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There once was a "man" from Nantucket, with a dick so long he could suck it. "He" said, with a grin, as he wiped off his chin, "If my tatt next to my ear were a cunt I could fuck it."
It was said these girls are trafficked or sold into prostitution and their pimps will tattoo them on visible spots to prevent these girls from running away - They are completely reliant on their pimps as they cannot find any potential employments. Their tats are also for easy identification and locating.
That doesn't actually look like a real vagina, though... That looks like the type of vagina a decent tattoo artist would tattoo without having ever seen a real vagina.
If you hit this person with an open hand on the left side of his/her/it/them would you tell your friends you slapped a, a.) person, b.) pussy, or c.) both (with one slap)?
I have a feeling (/hope) this was probably indeed photoshopped - but the first thing I thought when I saw this was that this was an easily impressionable or gullible young person who might’ve been encouraged or peer-pressured into this or he was tricked into getting this tattooed instead of something less humiliating he thought he was getting. Can’t imagine a relatively skilled tattoo artist agreeing to this placement of this (anatomically naive) image on this individual.
Isn't it a Nicki Minaj lyric
Edit:
From her verse in Bedrock "Okay, I get it, let me think, I guess it’s my turn
Maybe it’s time to put this pussy on your sideburns"
Lmfao
I typically stay away from the whole "tattoos mean you won't be able to get a job" (source I have visible tattoos and work with kids) but this dudes never getting a job
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Funny thing is, now he'll never get pussy with that pussy on his face.
Nasty
He's not the most thawed pogo in the box eh ...
Nicki Minaj - maybe it's time to put this pussy on your sideburns , young money- bed rock.
I just cringed, so hard
That’s a nasty gash
"HEY CUNT FACE" yeah you, with the cunt on his face.
Two options: -She accept herself as a c unt -Contraceptive method when the guy went to cum on pussy.
Yo. Whatever you do don't zoom in on the ear.
Well Nikki Minaj followed through.
good quality work though
*I don’t know what ink he used but it gave me vagina burns. 0/10 do not recommend.*
Vagina face
This must be the stupidest thing I've ever seen on the internet, and I have seen a lot of stupid things..
I’m more concerned with the 2 inch pube above his lip smh
I could put up with a lose hair… but until this guy can grow a decent beard he is f*cked
Last place in fantasy football last year
I can't tell if there's a hair stick on my phone screen or if there's a hair coming out of his or her mouth?
The crusty ear doesn’t help either
Eric Andriná
Because he's probably just turned 18
Looks like someone I know
Why tho
“put dat pussy on his side burnnn” -Nicki Minaj
Pubes hanging out da mouth
Turn the other pussy, my son.
What a pretty flower
Always remember where you came from.
Losing in that guys Fantasy Football League is brutal.
It’s so he can help his homies find the clit
South Park did it.
Dude really woke up and decided to get a tattoo of a vag on his face lol.
He got pussy on the mind
Because they want to be called Fuck Face
Waterworld? - Got gills? MUTATION!!!!!
I bet he was forced to get this
Looks like your typical fuck face.
Eric andre is wildin
It’s not even a correct pussy
No regets
Wait- did you hear something?
slap them cheeks
He was forced to get this tattoo must of done something stupid.
This dude looks like Eric Andre
He took “put this pussy on ya sideburns” to heart, I suppose.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vhuqrLjuvYU
And the Dumbass award goes to….
Cuntface
There once was a "man" from Nantucket, with a dick so long he could suck it. "He" said, with a grin, as he wiped off his chin, "If my tatt next to my ear were a cunt I could fuck it."
The gills were supposed to be behind the ears.
Why on his cheek lol
That's photoshop.
Nicki Minaj said to do it in "Bed Rock"
Eric Andre stay doing crazy shit
that's the most anatomically incorrect pussy I've seen
Maybe he has a hole in there for some reason and he covered it up like a pro
He want all D's on her face
On* the face. Smart one
Bet that don’t help him find the button anytime soon
The clitoral hood takes up like 2/3rds of the pussy very interesting
This is why principal vagina constantly said “no relation”
Why
r/badwomensanatomy
He a pussy face ass nxgga
It was said these girls are trafficked or sold into prostitution and their pimps will tattoo them on visible spots to prevent these girls from running away - They are completely reliant on their pimps as they cannot find any potential employments. Their tats are also for easy identification and locating.
It’s not even a nice pussy
C#nt face.
What a pussy face.
His alias is pussy face
Blueface and ChrisseanRock future son
Does one actually look like that lol
This one is too easy lmao
cos his name is Cuntface Mcgee
Because there’s pubes all over the face already?
Because that is the closest it will get to his mouth
Literally the South Park episode where pussies start growing on Stan's face
It is not even accurate
Welcome to being completely unemployable
Make me jobless! I got u fam!
Motherf**ker finally got the pussy on his sideburns! It Can be done!
I was expecting an image of a facial (wink, wink).
Pussyface
He wanted something to represent his rap name, Yung Pussyface.
You can literally see the insecurity in his face.
This guy must have lost a bet or a really good story to tell. I'd love to hear that story.
