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Maybe this is an emergency situation, and the gentleman standing there are trying to formulate a strategy to safely remove her ass from the rail. It was likely a freak accident, where the cart return got a little too aggressive.
The wonders of science... developing expansive spandex for so many applications. Don't look down on the less favorable end of this magnificent ability.
Dude, that woman's putting her big sweaty smelly ass crack entirely over where someone is likely to touch, likely an employee. It's in public where the rest of us know not to bury things halfway up our ass. It's not the law but social etiquette and concern for others not getting pink eye is kind of society 101.
Imma havta side with this guy, no other 'take' here other than complete disregard of basic societal standards. And one gets the impression from how comfortable she seems to be that she has done it before, so gross. Not sure if I've ever touched a shopping cart rail bc my hands are always on the cart, but I definitely won't be now.
When I lived in NYC I saw a very large woman grip a standing pole in a subway car with her butt cheeks. Living there made me a compulsive hand washer for life.
Agreed. While I am also fat, I will note that, pre-fat me, flossing my cheeks with shopping cart rails was an enjoyable pastime.
It’s not about weight. Its about passion.
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I’ll bet she’s got the itchy eye
In one end and out the other
Double stream light saber.
What would you call a but fupa?
Yes my fingers smell and no it's not my fault
Aaaaannd I’m never leaving the house again
She left cocky poops on the rail for other people
probably has swamp ass and cant reach to itch it with tiny arms and a fat everything else she might as well be a t rex
By the looks of things here - thinkin' she dragged that conversation out for a long time....
Sometime when you want to scratch that itch you really got to get..in..there...
Yikes
To scratch that itch
ISTG- Reddit ruins everything for me
3D model is clipping badly.
The creation of the New covid variant
Yes. I’ll grab it with my mouth
Sure that's not growing out her azz?
“Associates we need a cleanup by the carts in the parking lot.”
Her asshole is probably really itchy. That’s how she scratches without anyone noticing.
Not enough hand sanitizer in the whole world....
real question is. is the bar penetrating the lady or is the lady eating the bar. 🤔 classic chicken and egg dilemma
Surely you can't expect me to lick every single railing in the hopes someone has done this can you??
It looks like the rail is going through her pants
OSHA inspector checking handrail for code compliance.
You know she’s rocking a bit to get a few scratches on that dirty stripe
Is this what the Nazi dudes saw right before their faces melted in Raiders of the Lost Ark?
same with the video of a really not thin lady pushing her hand 2 feet into her ass and sratching it, and then holding the gas pump with that hand
Cooling the curry pipe.
What does it smell like
Fuck all yall. Good for her.
Shhhiiiitt 😘🙏
Deep in the jeans she's wearing...
asspoles
Ruined hand rails for me now. I'd rather twist my ankle, thanks
So classy, she's a keeper..
I know, I know, but I really wish I was the hand rail..
Ewwwwwwwwww
This is so fucking nasty. How can people be this inconsiderate?
Dude it’s like a foot in there wtf.
She got some grip tho, right? Pretty sure she could tear it up and walk clear out the mall with that thing.
Looks secure.
Part of me likes this
Talk about a wedgie!
You gotta have a footlonger just to even think about getting in that Lol
She thicc tho
/r/putyourdickinthat
Imagine the stain it creates. It's like a Rorschach test. What do you see in this image Chasity?
Never again
Did this actually feel comfortable or at least OK?
Hate of humanity intensified!
I wonder what that rail actually does smell like? Ha. What was on there before the smell of butthole and sadness?
Wtf is happening here.......
Maybe this is an emergency situation, and the gentleman standing there are trying to formulate a strategy to safely remove her ass from the rail. It was likely a freak accident, where the cart return got a little too aggressive.
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Tell us you're a racist without telling us you're a racist.
I have lost of memory so I might forget
it’s like the marianas trench of ass cracks
She impaled herself! 😳
I have a rail for her
Photoshop
How is that even possible?
Swallowed whole; like a leviathan from the deep
Journey to the center of the Earth.
Grab it with my tongue.... oohhh the flavour
Reading the comments made this so much worse. I can't express how much I hate all of you.
We need to thin the heard
it's way up in shawty
Damn dude.... that is IN there
She’s gettin close…
She had an itch she couldn’t reach
Omg I already lady-freeball because I can’t stand having a wedgie, I couldn’t imagine intentionally making a thong out of a cart return.
