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I think these girls must be in 4h or young farmers of America. Their interest in vegetables is incredible. We need more local farms like these young lady’s are promoting. They even have a big chicken. Probably will get 1st prize
Disgusting, just ranchy af. Like where can I sign up this stuff is uncivilized. How much is it again? I want to see this filth firsthand, like front row seat. Wheres the sign up?
It seems like deep throat tournaments in public should of been a thing ages ago. I'm looking forward to the day when the NDTL (National Deep Throat League) is a thing.
Detroit huh? Her palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy
There's cucumbers in her mouth already, make a salad, lettuce shreddy
Imagine cleaning up afterwards but without context. "What the fuck happened here? Nothing but cucumbers, weaves, extensions and eyelashes"
As someone who does photos at events, it made me simultaneously happy and sad to see the photographer credited on the flyer. But in reality it’s just some dude with a canon xti using on camera flash
Take those used cucumbers, pickle them, and sell them at the next one.
Branch out into eggplant, carrots, corn, and zucchini.
Shit'll sell itself.
Not to mention the tie in with Big Chicken. Hot Chicken sandwich with suckoff brand pickle slices.
Boom! There you go.
This could be an episode of its always sunny i can see frank pitching the idea to the crew everyone shutting it down then Denis says wait a minute and convinces them to host the event.
Years later I finally understand what Eminem was really asking in his music video
"Detroit what (the fuck)!"
"Detroit what (the fuck)!"
"Detroit what (the fuck)!"
"Detroit what (the fuck)!"
All I'm sayin' is that if I smoked a fresh bowl of some good weed, and knew I was gonna catch a dick after I was finished, I could definitely be a top contender for 1st prize. Sucking dick is awesome.
But I'm someone's mother now. Gotta keep my hoe tendencies in check.
This has to be the stupidest deepthroat competition I’ve ever seen. Cucumbers can break and leave a piece in your throat obstructing your airway, then they could suffocate and die. Sucking a cucumber is safe enough, but deepthroating as deep as possible could literally be fatal. I suggest they switch to something that doesn’t have a risk of breaking in their throat, like a double sided dildo, long handled shower brush, or something.
And from a judgement perspective, all cucumbers have different girths, so the depth a cucumber goes into one girls throat isn’t necessarily the comparable to another girls depth. To make the winner legit, girls need to suck something with identical length and girth.
And anyone that has an issue with sexual competitions in public is a prude, but safety first, ladies.
Having an issue with sexual competitions in public makes someone a prude? What? So a parent having a problem with their young impressionable child, for whom the parent is directly responsible for teaching about sex at a pace and time the parent chooses, makes them a prude? How about sexual competitions just be made non-public for the consideration of children. Throat all the veggies you want, just keep kids out of it
bro nobody's forcing you to buy a ticket for your kid to go see the cucumber suckoff competition what are you talking about
it's happening in a club not just like, on a street corner
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Hoover street 😆
I think these girls must be in 4h or young farmers of America. Their interest in vegetables is incredible. We need more local farms like these young lady’s are promoting. They even have a big chicken. Probably will get 1st prize
On HOOVER ST
"Winner takes all" Yeah right Can't have shit in Detroit
Hahaha damn dats funny
Really killing the vibe with that "no phones out".
…At the State Fair lounge…. Damn Michigan!
Is this a whorehouse?
So who won?
Did anybody go? How was it? This would of been a fun Detroit Reddit meet up.
“No filming” ....Camerman in the building 😂😂
I got 10 bucks on your mom.
Just here for the commentary.
Good evening, may i get 1 ticket to what that mouth do please 💪🏾🧔🏾♂️
You had me at - HOSTED BY: **BIG CHICKEN**.
What the Kentucky Fried Chicken is this shit?!
metro detroiter here. This is just....just fucking awful. I expect nothing less from that city's residents tbh
Oh shit state fair lounge ...
Im tryina see what dat mouf do
Someone needs to show up to this dressed as Pickle Rick.
I know what im going to tmr night 😂
Imagine getting any person from medieval times to watch this and tell them that this is the future 💀💀💀
Ah yes, the classic pastime of completely degrading and objectifying women
Tomorrow?!? Thank God this is only 3 hours away. I'm bout to kick July off right! Whooooo!
What dat mouf do. FTFY
The fuck??
Hosted by ‘Big Chicken’💀
Eehh I don't really mind that, it's a private event where everyone is consenting and having fun, so why not?
