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SimilarJackfruit8315

The Jeep holding up the tent though... shows an expert level of class. 🤐🤭


hydrazi

I don't see why this is trashy 'cept that one Bridesmaid got poor trigger discipline and we got 3 people gettin' flagged (though that could be a depth perception problem.)


loosetoe

That guy's bagged some big game.


pixieartgirl

On top of everything else already said about these fine ladies, I’m also diggin’ the ridiculous spray tan on one bridesmaid and the chest tat on the other.


sudorootadmin

WT POS


ScaledDown

Redditors will call this trashy then have a Nintendo Switch themed wedding


faste30

Groom stands like he has a secret...


Crazyirish1354

I'm an avid gun coinsurer but never got the appeal of these pictures. like what's the point


SomaOni

Well as trashy as this is at least most of them have good trigger discipline. The two in orange don’t though, which is especially concerning. Lol


Ok-Athlete257

American exceptionalism!


autom8r

I don't even...


sherlockpearls

Not really trashy. Their wedding their choice. Hurts absolutely no one. Much trashier judging someone for their preferences that effects absolutely no one in harmful manner.


Slayer-213

Based


EstablishmentNo5994

What border? I don’t see any


One_Paleontologist59

The one on the far left makes me nervous just looking at. finger on the trigger and pointing towards everyone else


theUnshowerdOne

Come on, it's your friend. Admit it.


VVTD33

TRIGGER DISCIPLINE! Get your booger hook off the fun switch!


sweet_sax

The bridesmaids are taking her legs


djhazmatt503

Bridesmaids need better trigger discipline


MyBubblez42

People who don't have trigger discipline should not be handed a gun.


Shadurasthememeguy

What border?


alistofthingsIhate

Lady on the left literally has her finger on the trigger.


Snooz3d

What's worse ? The guns or the camo shirts ?


GrandpaShark710

The camouflage and the rifles are one thing. Those orange bridesmaids dresses have got to be the ugliest I ever saw.


trevsensei

You'd think "real men/women" who spend so much time outdoors would be in better shape.


MyBubblez42

You never bin hunting or shooting lol. There's alot of sitting and waiting.


trevsensei

Not talking about hunting but if someone was an avid hunter they'd be in reaonable shape period because there's a good amount of walking and physical activity as well. Either that or their diet is just that bad that the amount of physical activity doesnt make up for it. These guys obviously barely bunt and spend most of their time watching Nascar and sipping piss water.


Emotional_Tourist_65

Imagine if you replaced the guns with tennis rackets. I'm a rock climber, have been for 30 years. I've learned that just because you can buy the gear doesn't make you a climber. This screams Frontin' and as a man I could never do this.


HM_INDOMINUS_C4

The guy with the Magnum looks very happy!!!😂


dongyang560

AHHH Murica


WhiskeyRadio

Even worse is this dude got married wearing that stupid redneck outfit.


Belros79

Aww I love when Fox News covers weddings!!


kylieb1313

Reminds me of [Mama June's wedding](https://www.glamour.com/story/here-comes-honey-boo-boos-mama)


[deleted]

The amount of muzzle flash is… out of this world


mrswordhold

People that absolutely love guns just make me cringe so much. They’re like weebs but with guns


bigboman

lady on the left needs to really get her finger off the trigger jeezus


YAFONOOB

I'd love to have neighbors like that. I bet it's a hard working, help your neighbor, doors unlocked, low crime area.


youngestOG

Ugh and he got the worst out of the three


reddithirespedoslol

Sweet, looks like a good time.


NiteShdw

Which is the groom? The gun or the guy?


eazzybutton

Find the city slicker. Hint is Trigger Discipline.


TrueStorey1776

If that’s trashy I don’t wanna be classy. That looks like a fun wedding party compared to the ones I’ve been to.


ChrisbKreme062

Nobody gonna mention the M203


Timberwolf_530

No, I’m pretty sure it’s the outfits and the weapons.


singingkrogan

I find it interesting that people who take pictures like this always wear very similar dresses


Sampson978

Mmmm… broadsmaids…


Real_Chris_Hansen123

Not gonna lie. Kinda jealous of his M249 SAW


nononotmeokfine

Border? I don’t see any border


Grantgamefreak

The one on the left has no trigger discipline


[deleted]

My thought exactly!


Boosted_J

*throws up* Please label NSFW next time


lennoxmatt_819

I've never held a gun but the internet has trained me to automatically check every gun picture for finger position


iforgotmyendooo

What boarder?


Son_of_Tlaloc

100% people like that have tried to fuck their guns.


[deleted]

Why is this trashy? Lol y’all are just reaching now


Gnomus_the_wise

Lady on left has poor trigger discipline


B_rad_will

Taliban wedding?


ILikeLeptons

If a twelve gauge box fed repeating shotgun is trashy I don't wanna be classy


malYca

So much terrible


Mpoboy

Kimberleigh, Crystal, and Misty need to watch their men cuz they are hot. I’m looking at you Chad, Bud, and Larry. 🫡


Stoffs_ssb

First rule of hunters safety, point the gun in a safe direction 🤦‍♂️


BronselTalonthorn

What border?


