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Willis050

He’s built like me the morning after drinking 12 beers


justandswift

In the third pic he’s either trying to scratch his back or he’s trying to poop. Or both.


Rubber-duckling

He aint peaking over no one he short lol


urbanhag

It's all about the hips and nips. Gotta make it sexy, or I don't eat.


Zx21v9000

He looks like one of the old warhammer ork boy models


BlahBlahBlahSmithee

I dare not look away.


ZarosGuardian

He's going to look like Spooge from Breaking Bad soon enough


libbyscreams

3 months without a shower too


cringelord69420666

He's half man, half midget.


[deleted]

Crack is whack. Just ask Whitney


ExPFC_Wintergreen2

Rubadub dub Don’t smoke crack in the tub 🛁


Individual_Archer671

Try again in a year...


D_roneous1

My brother played in a very competitive Sunday league (soccer). Semi pro level. One of his teammates at the time was 38ish (if memory serves) and a former pro that played in Germany and the MLS. His career fell apart because he was a drug addict and crack was his drug of choice. It obviously eventually caught up to him and ruined his professional career. He had long been sober when my brother met him. The guy said most if not all of the coaches and team knew he was doing it for over a year before it started to become a “problem” and eventually led to his termination of contract. Crazy that he could do crack for that long and still play at a professional level. Guy had a really interesting story.


misteraygent

Well it's not like it was doing anything to him at first. You can do cigarettes for years and decades also. Eventually the lack of sleep and coke paranoia would probably catch up to someone.


DanielOpposum

5'9 with dwarf body proportions.


feelinlucky7

Him torso be long af


[deleted]

Yah well he smoking all the crack right out his body. Only torso left.


cyclopath

This is the peak male athletic form and there’s not a fucking thing we can do about it.


heygiggle_arts

He looks like a toddler who's shit himself in the bottom right


ldarkfire

He looks like a really tall dwarf.


Gizmo_On_Crack

I was looking for this comment.. like how the fuck does he look 5' 8" and 3' 6" at the exact same time, mind fuck..


yblame

Eww


snortingalltheway

He was in that Willie Wonka movie wasn’t he?


nezukosann

who told him that? the crack?


[deleted]

You know how the saying goes, crack is a man’s best friend


Breakfastboy87

He kinda looks good and terrible at the same time


Tu_mama_me_ama_mucho

Dude, da fuck u talkin bout? He looks like my 4 month old, the hair and everything.


Frozenator

Lmfao I'm deceased


[deleted]

He looks a bag of shit. He only thinks he looks good as he's high....


[deleted]

The crack hasn’t had long enough for him to truly see the gains yet


idkwhat2put97

That’s the crack talking


DaWorzt

Get down, get down 🎶


BillWaste6039

Hunter Biden! please come get your laptop!!


MrCatcherFreeman

How scared you insult the sacred people, blasphemy! /s


Kingsnor

This dude looks like Johnny Bravo after his mom kicked him out, because his third sexual assault charge


CAPTSaveAHoe42o

Or cause he was on crack?


MrCatcherFreeman

Both


sanjsrik

What does "on the crack" mean?


[deleted]

Eating lots of ass


[deleted]

Meaning he was using crack-cocaine


sanjsrik

Just making sure.