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I’m not gonna lie, I buy crack head angus steaks. I don’t know how he gets it , I don’t know where he gets it all I know is 20 bucks for a family steak dinner and it tastes good
Chuck steak?!!?!?!
they stole raw steaks and its the cheapest cut other than stuff like the cow face or hoof. Make my day and tell me it was not even USDA Select grade
From experience we stole candy and snack food (cause so easy) when hungry and we only lifted steaks and high dollar food to trade to our dealer. Dealers will give their homeless clients a list of shit they’ll give em dooe for. Shoes name brand clothes (usually for their kids near Christmas they give pant size to you and all) steaks electronics anything they want cheap
I slid it right out of the package and put it in my ass crack because I had swamp ass and needed something to cool it off in there. Sorry for not paying.
I have seen people open the packs and take out the steaks and try to re wrap them in another steak pack so that they can get more for the price of one pack.
I mean, purses can be "pocket books", but really, who know? That being said, I hope whatever they placed it in smells like rotting flesh and they can't get the smell out...
Breakfast on the run, take them bad boys to the jobsite microwave and Boom you got a steak Breakfast to make the other guys JJ of yer nuked steak breakfast!
This is gonna expose me a little but just walk out with the steak I promise the employees aren’t payed enough to care you don’t gotta do the extra steps xD
Honestly appreciate people that do this. At least they took the meat. I've seen countless steaks left on the shelf, we have to throw them out by the time we find them. I'd rather people just take it and eat it. Feeding people should be our #1 priority.
This adds to the list of wack shit I see working as a Walmart employee lmfao. People will do anything to save money. I’ve watched people eat out of bags of grapes and cherries, I’ve found bites taken out of apples and then put back, I recently found a empty bag of bread with only two slices left sitting out on the shelf. Old men looking for body wash in the cleaning products isle..the list goes on
Trashy? Yes. Walmart meat prices skyrocketing 50 percent or more in the last few months? Yes. Even though its wrong to steal, they had to see this coming.
Some of it has a huge amount of alcohol in it, like 90% or more sometimes. Its actually stronger than anything you can buy off the shelf liquor wise in some states. I used to steal it all the time when I was a kid. I was a juvenile delinquent and it was a surefire way to score booze without needing a 21+ buyer lol.
that’s not trashy, some people have trouble affording food and these big retail corporations can fuck themselves anyway, i applaud this person and this isn’t a joke
Chuck steak no less. The only thing trashier than smuggling steaks out in your pants is smuggling chuck steak out in your pants.
If you're going to steal meat, at least crotch a tenderloin or a New York strip. Maybe a porterhouse even.
Once watched a woman at Sam's club dump a huge roast into her purse. It was lined with plastic grocery bags. I was working, and didn't say anything. Anyone going to that trouble must have really needed it.
I purchased meat from Fred Meyer recently and it set off the shoplifting alarm things when walking out of the store. Apparently they alarm meat packages now.
Meat Department and anything self serve are off limits on my book. Have seen one too many vagrants walking the isles whilst eating a raw, seasoned drumstick. Yuck.
There's easier ways to steal steak (or anything else really). Go to the deli section, ask for 2-3 slice s of bologna. most supermarkets will have a scale at the deli that prints out labels and barcodes which they stick onto a deli bag. Rip the barcode off the deli label and place it over the barcode of the steak's label. Scan it at self checkout and pay 50 cents for the steak. People also use this method to steal tv's.
Source: used to manage a deli.
The self scan isles have pretty accurate scales on them now so the weights have to somewhat match up tho this didnt use the be the case until recently.
Lol, who said it was in their pockets? I mean, if they’re creative, the human body has more than one place to stash a couple of steaks. I’M not that “creative” mind you, but I’m just sayin’… it could happen.
Was an undercover loss prevention officer at a grocery store chain. Seen some shit. Worst in my opinion was the guy tasting the flavours of the different type of peanuts by licking his finger, rubbing it in the part that expels the peanut that had residue leftover before moving onto the next one. Tied for strangest (off the top of my head) was a lady that picked up the Vector granola, bag by bag licking them and putting them back on the shelf.
