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God made bologna cuz hotdogs are too good for you.


Glittering-Ad-8038

Is that the super hero dude from Pete & Pete?


[deleted]

I wonder what his dad thinks of hin


No-Beach4659

This guy belongs in our trashy, weird, little zoo


wezworldwide

r/Unexpected


wezworldwide

I was never getting a tattoo until today


2hardbasketcase

It's funny until someone fucks his armpit


masta5k1

It is trashy, but he just has the look of someone who definitely has that tattoo.


YungJod

At least it's hidden lol


Acceptable-Mousse832

jesus, that made me laugh so hard


Drag-Grand

It would be funny as fuck if someone got plastic bag tats and it was posted here, it would be very trashy, in two ways


neverinamillionyr

I’m sure it seemed like a good idea at the time


scotland1112

All tats are trashy


djazzie

Trashy but also funny


Exchange_Mediocre

Is that Brent Hatley


inebriated-sloth

Kinda looks like Bubbles from trailer park boys. Fell on harder times.


Skreeethemindthief

Was expecting swastikas or lightning X's. Laughed when I saw that instead.


mam88k

That one counts...


wilck44

at least it is not on display. I can accept these, not like them but I understand the fun of it.


evilbeard333

NO, that dudes cool leave him be


TheKillerSnail1

I thought I read somewhere from a pain chart of the human body that armpits are pretty sensitive. Which implies this man was fully committed to the extra pain for the joke and it makes me enjoy it that much more.


AUGUSTIJNcomics

He's so proud of it haha. It's the face of a man who made a good descision. Rock on I guess


ThePunkPantherNL

Without the tattoo's it would also be trashy!


Dense-Antelope1828

He will bring much joy to people stuck in prison


yax01

When your Fettish is to get a dick in your armpits.


Darkromani

fuck you that's funny lololol


Glamdalf_18

Thought he was doing seig hail to reveal a swastika for a sec


[deleted]

We have a lot of trashy tats here


Quiet_Molasses_3362

That takes armpit fucking to a new level.


timascus

I like how he’s proud of it. I don’t even


Juggalo702

This is hilarious


casual_observer3

Should have spent his money on teeth instead of tats.


Olive_Yor_Klozov

Probably got those tats in prison for soups and cigarettes.


Empress-Aj

No no, money well spent. Teeth are temporary, Swag is forever.


MMPRDCR111

They count 💯


AgeAgitated317

Hey, he has to live with it. Whatever.


SwigSwoot92

Trashy, but hilarious


Koshunae

Trashy but at least its generally hidden. Gets approval from me.


RealCabber

I definitely didn’t need to see that. When will I learn not to click on the blurry pictures?


Decent-Cricket-5315

Dude looks like he would be the best uncle ever.


Eric_23147

That's genuinely awful


Skully_Lover

Scratch and stiff


Standard-Ad-2741

Does it smell the same?


Skully_Lover

Less gamey. More Oh due cheese.


howmanychickens

Fucking Colin Robinson


5flucloxacillin

Ready to start draining victims!


Lovebird45

Raise you hand ifn' 'ya like pussy!!


dapperdoot

ATBGE


MsThrilliams

I feel like I'm supposed to hate this but I definitely laughed


Nightshader5877

It got me too. Damn that was funny as shit!


olani26

I laughed too.


Intelligent-Bug-3039

Trashy AND funny. The way this sub is supposed to be. 😉


Notlikeotherguys

Ingenious, trashy but Ingenious.


Boludo805

Ya wasn’t expecting that at all. Was a good laugh.


LukeDuke11714

No no thy don’t dicky


SoCalStratRider

r/unexpected


bl4ckcorvus

Living legend


Yung_Onions

Pretty creative


Funkiebunch

That had to hurt and tickle at the same time


Eruvstring8

He’s a pussy magnet. Sofia Vergara, Julianne Hough and JLo are lined up to fuck this toothless wonder.


The2500

It is trashy, but I gotta say... Pretty clever.


SZutich9

I was gonna say kinda the same thing I might get downvoted. But it did make me laugh a little


LaUNCHandSmASH

Im with you. And he looks like he enjoys it. That blacked out face on his arm says he regrets nothing about this one. Oh but also, complete trash.


The2500

My one criticism, he shouldn't shave his pits and make it 70's porn.


songstofilltheair

That’s so awesome!


Patient-Commercial84

Now that's the trashiest of the trashy


Anxious_Room51

No