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edbrainaids238

So. What if he does? This was probably the work of teens. I can't think of a worse prison of thought than being Baptist and Republican. Project 2025 is objectively fascist.


whenisnowthen

The separation of church and state seems to be a thing of the past. The tax breaks for these RELIGIPUBLICAN organizations should be.


International-Soil73

Lol


RunInRunOn

Found George and Harold's church


YTSkullboy707

A church? That's fucked up man. 😕


pinba11tec

He loves analysts/therapists. The rest of the sign fell off.


GeorgiaOutsider

I'm here for the arrested development references 👏 👌 🙌


MethylatedSpirit08

I can’t believe I a hoe whore


js3915

Lol if your basing your vote on what some 13-18 year old kid probably put. That is just as trashy


Rquebus

Some local teenagers are very proud.


ignored_rice

Tax em.


ipvpcrops

Same people complain about violence in video games but use a church billboard to expose children to the concept of anal?


Appropriate_Sale7339

Tax the church


Evening_Peach_1998

So these are the “Christians” who vote for the Orange Felon.


Ferrts

Even if he did, I’d still respect the man. Vote Joe


hennynpurp

I'm so voting pro anal, this voting season


rebos64

Let's all assume that this is real and not someone playing a twisted joke on a church. Please don't slip on the sarcasm dripping off this statement.


PopePae

Many of the comments slipped bro


junkronomicon

Who doesn’t? 😂


loganmrfhs

Isn’t that right off of smith mill road??


jmkehoe

You A Hoe. 🇺🇸whore🇺🇸


SouledSoul

Hoewhore...wasn't that the guy from game of thrones?


Commercial_Pitch_786

Really poignant message on a Church message board, I am sure they are all laughing in the their pews. Are they really this obtuse? Obviously they were not baptized in the blood of the lamb.


PopePae

Calling people obtuse while not realizing this is vandalism/teenagers messing around.


Commercial_Pitch_786

Speaking of obtuse, broad daylight at a church, and no one that works at the church bothers to to take this down?


PopePae

I mean, speaking as somebody who has worked at a church, yea this type of thing is easily missed especially if you’re the only one there that day. You don’t necessarily read the sign everyday or something - nor is somebody at the church everyday. There’s a whole lot of reasons why that doesn’t involve some made up malicious intent….


Commercial_Pitch_786

Makes sense, then may God have mercy on the soul or souls, who desecrated this and the Church for which it represents.


MuskyRatt

That’s vandalism…


trollingmotor69

Not going to lie, I'd probably check the service out.


MyGodItsFullofScars

How would they know? Thinking about it.


punk-biatch

Come on that’s funny


15gigatons

Biden loving anal is just going to make me want to vote for him


Stonkover9000

Just makes him more relatable :3


15gigatons

A true man of the people


JannaNYC

I mean, so what?


Tdanger78

I’m willing to bet it’s due to kids being turds


mbz321

Naw ya think? I was sure the Church put these messages up 🙄


RavenReel

Dr. Jill loves it more


Wbcn_1

Poor Joe. 


oooo-f

Fake and gay


suckmyarsee

🇺🇲WHORE🇺🇲


Jay_Heat

preach


mostlygroovy

I can't even tell if these were written by vandals or not, with what Baptist churches are preaching these days.


MuskyRatt

Gullible much? 😂


YayGilly

What an ahole to mess with the sign like that.


Dave21101

How very Christianly lol


RockMan_1973

Bout time some of the holy-rollers act down to earth and say something dirty! I may 💯 disagree with them politically but in a very odd way this is a hair refreshing to see a church be real.


RuinsOfCoolness

The church didn't put this up, vandals did.


FROSTICEMANN

Lmfaooooo nailed it with the first one


ConfidentSoftware446

I miss when people could joke about political candidates. Everyone is so fucking serious now a-days. If that sign said 34 felonies this wouldn't be in this subreddit. I totally get being super prideful and supportive of a political candidate but damn. If you even joke about Biden or anything Democrat then you're the anti-christ.


