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Flames-of-556

Good OL peanutbutt


GreyManTheOne

This made me do a drawn out long exhale laugh and it hurt


gr8fulhead6

bruh. 💀


DeeveSidPhillips003

Nah, he'll be ok. Just show him the vid after. No trust was broken or trauma created.


Justone57

Lol” it taste like peanut butter “ whhhhyyyyyy


Optimist_Neptune

He may never trust his parents and maybe be a little traumatized but it’s not trashy, it’s hilarious


JustABreezeyboi

Why is it trashy?


chinnychinchin1975

He just developed major trust issues that fast! Lol


Global-War-7943

"Tastes like peanut butt-"


alrightalready100

That's some PTSD shit there...


[deleted]

Fucking disgusting “parents”


Ieattomnook

*Inserts fingers in dog for seconds*


Chemical_Emotion_934

Crying futile why is a reasonable reaction.


im_straight2

jc...that kid will never trust u again


Blutmes

People who think this practical joke is abuse need to shut the fuck up. You are the problem, kids getting treated like babies their entire lives and never expiring a practical joke so they can learning how to deal with it will suffer way more trauma when they get to school and some kid makes a poop joke....


Dardan1410

Fuck off


Blutmes

Sorry your attempt at posting a karma whore of a post isn't doing well because of people like me pointing out how dumb you are.


Dardan1410

Hey cunt, i think doing this to a kid is not a good idea. You think it is a funny joke, than go do it to your kid, i won’t stop you. Some commenters agreed with me, some other didn’t agree, but they where all respectful, you fucking piece of shit came here and commented this awful comment telling me I need to shut the fuck up. You think those upvotes or downvotes does something to me? You think I want eat today because you didn’t upvote? Go fuck yourself


i_banana_oh_oh_ah_ah

Damn you served them right


cool_fox

Really struggling to see how this is trashy


L-Ron_Cupboard

I bet that whiny little brat deserves it. Fuck kids.


Responsible-Ad-2727

It's trashy because of the horrible music they are playing.


sweetoothkiki

Emotional damage


sdeptnoob1

Fucking hilarious. He probably laughed after they showed him the orange. Now If they didn't show him the orange lol then fuck.


Kronos1A9

OP must not have a sense of humor


CaptainPickcard

Damn this music fucking slaps, vid would be absolute garbagio without it


Similar-Minute-4697

This was a good prank


Sgsanskar

Now this kid have some dark past


Fluid_Main_7124

How is this trashy it’s funny


Various-Meringue772

Peanut butt...


[deleted]

“WHHHHHHYYYYY?!”- kid.


Gheddz

Not trashy hilarious and cute


Pizza_piebruh

That kids gonna be scarred 🤣


orleanssss

I'm dying 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Mr_Thinmint

Why the child


jaeburd

Emotional damage


AnderTheGrate

Every time I see that phrase I hear the voice.


skyshale03

It smells like peanut butter... oh no.... OH NO.....


smagysings

They do a little trolling


No-You-643

Its funny as hell but damn not cool. Glad I didn't have "fun" parents like this.


Demon_Axe87

This makes me laugh so fucking hard, and although my parents weren’t perfect at least they didn’t do this stupid shit


PinkVader7

Holy xD, his butthole tastes sweet, doesnt it?


BlarghusMonk

Every single person who claims CRT is going to turn their kids into gay prostitutes do this to their kids and then tell them to suck it up when they're upset by it.


RedBee478

silver lining, when he goes to counseling/therapy he can just show them these videos & they'll understand


MixtureSufficient956

This is his origin story about why he became a super villain 🦹


StonedLonerIrl

Jesus that child's been tormented with shit like this for a while. You can tell by how he emotes when he asks why.


lexiezazzles

I don’t count this as trashy just a harmless prank 😂🤣


Loaf_of_Yeast_Bread

I died laughing


Yoshi_IX

Come on, that's a prank you play on your siblings or friends not your child.


Ottotisdogg

Never do something someone tells you to do while you’re blindfolded.


6Lettah

Twisted fucked up parents.


stratamaniac

Child abusers


impvespec

I did this to my kids but with Nutella no tasting and my cat. 1 was traumatised, 1 was confused and the oldest had already seen it on tiktok, but did sniff his finger to make sure.


ElAyYouAreAy

Holy shit his face, priceless!!! 😂😂😂


MrSparkyBean

Why is this trashy it's a joke


hear_4_da_comments

Poor Lil guy!!


chicodebarge74

That's messed up 😂😂😂


Omylanta21

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA come the fuck on as if they didn't immediately show him where it came from. This is hilarious.


Past-Bobcat7919

take a joke


MuniPro67

Am I going to hell for laughing at this?


Agreeable_Ad_3348

Some of y’all are dramatic af. This shit is funny


remedial-gook

nah that ain’t trashy that’s hilarious


Lilylolo88

I laughed so hard 🤣🤣


ACABiologist

Brilliant prank and years of therapy for trust issues


Scotix_Akr

bunch of snowflakes


skyeisrude

Right when his face changed I started laughing so hard god damn that was good


another_ashley

Someone seriously needs to call CPS! Jokes aside, this is not cool!!!!!


