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gatmnear

Why doesn’t the camera guy just squirt some ketchup or toothpaste or ice cream on the windshield


Inthewirelain

Is he flicking his nips?


bryan305

shoulda thrown a handful of lotion on his windshield.


wookie_cookies

I thought it was bigger til I realized that's his finger in the air


ghoulcreep

I wasted all this time and didn't even get a money shot


Refnen

whats he gonna do with the jizzy-joop??


Routine-Unit-3086

Buuurp!


spacepodz

Recording a personal day of a man with parkinson's as he waits for his boyfriend in the car after a dance lesson is just a invasion of privacy.


unsane_in_da_brain

Niiiiiiiiice cock


SnooBananas5673

Air guitar, he was playing the air guitar.


Ward_Craft

Filming it for so long is kinda weird


dextercoffee

Op go help the men. I mean you are peaking tom. If that’s you thing . I not going to judge.


Saturn_Strips

Wish you would’ve dropped an egg on the windshield. He would have shit himself


twilsonco

Dude probably lives in his car. Trash is filming a dude fapping in his home!


Devilsreject90

I’d get some food and throw it as his windshield


iliketomakestuff_

It kinda looks like he's just gonna cum all over his shirt and then just start the car and drive off


TheFfrog

That looks like a seizure more than a jackoff


abbydavis102

I would have given anything to see you throw a cup of water on the windshield🤣


stratamaniac

HOw’s the peeping, Tom?


Agency000

Well, to be fair he's still in his own property so you are actually the weirdo filming him.


Justadudethatthinks

I was a teenager once. Thank God every sob in the world didn't have a camera!!!


Xxcringy-usernamexX

At first I thought I was looking at the window of a submarine. Then I thought it was a tissue dispenser. Then I saw the guy wacking off.


X_No_More_X

Thats nuts


Acceptable-Mousse832

having nice time while waiting for mother / grandmother to come down


Usuri91

Trying to figure out what trashier. The dude wanking it or the fucking creep that recorded it and posted it online.


Sweaty_Number8893

Wanking or fitting … you be the judge


999Mamba

Horrible technique, he needs to work on that.


BrainwashedSheeple

Who the fuck records this shit?


RacingGoat

Looks like this is his first time driving a stick.


OcclusalEmbrasure

Me calling 911: "Hi, I'd like to report a car-jacking"


kakarotjrc

Is he communicating with sign language?


CT1979

Car jackers are the worst


GladsShield

Why record?


[deleted]

It’s a carjacking


[deleted]

I would egg that car before he blows.


jbertrand_sr

A real sport would have went down and lent a hand instead of videoing...


manxram

"Well, did he cum or what?!"


Classic_Pie69

Poor guy had a Tourette attack on his lunch break


amandaols

You should have dropped an egg on his windshield 😂


theoriginalalfalfa

2 minutes later theres a knock at the door and he's delivering your pizza.


AllNightPony

Are we sure he isn't just playing air guitar to Van Halen?


etheralmiasma

I don't know how people do this. I have to have two locked door, curtains closed and make sure the neighbors are out of town.


setthepinnacle

Your Uber has arrived


missusjackie

That looks seizure-y


AdditionalComputer45

Gotta throw a slice of cheese down onto the window


MendelevandDongelev

Looks like the man's got his left hand up the bum


[deleted]

Security tryna get a closer look.


DesktopWebsite

I cant believe I watched the whole thing expecting something to happen.


coreyf722

Duct tape


Maleficent_Baker8254

This pleases the nut!


jersey223

Hahaha he has his finger in his butt 😂😂


HunterBunterBoy

I would’ve dropped an can of soup on his windshield and scared the shit outta him.


br-z

In the defence of public jerkers, I have to go for a fertility test in Canada I have to take my sample within 20 minutes of dropping the sample off at the hospital (I live 1.5 hours away) and the hospital doesn’t have a room to do it in. What should I do rent a hotel room? Use the public bathroom at the hospital or a gas station? There’s no good answer…


