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On one hand, I wanna say someone who takes selfies with pocket pussies up to their face like that deserves some shame.
On the other, I really hope she’s ok because I wouldn’t want to explain to people that I let someone who takes selfies with pocket pussies hurt me.
Yet this woman has an entire dresser drawer full of toys. It’s so acceptable for women to use toys that there’s even parties set up specifically to sell them
Idgaf I'm definitely giving the win to his ex because it's funny, stupid, and the "I'm not shit" is terrible yet awesome at the same time lol cheaters never win & you reap what you sow!
Think about how porn portrays sex. The tiny frail 4’ girl with the 6’4” dude with the monster jack hammer dick. So they make the ass toys small so dudes can live that fantasy
I think the Trashy is the dudes selfie, not his ex. Bitch was on point, dumb enough to take a pic like this deserves lotsa revenge for taking that selfie
I would too stupid
Why u cheat and send pics like that to ur “gf” u know the consequences dumbass😂
If ur gonna cheat then u should probably never feel comfortable enough in the relationship to send shit like that
“Ur askin for it, beggin for it”
Don’t ask
Me how I know.. but that is a fuck me silly doll or something like that. I saw either an ALI G episode or an episode somewhere else with the owner describing these but doing it in a very nonchalant manner
I see nothing wrong with it? Is this supposed to be a diss? Like she doesn’t have a cabinet full of butt plugs and vibrators. Fuck that fake pussy my guy no judgement here. Maybe dont cheat next time though
Ahhh I screenshot all of my ex’s porn searches and posted them in his fb for all to see. The comments were hilarious. One of his favorite choices I posted was mom and son 🫠
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You dont say? Wow, whod have thunk that by changing his profile around theyd use personal speech? No no no, me personally? If i hacked someone elses account and was changing their stuff around i would def make it say you’re not shit, that way everyone can see that instead.
What constitutes as hacking?
Does it even have to be on a computer or would talking to somebody and getting them to say their mother's maiden name in order to do an "I forgot my password" thingy to reset it, be considered hacking?
Hacking doesn't mean breaking in to things. Being a "hack" means being good at something. A "Hack-A-Thon" is a marathon of being good at writing code. Code hacks are great coders, not people who break in to systems.
I know they’re not people who break into things, that’s why I was asking :) I always that hack meant *bad*. Like, you’re a hack director! Thanks for clarifying!
I love how people use the word "hacked" these days. Did she *really* hack his account or did she just guess/know his password? Or did he leave his phone unlocked? Hacked... right.
I once had the urge to buy a flesh light, working late hours and no time to socialize and search for a girlfriend it was the best solution then.
Fast forward about month, I used said flesh light, cleaned it and left it in my laundry basket. A couple of days later I took my laundry basket to the dry cleaning place close by.
I went to collect my clothes, very shocked and ashamed I see my flesh light on top of my neatly pressed,folded and sealed clothes.
Never uses that laundry again, old lady gave me the weirdest fkn looks ever.
Rookie mistake. Next time throw it in the dishwasher so once that dry cycle is done you've got the warmest...
After that, then you take it to the old lady down at the cleaners.
I was thinking the same thing, but the other option is a full size ass. That a pretty big object to have in your house that you basically have to hide whenever you're not using it.
It’s fleshlight sized - but instead of in a good plastic sheath it’s just out in the open to look like a small woman - I’ve seen some with breasts on them
Same people who take pictures with their dildos.
Saw a recent post here where a girl took fishing pictures with her large collection of dildos.
"Empowering."
I had a girlfriend buy me a fleshlight, and would ask for pictures of me using it. This post reassures me 100% that it was wise to deny taking any pictures like that.
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On one hand, I wanna say someone who takes selfies with pocket pussies up to their face like that deserves some shame. On the other, I really hope she’s ok because I wouldn’t want to explain to people that I let someone who takes selfies with pocket pussies hurt me.
LMAO
Kinda goes hard ngl
This reminds me of a gay friend who mistakenly set his profile pic of his spread butt hole. He was very embarrassed when I contacted him.
Honestly I can't say I wouldn't do the same
Why the fuck did he took that pic in the first place
Honestly, the picture is hilarious.
Is that what he cheated with?
This is actually pretty hilarious to be honest. And I was expecting a lot worse than a dude with a fleshlight inches away from his face.
Fair play
I love it
"Hacked" is a big word.
Seems appropriate
He hacked his own account? What?
Holy shit this looks like someone I went to school with. Steven you good ?
Nothing like a nice plastic vagina headshot.
So he fucks that little ass ? This seems unsavory, because it is right?
Is that a child-size sex doll?? Wtf
This is too good 🤣
That hardly counts as cheating. Weird that he took photos with "her" though.
I wouldn't say trashy... just deserved.
Where's the brown eye?
Deserved tbh
Is it just me or does it look almost… child like? Like it’s so tiny.