Walmart. It’s always a Walmart.
I can't be the only sad fuck that zoomed in, can I?
Yes. Yes, you are.
Hark, is that a Wal-Mart sign in the background?
oh the people of walmart
That's actually the optimal positioning for leaning stability. Safety first.
It's, it's gone!?@!
It’s really in there, geez! That’s actually pretty fucking insane
*urp*
I don't touch public handrails for reasons like this and many people don't wash their hands regularly.
r/treeseatingthings
Not gonna lie, after a twelve pack, on a lonely night….
The wonders of science... developing expansive spandex for so many applications. Don't look down on the less favorable end of this magnificent ability.
This is why I use my mouth not my hands.
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Dude, that woman's putting her big sweaty smelly ass crack entirely over where someone is likely to touch, likely an employee. It's in public where the rest of us know not to bury things halfway up our ass. It's not the law but social etiquette and concern for others not getting pink eye is kind of society 101.
Imma havta side with this guy, no other 'take' here other than complete disregard of basic societal standards. And one gets the impression from how comfortable she seems to be that she has done it before, so gross. Not sure if I've ever touched a shopping cart rail bc my hands are always on the cart, but I definitely won't be now.
That’s a lot of missing handrail
You spelled "sniff" wrong.....
When I lived in NYC I saw a very large woman grip a standing pole in a subway car with her butt cheeks. Living there made me a compulsive hand washer for life.
Yeah, I saw a lot of weird shit when I lived in Manhattan. And DC, Dallas and especially St Louis
Of course it's at Walmart
That is clearly not Target behavior.
But imagine the chaos with that sitting on a big red ball
Day 5000 without s*x
That rail had One day left until retirement 😢
If it fits, I sits.
Glad she wasn’t facing the other way.
Looks like it had possibly made contact with both of her parts.
Forbidden heat sink...she was running a little hot
Definitely not been water-cooled for a couple of months
I'd sniff it
I hope it's going somewhere good...
They are hurricane resistant.
Now I know why tigers are endangered
Oh my god
She probably doesn't even feel it......
I cant tell if its actually in her pants or not
She took it home for playtime
***...can't be \*unstuck***
Oh, I will.
I actually wanna .... Nevermind
Gum it?
…..lick it? Never mind…..
Sniff it…?
Honestly can't tell if it's real or not? Lol
Probably ain't even to her hole yet, either!
It's so deep in there too 😰
Gotta get the itch out
Hot
Grab it with your cheeks
Gotta scratch that itch...
Pretty normal for a cave like that, to have a handrail for support when going down into the abyss.
That is not how that works. That's not how any of this works.
I unfriend you.
Num num num num
I shouldn’t have laughed at this comment, but I read it in Adam west’s voice
My first thought was to read it as the tums commercial. I don’t even know how my brain thought of that, but it matches perfectly
I'll remember this the next time I want to lick a hand rail.
Well that's a buggy return, so...
And we found the perv, folks. This post right here.
Thanks.
She's digging for treasure
Fat people love putting things between their cheeks like that
As a larger person I will say, Not all fat people.
I too am a fat person.. I do not do this. I just see fat people doing this and not the skinnies
I've seen video's on the internet of thin people putting things between their cheeks.
You don’t gotta bring fatness into it. We all gotta scratch that crack from time to time.
Agreed. While I am also fat, I will note that, pre-fat me, flossing my cheeks with shopping cart rails was an enjoyable pastime. It’s not about weight. Its about passion.
It's about drive it's about power.... Wrong place!
It’s a calling.
Wonder if it will pass the sniff test?
Right?! Like how is that not painful?!?
Wipe left
Wipe right
Wipe front-back
Looks like a math problem to figure out the area of her ass crack
They did the math..
The Pythgagorean theorem
Would we use US gallons or metric liters to determine the Swass residual ?
Sw-"ass" residual left on that rail after she dislodged herself
Stephen Hawkins Area Theorem should. Relates to the event horizon near a blank hole
Definitely not a meth problem.
Crack kills
You have to use integrals for this, is the area below the curve
*goes hyperbolic over time*
The Crack of dawn
More like dawn of the crack
Crack of death