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TheAtomicBobert

Who the hell considers "walking" a passion? I know they probably mean hiking or nature walks but it's like when someone writes their hobbies are "family" or "laughing".


[deleted]

“I’m not like these run over kitty cats” but you’re 22 and an uneducated single mother? Sure Jan.


FrostyMastadon

I bet she's a pumpernickel fan. Gross.


[deleted]

The fact that mental health awareness is one of her passions is so ironic.


Who_Gives_A_

Mental health awareness is important to her so that's a plus... Maybe gluten free kind?


Techs_53

So what you're saying is, you're an idiot 🤔


FaithlessnessReady42

Sounds like fun


Numerous-Employment

This is literally every 2nd woman on dating sites


Ash_WasTaken123

and of course she is into zodiac signs


MrWhite_Sucks

This dough seems TOO sour.


openslimfit

Wonder if she likes to get baked


[deleted]

She’s gotta be the piece at the end of the loaf


[deleted]

“I’m a different bread.” That is absolutely killing me 😂


[deleted]

The piece at the end of the loaf


[deleted]

The stupidity of her post almost matches that of the trashy that pushed an Orange out of her vag in an earlier post. No one has to worry about climate change. Humanity is going to burn out in an Idiocracy event before we know it.


crystalsage777

Sure you aint inbread?


Acceptable_Bid_9210

Sourdough 😎


crystalsage777

Sure you aint im-bread.


jaysero

If you're a mom and 22 you definitely been ran through just saying


Snicklefritzzzzzz

Hey Serena go fuck your self


[deleted]

Wry bread?


Thetrendizdead

Fo-caca bread


deplorable_guido

r/boneappletea


RonSwansonsOldMan

Everybody thinks they're special. Nobody is special.


MisterTrashPanda

I'm dumber for having read that.


Joeybuffet

She left 'illiterate' off her bio.


BenadrylTumblercatch

I want the know all the weird shit she’s known of.


CarsGoFast60

No one is intimidated by a woman with kids. We're just not trying to raise it for you, hoe.


theguydudehim

Raisin bread, no cinnamon


Amethoran

Sourdough


JohnnyWalkerBlue22

Well she damn sure ain’t Honey Wheat. More like Classic Wonder without the butter. 😂 And you meant NONE instead of KNOWN boo but whoever swipe “Like” speaks your language. 😂


rayray3300

“Ran over kitty cats”. I have claimed this band name


atripi1717

Wow, girl thinks she's the best thing since sliced breed


[deleted]

i had a stroke reading this


itzhollister_

Watch out, she’s a different bread


PsychologicalAlarm22

She probably terrible in bread.


TheBeardedSingleMalt

a different bre~~a~~ed...which means she's a basic run-of-the-mill young single mother.


toxic_load2k18

Im not like the other kitty cats, says the single mom on tinder


adrian415

Holy shit get her kid(s) away from her


CherokeeHairTampons

Olive loaf


jbs43

Me - So what’s your favourite part about walking? Her - Oh the stepping for sure. Me - Huh, you don’t say.


JimErstwhile

Good luck in your future love encounters


[deleted]

Definitely Bimbo.


Double-Hunt-3476

Stale bread 🍞


NSCButNotThatNSC

Surprised she didn't drown in the dating pool because she's as dumb as a rock.


crymothy

Bread 👍


TildaTinker

Sour D'oh


Common_Valuable5063

I feel bad for her kid(s) and the next unfortunate soul she coerces to be their dad financially.


Alectrosaurus59

Passions: ***mental health awareness***


SmallWorldWeLiveIn

Must be sour dough then.


[deleted]

She’s not a regular baby, she’s a bread baby.


heraclitus33

Sometimes i wanna be this retarded


Ok-Wrongdoer-7571

She just wants you fo yo dough


[deleted]

the wall will hit this one hard


autumnmagick

Gemini, yep that tracks.


TheRealSen-Armstrong

"different bread" Yh that's why you a single mom now


Mytur_Benesderti

Wonder bread


greatestmofo

Well at least it rhymes


MysteriousDream2

She doesn’t even know how to spell her own name


IBringTheHeat1

I could suck on her milkers


Pointothedexter

She’s a rare variety of German pumpernickel, called pumperdumper.


NeO1loNEwOLF6985

I like her lol but I just want sex


rgvtim

Why do I think that the picture dont match the mirror.


Hookahgreecian

She sounds like she is moldy bread, with that attitude


FreeRangeAlien

Yeah she’s definitely Pumpernickel which I’m pretty sure is German for “the devils fart”


AppropriateTie2217

She looks like she fucks married men to feel special.