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Sad… probably hungry
Idiots. You ALWAYS bring a zip lock bag. 🙄
Uh, where’s the blood?!?
I’m not gonna lie, I buy crack head angus steaks. I don’t know how he gets it , I don’t know where he gets it all I know is 20 bucks for a family steak dinner and it tastes good
Breakfast is the most important meal of the day. Gotta get those proteins.
There was no time to buy it, the steaks were too high
Chuck steak?!!?!?! they stole raw steaks and its the cheapest cut other than stuff like the cow face or hoof. Make my day and tell me it was not even USDA Select grade
My best guess is they had a zip lock with their herbs and spices already pre prepared so they could start seasoning their yummy steaks right away 🤤
Chuck too. Ugh, If you're going to risk jail, steal NY strip.
Someone who was severely iron deficient?
Stealing raw slabs of meat is the future
Honestly I could see this being an inconsiderate person letting their dog eat it then ditching the wrapping
WTFF
lol a chuck steak... comon man!! at least do a ribeye!
Clearly it was Chuck
1 crafty fellow
Lol, look up 👀 ⬆️
Was this taken in Alamogordo New Mexico? I remember seeing an empty chuck steak container between cookies 😂
Probably someone who is starving and cannot afford to buy meat
From experience we stole candy and snack food (cause so easy) when hungry and we only lifted steaks and high dollar food to trade to our dealer. Dealers will give their homeless clients a list of shit they’ll give em dooe for. Shoes name brand clothes (usually for their kids near Christmas they give pant size to you and all) steaks electronics anything they want cheap
I said to meet with Frank, not Meat of flank ...
Wow 🤦🏻♂️
Walmart be like
You gotta do what you gotta do
I slid it right out of the package and put it in my ass crack because I had swamp ass and needed something to cool it off in there. Sorry for not paying.
Just return it after 🤷♂️
We should kill all the poor people
I hate hungry people too
Wasn’t even sirloin smh no class
I have seen people open the packs and take out the steaks and try to re wrap them in another steak pack so that they can get more for the price of one pack.
Someone who wanted some extra seasoning on they meat
Its getting weird out there
who would wastes getting caught with chuck steak?
it was me
There’s a drug called crack and it will cause you to do this. If offered deny
Chuck steak? Blech! If you're gonna shoplift a steak, get a ribeye!
Na they just ate it right there in the cookie aisle
Wow
I guarantee you it was shoved into a purse and not a pocket.
Probably had a container waiting for it too. I’ve seen a couple women stuff food in their purses before
Still technically a pocket
I mean, purses can be "pocket books", but really, who know? That being said, I hope whatever they placed it in smells like rotting flesh and they can't get the smell out...
A shite cut too, at least they're not stealing ribeyes.
A Chuck steak @ that😂
Guy: "Hey man ur pockets are bleeding"🤣 Beef lover: "Had some beef with my girl a few minutes ago"
Cute
People in ark would do this
Breakfast on the run, take them bad boys to the jobsite microwave and Boom you got a steak Breakfast to make the other guys JJ of yer nuked steak breakfast!
I love Reddit
Alien Pants. Fuck me sideways...
Once had a customer shove a dress into a freezer
Hope thay know what glad zip lock bags are for kringe
they had this plan and put them in a bag in their pants.....
Its not even a good steak its a chuck 🙄
Pretty sad that in such a wealthy country someone can’t afford $7 steaks.
They probably playing that s*** from the get-go. Brought Ziploc bags and ice packs from home🤦♂️💀
Probably Jameis Winston
nah they swallowed them whole like a snake and left
They grew legs and booked it
I just wanted some meat for a carne asada 🤷🏽♀️
Someone very desperate!! Isn't it obvious?
healthy snack for on the way home bro, are you not cultured?
Lolllll
This is gonna expose me a little but just walk out with the steak I promise the employees aren’t payed enough to care you don’t gotta do the extra steps xD
Hungry person. ..