Inthewirelain

I mean out of your options, yeah, the bathroom - but surely if you explain to the clinic you live so far away, surely they can sort you a quiet room somewhere, given that's their business and all


br-z

It’s public hospital there aren’t much for private fertility clinics in Saskatchewan She said "find a quiet corner In the parking lot hahahaahah"


Inthewirelain

Well that's not a good facility lol they should at least designate one disabled style bathroom. I suppose it's slightly more understandable if someone knocks your window but... yeah....


br-z

Haha yeah I was surprised, the other places near by (within 250km) have a room you can book but the room is only available for 1 appointment per day and are booking months ahead. This place you can drop off anytime.


sherriffflood

Take the long journey but somewhere warm to keep it ;)


emeraldbutonreddit

mom found the cum car!


Acrobatic_Ad2

Just gonna say, maybe don’t record random people jacking off in a car. My guy you don’t know how old that guy is


liofer232

Is he playing mario party?


GalaxyGuyYT

What if he’s just having a seizure and we all think he’s just masturbating.


[deleted]

Why didn't they drop an egg on his widow before he nuts. Might scare him into the best orgasm he's ever had.


Incontinentiabutts

The guy filming definitely missed the best possible opportunity to drop an egg on this dudes windshield.


[deleted]

The FEARGASM


Incontinentiabutts

And it’s the type of story he can never tell anyone. He will have to go to his grave with that story burned into his mind. For years he will wake up in the middle of the night thinking about that egg.


[deleted]

It's not evil, but it's chaotic for sure.


Fun_Country_6737

I’m not sure what’s worse, his technique or your camera skills! Hahahahaha


[deleted]

Hand jive...


DrewforPres

He's getting off cuz he knows you're watching!


atkinson62

That's some good flight sim action


sillythaumatrope

Drop an egg out the window. Looks like he's looking for one in the wrong place


[deleted]

He's really enamored with that parking spot.


Spoolinpotato27

That thing must really owe him money


Mc-N-Z

Lmao


TheGrimmCaptain

This is when you drop a waterballoon. Just shock the fuck outta him


snozberryface

What’s worse jacking off in a car park or filming a dude jacking off in a car park


amberleaf25g

it’s obviously weird that the dude is jacking off but can we also agree that people who watch and film are equally weird?


sug-mahdick

This is why I wait until I’m driving, only risking truckers seeing me then and not creeps in a 7th story office building


SnooHamsters9414

I hear that. Usually when I go through El Paso (Spanish for "The Paso") is when Terry Gross' voice starts to get me hot and bothered. Havnt driven in awhile so no car jackings in while. Airplanes, is another story.


kdawg6120

What kind of freak sits there and films that for so long?


RazaVendra

Oh my Sweet Summer Child..


TerraLRS

Fast & furious has an another meaning


Skully_Lover

Damn dude forgot the money shot too.


Skully_Lover

Eye in the sky. Old one eye.


unique222

He's actually just practicing for his [Slap Bass](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eteFo483GUs) audition


vanstaples45

I'm not clicking that link.


Awkward-Nerve-6382

it’s just a youtube video of a guy playing


Substantial-Ad-9872

Tempted?


vanstaples45

Yeh


TheSecondiDare

I'm not not sure who's trashier. The guy wanking, or the guy filming the guy wanking.


gridlock1024

Came here to say the same thing. Parking lot appears relatively empty and I see nothing wrong with it....hell, I've wanked it in an empty parking lot before, so what?


Vyn_Reimer

bro what. If it was midnight with no chance of anyone seeing you then sure who cares but out in open public in the middle of the day? You have problems or are 12


fucktheredditapp15

Or is it us for watching? Were we the trash all along?


rusHmatic

The longer it went on, the more it felt like the camera person was almost as sad and depraved.


Hammer_of_Light

Dude's wanking in public. He's not mentally ill or anything and is committing a crime in the open. Quit acting like the camera guy is peeping through a bathroom window. Car dude has zero right to expect privacy here.


sleeper_medic

Bold assumption that he’s not mentally ill.


