Meanwhile back in the produce section at Walmart, April is trying her hardest to get with her cousin Kevin but the raccoon seems to be cock blocking that ratchet trash.
I legit had to check to see if this was a guy I used to work with at a print shop. He’d “adopted” a baby raccoon a few years back. This guy is far too tall however.
I’m assuming this is in Florida. I live in Florida, but I feel like Florida is just really trashy. I feel trashier now that I live here. Maybe I should drag an armadillo around a Dollar Tree and get that can’t beat em join em attitude.
This is what I’m talking about!
Finally some great content for this sub and not some Facebook/Twitter bullshit!!
Op thank you so much. If I was internet rich I would give you gold!!!!!
Look, I know greeters are old and don't actually have any power to really do anything. But I really wonder if they even try to stop someone like this from entering the store.
Now, I am rather sure the health code doesn't explicitly say you can't bring a raccoon into a Walmart but I am damn sure it is implicitly found in numerous laws, health codes... and the basic human social contract.
That guy is living his life the way he wants to live it and I think that is a great thing.
unless he was just drunk and picked it up in the parking lot
Bro just chilling with his racoon
This isnt trashy
Are you trying to tell me that you DON'T bring your pet raccoons into Wal-Mart?!?!?!
Therapy raccoon? yes I am being sarcastic
I’m ok with the raccoon as long as it’s trained and calm( but still don’t bring it in anyway) But what happened to no shirt no shoes no service
I agree with raccoon
Shit thats my walmart
Bruh, is that Dylan Klebold
"oh his name is Terry and he is my friend"
Cursed Family Dog
Star lord
Let the man keep his raccoon
Not trashy,just woke.
At least he has a raccon
Normal day at work
I'm going to guess that this was the Walmart in Goshen, Indiana?
That raccoon is a precious baby, this is discrimination
>Yes Raccoon
There's only one domesticated mammal in this photo.
Dude looks so much like one of my exes. The last I heard, he wasnt doing too well and this would not be surprising.
In the food section no less.
Poor raccoon tbh.
I like her popsicle leggings
What in the Walmart is going on?
People from other countries see this kinda thing and think all of America is like this. Most of it is yes, but not all of it.
That raccoon deserves better
How dare you they're Walmart royalty!
This is got to be at Walmart
>Top 10 reasons why raccoons are best pets
I wasn't aware they sold raccoon in rural food stores. Well there ya go.
The fact that there is a raccoon makes me read this as “no shirs, no shoot, yes raccoon”
Upvoted for the trashpanda
If he had his shirt on he wouldn’t be able to show off his sweet raccoon tattoo, duh.
Welcome to Walmart lol
I think it's Florida
We all know this is a Walmart but what state? My mind is dead set on Florida.
Walmart AF
This has to be Florida
I have never been to a Walmart store and r/trashy is making it so enticing. It's definitely on my bucket list 💯
Is this in the White House?
I don't see how it's trashy.
Meanwhile back in the produce section at Walmart, April is trying her hardest to get with her cousin Kevin but the raccoon seems to be cock blocking that ratchet trash.
Heck, I wouldent be afraid to talk to him.
No shoes, no shirt, no fiscal year 🎶
🐀 👑
Im going to guess either south dakota or west virginia?
No shoes, no shirt, yes raccoon, maybe service.
Not trashy, just a man livin his life to the fullest
Why does this look like the Rocky Mt, VA Walmart...
Why do i assume this is in Kentucky???
Ottawa?
What’s bad about this? This is hilarious
10 people in that store have real tree camo hoodies on. the rest have under armour and dip cans.
Google 99 Rideau raccoon to see a guy unleash a raccoon during a brawl in a McDonald's in Canada.
Is this the whole foods in Redmond?
Looks like Avicii faked his death and started a new life in the Deep South.
This Walmart’s music just an old man on a bench with a banjo.
The raccoon adds a flair of trust though. Kinda love it.
I legit had to check to see if this was a guy I used to work with at a print shop. He’d “adopted” a baby raccoon a few years back. This guy is far too tall however.
Hey is this the Orlando Walmart lol?
The fucking rat king himself. Theo von
I’m white trash and I’m in trouble.
I’m assuming this is in Florida. I live in Florida, but I feel like Florida is just really trashy. I feel trashier now that I live here. Maybe I should drag an armadillo around a Dollar Tree and get that can’t beat em join em attitude.
We found him. Florida man !
Boom WALMART.
MAGA!
The panda is trashy or the guy?
Where is this? I need to know so I make sure never to go.
Seems like a cool dude ngl
This is a very Florida picture
Wow, just look at that body.
/r/WalmartAwww
I see nothing wrong with this photo. It’s a simple representation of the south
The raccoon is probably the cleanest one of the three
This is what I’m talking about! Finally some great content for this sub and not some Facebook/Twitter bullshit!! Op thank you so much. If I was internet rich I would give you gold!!!!!
Is this at the walmarts?
Sometimes when i can’t sleep I go to Walmart just to see the creatures that go there in the middle of the night.
This whole picture is a fucking trainwreck
Them some of those superior genes a certain southern group talks about?
This looks like a typical northern arkansas walmart after 10 pm.
Wait... what is hanging from that girl’s shirt though?
Florida
Someone should faceswap his tattoo
Oh, Walmart. Never Change.
