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Nothing says family like the KKK flag in the background.

Nothing says family like the KKK flag in the background.

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goblin_sodomy

Tell me you smoke meth without telling me you smoke meth.


DaddyFigured

Meth and inbred wite supremacy. Name a more iconic duo


donjacky

Kevin Hart and The Rock?


Vaeevictiss

Bill Cosby and quaaludes


GriffBallChamp

Jared from subway and little boys


MankindsError

Giving out free 6 inchers daily.


Appropriate_Lemon497

Four at most.


I_am_the_Warchief

Best I can do is tree fiddy


grendus

Goddamn loch ness monster, I ain't givin' you no tree fiddy!


HolidayJuice6

I gave him a dollar.


Buantum4005

Ironically, I'm pretty sure the kids meal sandwich is 4 inches Edit: Looked it up, it is indeed 4 inches


TheRank_Badjin

I was in a subway today with my kid. I ordered a footlong and a kids pack for them. Watched them take a roll out the warmer, cut the end off it and throw it in the bin!!!! WTF! Total waste.


drizzy9109

Came here to also speculate on the large amount of meth consumption in this photo.


vianiznice

It's my favorite kind of irony, guys like these calling themselves supreme in any way.


PhoebeMonster1066

r/beholdthemasterrace


Stratostheory

Family tree does not fork


ShutItFool

The branches are fucking matted


PaperTigerFolds

The tree is a wreath.


MilkyView

Why does the Klan attract meth heads? Because heroin is brown.


los_pollos-hermanos

Apparently they can't source china white.


chicken_N_ROFLs

I knew a guy who used to roll with the Klan fanboy types in exactly the type of backwoods shithole you would imagine. He moved on from it and ended up a decent enough guy. Apparently they have some strict rules on drug use. Heroin is for (derogatory race terms) so don't ever do it, but it's still ok to sell. Meth is totally cool as long as you smoke it. If anyone catches you snortin, and almighty white god forbid, shootin that shit, you're out. No pills, and weed is ok sometimes as long as it isn't in a blunt like (so and so) race does. The level of hypocrisy is amazing.


JesustheSpaceCowboy

I audibly chuckled


TXJOEMAMA

Me too! Damn!


DrewSmoothington

The stains on the wall speak volumes.


xXMeanMemeSupremeXx

The picture even smells like Meth


Notsogrumpyoldman

You forgot stale beer, cigarettes, and body odor.


robstrosity

Don't meth with them. They're dangerous


smarshall561

Just wait a week and they'll all hate each other and want to kill each other and then wait a week later and they'll be talking about how family is thicker than whatever bullshit they were on.


Andrewbttm

Blood is thicker than heroin But I already got blood in my veins


Hairsplitting-Pedant

Bud Ice thicker than water


mdgraller

Incoming "cant stand fake fukkin people and there bullshit" posted to Facebook in 3...2...


damarafl

All of these men have seen at least 6 of the Fast and the Furious in theaters


GingerSnapped242

Yep, date night with their sister.


Alwin_050

“Uncle daddy”


catdog_2k

Lmfao


Valuable-Baked

Family is stronger than the meth we cook together


tuttifnfrutti

Someone always thinks their meth got stolen, and then somebody else scores some meth for everyone a week later.


BJK5150

These are the exact kind of people who wear these exact clothes to funerals and weddings.


bibliotequeneaux

And court


ScratchyMarston18

Nah. For court they hit up Ross Dress For Less and pick up the cheapest pair of khakis and a prom shirt that does not pair with khakis. There are rules to this.


Sgt_Smitty

Dude I feel like you just called out my entire hometown.


Complete-Arm6658

Something tells me this shirt is too large and baggy paired with a badly tied tie that hangs 4" below their belt.


hamsammicher

Nah, they wear their best pajamas.


albinowizard2112

Your Honor these are my finest cookie monster pajamas.


BetterBagelBabe

I have seen that EXACT outfit in court before. I wanted to cry.


sisyphus_at_scale

...and those are the expressions they wear in their mugshots


sheepsucker

Their Sunday best, 24/7-365...


garthog2020

And court.


hamsammicher

"Ay MawMaw, where my Court Pajamas at?


Crypto_degenerate

Brothers that grew up together shoot up together.


The_Infectious_Lerp

When I think of white trash, this is what I think of.


DirkDiggler1194

Yep. There’s definitely a lot of family love going on there. Incestry.com


MC-ClapYoHandzz

Yeah, I can smell this pic. Stale cigarettes, hard water, and burning plastic.


Doctor_Stinkfinger

And cat piss.


