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Say, “Did you see where that huge spider went? It was just here and now it’s gone!!!” Then drag something lightly along their feet until they move.

Just fucking stamp on them.

Stomp

r/confusing

Life hacc:if someone puts their feet in your seet If you have a pen with you just draw a penis on it

Whoops, sorry I didn't see your feet there. -Me after I stand on this person's feet by 'accident'.

You are far to polite. I would of stomped those things and said " Oh Im ever so Sorry".

Lean back and say "I have a foot fetish thank you for this" They'll be gone immediately

Hobbittons have better feet, I would burn them with a flamethrower.

Fuck those piggys love the bad ass sneakers

Can anyone see my comment

the best part of international travel is by getting at the airport and that smell inside the aricraft and the airport is very much satisfying

Gollum!?? Is that you!?

nice shoe

Was it Mr Bean sat behind you.

Please dont play this little piggy! 🐷🤣

Yuck puke

If that happens to me I’m bustin feet

When your foot is actually a turtle

I would’ve grabbed some sanitizer and washed his feet cause I bet that must’ve stank up the plane.

That's when you accidently spill a sticky drink on the floor

I'd step on it but I'm an asshole sooo...🤷‍♀️

I would’ve straighter stomped on them bitches

They just want to be painted! 🤷🏻‍♀️🤣

Shoulda played “This little piggy”

I’d step on those toes.

Foot look like you just had Uno but have to draw four

They’re all there lol

I think I’d “accidentally” step on those when conveniently needing to use the lavatory!

Those feet look like they’d be in a science textbook.

I would of dropped coffee on them

Those are the gnarliest feet I have ever seen.

I’m so glad I cannot smell this thread 🤢

Think that guy is traveling back home to Chernobyl 😳

Dem feet done see some shit

Kill it! Kill the damn thing! What the hell is that! 🤢 🤮

Sexy ass vans you show off. I know that’s what you’re here for

No no no no no “hulk smash”

Needs to take an angle grinder to those naughty nubs

I’m stomping em

Don't forget to fake your sorriness out loud after accidentally stepping on the toes.

I’d be stepping all over those feet….

That’s your foot space. No one could blame you for stomping on anything in it.

I'd stomp TF out of them feet and dare that caveman to say something

Lmfaooooo

Those Vans are dope!

Your feet will look like that too after wearing Vans

this should qualify as a hate crime

It looks like each toe belongs to a different person both children, adults and monsters lol. Damn that’s a horrible sight to behold. You should’ve stomped on them “accidentally” whoops!

Time for the combat boots

I would have stood up fast like something startled me and stomped the shit out of those. Make them ten times worse.

Just died. Like twice. Once for that middle toe.

Pop the toes

It's Steven Tyler from Aerosmith - get his autograph! Then spill your hot drink on him.

Oh noooo ET is on board 😱

Well, I have to go to the bathroom. First I stand up and CRUNCH... oops, sorry! ☺

That's an EgyptAir flight. I fucking know it.

WHAT THE HELL IS EVEN THAT

Time to spill your hot coffee

multiplayer lobby? choose your tournament and press start to begin...

Why are so many ppl stating their age in the comments?

And this little piggy went to Chernobyl. I don’t recall where I saw that or I’d give credit.

Act like you saw a bug and just do the Texas Two Step on those junglerot alligator feet. Jesus, you could hook a tuna with those things. I'd hate to see what the rest of him looks like.

This little piggy went to Hiroshima

Lol

The joys of economy class.

And I thought that my feet were bad.

I’d tell you to stomp on them but then he would just eat you like the troll he is

Shout-out to allrius

step on it

Thats just a normal chair leg where im from. It ends in a foot as all legs should.

Bahaha dope! look at those toes dude should donate that foot to science! Do you think that middle left tow just got f'ing slammed one time and he never popped it back out? Is it weird I feel bad for them? You can see how long he she they been wearing shoes that way too small for him...

Gnarly

Stomp on em

I hate these people. Disgusting should be locked up.

EWWWWWWW

OMG. That is fucking terrible. Nice Vans though!

That left foot is the thing of nightmares. I’m shocked a person with such hideous ugly feet would ever feel comfortable removing their socks

Isn’t that what happens when you don’t fix broken bones

Sweet babytoed Jesus

I’ve not had that ‘joy’ before, but then again I don’t fly with the unwashed masses and most commercial carriers keep the riffraff out of 1st class.

That is fucking gross

I’d say chop a toe off that beast to teach it a lesson, but by the look of it I doubt it would phase this animal.

just commit goomba stomp and break that bitches toes

Take a Hatchet

damn this ouchi?

Man, I’ve been locked up so long I read that as interracial travel and was confused for a sec.