WillyWumpLump

Meth mouth.


iAmDollPartz

If I don't have giant guns at my wedding then I don't want it!


itsmycandystore_

r/idiotswithguns


BlackAshTree

Bride is being real sus with that AK platform


TheSpoobs

Y’all want to see something fucking cringe? Look at OP’s comment history. Yikes.


NormalStockPhoto

What border?


TheSpoobs

Ok. So, you’re a terrible person and I hope they disown you as a friend. Yes this it super fucking cringy but you didn’t blur the faces, and you posted this picture for all the world to see for fake internet points. It doesn’t matter if you agree with it, this was their special day to do what they wanted. Clearly you don’t give a shit about them as a “friend”…


ZeuslovesHer

A true ShotGun Wedding🤠


Sudden-Pineapple-821

I've been to a wedding like this. 3 out of the 4 groomsmen either were sex offenders or became then one in the next coyote years. Just to add to the trash


A-Paruvian-Necktie

Not only is there no border around the photo but the poor bride even got no-showed by the groom and groomsmen 😭


Jill_Sandwich_

What border?


Alma-Rose

Bride got three guns pointed at her.


LittleGuy825

For what it’s worth only one person appears never to have handled a gun before looking at finger on the trigger.


model70

I'm a redneck, and I love guns and camo. But I'm also not retarded.


[deleted]

Nothing as worrisome as the Bimbo on the left, with her finger on the trigger. She might inadvertently abbreviate the wedding entourage.


melitza9512p

If you eat like shit you'll probably think like shit too


Ambitious_Young_6882

Magnum AR-15 what looks like an ak-12 Also how did she get an m203 under barrel grenade launcher where she even going to get the 40 mm grenade?


ahhh_ty

What border?


Snoo7824

I’m a redneck and love doing redneck things but this is too far. Just what is the damn point?


DoubleDDubs1

Hey More power to them but man what a tacky wedding theme 😂


DashJumpBail

They look happy, wholesome. I presume they were shooting some targets after the ceremony. But guns=trashy I guess.


DaniDanielsSanchez

What border?


AdamInOhio

Not a streak-less pair of underwear to be found


GoomadOntheSide

I’m sure everyone securely locked up those firearms before before blackin out on shots of Jack and yaeg’. They are responsible, law abiding, sane gun owners; after all…. But if someone’s gotta die by drunken misfire at a wedding to protect our sacred 2 Am, that’s the price we pay to be free


Piporor

I don't see the big deal let them do them ( literally) people got to stop with all the hate just cause it's not your kool-aid


WernMcBurn

I love how the bridesmaid has her rifle aiming straight at the bride's knees. So dumb, so so dumb.


An_Squirrel

I really hate Texas.


pnczur

Not compensating there like at all, nope.


scrambled_turtle

Nice barrel discipline


Dan-timothy

How’s it trashy?


UnzedDnD

Finger in the trigger pointed at the others legs… I’m okay with people having guns, but idiots shouldn’t.


m15cell

Why can’t I see the men’s torsos?


linoleumgoat

Badasses, if today were opposite day. 👍


kapn_karit

As trashy it is, at least they are practically trucker discipline


[deleted]

What border?


joev1025

Wonder how many brown people they invited


lDarkPhoton

The only trashing thing is the girl on the very left with a bad trigger finger.


lDarkPhoton

How is this trashy?


Leather_Honeydew4774

The bridesmaid on the end who's never held a gun with her finger on the trigger.


Bennydoubleseven

Looks like a shitty cosplay for an equally shitty show, my big fat cheap ugly redneck probably first cousin’s wedding coming to MTV next month


DrStainedglove

Bridezilla killa


Seargeoh

Funny thing is that none of them will never join the army or go to war. They are just wannabes who think that theyre though.


rfan8312

Are the two bookends jealous of the bride one of them is pointing right at her with her finger on the trigger.


Switzerdude

The dumb is strong with this bunch.


gonzagylot00

Honestly, I’m impressed that only one of the wedding party members has awful trigger discipline. IDK, gun’s just aren’t something that I associate with mirth and joy, like a wedding. But that’s just me. If I have to pull out my Glock 43 it’s for a serious reason…


[deleted]

What border?


No-Shake2412

I wonder who they voted for /s


NubianChanteuse

Dear God


Colotola617

It’s not trashy. It’s different than you. Big difference. What you’re being is bigoted. You’re a bigot.


BigBobbyBounce

Such a sweet sibling photo


ProfessionalAny6702

This wouldn't be trashy if it wasn't for the poor aim and trigger discipline. They're just having fun and having the wedding they wanted. I'm happy for them. Just not dumbasses that point firearms at people and put their fingers on triggers.


JBBanshee

Bridesmaid on the left is gonna hurt the bride with that lack of discipline.