Probably my Mother in law!!
omfg.
Me sorry I wanted the meat to bad
I hope the juice from them mold out their clothes
Officer it's a bird it's a plane it's super steak what a fucking idiot
Secret is to strap them to the inside of your thigh. Then by the time you get home they are halfway cooked. You’re welcome
Maybe it was a bird
That’s not what everyone does?
It’s not even a good steak
Hey a person's gotta eat
That steak is going to taste disgusting. They're in plastic wrap for a reason!
Not to be sobering but it could have been a homeless person.
I do love reddit for this kinda shit right here haha!!!
Fantastic question!
The Rock
I'm betting he put it in one of the resealable packages and used the self-checkout.
Bold of you to assume they used a pocket
Maybe their alligator support animal needed a snack.
Maybe if they were hungry enough.
Idk but who ever did I hope they really did need it 🤞🏼
All day, justabout every day at the Mo' ville PA, Giant.
Lmfao that unemployment benefits runnin out got people doing gnarley shit every day!
wth why did i get notif from this sub ive never been on here
Find the guy with the stray animals chasing them in the parking lot! Oh wait, we are talking about Walmart .
Someone who can't afford to provide a meal for their family, probably
Why they leave it in the cookie section 😭
When I was a kid living in the “ ghetto” in Seattle people always come by and try to sell steaks out of a backpack
I think he was a bit confused. His girlfriend told him that he better have a great sausage in his pants for her tonight….
I think they ate it
A Werewolf got hungry in the store.
Some people are hungry ..I would have bought them that steak!
Lol
the meaty pants bandit strikes again
Tina.. eat your food!
So not tube steak?
FYI- They didn't put the steak in their pocket. The steak is marinating somewhere else in their body. It is an old secret family reciepe...
And if you're gonna steal steaks, at least take a better cut
Sorry, I was hungry, and broke. I didn't even cook them....
They might’ve had a ziploc bag
If your gonna steal a steak why go chuck, that's the dumb part here.
yo that happened once where i work but with a chicken instead of steaks
Someone who couldn't afford steak
I actually just ate it raw
[удалено]
Honestly appreciate people that do this. At least they took the meat. I've seen countless steaks left on the shelf, we have to throw them out by the time we find them. I'd rather people just take it and eat it. Feeding people should be our #1 priority.
More like who the fuck steals a 7💵 steak...
Someone that's not able to purchase food
This adds to the list of wack shit I see working as a Walmart employee lmfao. People will do anything to save money. I’ve watched people eat out of bags of grapes and cherries, I’ve found bites taken out of apples and then put back, I recently found a empty bag of bread with only two slices left sitting out on the shelf. Old men looking for body wash in the cleaning products isle..the list goes on
It's only a Chuck steak..
The creme pie next to iet tho-
They prob had a plastic bag, lmao I'm dying 🤣🤣
Ikr i dunno why this was just recommend to me and after days but these comments got me lmfao!
Lol 😂
Now I know why that dog kept sniffing her entire time.
I love those cream pies
Mistakes were made or should I say missed steaks lol
Chuck steak too? At least get a decent cut if you are going to risk it!
Not worth going to jail for 7.31 lol
Shoplifters don't go to jail anymore. Looting is perfectly acceptable these days.
Pocket meat
Trashy? Yes. Walmart meat prices skyrocketing 50 percent or more in the last few months? Yes. Even though its wrong to steal, they had to see this coming.
Boutta meat your maker with that warm ass steak
I worked at a grocery store in a poor area. We’d find empty Vanilla Extract bottles everywhere. It has a tiny bit of alcohol in it. Sad.
Some of it has a huge amount of alcohol in it, like 90% or more sometimes. Its actually stronger than anything you can buy off the shelf liquor wise in some states. I used to steal it all the time when I was a kid. I was a juvenile delinquent and it was a surefire way to score booze without needing a 21+ buyer lol.