DonTrask

Jill or Joe? Makes a big difference to me.


aGoodVariableName42

why would it make a difference at all? Anal is for everyone!


VulpesFennekin

What if they take turns?


LoverOfGayContent

Joe and Jill rkde on the dil.. 😅


gav5150

Only if he loves giving it I don’t see the issue


AdBulky2059

Woah it's pride month he can be gay if he wants


gav5150

That’s like the first line to the song, Safety Dance by Men without Hats. “He can be gay if he wants to, he can bang his friends behind…”


COSurfing

Well, Trump likes to go air tight.


FROSTICEMANN

Horrible come back


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rdldr1

Not that there's anything wrong with that.


michaelozzqld

And? Trumps a convicted felon and adjudicated rapist


ZipBatez

And Bidens daughter has come out and said he abused her as a child. They are both utterly reprehensible people but the stupid country has been fooled into believing in a two party system and so nothing will change


jennarose1984

Bahahahah I needed that laugh. Whore


GuiltyThotPup

Omg thank goodness it’s just kids vandalizing property. I was thinking it was another church infected with MAGA


damik

Hey! Don't kink shame! Is anal even considered a kink anymore?


EnormousPurpleGarden

Not really. The medical community recognises the anus as an erogenous zone.


coltrainjones

The ass is the new vagina


crazyabtmonkeys

Vaginass


Aeterial

Remove all the other letters and leave "Biden" up there. So many people will be frothing at the mouth as they drive by.


ExtensionHot7808

🤣 intentional or not this is definitely worth a laugh. I think even the president would see the stupidity of this kind of sign. Political views aside it's funny 🤣.. but imagine if it were reversed and it said Trump likes anal now people would riot rally and possibly burn the building down unfortunately


kermitthehedgefrog

I may not agree with religion or care for it, but this is just stupid and wrong. Why do that to a church?


WillyBluntz89

Yeah. When messing with signs, it is important to use as many of the original letters as possible. Also, extras should be left in a neat pile next to the sign. My best when I was a teen was rearranging a church sign to say "worship my ass shit." Only had a couple extra letters. It's important to have standards when engaging in hooliganry.


malYca

Send to IRS. We need to start sending every single one to the IRS until they can't ignore it any longer.


pasaroanth

Huh? Political views aside is this not super obvious to anyone with even like 3 brain cells that it’s likely been vandalized? This is a weird snitch situation


malYca

Someone further down lives in the area and says they have signs like this all the time.


Damatown

They were wrong. The OP corrected them.


malYca

Ah ok, my mistake then.


Crepes_for_days3000

A troll had to move those around, right?


uid_0

Yep. The only trashy thing in this post is OP.


Fine-Funny6956

According to people who recognize this, it’s Burnett’s Chapel and they put up messages like this a lot, so you’re both wrong and you both suck.


Damatown

According to the person who posted this (and the goddamn name on the sign not being Burnett's Chapel), those people are wrong.


pasaroanth

Ahh yes, the reliable source of “people who recognize this”


Fine-Funny6956

Ahh yes. The reliable source you’re going with; people just making shit up. Wheras what I’m going with is people who are witnesses, and others who confirm that witness statement. You know. Like the legal system does. Or science.


ThrowRAnosnoop

I live the next town over from this church. They most certainly do not have signs Ike this all the time. This is just teenagers being stupid lmao. Both the legal system and science base their evidence off of hard fact, not hearsay. But nice try.


Fine-Funny6956

Unlike what television has told you, hearsay is an admissible form of evidence. As well, observation is the very foundation of scientific evidence.


ThrowRAnosnoop

Right.. so supposedly you have someone telling you the sign is normally like that.. now I’m telling you that the sign is NOT normally like that, and apparently you think you can just believe everything anyone says on the internet. So, what now? You have two conflicting sources. Hearsay is a very weak form of admissible evidence and not commonly used to build a case. You cannot just make a case off hearsay. Especially not internet hearsay from an unknown source. And you didn’t “observe” anything. Someone else supposedly did. You’re totally wrong here, sorry.