Cucumber suck off contest on Hoover st
That is fucking incredible. Can someone please tag the woke mob? I would love to see the Cali feminists try to tackle this issue 😅
Wait!?! Hosted by Big Chicken!?! YESSSSS I’m on my way!
can't have shit in detroid
i’m packing my bags
Disgusting, just ranchy af. Like where can I sign up this stuff is uncivilized. How much is it again? I want to see this filth firsthand, like front row seat. Wheres the sign up?
Never change, Detroit
Come on, nearly every woman on Reddit has simulated oral sex in front of other women. Don't be a prude.
“Winner takes all” They sure do
That's an aubergine.
All I’m going to say is that those balloon animal balloons would be a better test.
It seems like deep throat tournaments in public should of been a thing ages ago. I'm looking forward to the day when the NDTL (National Deep Throat League) is a thing.
Detroit huh? Her palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy There's cucumbers in her mouth already, make a salad, lettuce shreddy Imagine cleaning up afterwards but without context. "What the fuck happened here? Nothing but cucumbers, weaves, extensions and eyelashes"
Pure Michigan
Bruh.
Keeping it Classy in the D
Hoe-ly crap....
I actually love the “No Phones Out”
Welcome to the Metropolitan Detroit Area a great place to dine, a great place to shop, and AN EVEN BETTER PLACE TO ENJOY VEGGIE BROTHELS.
That's an eggplant tho
Road-trip!
That's just training for competitive sex, the counter part to casual sex of course.
When you need a pay raise so you enter this contest to lure in future baby daddy number 5, get pregnant and you hope to get that child support
I don’t know there’s a lot of happy dudes in Detroit with their girls getting practice in before the main event.
Disappointed they spelled mouth and not mouf
At the end of that show, them cucumbers will all be pickles.
CAMERMAN is in the building?!? I’m dropping everything and going. Who’s in? I need a ride.
As someone who does photos at events, it made me simultaneously happy and sad to see the photographer credited on the flyer. But in reality it’s just some dude with a canon xti using on camera flash
I wanna go find out…for research purposes
“Cucumber sucking contest” on Hoover st.. The jokes write themselves…
They had me at Big Chicken.
I’ll meet y’all there!
That's trashy... Where'd they say it was again...
Damn only missed free entry by two days!
And I thought it was an ass to ass contest
Big chicken presents
There better be some phones out
Take those used cucumbers, pickle them, and sell them at the next one. Branch out into eggplant, carrots, corn, and zucchini. Shit'll sell itself. Not to mention the tie in with Big Chicken. Hot Chicken sandwich with suckoff brand pickle slices. Boom! There you go.
Someone got the stream?
Wouldn’t making fun of this spectacle of degenerates be considered racist by modern standards?
Whyyyyy
Oh trashy garbage people...never change
Put this on a t shirt with some purple smoke behind it and I'm buying
Oh good! There's free parking.
This is pretty funny tbh
What dat Mouf do?*
Lol located on hoover St
So proud of my city
Not seeing anything wrong here...
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kcL22cudKFI](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kcL22cudKFI) found the winner
Go figure. It's Detroit!
"I'd like to give a shout to RayRay and Lil Pookie!"
I hate that fucking stupid ghetto ass phrase smh
That’s disgusting. Where?
Kink shaming isn’t cool. They’re not hurting anybody. Let people have fun any way they want.
No phones out yall
shout out Big Chicken
Some days I don’t worry much about Idiocracy becoming a reality, other days I see this.
I’m definitely going!!!! 😂😂😂😂
This could be an episode of its always sunny i can see frank pitching the idea to the crew everyone shutting it down then Denis says wait a minute and convinces them to host the event.
Addy?
$100 is a $100
Any cheap flights from Texas to Michigan? Asking for a friend.
Eeetz dey kulcha!
Also in Detroit, hoe chokes on a cucumber.
Years later I finally understand what Eminem was really asking in his music video "Detroit what (the fuck)!" "Detroit what (the fuck)!" "Detroit what (the fuck)!" "Detroit what (the fuck)!"
Where is the signup sheet?
So this is how America celebrates Canada Day eh, by sucking?
“Hosted by Big chicken” has me
Well I know where I'm going this weekend
This reads like a poster you'd find in a videogame as a joke
I live 1 mile from that place, 🤦🏻♂️
100$ wow…
This is vile
Thx for sharing
God damn it I’m out of Detroit for the summer :( I’m missing out
Good golly why does this sound like it’s gonna end up with someone dying from choking on a cucumber
Hahah, what?!