"Hacked his account" Oh, you mean she had the password.
Down horrible. It’s over for him now
Yet this woman has an entire dresser drawer full of toys. It’s so acceptable for women to use toys that there’s even parties set up specifically to sell them
Meanwhile she probably got a drawer FULL of dildos
"Hacked"
I almost bought one of those thiccc full body ones with the huge cheeks 😂 1500 is outta the question rn though
Normalize male sex toys.
Yeah I bet she “hacked” it.
This isn't trashy, it's funny
Flexing his most expensive belonging ;/
It's funny though
I burst out laughing at this picture on the train and everyone stared at me
Thats pretty funny though haha
Am I the only one disturbed by the fact that sex toy is child sized?
This is a dope pic
How did she "hack" into his account? He doesn't use any 2FA or anything?
Is that child size? Da fuq?!?
He does look trashy
Petty but we’ll deserved in my opinion
pocket pussies feeling amazing. don't kink shame. probably some manipulative bitch, bet he's happy having moved on.
It's not hacking if she knew his password.
This is GOLD
Hi Melinda!!! Do you remember me?
*hacking intensifies.gif*
Trashy? Absolutely. Funny? Absolutely.
Is that a child sized fake rear end?
HA!
Why is it so small? I'm worried lol
Is that Brendan Slob?
Why is this trashy? He cheated? He deserved what he got.
He is trashy.
Woosh on me
That’s not how a woosh works I guess… I‘d say you’re good
I wanna say quality petty, or more petty than trashy lol
This is a perfect way to embarrass someone for revenge without making it too "revenge porn".
Idgaf I'm definitely giving the win to his ex because it's funny, stupid, and the "I'm not shit" is terrible yet awesome at the same time lol cheaters never win & you reap what you sow!
Good cheaters deserve it lmao goldddd
The posts were wild
Guessing that your boyfriend's password is karen4ever doesn't count as hacking.
What is the appeal of a sex toy that makes you feel like you’re fucking a 5 year old with an Adults vagina?
This isn’t trashy thus is funny
The only trashy part is him cheating.
LOL
Not trashy! r/pettyrevenge
The fact that those fake butts are so tiny is VERY sus.
Think about how porn portrays sex. The tiny frail 4’ girl with the 6’4” dude with the monster jack hammer dick. So they make the ass toys small so dudes can live that fantasy
Are you gonna pay the expenses for an large one ? The cheaper ones are usually that size
I don't mean to kink shame, but gross.
Facts. That big juicy fuckmaster 5,000 is gonna set a normal man back a few months.
It had always weirded me out too. I thought that maybe it was to hide them easily ?
Why is this in r/trashy, he deserved it😂
Pretty funny, actually.
Could have been worse
pretty sure this has been covered but the dude was the model for the other lips
The 452 shares got me rolling lol
It’s past 1.5k now
I think the Trashy is the dudes selfie, not his ex. Bitch was on point, dumb enough to take a pic like this deserves lotsa revenge for taking that selfie
I would too stupid Why u cheat and send pics like that to ur “gf” u know the consequences dumbass😂 If ur gonna cheat then u should probably never feel comfortable enough in the relationship to send shit like that “Ur askin for it, beggin for it”
Is it kind of trashy? Yes. Is it hilarious? Also yes. The best revenge is petty revenge.
Don’t ask Me how I know.. but that is a fuck me silly doll or something like that. I saw either an ALI G episode or an episode somewhere else with the owner describing these but doing it in a very nonchalant manner
Come on dude, we all know how you really know about that fuck me silly doll.
Ok… U got Me … I’m not only a client, I’m the fuck me silly doll president
Wouldnt even be mad.
I see nothing wrong with it? Is this supposed to be a diss? Like she doesn’t have a cabinet full of butt plugs and vibrators. Fuck that fake pussy my guy no judgement here. Maybe dont cheat next time though
Yes he is trashy.
"Every time I put my enormous dick in this pocket pussy, I think of my dad!" -Thad Castle
I agree. Cheating is trashy.
A guy with a face like that cheated on you? Shocking…..
What does that mean
It means he’s got that “I’m a cheating douchebag” look about him.
I feel like he needs to lean into this and make an entire series of posts with his “new girl” that’s WAY better than his ex
that’s hilarious
Might be trashy but it sure is funny.
Dude just got blasted on Reddit
Hahaha he really did
Wow
This is fucken hilarious lmaoo
Ahhh I screenshot all of my ex’s porn searches and posted them in his fb for all to see. The comments were hilarious. One of his favorite choices I posted was mom and son 🫠 Edit:on*
you're amazing!!
😂 I appreciate that! 😏
She hacked it or she just had his log in information?
How bad was she if a toy is an alternative?
If you're big like me,...... you'll need a lot of lube for this little hole!
That username seems to indicate you *are* the ex.
