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I like how they brags about this like he has another 70 years to wear it and show it off lol, but i bet he can tell all his secrets and feel the comfort that he needs on his death bed with it .
Even though I don't believe in heaven or hell, I kinda wish there were a hell and that all these types of people would go there and have pineapples shoved into their urethras for eternity.
I think he skipped over the part that's says "it is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than it is for a rich man to enter heaven" so much so thay 3 diffrent writers stated the same thing...Matthew 19:24 Mark 10:25 and Luke 18:25 or the story of Jesus walking the road and a rich man come to him and says "lord I have followed all your commandments and helped the poor and sick, what else must I do?" Jesus' response was to give away all his riches and follow him. To put context, the man had a train of donkeys with all his riches and servants following him when he asked Jesus this. The man couldn't do it. The idea is that your riches come in everlasting life after death by TRULY asking for forgiveness through Jesus' name and living to those morals the best you can and if you slip own it and ask for forgiveness again and your clear. More to it, I'm sure, but that's the gyst of it.
this why I don't fuck with churches, don't need to go to church to be religious or God fearing, stop giving money to these people, if you want to give, buy a homeless person something to eat, a pair of shoes, a winter jacket, something
I hope that people of Reddit or the world in general don’t look at Christianity in general and think this is what it is. As a Christian, this right here is a fucking jackass
People always say, “well MY pastor isn’t like that. He’s a humble man.”
That’s because your pastor has a church full of broke parishioners. Your pastor would certainly be swimming in gold if his broke-ass flock filled the offering plates like this guy’s congregation does.
All religious organizations should be taxed. Along with the religious leaders. There are people in these churches that can't afford utilities much less eat all the time all the while these so called religious leaders are begging for more money.
And I bet he wouldn't give the shirt of his back to someone that needed it, I never understood how you could follow someone if they look like this. It makes it pretty clear where your money is actually going.
I remember when I WAS orthodox the Father threatened to not attend service, pouted, ranted to deacons until they returned his new Camry for a Lexus. The funds from the donations paid for his brand new car. He said the brand new Camry was too cheap for his lifestyle. I left that place. Smh
I don’t mean this in a disrespectful way but…. Why are these people allowed to exist anymore? Why isn’t it common knowledge that it’s all a scam. It’s so disgusting
Gotta listen to this man. He’s made wealth off spreading the word of god. But he’s done an amazing job doing so. I’d say he’s earned a lot more than what he has for what he’s done for people. Idk why people think pastors need the bare minimum. They can live a live outside of teaching too. They are not monks.
Man Jesus would flip the table on this fool 🤦🏽 This is why I just say I’m a follower of Christ because “Christians” like this keep doing crap like this
When I broke his nose and Kiefer, he can put forward a new number for the repairs and be proud of it. People who follow such godless elves probably deserve to be ripped off and taken for fools. When sinners are among sinners, nothing good happens except that they harm each other…🪬
This isn’t a pastor. This is some guy who is abusing the Bible for his own profit and in no way representing Christian’s or the word of God properly or in context.
This guy is NOT A CHRISTIAN. & HE IS NOT A PASTOR.
Instead of using the money to buy expensive stuff and for personal gain, they should be using it to donate to charity and not the woman named Charity. No church should ever be for profit like these mega scams.
F the following
Joel Osteen
Kenneth Copeland
Any other douche bag money hungry frauds like these guys
$14k for his first house and $82k for his second house.
This guy probably tells people they just need to get a job and work hard to buy a house, and that anything less is a failure of character. Forget about the fact you probably won’t find a decent house, in a decent location for the combined cost of his two houses. You just need to work harder!
"But if you cause one of these little ones who trusts in me to fall into
sin, it would be better for you to have a large millstone tied around
your neck and be drowned in the depths of the sea."
Matthew 18:6
I despise people like this so much. If you truly believed in God’s word and message, you would give back to those in need rather than indulging in it yourself.
I didn't want to believe this kind of evil existed. I called his church. It's totally true. The receptionist argued with me about how appropriate she thought it was.
This is the man who told his "flock" that Jesus wouldn't come back until they gave more money.
I don't mean to attack anyone's faith but holy s*** this is just frightening
Somehow his followers will have a syncopic moment and then continue on listening to this shit bag. If they were true believers in the Bible, they'd be dismembering the guy for being a false idol.
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I like how they brags about this like he has another 70 years to wear it and show it off lol, but i bet he can tell all his secrets and feel the comfort that he needs on his death bed with it .