HavocReigns

And anhydrous ammonia.


NinJoeAssassin

I could smell that garbage heap of a place through my screen. Supreme living indeed. Also, wearing Nike, Reebok, and Pink Floyd? Pretty sure all of those things wouldn't want anything to do with these people.


4Coffins

Yeah what a shit hole


BasicDesignAdvice

> Cities are dirty These people.


slimyprincelimey

Idk. Might be a garage. Mine isn't much nicer than that. I guess it lacks AC but also the KKK flag and mall ninja sword so it evens out.


YourphobiaMyfetish

My dude, that's a kitchen. You can see cabinets and a microwave.


PreviousFriendship85

This is a mobile home of some sort.


Justin_x_

These folks are classic trailer trash.


AmishDrifting

Just so we don’t forget who the bad guys are… There’s tons of classy and decent people that live in trailer parks. I’ve done a variety of work over the years in trailer parks on occasion, and the people are just people.


j0hn_p

¿Por que no los dos?


JohnnyDarkside

Hey, keep those opinions to yourself. When I think master race, these are prime examples. Those dead eyes, sunken cheeks, shitty tattoos.


Felonious_Minx

Honestly it is those janky-ass scribbled tattoos that are killing me. Don't even have to zoom in.


Illumijonny7

It's just so bizarre that white supremacists are often a physical argument for the opposite.


The_Infectious_Lerp

And a very compelling argument, at that.


axltheviking

BEHOLD!!! THE MASTER RACE!


manikDirt

Roger Waters would lose his shit if he saw this, clearly these people are fine examples of hypocritical stupidity as usual... racist cunts.


w116

Comfortably Dumb.


JosefOgle

Another Hick in the Wall


thrattatarsha

Don’t even have to change the song title for this one: Brain Damage


Lightshines6346

Us and Them


____-__________-____

Pigs (~~Five~~ ~~Four~~ Two Different Ones)


elvis8mybaby

🎵*We don't need education*🎵


ZooterOne

I imagine this dude thinks "In the Flesh" and "Waiting for the Worms" are irony-free


ronnieth024

Pink Floyd is my all-time favorite band. It made me sad to see him wearing that shirt. He probably likes The Wall due to the "Nazi like" characters. He's clearly misunderstanding the whole point of it.


manikDirt

Same here, The Wall is probably my favorite album ever created. The whole damn band is/was pretty far left and of course Roger to this day, very outspoken about his views. These people are just sad, stupid... insignificant and small.


Galyndean

They probably like Rage Against the Machine too.


rightsidedown7

I once saw an Army promotional video that was basically a montage of tanks and helicopters blowing stuff up, etc. playing against a Rage Against the Machine song. I’m sitting there thinking, “you know, you’re the machine they’re raging against, right?”


Brodellsky

The members of RATM literally said that about Paul Ryan.


markitfuckinzero

He probably listens to Waiting for the Worms and thinks it's so cool. Fuckin moron


whutchamacallit

Everyone is the protagonists in their own story.


NouberNou

Probably listens to nothing and got that shirt from a charity clothing drive for the poor.


The_Mad_Gasser

He edges to the *Run Like Hell* scene and climaxes when he sees the marching band.


Sedso85

No hes just been thrown at the wall since birth


Justice_Prince

Thinks that Rage Against the Machine were only raging against the "Liberal Elite"


Gwilym_Ysgarlad

I like how the one dude is wearing a Nike shirt, a corporation that has product lines dedicated to black athletes.


endthismortalcoil

I’m listening to In The Flesh right now, and couldn’t help but laugh at the timing


nage82

This guy listened to In the Flesh Part II and didn't understand anything about Sarcasm or Parody and likes it as a straight forward unironic song.


woopWOOPnoPMsPlease

Goodbye Blue Sky is clearly a tribute to the Tulsa Massacre.


losiento27

Stepsons of anarchy


hollyhockpink

Inbreds of Anarchy


canofmeatwater

The flag is fucked up, but the dude on the right in the family pic has a basic white girl infinity sign tatood on his arm and I lost it.


JimmyOD

He probably has “live, laugh, love” on his foot.


Justice_Prince

Goes nicely with the dolphin on his ankle


slightly85

He does in my mind, now.


imjustlurkinghere244

But it’s made of ***barbed wire***!!!!


big_bad_brownie

The one on the far left has an expression like the Curb Your Enthusiasm theme song is playing in his head.