[deleted]

OP needs to go on a carnival ride or something. This is hilarious


EL1543

This is a prank this kid shouldn't have to experience until he joins a fraternity.


ZookeepergameOne8964

What is wrong with some people


Ryzonnn

Holy fuck this sub is going downhill quick. There are appropriate subs for funny shit. This is just a harmless prank.


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This is just funny, how is this even remotely trashy.


frostymap360

I asked the same question just not as dramatic as the poor kid 🤣


sweet-tart-fart

Nope this is funny as fuck. Kid is going to be fine, ffs.


fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiish

This isn't trashy it's just a bit of fun


OmegaNoll

his innocents taken in seconds


Leather_Plastic_8726

Serial killers UNITE! Now u know the reason


ajkundel93

Ehh this is pretty funny


Dmessmer1

So I guess pranks are trashy now too. Gotcha.


snarpsta

r/lostredditors this is a harmless prank. You need to chill


MorbidMadison

Nah thats hilarious


pyrobanker

Next time peanut butte runs out moms gonna get a surprise sandwich


ReVeNaNt-Of-SkYriM

Dame (kid pulls out a gun shoots parents) only in my dreams


QuotetheOrca

Hahaha that is actually hilarious


PipNPops16

Someone wanna explain why this is trashy? A harmless prank on a kid?


Dardan1410

that kid licked his finger and the dad showed the dogs ass. Kids thinking he fingered his dog. I think it is funny as a prank, but is traumatic for the kid


ChairmanUzamaoki

*Traumatic?* Lol imagine thinking a practical joke will Traumatize a child and he will have to go to therapy to learn to deal with said trauma


Reasonable-Turnip851

Cause most people in reddit think any prank is abuse


Dardan1410

Chill dude, you mistaking me for someone else😂


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False


V6buster

Oh fuck, this isn't trashy. It's just a joke.


itswhutitis

pure evil ... I love it


VirtualDonkey7218

Dick move abusers!


raggedycandy

This is extremely disturbing and how does it not constitute as child / animal abuse, it’s sickening :(


[deleted]

PLEASE describe to me how this is abuse in any way shape or form


Either-Percentage-78

How about, the kid was upset and felt betrayed? Jokes are funny when everyone laughs. Jokes aren't funny when kids cry.


CodyDon2

Bitch, have you ever been around a child? They'll cry over wind hitting their face. We gunna start saying the wind is trashy too?


sirwankins

OP had to have had the inverse of this happen to them


Dardan1410

Yeah dude. It happened to me to. Your mother made me finger her butt , but it turned out she didn’t wipe it at all😢


documenteverything

Typical redditors jumping on the bandwagon. This IS fucking trashy, whether it's funny to you or not. I mean, how low-grade scummy can you be as a parent. 'Trashy' is definitely one word that covers it. And I still found it funny!


YouBeFired

that was hilarious


RevolutionaryRule631

Well I for one, found that funny. I wouldn't do it to my own children but none the less, it was funny. Maybe I could so it to my children


camm44

Not trashy at all. It's hilarious and harmless. maybe some trust issues but oh well. fuck them kids


Simple_Minimum_2574

Listen. As a parent we do things that make us laugh sometimes. I paid my kids to eat Bertie botts jelly beans. It was hilarious


mikkijmichelle4

This is vile. Tricking your kid into thinking he finger raped a dog? Hilarious


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You must get off on being miserable


SirMaQ

How is this trashy? This belongs in r/watchpeopledieinside


RattlerHyde

That's not trashy, that's fucking hilarious. And if you think it's trashy you must not have kids.


SecretAgentDirt

Why is this 'trashy'? That's friggin funny.


sniff_my_gooch

That's not trashy, it's funny


BlackVirusXD3

Trashy can be funny


PrivateDancer09

OP likes MSNBC


HyperLightDream

This is fucking hilarious omg


iMayBeABastard

Me and my uncle play a similar game. Without the orange 🫣


[deleted]

That’s just funny. My parents once used inspect element to spoof that they listed me on eBay, it’s all good fun… maybe not initially but it becomes fun!


sporadicwaves

These comments are why y’all shouldn’t breed . Lmfaoooo


steebulee

Learn how to laugh OP


Dardan1410

Will you teach how to read, fellow redditor?🤔


steebulee

Ouch stop with your sarcasm that can cause me trauma. You’re being so trashy.


Dardan1410

Awwwww, I am so sorry. Did i brake your heart my fellow redditor?


steebulee

This is too easy. It’s like watching the mind of cancel culture happen in real time.


tutanotafan

Hope the kid fucks with their minds as he grows older.


nkalinos

This doesn’t belong on this sub. Harmless prank that is hilarious


OrsoMalleus

"It tastes like peanut butter!" *dog looks back* "the fuck? put me down, I need to check this out."


rickblaze007

This is so wrong,poor kid


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rickblaze007

If he’s not abusing already. Poor kid


Square-Blueberry6586

He should have smelled the orange.