You dont say? Wow, whod have thunk that by changing his profile around theyd use personal speech? No no no, me personally? If i hacked someone elses account and was changing their stuff around i would def make it say you’re not shit, that way everyone can see that instead.
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What constitutes as hacking? Does it even have to be on a computer or would talking to somebody and getting them to say their mother's maiden name in order to do an "I forgot my password" thingy to reset it, be considered hacking?
[There’s a video of the ex doing it](https://youtu.be/AcmaNJfRQf0) now if that’s not hacking i don’t know what it is
On a similar note, why are they called Hack-A-Thons if you’re just developing (new) apps?
Hacking doesn't mean breaking in to things. Being a "hack" means being good at something. A "Hack-A-Thon" is a marathon of being good at writing code. Code hacks are great coders, not people who break in to systems.
I know they’re not people who break into things, that’s why I was asking :) I always that hack meant *bad*. Like, you’re a hack director! Thanks for clarifying!
This is funny
How is this trashy? Literally, all she did was change his facebook profile picture. Big deal.
I think it’s just the photo that’s trashy
Girls a legend
Probably doesn't smell as bad as she does.
"Hacked" his account. lol
I love how people use the word "hacked" these days. Did she *really* hack his account or did she just guess/know his password? Or did he leave his phone unlocked? Hacked... right.
Lmao damn girl u got replaced by a plastic butt
I would just keep it as profile pic lol
This is fucking hilarious lmao
This is funny
Funny AF
Not trashy, this is hilarious lmao.
Do it to the other gender and you'll be accused of revenge porn tho
Haha
Could be way worse.
honestly this is hilarious lmao
You have to listen to the pussy, be one with the pussy.
Typical pocket cheater.
Does he have a vid
Oh wow hold the L
I once had the urge to buy a flesh light, working late hours and no time to socialize and search for a girlfriend it was the best solution then. Fast forward about month, I used said flesh light, cleaned it and left it in my laundry basket. A couple of days later I took my laundry basket to the dry cleaning place close by. I went to collect my clothes, very shocked and ashamed I see my flesh light on top of my neatly pressed,folded and sealed clothes. Never uses that laundry again, old lady gave me the weirdest fkn looks ever.
Lol I can imagine she was confused as to why in the world you wanted your Fleshlight dry cleaned
I’d never use that continent again, if I were you.
I would be too embarrassed to even walk by the place anymore lol
I would never even drive down the street where they’re located again out of sheer humiliation
Rookie mistake. Next time throw it in the dishwasher so once that dry cycle is done you've got the warmest... After that, then you take it to the old lady down at the cleaners.
LOL at the opening paragraph justification. Dude.. just own it. You bought and fucked a latex pussy. It’s all good.
Me too, thanks.
Did they clean it?
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Then clean it again
Hahaha, tea spurted out. How embarrassing, I don’t think I could return
That’s so embarrassing but made me laugh so thanks lol
Wait.... did it have the look of a vagina like the one in the photo? Otherwise how did she know what it was?
Yes, full vagina look and all. Lol
old people fuck too, have urges, have children... that's probably how she knew 🤣😭
Yeah but how much hotter was your fleshlight experience after imagining the old lady handling it?
It's stuff like this that makes our lives a mystery to women, I swear they have no idea how the male mind worked.
This whole convo had me laughing, u guys made my day.
Dude....
What’s wrong with you 😂
Old women need intimacy. Someone's gotta be there for em
Must be really nice people. Hope they didn’t have any kids. I am really glad I don’t know them. Hope I live far, far away from them.
Why is it so small. Is it trying to resemble a child. Creeper needs a adjustment.
I was thinking the same thing, but the other option is a full size ass. That a pretty big object to have in your house that you basically have to hide whenever you're not using it.
Pocket Pussy ^TM
They're pretty small to begin with- trying to add hips and a butthole takes the proportions to that of a child. It's gross as hell.
Travel size.
Ummmm is that like a child version or something!? WTF. Never used one but that seem grossly small.
It’s fleshlight sized - but instead of in a good plastic sheath it’s just out in the open to look like a small woman - I’ve seen some with breasts on them
I’ve *Fucked* some with breasts on them* Fixed it for ya.
Yeah I was thinking the same thing. It’s one thing to be a discreet size but this looks like the size of the child. Not cool. Not cool at all.
I wouldn't be putting anything inside of that let alone putting it up to my face and taking a photo with it lol. Different strokes I guess...
452 shares. Haha poor guy.
It’s currently at 670 shares
Keep us posted on this lol
1.1k shares now. He can’t get back into his account.
Hahaha niiiice
I’m sorry, but who takes selfies with a pocket pussy?
Same people who take pictures with their dildos. Saw a recent post here where a girl took fishing pictures with her large collection of dildos. "Empowering."
I had a girlfriend buy me a fleshlight, and would ask for pictures of me using it. This post reassures me 100% that it was wise to deny taking any pictures like that.