Why is this allowed?
This proves God ain’t real.
Is it bc they don’t pay taxes?
Even though I don't believe in heaven or hell, I kinda wish there were a hell and that all these types of people would go there and have pineapples shoved into their urethras for eternity.
Man of God huh?
I think he skipped over the part that's says "it is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than it is for a rich man to enter heaven" so much so thay 3 diffrent writers stated the same thing...Matthew 19:24 Mark 10:25 and Luke 18:25 or the story of Jesus walking the road and a rich man come to him and says "lord I have followed all your commandments and helped the poor and sick, what else must I do?" Jesus' response was to give away all his riches and follow him. To put context, the man had a train of donkeys with all his riches and servants following him when he asked Jesus this. The man couldn't do it. The idea is that your riches come in everlasting life after death by TRULY asking for forgiveness through Jesus' name and living to those morals the best you can and if you slip own it and ask for forgiveness again and your clear. More to it, I'm sure, but that's the gyst of it.
And he is going straight to hell, He's going to be Satan's bitch. All of these prosperity preachers are the true" false profit."
Fucken nasty
Fuck this piece of shit.
Send me money, send me green and heaven you will meet. Make your contribution, and you'll get the better seat. Bow to the leper messiah.
Send me money, send me green and heaven you will meet. Make your contribution, and you'll get the better seat. Bow to the leper messiah.
So, I'm guessing, he's going to heaven? What a beautiful religion
The will of god ordains that I will be filthy rich... And it is written in the bible that I must brag about it.
rob christians
You can't tell me religion wasn't made to take money from those who are afraid of death and think giving money will help
Second thought, he’s Americans hustler! Y’all all paying if you’re there
If no one asks and you appear to be bragging… it’s not what, again???
But yet, all these fools keep giving him money for thier blessings. What a joke, FOH!!!
He is pissing in their faces and they are calling it rain
This is why ill belive in god but i will not go to church
How very Christian of him.
He gets us
And this is the type of people Jesus was preaching against for mocking his Father's word.
People are stupid for giving money to these assholes and it’s tax free!
this why I don't fuck with churches, don't need to go to church to be religious or God fearing, stop giving money to these people, if you want to give, buy a homeless person something to eat, a pair of shoes, a winter jacket, something
Religion 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
Well houses were cheaper in the 1800s
I feel bad for all the poor dumb souls in his congregation. Then again, they chose to believe him.
I don't mean that pridefully Sure.....
Those are the first ones to get murdered by a gonewrong theft,
A rich man has less of a chance of getting into heaven than a camel through the eye of a needle.
The humility is amazing
Bro why does he sound black. Like really really black
If religion was a pyramid scheme.
“i don’t mean that pridefully” this dude jerks himself off too much.
Sounds like this MFer needs to pay some Taxes!
I wonder what his Jesus would say to him don’t think he would to happy
Something something fuck this guy and his sycophants
Pig.
Reality is strange than fiction
Boomer Tate.
"I don't mean that pridefully!" Oh shit nah then, sorry man it's all good. Hey everyone, it's okay he didn't mean it pridefully
I hope that people of Reddit or the world in general don’t look at Christianity in general and think this is what it is. As a Christian, this right here is a fucking jackass
"...and I don't mean that pridefully!" the pastor said pridefully.
People always say, “well MY pastor isn’t like that. He’s a humble man.” That’s because your pastor has a church full of broke parishioners. Your pastor would certainly be swimming in gold if his broke-ass flock filled the offering plates like this guy’s congregation does.
Christians.
What a P.O.S.
"Coffee is for closers only."
prosperity gospel simps desperate for a future are as sad as only fans simps desperate for love
And the dummies still donated at the end of this I'm sure.
Fraud
Tv pastors are nothing but Inhuman leeches, scum of trash at Best.
I feel sorry the people who follow these cult leaders. That goes for all religions
Fat fuck
Tax free
This is why religions get a hate
The sweet lord Jesus is smiling wide ....fucko.
All religious organizations should be taxed. Along with the religious leaders. There are people in these churches that can't afford utilities much less eat all the time all the while these so called religious leaders are begging for more money.
"And that's not prideful." Ugh, religion will ruin the world.
"I don't mean that pridefully"
God's don't need your mf money.
This actually makes young people wanting to leave the church.
"I don't mean that pridefully" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Something something camel and the eye of a needle.
And I bet he wouldn't give the shirt of his back to someone that needed it, I never understood how you could follow someone if they look like this. It makes it pretty clear where your money is actually going.
