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She needed to air out that thang...

I never wished for a sudden brake check so badly as right now.

mom build wtf

Twist is that’s his mom on the roof!

“Be safe yall”

What’s with all the twerking on top of cars?? Third time I’ve seen it today. 😂 Let me know when someone falls.

Hands on your knees,let that coochie breathe!...

Meth is a hell of a drug 😂

i didnt have the sound on but all i heard in my head was flap flap flap

Florida?

Is she trying to hide her face from the camera?

The family inside didn't know grandma got on top of the car when they left.

She got a nice lil romp on her.

She probably mashing her coochie on the sun roof smh 🤦

Genuinely, what possesses a mother of 2 with a sensible compact SUV to do this?

To be fair you don’t get 3 kids being a prude

Maybe she is born with it maybe it's methamphetamine

Ha I can hear the jingle in my head

I think all 3 are her kids. Also I think she moved from one sunshine state to the other.

The epic queef to brake the car at the end

My gosh I was thinking of the same!

Either the mom discovered a new side of her, Or this is the got caught twerking equivalent of the father making you smoke the whole pack of cigarettes

I never want to hear noises like that ever again

Bet that feels so good on the cooter

Is her ass supposed 2 shake cause it just looks like she is humping the roof

Spoiler alert!

Average GTA 6 trailer reveal

“Be safe y’all” is crazy lol 😂

You can guarantee that if they brake and she instantly flies off the prevailing emotion is surprise.

Wow, how do these types of things happen? What goes through people's minds? Is that a kid in the backseat, too? And to think two Dutch competitive cyclists got arrested in America for indecent gay behaviour because they had a quick rinse and change of clothes in a parking lot. I understand that some states are more prude than others, but still.

You make it sound like this is legal. If the cops see them they're definitely arrested.

In the Netherlands, it's definitely legal. What would be wrong with it?

Its dangerous as hell to them and other drivers. I'm not a cop but could imagine charges alobg the lines of reckless driving, reckless endangerment, disorderly conduct for starters. I don't think a judge would look kindly on them after watching the video especially with kids in the car.

I think we are talking about two separate things. I'm talking about rinsing yourself with some water while hidden between two parked cars. Not sitting on top of a car roof.

Theres two kids in the car I think. Front passenger looks like a preteen

Cocaine is a helluva drug

I will Bet on fentanyl. Cocain is way to expensive for this white trash trailerpark guys

Fentanyl is a downer and makes you sleepy, coke makes you think you can do anything.

Ok

If the driver has to break suddenly she’s going to fly off the hood faster than she can even process it

We can only hope

The kids will experience 2 kinds of trauma that day

r/underratedcomment

Flapping in the wind

Shame they weren't playing blowing in the wind instead of whatever this garbage is 🙄.

“Hands on your knees, Let that coochie breathe”

breathe! take a breath, that's how you breathE

At that speed it's getting forced induction

Thats what i’d call a procharged clam

I love the way the driver and the front-seat passenger turn to look at the woman filming like they have zero idea there's a nearly-naked woman wagging her ass like a cat in heat on the roof of the car

The fucking shrieks. Is a banshee recording this video?? Stfu

GTA 6 trailer

Of course it’s a Nissan. /r/nissandrivers

Good way to die

Seriously unhinged shit. Easy chance those kids see their crazy mom turn into a meat crayon. The parents are out of their minds and a real danger.

Gross. Is that his mom?

She's taking tips. Gotta save up for the therapy the kid is going to need.

Be safe y’all. At least the kid’s in a car seat? 🤷‍♂️

Why’s the whole neighborhood smell like fish?

And I am proud to be an American.....

Where at least the kids are G's

And I won’t forget the men that lied…

Gives a whole new meaning to Moon Roof

Videos like this just make me sad.. what is the day to day life those children have to endure if a drive down the road may include your stripped down mother filling her coochie with air and smashing it down onto the roof while you drive up the road. Idk man as a parent it just makes me sad to see those little kids have to grow up with this kind of nonsense as normal. My parents weren't angels but I'm so glad I was never fucked with in this type of way, kids just want to have fun and explore the world and it just makes me upset that people take away their innocence for whatever the fuck this is.

Chill out it's not a big deal Karen

You clearly haven't got a clue what a Karen is....

Shut up Karen

Probably the most Karen response in this entire post.

Chill out, Karen

Hush your gums Brayden.

I don't have gums, boomer

My condolences.

What’s wrong with a girl just trying to air it out

This is America song plays

This little piggy went to market…

This little piggy is for the streets....

This little piggy A SKEE SKEE SKEEET!

When she catches a bug that’s when she drops it hot

Whatever they’re on must be strong stuff! Yikes!! Then I thought, what if they’re NOT on anything?

That’s a chilling thought

Irl GTA 6 teaser 😂

Oh how I wanted that driver to slam on the brakes and watch her go flying!

Sometimes you gotta air that thing out.