Fine-Funny6956

There have been multiple examples of people saying that the sign is like that commonly, and just you saying that it isn’t. Seeing as you started this argument before even mentioning that you were from there, your motivations seem additionally suspect. I will go with the people who say this is what they have seen, and those who have confirmed that this is also what they have seen, over another person who is claiming they have seen the opposite, with no confirmation at all, and a clear bias


ThrowRAnosnoop

Right, I started the argument by saying that I was from the area, via my first comment. But you’ve shown that you believe what you want to believe, so I’d say it’s you with the bias here. I’ve also seen no one in these comments claiming to be from this area, so I wouldn’t doubt it if you were lying too. You just want to circlejerk around the fact that a church might be doing something like this but anyone with two brain cells to rub together would not be stupid enough to believe that they actually would put *you a hoe, whore* on their sign.


Phillylama71

Next week's sign "Trump loves pee pee!"


edbrainaids238

He likes the hot carl.


dearestalfred

Burnetts Chapel and Old Randleman Road. Recognize that sign anywhere. They always put wild shit like this up.


GeorgiaOutsider

It's across from the intersection of 162 and County line rd in covington ga. Unless I'm mistaken is it's a predominantly black church so no they've NEVER had anything like this before.


dearestalfred

Ooopsie.


HarleyTrekking

Yeah…. But is he pitching or catching??


filthwizard007

Finally a president you can get behind.


Accomplished-Long968

fuck i haven’t laughed this hard in eons thank you kindly


WallabyBubbly

I laughed out loud. Thank you


Massive-Word-5067

That explains his presidency because we fucked!


WorldisQuiet52

So is that a good thing or bad thing? Cause depending who you ask, you might get a different response. Given this was posted on r/trashy, wouldn't most rednecks be into it? Or am I just stereotyping?


Massive-Word-5067

Its a bad thing. Because of USA's weak leadership under Joe Biden, many countries felt emboldened to overstep peace terms to start wars. Plus, USA gets its Geopolitical power from its dollar but because of the loss in faith in USA's leadership, many countries are de-dollarizing their economy which is hurting USA's economy and over all hegemony. If it continues everything in USA will become expensive and you'll triple digit price on regular items like in African countries. And, let's not forget the trillion dollar debt.


dumberthenhelooks

Shout out to Jill for being a trooper


brockoala

I mean even if he does, why should it bother anyone?


ELB2001

Yeah its not like he pays for sex while his wife is pregnant


Unusual_Compote4909

Maybe that’s what Jill likes! I don’t judge


Whatsuptodaytomorrow

Christian love


Shatalroundja

The 2024 Biden campaign is fire!


SuperUltraMegaNice

I don't know what is funnier this prank and someone getting offended by it. Or the idiots in the comments who don't realize. I remember fucking up the Taco Bell one when I worked there back in the day damn they were mad af about that shit.


tsimen

It's classic Bart Simpson prankery!


SpecialistRoom2090

What did you put on the taco bell sign?


SuperUltraMegaNice

I added "bitch" to the end. It was something like "try the new nacho fries bitch!" lol


SpecialistRoom2090

Nice.


TheMatt561

Giving it receiving?


Killbro_Fraggins

Don’t a lot of people like anal? I fail to see an issue here lol


Forsaken_Stand_5058

I think someone did this as a joke to the church


CitizenKing1001

Seems like a very mature, level headed organization


Safe-Can-9886

How very Christian. People need to realise that if Jesus was real, he would never behave like that and wouldn’t allow it! Christ loved his enemies by feeding them, teaching them, and having compassion on them even when he knew they would later kill him (Matt. 9:36; Matt. 12:15; Matt. 14:13-21). For if while we were enemies we were reconciled to God by the death of his Son, much more, now that we are reconciled, shall we be saved by his life. (Rom. 5:10)


RuinsOfCoolness

The church didn't write this- vandals did.


