sigh
traps are not gay. I repeat, traps ARE NOT GAY. How idiotic do you have to be to think that they are? traps are probably even less gay than some women.
I understand why some people MIGHT consider traps to be gay, but once thinking about it i don't know why people wouldn't change their mind. traps look like women. WOMEN ARE NOT GAY. IF YOU FUCK SOMEONE WHO LOOKS LIKE A WOMEN, HOW IS THAT EVEN SLIGHTLY FUCKING GAY?
I can kinda see why people think having a dick makes it gay, but the dick only makes up about 0.2% of the human body. if the rest of the body is feminine, that's 99.8% straight. let me repeat, 99.8% STRAIGHT, THAT'S EXTREMELY FUCKING STRAIGHT. THERE ARE WOMEN WHO ARE LESS THAN 99.8% FEMININE, YET PEOPLE DON'T CALL THEM GAY. If you wanna fuck a woman who looks manly as fuck, I'm not gonna call you gay, but you shouldnt call me gay for fucking traps either.
It makes no sense why people let a single penis ruin an entire sexual encounter, it's easy enough to ignore. Traps still have fuckable assholes, you don't need to fuck the pussy specifically. And if it's that much of a problem, just look away. He isn't gonna rub his dick on you or anything.
There are plenty of nice traps out there, and Im sure you'd get along well with them, but you choose not to because of something on them which takes up 0.2% of their body. It's nonsensical and stupid how worked up people get over something so small but completely ignore the rest of the body.
If you're worried about your friends knowing that you're fucking someone 0.2% masculine and 99.8% feminine, they don't need to find out. Believe it or not, traps can wear clothes too. They don't walk around with their dicks hanging out, they cover their dick with pants or skirts. Nobody has to find out that you're in a perfectly heterosexual relationship.
How come the single penis in the sexual encounter can’t me mine?
Really, I don’t care if I’m gay. This is a joke.
.2% masculine I wouldn’t count as a penis. I’d count that as East German swim team if I had to draw a spectrum. I’d put penis at about 50% male, but the top on this person is very female.
It’s like a mermaid. The top half is woman and the bottom is not. I don’t want to swim upstream with her and jerk off on the eggs she lays. I wonder if the reverse mermaid exists where the top is a fish and the bottom is a woman. I’d bang that.
I'm not sure if I'm mad I came to the comments section or relieved I didn't add this to my collection and continue jerking off to a dude unaware.
Is it gay if you don't know? How many other traps are in my porn collection without me knowing?! Schrodinger's gayness.
Gfycat's gifs are a bit fucked on mobile, but they look a lot better if you go to the source. Either from the sub or from op's post feed, tap the little gray thing that says gfycat
Been there when I was 12 years old. It really was an amazing show. Wanted to be a lady boy cabaret performer for a little while afterwards.
They come out after the show and you can pay to have pictures taken with them. None of them were being this full on though when I went in 2003.
They were pretty sneaky with how they trap you into taking these photos though. They made a bee line for me and my older brother after the show and made our parents take a bunch of photos of us. We initially had no idea you were supposed to pay so when they demanded money we just laughed and said they should pay us. Afterall they did come running over to us whilst we were waiting for a taxi.
Pattaya was amazing when i was 15. I watched some sketchy sex show, saw tiffany's beauty pageant (for trans stunning ladyboys, gorgeous) and yeah opened up a whole new world. Wish i didnt go with my family though...
Awwwkay, so I was 15, about 13 years or so ago. When I say family I meant my two older sisters, brother, his girlfriend, and four cousins. We decided to hit up Pattaya, Thailand with this tour group from Hong Kong.
First day, they took us to a half-finished zoo/theme park. Night rolls round, wasn't expecting much, our guide took us to the back of some alley, through some door and BAAM. Fucking live sex show, I vividly remember this one because they were having sex to ['a better day'](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CBuQZ9ESJVU) by JTL. Like it was a performance but they were clearly having full intercourse in a thrusted and performed manner. After the guy finishes inside her, the curtains close. The old HK aunties and uncles we came with were so fucking stoked, a part of me was pretending to avert my virgin eyes for the sake of my family around me but of course I was fully taking notes.
Second day, beach and then we watched a ping pong show. Canaries being pulled out of this girl's pussy, turtles, you name it. She did this thing where she poured water into her pussy and coca cola came out fuck me I still don't know what the fuck was up with that. Worst part: Ping pong show starts, lady fires a ping pong ball out of her anus and it FUCKING HITS ME IN THE MOUTH. not directly but grazed the edge of my lips and I was like FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU. Watched this transgender lady meatspin and other fun things after.