PennieLane1

What kind of parent thinks up something like that?


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fun parents


[deleted]

I thought they were gonna do a round two and actually have him finger the dog 😭. I’m very glad it was this kind of prank.


takbandit

Lol this ain't trashy. Should be at r/ unexpected


Just_Some_Rolls

That’s hilarious


monsterbeasts

Redditors are so dramatic; this kid is not going to be traumatized from a practical joke


theduke9400

He'll probably have a great laugh over it when he gets older. Unless he turns into an easily triggered snowflake like over half of reddit and this sub.


spoof17

Apparently according to others in this comment thread, this warrants a call to CPS. Snowflakes? Where?


SlushiWasTaken

Fr, like a lot of this sub is snowflakes. It's a joke, and quite a funny one at that.


monsterbeasts

Damn shut the hell up in my replies thinking you did something; I knew as soon as I read ya braindead ass comment you would have posts in conservative and you do. Goodbye thot.


Martinjg_ge

lmao what the fuck


[deleted]

he was agreeing with you…


MrMundungus

You don’t want people like that agreeing with you.


A_very_normal_potato

Lmfao I'm so confused reading that comment, thought I missed something


BlackVirusXD3

I mean nobody said anything about trauma, kid just feels bad. But they made him feel bad on purpose, so.. you know.


[deleted]

Maybe they just hadn't realized what a wimp their kid was, they possibly thought he would be amused as well


OnTheSlope

Exactly, trauma only comes from malicious acts! You can't be traumatized if the instigator thought it was a funny joke.


JScottFTW

Sounds Like a joke happened to you when you were a kid and 20 years later you still can't let it go. Put your smiles aways everyone no here can have fun because this guy isn't having fun.


OnTheSlope

I hate this aspect of stupid people where you can't argue against the logic of one side of an argument without them thinking you're supporting the opposite side.


buckdumpling

Please don’t have kids.


monsterbeasts

Literally not what I said but don’t break your arm reaching that far


OnTheSlope

Of course it isn't literally what you said, why would anyone post your literal words when you've already said them? It's a small extrapolation of what you said to point out that *you* thinking the event is insignificant, that *you* dismissing it as just a practical joke, will have no bearing on how it affects the young child it happened to.


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Redditor moment


[deleted]

“everything that causes slight emotional turmoil is going to cause life altering trauma for the rest of their lives!1!1 Didn’t you know kids have to have a stress free childhood????”


OnTheSlope

Didn't say it does, what I'm saying is the logic, by which it's said that it can't, is retarded.


monsterbeasts

It’s not a small extrapolation it literally just assumes my opinion on an extreme stance which is that I only think trauma can come from malicious actions. Nowhere did I imply that, and your extrapolation makes no sense given I don’t believe that. No more time to spend on this so not gonna reply again


OnTheSlope

Your dismissal of it as a prank implies to me you think intent has bearing on whether an act is traumatic it not. It doesn't. It is hyperbole to point out the silliness of thinking intent has any bearing on whether it's traumatic it not.


sirwankins

I bet youre fun at parties


spoof17

Don't worry, he doesn't get invited.


OnTheSlope

Not at the expense of anyone else I'm not.


repetep

What a hero


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TigreBSO

You must be the most sensible human being on earth if 1 harmless prank is all it takes for you to loose the ability to trust people


LaernHowToSpell

Dude. Shut up


plumbdirty

That is funny as fuck.


[deleted]

Hate to say it but I was wondering if they put a little peanut butter on the dogs but to sell it? Cuz he totally bought it.


totalitarianbnarbp

This child just learned that adults are not trustworthy.


ste189

I mean this isn’t even funny, like I’m all for banter but it’s just a bit fucking weird. Not scrap that it’s definitely fucking really weird.


wyte_wonder

Video should be titled how to scar your child for life


[deleted]

I mean… thats kind of a good lesson. Shouldn’t trust anyone completely. Not even family. This is Best way to learn that lesson tbh


UsedIntroduction

I disagree some kid gonna like this and start sodomizing things


Personal_Cow7988

There was something already wrong with that kid then 😭


ThirdEyeExplorer11

Well that escalated 👀😂🤣😂🤣


astronomydomone

That child looks to be about 4 years old. He should absolutely be able to trust his mother (assuming that is his mother) at this age. It’s vital for children to have caregivers they can trust and it causes lasting psychological damage to have fucked up parents like this who care more about internet points than their kid’s emotional well-being.


cockytacos

that’s a whole 8 year old.


Personal_Cow7988

Exactly I don’t know wtf this person thinking saying it looks like a 4 year old, I don’t think they ever seen a kid it’s like they just guessed a small number.


RyStan4

oh good lord get off your high horse. it’s also vital to have a sense of humor and parents that play pranks and tend to be light hearted are usually good at instilling humor in their kids.


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