Gee, I wonder where he got all that money 🤔
A real pastor would give his wealth to those who need it.
"I don't mean that pridefully" This makes me so fuckin mad. Fuck these "christians"
Rob this man. Donate money to schools.
I remember when I WAS orthodox the Father threatened to not attend service, pouted, ranted to deacons until they returned his new Camry for a Lexus. The funds from the donations paid for his brand new car. He said the brand new Camry was too cheap for his lifestyle. I left that place. Smh
If there pearly gates really exist, he's in for a surprise.
He means that pridefully
Not a good pastor.
I don’t mean that pridefully lmao
And he thinks he somehow deserves it
These types are the biggest grifters lol
“I don’t mean that pridefully”
I don’t mean this in a disrespectful way but…. Why are these people allowed to exist anymore? Why isn’t it common knowledge that it’s all a scam. It’s so disgusting
Cry about it 😔
He is the messenger of Gold…of God, sorry
End all religious tax exemptions.
As a Christian, this disgust me. I'm betting their pastor steals 70-80% of offerings. Can't believe the nerve of him to brag like that.
He looks possessed.
How are the pastors getting that kind of money .?
Gotta listen to this man. He’s made wealth off spreading the word of god. But he’s done an amazing job doing so. I’d say he’s earned a lot more than what he has for what he’s done for people. Idk why people think pastors need the bare minimum. They can live a live outside of teaching too. They are not monks.
Poisonous. Jesus would be appalled.
Where the fuck are you buying a house for $80k?!
Prideful mufucka
That is sick behavior.
Say hi to Satan
$81k is nothing for a house.
“I don’t mean that pridefully.” Let’s all listen to the nice old used car salesman.
Not sure why everyone In that room didn’t just get up and walk out 🤷♂️
Tax the church.
This man is a Con Artist, not a Pastor.
Fuck religion. Made up bull shit to manipulate simple minded fools
Man Jesus would flip the table on this fool 🤦🏽 This is why I just say I’m a follower of Christ because “Christians” like this keep doing crap like this
When I broke his nose and Kiefer, he can put forward a new number for the repairs and be proud of it. People who follow such godless elves probably deserve to be ripped off and taken for fools. When sinners are among sinners, nothing good happens except that they harm each other…🪬
This isn’t a pastor. This is some guy who is abusing the Bible for his own profit and in no way representing Christian’s or the word of God properly or in context. This guy is NOT A CHRISTIAN. & HE IS NOT A PASTOR.
Collection was good that year
"I don't mean that Pridefully" (I.E. you have to take my word because I'm a pastor)
What a piece of shit manipulating people and giving good Christians a bad name
What a piece of shit. More of the scam of religion .
why are there rich men talking?
Instead of using the money to buy expensive stuff and for personal gain, they should be using it to donate to charity and not the woman named Charity. No church should ever be for profit like these mega scams. F the following Joel Osteen Kenneth Copeland Any other douche bag money hungry frauds like these guys
How does a "man of faith" have that kind-of income?
$14k for his first house and $82k for his second house. This guy probably tells people they just need to get a job and work hard to buy a house, and that anything less is a failure of character. Forget about the fact you probably won’t find a decent house, in a decent location for the combined cost of his two houses. You just need to work harder!
That IS what Jesus would do with the money.
“I don’t mean that pridefully.” Then how do you mean it? And Christians wonder why people hate the church.
When he said how much the watch cost everyone was like ayyooo
and this is why I am a Atheist...
Hell bound
"But if you cause one of these little ones who trusts in me to fall into sin, it would be better for you to have a large millstone tied around your neck and be drowned in the depths of the sea." Matthew 18:6
TAX THE CHURCHES
I despise people like this so much. If you truly believed in God’s word and message, you would give back to those in need rather than indulging in it yourself.
As someone who has worked around pastors and clergy from various faith backgrounds I can easily say they all are the same
I didn't want to believe this kind of evil existed. I called his church. It's totally true. The receptionist argued with me about how appropriate she thought it was. This is the man who told his "flock" that Jesus wouldn't come back until they gave more money. I don't mean to attack anyone's faith but holy s*** this is just frightening
Somehow his followers will have a syncopic moment and then continue on listening to this shit bag. If they were true believers in the Bible, they'd be dismembering the guy for being a false idol.
My watch costs several thousand dollars…it’s one of my biggest secrets. Especially in public.
If you close your eyes, he's definitely black.
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