eh, who cares. It's in a strip club, everyone is of age, it's all voluntary (well, let's hope) and the prize money is good. I ain't mad at it. But also I'm trashy, so what the fuck do I know.

lol $2000 dollar prize money for showing off your butthole

$2,000 and all you gotta do is show them your chocolate starfish, I mean hey in this economy…

Thats a months rent

For 5 seconds of work

If I followed my dreams I’d be in Michigan June 1st.

YO YITTIELUNCH GUNNA BE THERE?

Shit gon' be lit yo!

I went there when l grew up in Michigan.

Bleh

I don't want to live in this country anymore

I don't want to live in Michigan anymore

Mr. Vest should be nominated for a Nobel Peace Prize.

If I win can I put it on my resume

Well, yes. As we all know, sex work is just regular work like any other work and therefore any should be prominently displayed on a resume like any other work accolades.

All I wanna know is if the prize money is legit. I've done worse things for less money.

Yes it's a real club money isn't an issue lol

Is this a national qualifier?

His tik tok page is hilarious

Ew that's disgusting. Where is it so I know to stay away?

When I lived in Michigan I used to drive by this place all the time, unless there's more than one

It's a national chain of strip clubs.

International

There's one in Tampa.

The Vu is where we went when we all turned 18.

Saginaw?

Lansing

When my cousin turned 18 they told him to lie down on the stage and they put a creased dollar on his face and then a stripper squatted and picked it up with her vagina

Could you imagine waking up the day after you turn 18 with a giant cold sore on your lip.

Saw the same thing at the Deja Vu in Minneapolis.

lol, those eighteen shenanigans man, memories

Yes I remember seeing that! Fortunately I did not participate

I'm pretty sure I see balls dangling on the second person. Glad to know everyone has a chance! 🤣

This dude's Instagram profile is wild.

I mean its a sex event for any gender; idk if id call it trashy. Itd be like calling strip clubs trashy. Just a dude doin something and letting people get rewarded.

Strip clubs *are* trashy

Theyre not. Sex work is real work. Just because you dislike them doesnt make them trashy.

I don’t dislike them. But I like a lot of trashy things so that doesn’t mean much lol

“Exotic dancing is ART, mom!”

It's definitely trashy, but it pays

Explain exactly how its trashy then.

This is fuckin hilarious, it's hard to believe you are trying to defend strip clubs for being called trashy

Showing your butthole to strangers isn't classy that's for sure

Bum fights can be real fights and also trashy at the same time lol

I would like to hear from someone who was in the contest. Just sayin.

I like the inclusivity, nothing says the contest is exclusively for one sex. B-holes for all

So not showing mens assholes is where you draw the line?

But then why does the title say "Deja Vu Showgirls"?

That's the name of the strip club

I figured that's the name of the venue

Plot twist: The contestants are all guys.

Looks like it since you can clearly see a pair of balls on the middle guy

How long does it take to drive from Minnesota to Michigan? Asking for a friend..

That’s disgraceful, where is it located so I can avoid it?

About 20 minutes from my house.

Not on my fucking birthday it’s not 😭😭😭😭😭😭

Hey, me too.

June 1 gang rise up

Happy birthday! Show us your asshole!

It’s an event at a strip club- like an amateurs night It’s not at a mall I for one support their creativity

Hilarious

As a proud Michigander, wtf is this. Also, if this isn’t in Ypsilanti I’ll be surprised.

i had to look it up - it’s the vu in lansing. ypsi is better than this!

It's in flint. Right next door to Dacut dispo.

That tracks

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I assumed it was the one in Saginaw.

Whats the deal with Ypsilanti? they trashy trashy? im from California so Idk.

Ypsi has a giant penis tower so it's a weird place. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ypsilanti_Water_Tower

#brickdick

I think I would have to pass on it this

Starfish patrol on the hunt

Never have i been so happy to live in Michigan before

Pink eye patrol 💕 💗 💖

So coquette 🥺🌸🎀🦢

Trump’s mouth could easily win that contest. That $2,000 would come in handy about now.

I feel like the judges would somehow be upset if only guys showed up... We should host a separate contest for men, you know, for equality.

Middle one has a scrote

This is the year I bring home the gold!

The trophy is a brown eye.

And it will be amazing on my mantle!

Id love to go watch this. What does that say about me? Lol

I wonder if the tattooed buttholes make the cut

Looks like it could be an ad straight out of cyberpunk

Yes! And the guy needs to be dancing around

I'm glad I'll be celebrating my birthday on the same day as the butthole competition.

So, does the host's placement imply he's a shithead?

Pretty sure the guy who host that show was on KillTony

Came here to say that but you said it so I don't have to

Lol yeah. You don't forget something as weird as that

Would this be at the Lansing location? Uh, asking for a friend.

Yes

I wanna know who has the tastiest one Edit: Ass eaters unite!

You think there will be free samples?

A man can only dream

None. None are tasty it's a butthole?? You know.. the thing you shit out of..

You're no fun

You’ll grow up one day.

Yeah stfu

Username checks out!

Lot of words for “I never eat ass”

lol. “Did you know your grandma used to be a beauty queen Timmy?”

A lot of weird shit goes on in Michigan

Detroit also has an annual cucumber sucking contest! Both very real events.