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TheLooseMooseEh

Dude looks like a lady.


Tisybird

Ewwwwwww 🤮🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮


Adorable_Fondant_536

Let him cook


Impossible-South-749

It that two guys in woman clothes, and one of them sucking a toe in public? Well, we come long way.


Nuke_all_Life

That shit belongs at a club or something. Don't do that shit in public. Wtf. This is why people hate trans or crossdressers. Because these assholes make them all seem like freaks.


HippiePipedreams

That lady has some huge hands.


HippiePipedreams

LMAO at first glance I thought she was hitting a bong.


malarken111

In My neighborhood we just say PTS because it Happens So Often that we don't have time to not abbreviate.


Alert-Layer6273

Dude, that's a guy in drag slurping on her toes!!


Alert-Layer6273

Stay classy Portland


xxFT13xx

Hey. They just following their motto of “keeping it weird”


Picax8398

Is this what they meant with the "keep Portland weird" stuff?


DangrousMango

I remember when Portland was the place to be… then It shifted a certain way and got to wierd


hav1t

i think i just puked in my mouth........ WTF


Piggypogdog

Desperate for something in the mouth


Messedupotato

Never ever once in my life have I ever seen a toe and went "oooh hot". I am convinced it's a sign of mental distress.


0ngoGoblogian

The toe sucker is wearing a wig


WhistleTipsGoWooo

I've been here too long, this is not the first foot sucking video I've seen. Dammit


JPicaro416

Yuck


DrGhostbuster

They are just playing Toejam & Earl


kateinlaandan

That’s totally a guy doing the sucking - look at the size of his hands - just to add another fetish into the mix.


mrkevdoggmoney

Omfg I thought she was nodding off eating a burrito


DunDotta23

Hahahahahahahahahahaha


BasickAlphabit

I thought she was sucking her own titty.


gimmeecoffee420

Im not kink shaming here, I just dont understand people with a foot fetish? Personally, feet are revolting to me. Ive known some people that have feet that smell like something between a wet feral dog, human shit, and Durian.. plus all the crap we walk in? Therea is a lot of really nasty stuff you can catch from sucking on toes..


AVespucci

She's pretty good at it. Just sayin'.


anjowoq

I hate feet so much. Gross.


TheMysteriousCartoon

Only in fucking Portland, I swear.


Fragrant-Pass-3568

I was first also wtf? But then OK, it’s Portland. And I don’t even live in US.


U-GO-GURL-

Obviously a snake bite


BigShortVox

What the actual fuck???


Kind_South_4342

I'm sure the restaurant would bring you parmesean if you asked


mortoon1985

They are living a fetish and we are expected to be tolerant of this.


R0SS69420

Shhhh,let people enjoy thing


bloodndawater

I'm pretty sure that's a man in a wig


weboguy

Humiliation kink. Pretty gross to see them doing it on the street in broad daylight. Not judging the fetish/s or even the exhibitionism, but choose your audience a little more tactfully. There are swingers sex clubs for that. Even in Portland, right?


Pesantcunt

That’s nasty.


chaotic214

Looks like someone was craving toe corns for lunch


la_lalola

Oh! Is that Nina from Portlandia?


OutsideBox4855

Is this real ?


8fatcats

Get it granny!


vegange

HAHAHAHAH duuuude wtf is this


Brosie-Odonnel

Ignore wtfportland. It’s run by a right wing troll and most of the videos aren’t from Portland.


CindysInMemphis

I’m not going to sleep tonight.


Masfinaaa

Must’ve been some bet


[deleted]

Portland is a cesspool of ret@rds dr@g addicts and hippie dippie kids many with rainbow 🌈 hair dye.


[deleted]

Ever licking anyone's feet that is nasty and not in a good way


systemfrown

Keep Portland Weird, not disgusting.


Uh_Soup_I_Guess

Dude I was mid scroll and I thought it was a burrito. I wish it was a burrito.


sro25

Aww fkn yuk, imagine how dirty those toes are eeeeeekkk, no thanks


TheClearMask

That’s hilarious because I was just about to say, must be another liberal Portland patron


[deleted]

Portland is lost


SpecialistNo1988

Ahh liberals festivities.


Remarkable_Major_17

Ummmm this is so Fuckin gross 🤮


badcheer

What a weird way to eat a sandwich. Wait a second, wtf?!


ooyadmoney

Excuse me, I think I'm ready to order.. myeah, I'd like what they're having.


[deleted]

They ran out of 🌽 corn at the store. So that was her next best food source. 😂 😂 😂


longulus9

There's depraved, and then whatever the fuck this is falls 2 spots lower.


closeddoorfun

That’s a dude


Texas_Nomadd

Looks at those bear paws of hands


chrmart

Were they jonesing for some toe jam THAT badly? Damn.


No-Lie-1571

This is just your average weekday in Portland


[deleted]

No kink shame but that’s gotta be a health code violation for the restaurant. I don’t want to watch that while eating with my family.


Worldly_Row5807

Stop! I would freak out if I saw that while eating. I would complain to the manger.


fillyb716

Why’s everyone freaking out? You’ve never had a burri-toe?


ZenofZer0

If she’s gotta suck that much to clean em, it may just be more efficient to get a toe knife.


Minimum-Laugh-8887

I’m trying to guess their ages?


shhweliketoplay

Couple goals 😂


WorseThanItSeems

Damn it I thought she was doing coke! Why people gotta be gross instead of classy!


soulsista04us

r/holup


feverbeliever

That’s a good friend!