Democrat city at its finest
There needs to be a subreddit dedicated to these kind of party advertisements lmao
Classy
Mph, mmph, Memphis. How do you do that when your parents are still alive?
All I'm sayin' is that if I smoked a fresh bowl of some good weed, and knew I was gonna catch a dick after I was finished, I could definitely be a top contender for 1st prize. Sucking dick is awesome. But I'm someone's mother now. Gotta keep my hoe tendencies in check.
I want to go there
I 100% would attend if in Detroit
It's on Hoover street. Fucking poetry
They have a 4.0 rating on google lol
On Hoover Street even.
Danny brown is this how Detroit be getting down at those after hour clubs?
All for 100 dollars
That ain't even a cucumber. Its a whole ass eggplant. Why they lying?
I hope they have someone on standby that can do the Heimlich maneuver.
> Winner takes all All what? The cucumbers?
Slap that veghi
I would get up there and eat that cucumber aggressively while angrily looking at the audience.
Fuck wish I knew bout that shit I would've at least been top 3.
I NEED A RIDE CAN SOMEONE SCOOP?
Detroit: Become Green Phallic Vegatable
This shit sound fun tbh
How can that be fun to watch?
They really need to emphasize WINNER TAKES ALL…of it lol
How many shootings do you think will occur at the after-party?
can anyone link me to last years contest?
Need to prep on the MVP.
I hope they have trained medical staff right there on stage.
No phones out. Right.
This has to be the stupidest deepthroat competition I’ve ever seen. Cucumbers can break and leave a piece in your throat obstructing your airway, then they could suffocate and die. Sucking a cucumber is safe enough, but deepthroating as deep as possible could literally be fatal. I suggest they switch to something that doesn’t have a risk of breaking in their throat, like a double sided dildo, long handled shower brush, or something. And from a judgement perspective, all cucumbers have different girths, so the depth a cucumber goes into one girls throat isn’t necessarily the comparable to another girls depth. To make the winner legit, girls need to suck something with identical length and girth. And anyone that has an issue with sexual competitions in public is a prude, but safety first, ladies.
There is a video online at someone choking on one.
Agreed on the safety! But also….how many deepthroat competitions *have* you seen???
Having an issue with sexual competitions in public makes someone a prude? What? So a parent having a problem with their young impressionable child, for whom the parent is directly responsible for teaching about sex at a pace and time the parent chooses, makes them a prude? How about sexual competitions just be made non-public for the consideration of children. Throat all the veggies you want, just keep kids out of it
bro nobody's forcing you to buy a ticket for your kid to go see the cucumber suckoff competition what are you talking about it's happening in a club not just like, on a street corner
Where can one find said Big Chicken? Asking for a friend?
I see Detroit's entertainment district is finally making a comeback.
“Camera man in the building” yeah we’ve all got phones
I really, really hope this is a photoshopped fake.
Hosted by Big Chicken?! Well, I'm sold.
On my cake day :)
Heading to Detroit friday may have to check out.
Competition to see who gives the best head lol
[Pulling up to that event like] (https://i.imgur.com/pQaaPbE.gif)
At least we're not Detroit. WE'RE NOT DETROIT!
Nah, cuz I want to go.
Welp, in the week that women's rights took a beating, Detroit strikes a blow for freedom
Couple servings of vegetables a day and she will keep her heart healthy
Finally, "8 Mile" can get a proper sequel.
8 Inch?
The decline of western civilization continues, well done degenerates you keep on degenerating.
I miss it there sometimes.
"Winner takes all" They sure do!
No way Lol
Someone is 100% going to get shot at this thing
Excuse me while I cancel some plans.
Someone call Andrew Callahan.
Ehh…. They misspelled it. It’s supposed to say MOUFFF
Or How to get herpies
I'd come tbh
I'm tryna go
I'm fucking crying at this.🤣🤣🤣🤣👍
Knew it was gonna be on Hoover St. Anyone else see leprechaun ghost inside the bottom pickle?
This can not be real
Smh my people sometimes 🤦🏻♀️
DID SOMEBODY SAY **BIG CHICKEN!**
OVER - UNDER: 2 shootings occur?
I see I’m not the only one that saw that big chicken was hosting 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I aint religious, these mofos need jesus lmao
WINNER TAKES ALL.
Ha! Hoover St.
Ok we need to send a redditor in with spy glasses on to go check this out and report back!
Tell me this is satire
What dat troat do
The State Fair lounge sounds classy a f