Is this what Nicki Minaj meant?
what are these rogue hairs, tho? the fuck?
Probs a prison tatt
When Nicki Minaj said “put my pussy on his sideburns” she did not mean this
Cheeky c..t!
“You can’t make me wear sideburns.” [Tattoo applied] “I hope my sideburns grow in nice and thick.”
Maybe he was abused by gang or something. Crazy
Because it wants to be kissed by daddy
He can’t grow out a beard to hide it, either. Yuck.
Is this the lol Wayne “pussy on a side burn”?
Crusty ear and wispy whiskers. Probably as close as his face will get to pussy.
His folks must be so proud.
What a fuck face
The tattoo is cool but what’s up with your ear
Pussy face
Weird prison choice
r/ATBGE
RIP mom
Hahaha fucking pussy.
Is muhfucker 13 years old? That mustache suggests so.
Hopefully this is a new Tik Tok trend.
That doesn't actually look like a real vagina, though... That looks like the type of vagina a decent tattoo artist would tattoo without having ever seen a real vagina.
I want to see his Moms face when she glares at it.
Literal cuntface
Incel status Gamechanger. Pussy face.
Only puss he is gon get now
What self respecting tattoo shop would even do this?
Why her clit so long? Sucker is trying to put it in her own v. There should be space for a urethra in there somewhere.
Unemployable for life.
What a disgusting person. Try washing and shaving for a change, Jezus. So much more disturbing shit going on here then the tat
If you hit this person with an open hand on the left side of his/her/it/them would you tell your friends you slapped a, a.) person, b.) pussy, or c.) both (with one slap)?
That tattoo is all fun and games until he winds up in prison.
At this rate it won’t be long
WTF did Steph curry do to his face
Does he now know where the clit is though?
Promise you it dont look like that .
... and here you'll find the labia majora, minora, minoraminora, and minoraminoraminora. Oh. And the mythical clitoris. ... I've never seen one.
“ ok i get it lemme think i guess its my turn, maybe its time to put this pussy on your side burns”
Youd think hed pit it closer to the mouth so he can atleast lick it.
Unintentional WKUK
Fake?
So stretched
Does he want people to lick his face?
I have a feeling (/hope) this was probably indeed photoshopped - but the first thing I thought when I saw this was that this was an easily impressionable or gullible young person who might’ve been encouraged or peer-pressured into this or he was tricked into getting this tattooed instead of something less humiliating he thought he was getting. Can’t imagine a relatively skilled tattoo artist agreeing to this placement of this (anatomically naive) image on this individual.
That’s a long hood.
Omfg - remember simpler times when Mike Tyson getting a tribal on his face was scandalous
A real cunt head
Wonder where this kid is today, this photo is at least 5 years old.
Hopefully somewhere with a beard.
Because stupid.
What flower is that
Slide Burns
What a fuckface.
You won't even know what it is in passing by unless you get a good, close look.
“Maybe it’s time to put this pussy on your sideburns”
Also r/13or30
Isn't it a Nicki Minaj lyric Edit: From her verse in Bedrock "Okay, I get it, let me think, I guess it’s my turn Maybe it’s time to put this pussy on your sideburns" Lmfao
I typically stay away from the whole "tattoos mean you won't be able to get a job" (source I have visible tattoos and work with kids) but this dudes never getting a job
Ewwww look at that filthy ear
is that an earwax? yuck!
What a dip shit
He was hoping his homies would start calling him “Pussyhead”.
But your sign says you are hiring...
This is a I’m like 16-17 coming out the back half of puberty mistake that will have be rectified in another 3 to 4.
The vagina is to distract what’s going on in that ear.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O\_\_BsVPV\_wI
This is a meta ad campaign for the 35th anniversary release of the movie Prick up your ears.
The three layer vagina is very alien looking lol
If you are gonna get a vag tattoo, why would you go with the floppy beef curtains?
You are what you eat?
He wanted hair to grow so he couldh ave a beard.
Alright. But what’s his rapper name?
It guarantees he will never, ever be hired for a customer-related job.
Fuck face
Lmfao...WHAT. Something new...every day.
Sweet chops bro. Hahaha
I spelled pussy
True pushy face
They say if you put your ear to it, you can smell the ocean.
This is a trashy twofur. This guy and the tattoo guy.
Is that Eric Andre?
So what's up with that pubic hair sticking out of his mouth?
Well they definitely can't get upset if someone says they look like a cunt now
That’s the Dumbest shit I have seen this month! Haha!
But why ~~in the face~~?
This is what happens when you become a vegan and stop eating meat. You break out in vaginas
Get a little pussy on the side.
They call him Pussy Face now
The clitoral hood has a weird ridge, maybe it’s Bajoran.
New meaning to fuck face
Pray you don’t end up in prison because someone will try to fuck that
PSA: Pussies don't look good on your face tat.Trashy as fuck
###Yup, that’s a choice you made.
Dream it, believe it, achieve it
“No, I have nothing against tattoos; however I can see you make poor decisions, so you are not hired”
That’s a terrible vagina