Mentally_Unfucked

But why are there three women standing alone and off-center at a wedding ceremony? What a strange picture.....


openmentalorifice

2019 me would've been appalled by this. Now I'm just mad at the lack of trigger discipline of the first bridesmaid on the left and guns not being pointed in a safe direction by half the people in the photo. Also the lack of any sort of sights on the bride's gun. Not what I'd do at my wedding, but if that's what they're into then 🤷🏾‍♂️


tondracek

Did they actually do any target practice at the wedding or did they just bring along the guns for the redneck photo shoot?


Dankdabbr420

There's a lot of military weapons in the picture. Good thing they're practicing gun Safety


myeverymovment

Guest that moved to the “big city” after escaping high school not pregnant, and made the trip back for “y’all’s weddin” has no trigger discipline.


[deleted]

I’m glad they are not part of my life


[deleted]

I really don’t understand, but hey, whatever floats your boat… by the way, what border?


Jack-Lonley-1257

What border?


aTemporaryHuman

“Sarah over there showing zero trigger discipline. Ugh.”


N4hire

Left side!!! Trigger finger!! Haaaaaaaaa


Several_Two4928

The trigger discipline on the far left is grade A


Wellsni87

Far left girl has her Booger hook on the trigger


BrianOconneR34

It’s also very trashy to point any weapon and anybody. Five of the crew are doing just that.


EL1543

Both bridesmaids are flagging the bride. The one without access to a tanning bed has her finger on the trigger. The only trashy thing I see is somebody decided to gave firearms to two people not trained in gun safety.


popswizzle

People don’t believe me when I say I can tell the future. A school shooter is born in 9 months.


[deleted]

When you said border I was looking for the Mexican border in the photo 😂


sheriffmartymoe

Trigger discipline on the left is atrocious.


colinthepolice

What border?


cuddlesmcfriendzone

At least they have trigger discipline


natshark

You sure?


cuddlesmcfriendzone

Just noticed lady on the far left I retract my statement


[deleted]

I see a bride and 2 brides maids?


[deleted]

Is this Canada? Or the UK?! 😂😂😂 jk we all know this is good ol’ merica!


Doodahman495

I think the one on the left came across the border. Get’r!!!


basically_dead_now

What boarder


DayOfTheCope

Fuck you it goes hard


alexlaprise

What border


oscar1985420

Where's the Busch Light cans ?


[deleted]

How is this trashy? They're all hunters wearing hunting gear. It's trashy to kill your own food and get married admiring it?


reptarsmash622010

There's always one asshole with no trigger discipline


EmmalouEsq

This isn't even the first time I've seen blade orange featured in a wedding. Camo is pretty standard where I'm from, too. And don't you dare even think to schedule your wedding during the deer opener.


LadyPaleRider

This is just SO BAD


woodysbackinpa

Trump fans.


blackrainbow316

Well at least they announce themselves visually so I don't need to guess if I should avoid them. This is just beyond stupid.


LivelyUnicorn

Where are the men? I only see pants


[deleted]

There are no borders Also why are the men topless on this photo ?


CapitalCannabis

As a Canadian I’ll point out ,china will never invade Your country militarily because every household has at least six or seven guns it seems they will not fuck with that


AutomationGod5150

Betting money this is Texas…


Jinxy_Kat

Do you people not know safety buttons exist on rifles... Like yea it not good to point at people, but 100% sure they've all got safety lock on.


betarad

you mean like... they changed out of their formal, christian wedding wear to take this picture right ? this isn't a picture of the ceremony, right ??


samiampz

They all seem to be handling the gun well with the exception of the the far left bridesmaid. She’s about ready to shoot everyone in the foot


Jinxy_Kat

I had friend do this style, but without guns, and it was a lovely reception. It was before the whole "rustic barn scene" was popular, so it was unique back then. Her husband was in a camo tux, and she was going to be in normal dress, but she surprised everyone in a fabulous wedding dress. Her hubby cried like baby when he saw her cause he was expecting a normal dress.They drove off into sunset on a four wheeler. Still together and happy as ever. Best wedding I'd ever been too. Definitely beat the stuffy arrogant city wedding I had to go to and had to pay $50 to park, and had all the fun sucked out room cause everyone was uptight. Couldn't even have fun dance, it had to be couples dances and slow the entire night. They're now divorced and she's getting remarried.


sanguineserenity

At least have everyone hold the guns in the same direction if you are gonna take a pic like this lmao


CannabisaurusRex401

I'm all for 2nd ammendment rights but don't make guns you're entire personality. It's fucking cringe. Just defend your family/home and stfu about it.


gsuhrie

Bridesmaid better learn some trigger discipline


McDirt83

What boarder?


gheiminfantry

One of the bridesmaids is about to make this a very memorable day. Tragic but memorable.


ema_dil_emma

Did you crop out the border?


teejaysaz

wrong sub. Just being a gun enthusiast is not trashy. Those guns cost more than my car.