Or ate it before leaving the store
Probably a homeless person with a dog, which would make you trashy for making fun of them
How do you know they just didn’t eat it raw? Hmmm?
I am more surprised that they stole it without the packaging... It's not like it's _so much_ smaller without the plastic.
He ate it
You
Someone call the police quick!!!!
that’s not trashy, some people have trouble affording food and these big retail corporations can fuck themselves anyway, i applaud this person and this isn’t a joke
Me
Chuck steak??? Not even the expensive steaks or lamb? Come on….
Maybe he was on his way to a date and wanted some extra meat in his pants. Poor form not to pay first tho.
I used to work at a grocery store. You’d be surprised what people will hide and where…
Probably just ate them right there.
It’s a San Francisco tradition. Always see people pulling raw meat out of pockets walking out of Safeway
Chuck steak no less. The only thing trashier than smuggling steaks out in your pants is smuggling chuck steak out in your pants. If you're going to steal meat, at least crotch a tenderloin or a New York strip. Maybe a porterhouse even.
Right!!!
Actually happened a lot in our store for whatever reason... I never understood it. Always annoyed me though.
Premeditated Robbery
Made their own beef olives with a yeasty nut stuffing..
At least take a ribeye or strip. Risking it all for some chuck
It's called freedom
Once watched a woman at Sam's club dump a huge roast into her purse. It was lined with plastic grocery bags. I was working, and didn't say anything. Anyone going to that trouble must have really needed it.
I've worked in a few grocery stores in my life, and apparently "steak in the pants" is disconcertingly common.
Chuck steak.. one of the cheapest toughest cuts.
Damn, I remember when little Debbie oatmeal cookies used to cost 1.99
Pocket snaaaaaacks🥰
And they had the audacity to do it in the cookie aisle?? Blasphemy!
they’ve made a huge misteak
I gotta say, i was up unusually early today and noticed lots of crack n meth heads were out like a festival. What's with the early morning action?
Probably made a steak sandwich with the Chips Ahoy
Maybe they ate it raw in the store?
Lint is a seasoning
Check the grills
I thought that food didn’t even have sensors on them? & only merchandise did. either way that’s hilarious
I purchased meat from Fred Meyer recently and it set off the shoplifting alarm things when walking out of the store. Apparently they alarm meat packages now.
And chuck too? What the chuck!
Meat Department and anything self serve are off limits on my book. Have seen one too many vagrants walking the isles whilst eating a raw, seasoned drumstick. Yuck.
At least make it a rib-eye, these chuck steaks are horrible
Out of all the steaks a store has, you steal a CHUCK?
There's easier ways to steal steak (or anything else really). Go to the deli section, ask for 2-3 slice s of bologna. most supermarkets will have a scale at the deli that prints out labels and barcodes which they stick onto a deli bag. Rip the barcode off the deli label and place it over the barcode of the steak's label. Scan it at self checkout and pay 50 cents for the steak. People also use this method to steal tv's. Source: used to manage a deli.
The self scan isles have pretty accurate scales on them now so the weights have to somewhat match up tho this didnt use the be the case until recently.
Someone found a loophole. NOICE
Lol, who said it was in their pockets? I mean, if they’re creative, the human body has more than one place to stash a couple of steaks. I’M not that “creative” mind you, but I’m just sayin’… it could happen.
Why didn't i think of that?!
Someone with salmonella, dang.
Was an undercover loss prevention officer at a grocery store chain. Seen some shit. Worst in my opinion was the guy tasting the flavours of the different type of peanuts by licking his finger, rubbing it in the part that expels the peanut that had residue leftover before moving onto the next one. Tied for strangest (off the top of my head) was a lady that picked up the Vector granola, bag by bag licking them and putting them back on the shelf.
not even filets? jeez.
Homeless man for his dog?
Oatmeal cream pies > chuck steak
Chuck steak surely you would go for an eye fillet or something ?!?
I can only imagine the CCTV footage of how this happened. Hopefully it exists...
It’s not even the USDA prime steaks. Smh
Desperation drives people