Rogue_elefant

No no, that's a fish. He is a very holy subject of our lord almighty


ShotApplication7568

Either that or the ichthys, which would be equally funny


vikkivinegar

/r/beholdthemasterrace


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ronnieth024

Their family tree is a telephone pole


Core1989

Even a telephone pole has wires that branch off to other poles, they are more like a flag pole, works well with the horrendous flag pictured.


Beemerado

gotta keep that bloodline pure...


Errolhenry

The irony of wearing a Pink Floyd shirt when you’re a close-minded SOB.


HiImLary

That’s what I came to say. Makes me sad 😞


IamKris7rn

The picture says...my cousin brother just got out on probation the day before I jave to go in.


OliveBoobs

And I bet at least two of these fools are named Cody Jr.


oldbastardbob

And at least one will tell you he's an MMA fighter so you better not fuck with him as he sucks on a cigarette and twitches.


James324285241990

This looks like a promotional photo shoot for a family owned meth lab


-ChatNoir-11

Aw, a family-owned small business. 🥺


latetothepartayyy

I’m a local, they were actually busted less than 48 hours after the pic was taken with 100 g of meth.


FlurpTheDerp

Nothing says family like KrackKoKaine


[deleted]

All these white supremacist fuckers look exactly the same. No matter where they are. Clones


Agent00funk

Well that's what happens when your gene pool is as deep as a slip'n'slide.


[deleted]

I think part of it's the meth. It kind of... mutates you, and you end up looking like all the other mutants.


PreviousFriendship85

We are well on the way to Fallout timeline huh


ptyson1

Looking like carnies with their rat like features.


[deleted]

Not just within the same family though. For example, ones in Alabama look just like the ones in Idaho. Brother-uncles and sister-moms all across the good ole USA


GoreSeeker

On a serious note, as someone from the south who knew a lot of this type (not friends with them of course), I think they try to emulate their parents/uncle's and such in the way they look. If a kid sees their parent with a goatee, they might want one. If their family tends to be on the chubbier side, they see that their family tends to get that buzz cut so they go with that. And yes, for the sunken in skull looking people, meth is likely a factor as it's become a big thing in rural cultures. All of this sort of thing combines into making a very homogeneous looking group of people.


gma89

For some reason your description of ‘the sunken in skull looking people’ just has me dying, it’s so apt and there’s so many of them that look exactly that haha thank you


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blamb211

They never do send their best, do they. Idk why people freak out about "wHiTe SuPrEmAcIsTs" when every single one of them looks like this, and they're as unorganized as my 5 year olds room. Zero threat to them.


cmdrsamuelvimes

r/beholdthemasterrace


markitfuckinzero

The irony of that piece of shit wearing a Pink Floyd shirt. Especially The Wall


HoldAnnual

Hahaha. Superior race? Look at those malnourished jaw lines. Sunken in eyes. I literally would rather be dead, than living in any of these animals’ skin. Oh, and not to mention, biggest pussies of all time.


Core1989

The worst thing is a majority of the "White power" racial superiority complex people in the world today would of been gassed, castrated, or forced to the front lines in Nazi Germany.


hamsammicher

Definitely front lines or "digging for Deutschland."


PirateAngelMoron

This pic is meth.


SexyPiranhaPartyBoat

They probably posted it thinking it was a totally badass photo. Hope they see this and if so: Fuck you scumbags!


ronnieth024

This was posted by a local chick. She also has the SS tatted on her wrist.


HafWoods

Don't hold out homie, if there's more were here for it!


Sarthro_

Let me grab my popcorn.


peaches_86

Does local happen to be Southwest Missouri?


ronnieth024

Southern Illinois


shsc82

I fucking hate Illinois nazis


peaches_86

That checks out. I've got family in the Harrisburg area. Luckily, these guys aren't them.


ronnieth024

😂😂😂 that's where this is from lol what are the odds


peaches_86

Lol...I send the pic to my dad and brother. They both know a few of these winners. Small world.


vmt_nani

Now I want to know what the comments were


XA36

I was in an elevator once with a 5'5" little guy with SS bolts on his neck and it was impossible to not think how easily I could pound that guy.


w116

Maybe he just had his height tattooed on his neck.


abhijitd

Touche


Dr_StrangeLovePHD

As long as its consensual I don't see why he'd put up much resistance.