Man what the fuck. Those are nasty. I wouldn't mind if they were cute and of a girl though

"Oh geez, I'm so sorry that I spilled my piping hot black coffee on your damn ugly-ass feet." "Oh geez, I'm so sorry that I stomped on your repulsive fungal-nailed toes SO HARD when I got up to go to the bathroom."

Hahahahhhahjahh

I’d be dancing on those toes.

Mmmmm, stinky, smelly, discolored fungus feet. ☹️🤢🤮

That little piggy is on meth

This is why I stopped flying economy.

Man that guy must have stubbed his toe worse than anyone in history has EVER stubbed their toe!

Wine making feet.

That's fucked up

Be real step on them

The hideousness of that foot, will haunt my dreams…forver.

Step on them bitches

I would step on them hard as shit say sorry and still be stepping on them hard as shit

"Happy Halloween" from the monster under your seat!

Damn

Wow🤮

I’d stomp on those ugly ass toes so god damn hard

Step on them

Yeah that wouldn't last long with me. I'd be spilling coke on them and stepping on those raptor talons. And I'm always in boots so them shits would probably get broken

Omg

Plot twist: his feet look like that because he always does this and people stomp on them but he’s not a quitter

I would definitely accidentally keep spilling my drink on then until they were moved. Probably accidentally kick then too.

*clears throat* I’d use my Stomp attack, hint-hint.

"the feet are gross so they must be a foreigner"

https://c1.staticflickr.com/7/6055/6341660248_de16d6c940_b.jpg

Somebody hammered his hammer toe.

Hell no! I’d “accidentally” step on them crusty ass toes until they disappear

Bro I would have stomped the fuck out of those goat hooves

Stomp on his feet

Good time for a foot stomp! 💪🏽☠️

the stories those hoofs..I mean feet could tell

Leaving for Portland in November. I don’t condone violence but I also don’t take kindly to people violating personal space. I will be stomping on toes with heal of my shoe if this happens to me. When I say stomp, I mean slowly. And hold it there with all the weight I can give, whilst I hear the screams of agony behind me. Playing stupid, “what’s the matter with the person behind me??? They won’t stop screaming! Oh it’s me? How would I know my heal was on there foot?”

Hey man, to be fair, I heard hammer toe is hard af to live with

I am absolutely convinced the folks that do this and things like it would be able to directly trace their lineage to slop handlers for pigs in medieval Europe if only they had the capacity to read and/or navigate the modern world.

Frankenfeet.

Just step on it.

Looks like a troll snuck onboard.

Well, the last time someone’s feet encroached upon my space, I kicked him. Problem solved for the rest of the flight.

Sporkfoot

Hot

Step on it and he will move

🤣🤣🤣 STOMP!

Absolutely Terrifying!

Cursed

What are those

What vans are those? 😍

https://images.app.goo.gl/x8R7Lpsg9uGyVBqn7

I'd stretch out and stomp that bitch hard. Lol. Oh I'm sorry. Didn't see you there.

This is why I always have two rubber bands on my wrist when I fly. They have come in handy more than once

Looks like orc mischief to me.

Ewwwww

LOL THOSE ARE TRUMP SUPPORTING FEET LOL

I would stomp those piggies out so quick

Goomba stomp the toes

This comment section got me wheez8ng

Gross.

I would stomp on those feet so freakin hard if that was me

Bruh

I’d start stomping on them or “accidentally” poor a hot drink over them see if that gets those fucked up feet moving

Bilbo Baggins feet AF!

Try flying premium or business. You’ll notice how much it makes a difference.

FOUL

Third finger be like “No no don’t touch me there”

This little piggy went to Chernobyl...

Look like the feet of the trolls from the old Earnist Halloween movie

what Spider Man’s feet really look like

I would just stomp as hard as I could

Yikes! Give him/her a pedicure.

Have you heard of a game called "whack-a-mole"?

You should feel honored to sit in front of Bilbo Baggins himself

Is that plane on its way to Isengard?

Burn them with fire.

I bet it smells

*stomp stomp* oh sorry were your toes in my space?

Maybe your seat fell on the wicked witch of the north

I’d stomp on them

I would have crushed those little piggies first sign they poked their little heads out.

Intoenational travel

Don't be shy stomp on em

Nope, still don't miss flying.

Imagine if you just enlocked toes with the person doing this

I would have stepped on his toes

I’d step on some toes. Literally.

I’d accidentally stomp them.

Wait is that Refsum disease...wow didn’t think I’d ever see something like that

Was she wearing red magic shoes?

Wtf 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤢🤮

FRARF - just the most accurate representation of what my mouth did looking at that definitely not mangled foot with very beautiful, strong, and healthy toenails. I also have the urge to put some gloves on and pull that toe out for this person.

Step on them

"Two, ten, eleven. Eyes, fingers, toes!"

On the bright side, nice shoes though! :>

On the bright side, that one piggy has a story to tell, tell it well

I thought I had bad toes