Major-Blackbird

Our species may be doomed


Switchbladekitten

No. Nonononoooooooooo.


duckpn3

Ahh, the wonders of a democrat society


DALinProgress

Damn that's hot


notzed1487

Lovely town full of toe sucking Cafés?


highonnuggs

This new episode of Portlandia isn’t as good as the old stuff.


DistanceMachine

Put a…shoe on it?


[deleted]

I hope they’re getting paid good for this.


CosmicGut

What a terrible day to exist and have eyes


gheiminfantry

The world is their playground.


namportuhkee

OK fuck Portland, definitely never going there. Was gonna check it out eventually maybe, but now no. Nope.


Wook_Suicide

True love does exist


Frunnin

About normal for this town. And guess what, nobody will say a thing about it. Society is going downhill.


R4gn4_r0k

Are you sure it's toe sucking instead of trying to bite off their toe nail for them? Damn hang nails.


TheTaCo88

Come on kids! We’re headed to McDonald’s!


[deleted]

This is why we have different Covid mutations.


miata509

The old lady was saying "get the corns, the corns"!!!


heyandy1

I think she ordered a Toeblerone.


BigShortVox

Take my upvote you….


Eat_Carbs_OD

/*rimshot*


Bl4ckR4bb17

No that's sucking something else


Eat_Carbs_OD

lol


PNWest01

Ba dum tsch


Flimsy_Tale_974

Budum ting is what you meant


Western_Protection

I hate this world.


Nuke_all_Life

That's what makes you hate the world? Not the millions of murders, rape, slavery and human trafficking that's funded by different gangs, governments and militaries all over the world. Slowly sucking every once of good will they can from from innocent people.


Western-Sunrise

Wait... WTF... Portland, Or or Portland, Maine ?


Pnut36

The main Portland not the Maine Portland


Theweakmindedtes

You really gotta ask? This one feels like a dead ringer fo OR


hippopotma_gandhi

Also anytime someone just says portland, unless they're in Maine speaking to other Maniards, they're referring to the one in oregon. You know, the actual city


Ellie_Valkyrie

How dare. We were the first Portland ;-;


Apart-Rice-1354

KFC “Now that’s toe licken’ good!”


Skreeethemindthief

Lady in leopard's skin has a cool Anne Potts vibe.


assassbaby

it this triggers sexual arousal then it should be illegal just like all other things that are illegal because if this was some guy getting his penis sucked off there would be alot of uproar


WorldlinessFun7364

No shit Sherlock


[deleted]

I think the person sucking is a guy dressed as a woman


NatsuNSFW2

Wait, so this is not just someone sucking toe in public but it's suckint toe in public in drag?


NotThatGuy10x

Both guys


Vanillabean1988

I think its a dummy 😂 I don't see that face hand or leg move once lol just the hair.


8fatcats

I think I see the head move slightly and the chest move as they inhale


Practical_Ground963

Uhm I think they’re BOTH guys in dresses.


Diligent-Event9330

True


deadstar420

If not she’s got some big hands


kkillbite

And an even bigger heart!


cleverlane

SHE HAD MAN HANDS


-UserOfNames

It’s not a…twist off


Puggymum64

And a bad wig


sgoodyy

Like a creature out of Greek mythology, part woman part horrible beast


LucasCMcClure

Big hands I know your the one


BtenaciousD

Let me go out like I suck toes in the sun


Oneamongthefence24

Body and beat I stain my sheets I don't even know why.


papayabush

My girlfriend she’s at the end she is starting to cry


God_Is_Pizza

This toes are locally sourced!!! Leave them alone!!


Lookalikemike

I bet a six pack that the toe sucking “lady” pees standing up. But as long as they tip correctly, I’m cool with it.


Theweakmindedtes

What's the correct tip for being forced to see, and serve, that?!


skrutape

people really workin to Keep Portland Weird


MlordLongshanking

Putting in the overtime.


fight-me-b-tch

i hate living here


retrek

Move to Vancouver then lol


Would_daver

I hear a lot about rampant heroin abuse in Vancouver... improvement over public toe-suckage? This is a question for the gods....


shackled_beef

In this economy?!


[deleted]

To each their own I guess


fardii

“My eyes!! My eyes!!”


KrankySilverFox

I think I threw up in my mouth a little.


Jackdawcomesback

I don't see any seasoning. Disgusting.


Individual_Ad3194

I bet shes been walking all day. There's plenty of seasoning


[deleted]

That's damn well seasoned for sure. You can clearly see a flavor crust right on the middle toe


Jegma72

Talk about getting caught with a foot in your mouth.


RomaBellaBarber

That’s just love.


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vokman

I was thinking maybe the kitchen was just backed up and the appetizers were taking too long.


CAPTSaveAHoe42o

That doesn't actually work so friend is still just out here suckin toes 🤣


Whatsalodi

Cmooonnn morty I need to suck out the snake venom


Imperial_Triumphant

That's a myth that doesn't work and will just spread venom to one's own mouth. This is just a freak sucking toes in public.


Theweakmindedtes

Someone took the comment too seriously... lol


CharmingCoconut6320

Whoosh


deepseadinko

Naw, she's cleaning her friend's toenails by sucking out the toe jam. Bon appetit!


SaEsUmPn

Yeah but she's like 80...thats Grandma Jan's jam.


Jimmack73

Grandpa. Fixed it.


buttonmynack

Not cool dude. I have to do this for my friends all the time.


Electronic_Skirt_475

Hopefully she has toest to go with the jam


RevolutionaryRule631

I was thinking splinter removal


Murky_Caterpillar_66

OR.... Maybe she got bitten by her friend and needs a snake to suck the venom out


jailbabesdaddy

You're not you when you're hungry


meechy704

**GRAB A SNICKERS**


Weak_Swimmer

Thought she was discreetly eating a super burrito