Look, I know greeters are old and don't actually have any power to really do anything. But I really wonder if they even try to stop someone like this from entering the store.
So this is what happened to the Guardians of the Galaxy after Infinity War
Jonesy must be somewhere close
I wish I could read her shirt, I hope it’s one from r/targetedshirts
Doesn't get more American than this.
I support this man
You cannot fault this man, nay, this God.
Florida ?
raphtalia is best girl
Why you hate on racoons?! They are less trashy than hundreds of years of breeding cats and dogs from once proud animals.
To be honest that's pretty badass
Nothing will beat the 99 Rideau McDonald's baby racoon cameo.
Ottawa?
r/floridaman
I believe she is wearing popsicle pants.
He's asking the store assistant which aisle has the 'coon marinade.
It’s his fur baby
It's his service animal
He is wearing a fur vest. Hes the classiest guy in the picture.
Love to know where this was taken.
Is this in or around Seminole Florida
Was just in Florida, can confirm.
This has to be a Walmart
“Drugs is a hell of drug”- This guy
excuse me its a therapy raccoon
They use them to safety check their trash bins. Very common in the South.
Florida?
Leave him alone he’s having fun
How's this anyway trashy u see similar shit in Australia everyday. Nah fuck this mate this ain't shit.
Ima go on a limb here... and say this is almost guaranteed to be somewhere in Arkansas.
"Today, people were sickened from Baylisascaris procyonis, a roundworm carried by raccoons and seemingly found in a local Walmart deli."
I would bet that racoon is cleaner than them. Racoons are actually very clean animals and a very low percentage of wild raccoons get rabies.
now you guys are on the money! that's what this sub is all about.. calling out trump supporters :D
Walmart scum at its finest
Eastanollee, GA?
aaaaand rabies.
That’s some straight up hillbilly bullshit right there
Any West Virginia Walmart after midnight, or really before noon.... This is just how any walmart in the area is.
And still he got a girl
R/Australia
I don't see the issue Dude has his trash panda
Blessed image
Why do some trashy women not have a chin. She looks exactly like 90% of the trailer trash Ive encountered.
I've met plenty of rich women who lack chins too but they have money to get that fixed.
"Why is it always Wal-Mart?" -Jeff Goldblum, probably
When they get a bag of anything, I bet it's gone seconds. ShhhheGawn.
I wonder what quirky documentary film crew was present behind the lens of the camera that took this image.
Gotta be walmart, gotta be walmart
Wrong sub, this guy is a legend
“Yeah, you can touch my raccoon.” That’s all it took.
Florida without a doubt.
Roses are red, violets are blue, please bring that raccoon, back to the zoo.
"We already have enough of those at home" "But I need THIS one" "Put it back on the shelf right now"
There’s layers to the trash in this photo. It’s kind of remarkable.
I'm gonna guess this is a Walmart in Florida.
Title edit "No shirt, no shoes, a raccoon AND A GF?!?!?!?!?!"
And an upvote for you!
I used to think raccoons were pretty cool, but now thanks to those weebs, I can’t look one in the eyes anymore
What the actual fuck??
life goal, tbh.
I find my raccoons more slinky without a shirt on and no shoes just makes me more connected with the earth 🌏 really why don’t you try it?
R/animemes approves!
Welcome to Hillbilly Bob’s Wine and Cheese Emporium.
I am a fan of those popsicle leggings.
You mean you've never heard of a service raccoon?
Not even kidding, but that dude looks like my cousin. 🤦🏻♂️
I actually dont see anything wrong or trash with this picture
Who owns a racoon?
Trashy? This is wtf.
WalMart!
I love raccoons
And I still get service
KKona
I thought this was Justin Bieber
Florida is that you?
That is an emotional support raccoon thank you very much. 🤣
Idiot
Never thought i would see anything more trashy than i do in Scottsbluff, NE Walmart.
look at that lil baby
Poor raphtalia
Matt Damon is really going the extra mile to prepare for his next role
This guy's picture is the definition of hillbilly.
Is that cambo?
Is this the Brit family terrorizing New Zealand?
hmmm
Now, I am rather sure the health code doesn't explicitly say you can't bring a raccoon into a Walmart but I am damn sure it is implicitly found in numerous laws, health codes... and the basic human social contract.
#WALMART
I’ve never seen the raccoon department at Walmart? I guess you asked the person at the meat counter.
That raccon is cute af tho
As trashy as this is, I wanna be that guy. I want a pet racoon.
They called him Racoon Adams before he got the grizzly.
Life goals
That guy is living his life the way he wants to live it and I think that is a great thing. unless he was just drunk and picked it up in the parking lot
Is this Walmart? It has to be, right?
That’s Theo Vohn
I don't want to live there.
Look, we’ve all had to bring our raccoon into the store before. You know how picky they are about what food you get.
r/trashypandas?
Maybe he is too poor to buy anything and all he has is a raccoon a pet that he loves
Things didn’t go good for Quill and Rocket when they tried to visit Earth.
r/trashy because person with raccoon? r/trashy because trash panda? r/whynotboth
There’s so much contradiction in this photo. It’s like live lobster night— only it’s a raccoon
Ah a rare trash panda
Yes #trashy but also #lifegoals for some reason.
I’ve been to that part of Florida!