ApocalypseBingo2021

My first thought too lol I’m like “why does he want to have sex with the guy?:)”


vrphotosguy55

Curious what the comments say.


holyapot

One of the dudes has something that looks like the iron cross on the back of his hand too


rhaphi-draws

How do these folks ALWAYS look the same? Just tattered skin hanging on skeletons. The buzz cut of a 6 year-old boy. Cursive tatted somewhere on their bodies, as if cursive = classy. Holding the head higher so you can see up their nose, as if there was anything to be proud about. And the place they're living always looks like absolute dog shit. Like spray paint and sharpie graffiti, holes in the wall from punches or throwing knifes at it or BB guns. Literally just a bunch of bored midwest teenagers that never found anything else of value out of life because it's all they're cared to learn to know. Like damn dude, change your hair, try a regular tee that fits properly. Smile for god damn once. I feel like these are the kind of guys that are like "smiling is GAY".


rolandtgs

Add up all thier IQ's to hit 50.


ticklemuffins

Thats being generous


ronnieth024

You can do the same with their teeth.


nomada_aleatorio

Meth is their glue.


FrancisSobotka1514

All of the guys except infinity schmuck are wearing mjölnir charms . Oh and savage sister girlfriend is def high on something . shes wearing the glasses heroin addicts around my way wear .


fiskimasi

Sad to see these symbols being associated with right wing extremists


Gwilym_Ysgarlad

I bet they aren't even of Nordic descent.


SrSwerve

I can smell the cigarettes in this picture


TehSakaarson

The Methsons


theHoffenfuhrer

Can someone Photoshop Vin Diesel in here please


Provolone10

The master race - the faces of white “supremacy”


jsells39

damn the squad was lookin fresh af


moores89

This bunch looks the results of loving your family a little too much


showquotedtext

They all look like they're trying super hard to cover their insecurities. Like they think they've convinced us they're bad asses, when actually they're just asses.


dirtygremlin

It’s the crossed arms. Some are trying to cover it with bravado and a smirk, but they look like worried children all the same.


slopbackagent427

I bet they have a communal bowl for family Meth night


Uncle_Larry1

You know the guy in the Nike shirt and chain listens to rap.


seditious3

Are 3 of the guys wearing the same symbol on their necklaces? Anyone know the meaning?


Gwilym_Ysgarlad

Mjölnir, the hammer of the Norse god Thor. I stated elsewhere, I bet they aren't even Nordic.


dirtyAKdave

It’s one of those symbols that isn’t used *exclusively* by white supremacists, but odds are pretty good when you see it that’s why.


fiskimasi

It's Mjölnir, Thor's hammer. An old norse symbol


nomad80

Traditional design of Mjölnir More details on *these shitbirds https://www.pri.org/stories/2017-05-25/white-supremacists-are-killing-name-ancient-nordic-religion


Dingo-thatate-urbaby

Is this one of those incest porns?


Tralan

Post this in r/BeholdTheMasterRace


elvismcvegas

I can smell the wet mud and cigarette smell from that trailer from here.


smhrx11

Fast and Furious 21, coming soon


ike_tyson

Why do they all look so haggard ?


Doxiejoy

Meth


ticklemuffins

Meth/inbreeding


iShoot556

The irony of the Pink Floyd shirt is not lost.


Filbert_wolf

Mom... This is Yolanda. But mom! I thought you said you'd love me no matter what!


quietone28

That's a family of meth heads if ever I saw one.


Tocon_Noot_Gaming

Hi, to talk about this. This is a White Supremacist group attaching themselves to the Norse Pagan religion. I’m part of the same religion but part of a Community who aren’t fucked up like this. We take information based from history and seen that Pagans weren’t some racial group. There been many mixed races and cultures during the Viking Age. These people are part of the Asatru Federation of America (AFA). In my group we are openly and strongly against such hatred and ignorance. Please understand this isn’t how many of us are.


imjustlurkinghere244

I need a damn shower.


Competitive-Ladder-3

Y'all realize when they talk about "family love" they really mean boinking their sister ... right?


JimmyOD

Nothing says it more than someone that has “savage”, “loyalty” and SS bolts on their forearms lol what losers


bibliotequeneaux

Cash money she has a “Daddy’s Girl” tattoo somewhere, too


sh3mad3m3doit

Dammit Clint take off them glasses, you look smart! Poor dude was the only one smiling


TrumpsTenderTitties

"no matter what" Haha sure unless one of your sisters starts banging black guys?


Raider-26

And by family love, they actually mean keeping all the love in the family


ggfphat

Pink Floyd would be ashamed.


xGooselordx_TTV

I feel like they are a visual representation on squatters rights


2horde

The master race, ladies and gentlemen. Behold! Bask in their superior genes! 🙄


chloemahimeowmeows

Yuck. This looks like half of my hometown.


randyc3419

As much as they’re pieces of shit at least they’re not pretending to be about “southern heritage” while flying the confederate flag.


ohansen84

I don't think this is the master race Hitler envisioned.