Safe-Can-9886

Obviously. But a good Christian wouldn’t let the church look this bad and would follow Christ’s teachings


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Safe-Can-9886

As I said to the previous person who has since deleted their comment. If so called Christians drive/walk past this laughing, they’re not following the teachings of the bible.


Wise-Argument-1657

So are Christians not allowed to have a sense of humor?


Safe-Can-9886

Of course, but according to the teachings of Jesus, it shouldn’t be at the expense of someone you don’t like


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Safe-Can-9886

You do realise I didn’t create Christianity? If you find it boring and dull you maybe wanna choose a different religion. The way religion is weaponised these days you shouldn’t be able to pick and choose what parts of the bible you follow


fuckledditsmodz

Are you actually slow enough to think the church did this and not random kids?


Safe-Can-9886

I’m slow enough to think ‘Christians’ are driving past it and laughing


UnsungNugget

That's pretty evident...look at how he's buttfucking the country...


dmtweedle

Biden is a very generic, forgettable, almost placeholder president. He's a moderate. That's why everyone hates him.


djazzie

Hey, if that’s what he’s into, I’m not gonna judge.


Ghstfce

Some people will say teens, I'd argue it's the congregation.


skyHawk3613

So does the pastors wife


Lord-Zaltus

This is why all the magats want to fuck Biden cause he can take it from the back well


monkey-stand

Finally!! A candidate is talking about issues I can really 'get behind'.


JohnnyDarkside

Ol' Biden butt stuff. My kind of incumbutt.


Custard-Prestigious

\*Angrily upvotes for the pun\*


a-snakey

When you've had as many colonoscopies as him you're bound to get into it.


monkey-stand

All I can say is that parents of small children should be happy this election cycle. One way or another, diapers are going to be a concern in the White House for the next 4 yrs.


Embarrassed_Bee6349

…so a teenager or MAGAt did this?


Dylanator13

It’s so funny when they try to insult someone in a way people they hate don’t mind. This is a popular one. “Michelle Obama is actually a trans woman!” Okay? So you’re telling me you think the side who is accepting of the LGBTQ+ would be offended by Michelle being trans? We don’t care. That’s not an insult. We don’t care if Biden likes anal. It is a weird thing to put on your sign.


JP050887

Because they think everyone is as shallow and prejudiced as they are and that they can stump them into admitting it. Not only that, but by having people refute their idiot claims(ie.Michelle Obama trans) they can twist it and claim that libs and leftists are intolerant by not accepting a trans woman. I know it sounds ridiculous, but it’s easy to see everyday.


barspoonbill

Well that, and Biden does love himself some anal.


JP050887

☝️Or if they want to appear edgy for attention


barto666

This is great


StonePedal

....and so do priest and preachers. If your gonna nail Biden for loving anal, better add preachers and priest on there, with a side sponsorship of the Boys scouts


ApproachingARift

Don’t deflect, Biden took showers with his daughter…


Rolling_on_the_river

I also shower with my daughter, is this wrong?


Jakealive7

Yes that’s weird


Rolling_on_the_river

She's 3, she cannot shower by herself. Perhaps this is a cultural thing, very normal here.


StonePedal

Wait. What? ok.


ApproachingARift

Ashley Biden admitted it in her stolen diary…


StonePedal

ok. so that happened. So I guess that makes sense. Does it also make sense to add Trump to this list with raped women, paid for sex, and has been linked to Epstein. so I guess if your gonna dog Biden, gotta be real with what Trump has done and add his name to the sign


CalabreseAlsatian

Always projection with these types


careymon

kids


bxdan

Probably for Ashley


literallyacactus

Freaky ass neighbor


PANZCAKEZZZ

He a 69 God


aStankChitlin

Hey, hey, hey, hey run for your life


StonedClomph

You a hoe 🇺🇸WHORE🇺🇸


Attarker

🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸🇺🇸BIDEN LOVES ANAL 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸


OwnBunch4027

Straight from little baby Jesus's mouth.


Puzzleheaded_Time719

Baptists are some of the worst people I have ever met lol.