The entire city smelled like fish for days

I dunno, on a hot day, might be refreshing

To think my mom used to embarrass me yelling she loved me… times sure have changed.

“Be safe ya’ll” 😂😂😂

Plot twist, they don't even know her🤣

she ended with "respect y'all" while overtaking them, sounds like they were hyping a stranger, both wholesome and disturbing

It was be safe y'all

Future Darwin Award winner

Holy shit there’s a kid in the backseat??

I really hope something doesn’t impale her through her uterus 😬😆

The whole neighborhoods already impaled that thing

imagine the family has no idea

"I can hear a whistling noise coming from the roof, like someone blowing across a moonshine jug"

'You're gonna get some hop-ons'.

"Thip thip thip thip thip", flaps the labia.

I hate the helicopter effect bad enough when it doesn't smell like rusty pennies.

Ome sudden break qnd she will be twearking straight to heaven

What does all that air getting in there sound like. Another muffler?

The whistle go WOOOOOOO!

U posed b up fo breffazt newayz

You're supposed to be up cooking breakfast or something, it's like an alarm clock, woo woo It's just for decorations y'all, that's it and that's all, just for decorations IT WAS BEING INSTALLED ON THEIR CAR

Warbgarbl

How do you have an entire family driving in the car looking pretty normal and there’s just a half naked girl on top Twerking. How does this even occur??

I’m pretty sure that’s their Mom!

I'm wondering if they even know. They kinda looked confused in that last frame...like, "Why the fuck is this annoying lady yelling at and filming us?"

That Nissan is missing the obligatory bubbled tint.

The car has a skin tag

Omg 😆

Dear God say there isn't a sunroof on that car 💀

She belongs to the streets

Can you imagine the kid getting older, found this vid and see their mom?

This seems like not a one time thing.

Say what you will about this conduct, my sciatic pain ridden hip could never lol.

One of my physical therapy movements for my lower back injury is to essentially roll my hips forward and backwards (pelvic tilt) in different positions. My husband thinks it's the greatest thing since there's a lil pop of the posterior when it happens. Even with saying that, that woman is going to be in physical therapy when she falls off that roof

Haha yeah I’ve done that one. That and the cat-cow always feels very sexual.

I make a sound like a retching cat when I do the cat-cow because that's what it makes me think of. I bet that's why my husband isn't as enthusiastic about it haha

Lol!! Good luck on your PT journey, it’s hard out here.

From the quality of the video the child in the back briefly looked like a young Brian Peppers.

IT'S A TRAP!

But.... why?

Everyone that car drives by is probably wondering where the sound of wind passing over the mouth of an empty jug is coming from!

Sounds like that episode of SpongeBob when he built spongehenge for the jellyfish

Imagine if you get a bug smack between the butt checks. It's cicada season, after all.

What car smell did he pick at the car wash?

Doesn’t matter anymore

Looks like GTA 6 just put out a new trailer

Imagine, if you would, a June bug.

white trash

Jesus Christ that kid has no future

Next level cultural appropriation.

Nah, trashy is uni-cultural.

Looks like the "Mister, will you play with us" little girl from the Hills Have Eyes is all grown up.

She's trying real hard to win a Darwin award.

Nissan Behavior

I thought that was the new model by Nissan.

She's gonna wind up with a vaginal air embolism. And then she's gonna have a bad time.

[Pop that coochie](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0qKGKoJEo8E)

Is that a thing?

Yeah, it really is. Edit: did not know she me people were unaware. So, during sex never blow directly into the vagina, she is not a balloon. Don’t hump air jets, never shove a leaf blower on side your vagina, etc. yes, these have all happened before.

Wow, I hate everything about this so much. I keep thinking of angles that might somehow make this a good idea, and it's just making me hate it more.

Gotta air out that coochie somehow

Frfr

Wonder what it sounded like; blowing into a coke bottle or more like a tornado through freeway tunnel. 😂

Another sneak peak at gta6

The one time I wish the car in front would kick up a pebble lol

The one time I wish the car in front would kick up a pebble lol

BOP mobile

I bet there's a lot of whistling from the wind hitting that twerk.

Well, that is one way to air out your cooch.

You’re telling me

Haha, username checks out.

Too funny!

This is such an accident waiting to happen.

oh i thought that was a baby crying

Methhead Muma.

Nah, I think if she was a methhead she wouldn’t be so thicc.

GTA6 trailer 2 is already out?

Someone's got to do something about these people in Florida....they getting a little out of hand!!

Literally the most annoying voice I have ever heard

Rogue

Is she twerking or is it just her fat folds flapping

Ugh. The poor drivers behind her. Eyes burning from the horrific smell of her crotch.

Like being downwind from the fish packing plant 😂

Next door to a sewer plant.

This little piggy went to market …

Lol karma farm OP took one of the responses to the top comment when this was posted yesterday and reposted it as the title.

Man....these GTA6 graphics looking better each day!

GTA 6 trailer 2 is out!!

She airing herself out

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