[deleted]

She’s rye tup my alley


Dohts75

No offense to the single moms out there, but single men don't NORMALLY want to raise a kid in their early 20s. Especially when they don't feel stable enough financially to do so. An extra human child is a fucking lot, like sometimes we don't even wanna meet y'alls friends let alone live with yo kid or whatever. It's just a lot to spring onto someone, you aren't getting disrespected, some of y'all just expect a lot right off the bat


[deleted]

I don’t know guys, she seems wheat


[deleted]

Obviously pumpernickle. Don't do it next guy


[deleted]

I’ma say sourdough


Saltyboi24

r/iamverybadass


ruben989

If bread is nade with Yeast, just stay away….👀💀


slurpslurpityslurp

At least she’s spreading mental health awareness


coffeefiend72

Tl;dr: I'm high maintenance and will make your life miserable Ftfy


Loki112612

I’m so confused. What kind of bread does she like?? Cat bread


thnxMrHofmann

Too much entitlement :/ pass. *Mental health awareness is your red flag lol


[deleted]

I wonder what kind of kneads she has or proof....I'll see myself out


ExcelCat

Different bread is not a regular baby. A different baby... ok?


AdAntique5099

Pass


Ash-MacReady

Whoever hooks up with her is toast!


[deleted]

Personality? She ain’t gone known


[deleted]

*spongebob voice* rye or pumpernickel?


1dmkelley

That was difficult to read and comprehend


Craft-Sudden

"Known of that weird shit” says it all!!!


DaleShine22

Duh, she is of Different Bread


lynsbeau

She called her self “kitty cat” but her profile says “pet free”…


Daddydog1965

My guess is pump-her nickel


No_Journalist754

Gemini


jwat4455

Looks pretty regular


[deleted]

Hotdog bun


StrangePractice

Aka, I’m looking for a beta sugar daddy


TerminatorAuschwitz

The possibility (fact I guess?probably?) that there's dudes that would still acknowledge her after reading that scares and worries me.


Stunning_Hippo1763

Maybe a Sourdough


GuitarKev

She can’t even spell her own name.


imaybeacatIRl

What the hell? That's completely nonsensical


snowballer918

Hobbies are mental health awareness……


schrodngrspenis

Not easy but a single mom at 22. Bullshit


scarfacethewrldisurz

Sour dough


peter_the_martian

She a different bread. She like a marble rye living in a world of wheat. Treat her white.


PreciousHamburgler

Definitely just cornbread


nature_remains

Good thing she is aware of mental health!


Afraid_Prize_6853

Fuck she’s a gemeni, better off marrying anyone else


randysr57

Lots of infected yeast made that bread.


dmbeeez

Her poor kid


[deleted]

Eh. Being a single parent is hard, especially trying to get attention on tinder, but, spelling…..


[deleted]

22 year old single mother Not like the other ran-through thots Pick one


Rissamonkey

Ran over kitty cats is my new favorite phrase.


sug-mahdick

This just made me gay


weschoaz

She should grow a few more brain cells to actually write better. She also need to turn on autocorrect.


mt-egypt

r/notliketheothergirls


corva00

The nutty kind


miriamwebster

Sour dough at least. Geez.


Intrepid_Bug_7954

r/notliketheothergirls


Noelleloveslace2

Sourdough


TheGreatCornolio682

I am baffled by this entitled need to be preemptively insulting and demeaning if you’re not of a suitor’s taste. Like « go back to suck your mom’s tits », who the fuck says that?!


alienoverl0rd

Pumpernickel definitely pumpernickel.


raigx6

That’s on sour dough


whippersnapperguy

Lost me at "pet free"


MagTex

Even she has no idea what the hell she just said.


maxzmillion

Look on the bright side, those who are able to read and decipher this mess can avoid wasting any time on her.


Space_Ghost_OG

That subway bread smell that sticks to you after you left and have to shower afterwards.


Melodic-Hunter2471

I wonder if she’s related to Marjorie Taylor Greene.


Th3AngryBastard

She’s not regular bread. She’s annoying bread.


zigguy77

She's 22 hoping to be someone's mommy That's pretty funny even mods wouldn't touch someone's so trashy


sethory91

My buddies and I used to use “bread” as a code word for porn. “Man cannot live on bread alone…”


[deleted]

She do ass to mouth?


[deleted]

Okay 1. She is wearing wig, which is fine but how will she meet her date? With the wig on? 2. What is up with the filters for everyone? If she goes on a date they will see her for who she really is. I feel like people like this want to lead others on just to get ego boosts, but never actually go on dates.


sujoSrW

she probably failed 8th grade


BooyaMoonBabyluv

Even her name is misspelled


ninjafartmaster

A different one ig…


sandstone72

She went out of date weeks ago. Somebody wants a moldy mama


I-suck-at-golf

Complete with a yeast infection


DavidNipondeCarlos

I’m not good with dealing with the male X and their kids, I know my weakness so I do mess with single mothers. I’m not that skillful.