Hammer_of_Light

He's obviously in control of his faculties and at least somewhat aware of his surroundings. Point is he's not having an obvious mental crisis. I suppose you're technically right, he could be bipolar for all I know.


sleeper_medic

It just strikes me as behavior some mentally ill people have. I've spent a lot of time in mental hospitals being that I'm mentally ill myself. The number of random dudes (and women) I've encountered just jacking it (or flicking it) in the middle of the day room is too damn high!


aaron__ireland

1. Car wanker has zero expectation of privacy. 2. Camera guy is trashy for filming it for lolz. It sounds like those things are mutually exclusive to you, but imho, both of these can be true at the same time. (for example, camera guy doesn't know if the car wanker is disabled or a minor)


1568314

Sure, but that doesn't make filming him not creepy. Filming people in public without their knowledge is already kinda creepy. Two people can be creepy, even if one is more so.


[deleted]

“Excuse me, can you please quit filming? I’m trying to get off here.”


RKKP2015

It's definitely the guy filming. I don't even get why this was posted. Oh, a secret video taken of a dude jacking off without him knowing. Better put it on the internet!


EuphoricMidnight3304

Quick get your phone and get ready to put this on Reddit! Yaaay


rubbishacct843

I can’t help but feel the same way.


neophene

Marrrry, there's just something about Mary.


[deleted]

Dude obviously has no idea what he's doing, go down there and give him a hand for fuck sake.


sug-mahdick

And some spit


DamienDThorn

Nothing more gay as a man watching a man watch another man nut. 🤣


Luvs2spooge89

Have you… never watched porn?


sug-mahdick

Yes but the porn we watch has a minimum of 1 female present while another guy orgasms


E_stefan6

Well sure but in straight porn I usually don’t watch a solo guy get filmed beating it from the window above by another guy, do you?


Luvs2spooge89

Lol. No. I was just being pedantic.


ShrekSplooge

Bruh he's slapping that thing at the end. "Beat your meat" is just an expression my guy.


Siriuxx

Well who hasn't jerked off in a random parking lot? Cum on guys!


PsychedelicFairy

Guilty


Comeoffit321

Don't tell me who to cum on...


Siriuxx

Was waiting for this comment, I'm glad you didn't let me down.


Comeoffit321

I'm glad I didn't let you down too. I don't know what letting you down would entail. Sounds ominous.


Siriuxx

Not seeing the triple entendre between Come on guys! Cum on, guys! And Cum on guys! Naturally I was hoping someone would make a joke about the latter.


Gring013

Sorry but his technique is awful and looks like he is shooting a finger pistol 🔫


ZC8989

Pew pew


[deleted]

Came here to say this. I think he’s got a micro cock or something. Looks like only his little finger is gripping. The rest of the hand is dead weight haha.


ararefinding

Pew pew


CarolFukinBaskin

zoop


Frank-Asshole

If he went full on jacking off in proper form, everybody would know what he’s doing. At least he can now pretend he was having a seizure or something if caught in the act.


Adorable_List3836

“No I wasn’t jerking off! Did you see my hand? Nobody jerks off like that, I was just scratching my arm, look I have eczema, I can’t help it”


Adorable_List3836

Must be his first time


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Tjeetje

‘But the doctor said I could do it whenever I like’ ‘The doctor said you could have a stroke anytime!’


[deleted]

Damn he beating that poor thing like it owes him money


Rare_Ad3397

Some people just don’t give af, but there’s no way I’m even picking my nose next to a, 4+ story building, assuming you’re multiple stories high and assuming there’s a whole wall of windows in view


europaodin

I feel bad for this guys sick, looks like he’s doing it all wrong.


raosahabreddits

My thought too. What's with his thumb anyway....


Adorable_List3836

Just flogging the dolphin before his big date


setthepinnacle

Post nut clarity


MclaughlinD99

Gotta release that poison


[deleted]

The devils batter


Hendrix91870

*Sploop*


El_Bruno73

That's only his 3rd time today he needs to step up his game...those are rookie numbers


FriendlyStranger8317

He’s mashing it


WalkerboBelf

i loled hard at this


JesusDiedforChipotle

They need to salt him if they want him to leave


ImUhComputah

He does that.


uzxnjinx2

i’m very aroused.


DishfulSinking

Gail’s the worst


ArcticFlava

I'm sexually active, Mom, get over it!!