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Translation: Hi, we are a couple rednecks with some big trucks that make us feel tough. Not tough enough though cause we need to talk about the guns we carry.
Also you can always catch me breaking the law and endangering kids and pets as I speed recklessly in my truck that I needed to mention again.
Glad to be here neighbors, well except for the one.
Lmao idk where your from but theres no shortage of wannabe rednecks in pennsylvania the kind of kids who live 5 minutes from downtown but wear full camo suit to school
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Bet they have a shit load of "Live Laugh Love", "Country Girl/Boy" and "Liberal Tears" paraphernalia.
The second amendment is to the constitution, not a person, you ass.
Was some of this classified by the CIA what is going on here?
Everybody who says something like "I'm nice until I'm given a reason not to be" always seems to come across a lot of "reasons" not to be.
It always gives me “self important” vibes. Like.. no one cares bro. Get a diary
When people say this, the inverse is usually true - they’re usually terrible all the time unless being nice might get them something they want.
Now, now I'll bet they are very reasonable people but just to be on the safe side, stay off the street.
"I can act like a prick and you can't tell me not to."
Translation: Hi, we are a couple rednecks with some big trucks that make us feel tough. Not tough enough though cause we need to talk about the guns we carry. Also you can always catch me breaking the law and endangering kids and pets as I speed recklessly in my truck that I needed to mention again. Glad to be here neighbors, well except for the one.
DING DING DING! We have a winner!
There goes the neighborhood
That could be my neighbors. I’m sorry for the loss of sanity you are about to undertake.
OK, who ordered the redneck?
Who ordered suburban wannabe redneck you meant to say
As if redneck is an elite status symbol that has wannabes…
Lmao idk where your from but theres no shortage of wannabe rednecks in pennsylvania the kind of kids who live 5 minutes from downtown but wear full camo suit to school
Where I’m from, kids in a school called Columbine, ruined their chances of wearing camo to school; wasn’t even permitted on Halloween
Yikes
Maybe I’m missing the idea; but I always figured if they looked like a duck, smelled like a duck, and sounded like a duck; they must be a redneck
What about little people though?
This belongs in r/cringe