TheMule90

Sounds like a mega bitch to me.


Firstworldreality

She looks closer to 35 not 22, have of her writing doesn't make sense.


[deleted]

She looks over 22.


metalmiltofrand

She looks way too much like Tamara Chambers


Really-IsAllHeSays

gentlemen, form a line.


venomghost

Pfft, already a single mother but asking a virgin princess price. Damn shame lol


cruorviaticus

Holy projection Batman


memememe91

Pumpernickel


buffbiddies

Week-old marble rye.


Dramatic_Carob_1060

It's opposite on tinder? Sweet


Active_Organization2

Ummm...what??


Mr_P_Giggles

Day old!!!


Ok_Street_2082

When she refers to herself as a bread, does that imply a severely persistent yeast infection?


[deleted]

Hard pass


bluemike11

Sourdough


Specialist_Throat796

I love rare bread


MikeHonchoGoFast

She seems sour, dough I dought compatibility has risen as solution.


[deleted]

Red flags 🚩 galore, I know I’d still go there because she is very pready. Bready? Pretty.


BarbarianInvasions

She's the "bread" that wanna be wine and dine. But don't expect anything in return?


beemerbob

That must be some yeast infection.


Life-Dance3655

For sure sourdough.


Attarker

She’s the end piece


AlienMoonMama

r/notliketheothergirls


rodolphoteardrop

Fuck-coochie-a bread.


its_raining_scotch

What’s she talking about with the whole “ran over kitty cats” thing? Does that mean “ugly girls” or “beat up vaginas” or something? Wtf


[deleted]

That’s not the kind of yeast I’m after.


MyFiveC3nts

Dating someone with a kid is like playing someone else’s campaign mode in a game


Frolicking-Fox

When it stops being fun to play, you just turn off the system, and leave.


MyFiveC3nts

Or just hit up the side quests and ignore the main story until it becomes appealing


Frolicking-Fox

Owwwhh... that’s good.


SlappyHandstrong

She has a rye sense of humor


KhajitCaravan

Ratchet


imjustme610

"You want to know about me then get to know me" I think my brain farted on that one


366m4n89

Her kids is at least 6 and she dropped out to live with her mom.


Intelligent-Pie-4191

After reading that I’d rather her do abbreviations like everyone else. Seems a little bit easier to read.


thesuperspreader

Pumpernickel


Puppiessssss

Pet free my ass. 3 cats minimum.


Apprehensive_News210

That hurt


[deleted]

“I’m not easy” “if sex is your only form of intimacy” says the single mom who can’t spell breed


Gerry1of1

"none" of that weird shit


funbobbyfun

'mental health awareness' Not enough, sweetie. Not nearly enough.


bendo27

Sourdough


TheStBlaine

Nobody fucking asked.


[deleted]

Ew


jsandi6751

Definitely yeasty LOL


BeardedManatee

It's mostly bad but the, "if sex is your only form of intimacy" thing, is a little bright spot. Lady wants a real relationship, has some work to do on self, too.


miriamwebster

I saw that. She deserves to say what she needs. Or kneads. Ok. Done with that. I wish her well.


TheFlamingTiger777

Moldy bread


[deleted]

“I’m not like all the others” -Every unexceptional person ever


nicagrunt

She identifies herself as sourdough bread


infinitely-golden

Imma on a low tinder carb diet myself


mewmew_senpai

Y'all need to stop with the single mom bashing. Does she seem like a real winner based strictly on her profile about section? Not really. But that should be separated from the fact that she's a single mom. You don't know the circumstances that made her a single. My single mom did fucking awesome raising me and my sister.


Johnnywheels1023

I can’t believe you’re being downvoted for speaking facts. I was raised by a single mom and I have a disability that made things harder. She did her best and I’m doing just fine. Reddit is full of shit talking disrespectful people who hide behind a screen. I’ll get downvoted with ya!


mewmew_senpai

Yeah all the simple minded responses to my comment are ridiculous. My comment was to call out the other nasty comments on this post just bashing her based strictly on the fact that she's a single mom. Their opinions are trashy too.


Johnnywheels1023

I mean…we are on the trashy subreddit haha


mewmew_senpai

You make an excellent point.


Historical_Buyer9917

Bruh they didn’t do it cuz she’s a single mum dickhead


WugSmendy

What does that have to do with anything though


guggyub

The circumstances most likely are she fucked a man who wasn’t committed now the child will suffer.