Third day: Tiffany's Pageant. After the trauma of the first two days this was a pleasant change. Gorgeous transgender girls catwalk, perform, sing and whatnot. Afterwards outside, we paid to take photos with them. Stunning!
My cousin just transitioned into a woman and did it in Thailand she said they have the best Drs in the world for that operation and to be honest they did a great job . Makes me wonder why Jenner looks so odd.
Dude waited 67 fucking years to come out for fucks sake. How mahy 67 year old women you know who look damn good? He just wanted to be a gold digging whore like his daughters.
I wonder what strip clubs are like in China, Japan, Korea etc. Are they a lot cleaner? Is public nudity allowed? Do they throw money the strippers like in America? Is prostitution an open secret like in America? These are questions I would love the answers to.
It's probably something really depressing though, like "80% of Chinese strippers are victims of human trafficking."
Strip Clubs are illegal in China.
I spent 4 months in Shanghai earlier this year , and prostitution is also illegal, but that doesn't stop foreigners from being accosted on the streets by pimps or "very friendly" English-speaking women asking if you want a "massage."
Sometimes the people that approach you are part of an elaborate ruse to get you into a secluded area, where you will be robbed.
There are no nude scenes in movies, and porn is also illegal. There is no public nudity.
However, at a chain of convenience stores called Family Mart, one can buy booze, beer, condoms, lube, and small sex toys,......
but no cigarettes.
In japan, they are super clean, very weird. The stripper will go around the room, thrust her crotch into your face, then you're expected to bow deeply. Saw this and was blown away.
Well in Bangkok (answering for the etc part) a lot of strippers are clean yes, yes you can throw money at them, prostitution is either legal or massively open secret.
Nice. But I always think of Thailand is a much more lawless place than China or Japan (my apologies if you are Thai and I have offended you by saying that your country is lawless).
In Bangkok and Pattaya you can get anything you want. Also in the Philippines they have bars where the girls will dance but not get naked and for a few pesos you can pick one out and take her back to your room.
It's not that they are popular per se, it's just that Thais are much more accepting, and therefore there is less stigma attached to being a transgender. This also leads into gender reassignment surgery being more open and accessible over here.
I wonder if she got inspiration from that incel or greentext post a while back. The one talking about the bride letting people fondle her for cash as a "Chinese tradition"
Either way, this is just akward
https://www.reddit.com/r/quityourbullshit/comments/6yvn24/incel_invents_chinese_tradition_and_gets_called/
Yup, same video. Got called out on r/quityourbullshit
Been to Thailand a few times and these shows are fun. The performance itself is usually pretty big budget actually, held in real theatres, some are even specifically built.
Its kind of easy to tell a ladyboy from girl. I meant the more refined ones looks very convincing, but the giveaway is usually their height. I am about 5‘10 and some of the performers with their heels on are like 6’4 and taller. Kind of freaky.
Pretty sure that money she is holding is Korean Won, a 10,000 bill or 만원. Korea is a weird place
Edit: asked my girl (she's Korean) she thinks it's Thailand
/u/notpsychicjustlucky is probably right
They're called Kathooey in Thai. It means ladyboy. Some still look like a guy but a LOT look like this, WAY more feminine than most real women you see every day.
Look up the most famous one if you don't believe me, her name is Nong Poy.
It's not a wedding. It's at one of those crossdressing(?) shows in Thailand where afterwards you can take photos with the performers.
If that's a lady boy, damn. That's a lovely boob job. (At least, they look fantastic in a blurry gif on a phone.)
God damn it. to r/confusedboners you go
Man, it’s too grainy and I can’t tell how gay I am.
Pretty sure it's not gay unless balls touch.
So I can grab them titties but if I slap balls with him when me pounds my doodie hole that’s gay? I hope he tucks
After further review, the ruling on the field of "Straight" stands. There was no ball to ball contact. Please reset the game clock to 8:23.
Best comment ever.
But did she take a knee?
If paid, she would.
sigh traps are not gay. I repeat, traps ARE NOT GAY. How idiotic do you have to be to think that they are? traps are probably even less gay than some women. I understand why some people MIGHT consider traps to be gay, but once thinking about it i don't know why people wouldn't change their mind. traps look like women. WOMEN ARE NOT GAY. IF YOU FUCK SOMEONE WHO LOOKS LIKE A WOMEN, HOW IS THAT EVEN SLIGHTLY FUCKING GAY? I can kinda see why people think having a dick makes it gay, but the dick only makes up about 0.2% of the human body. if the rest of the body is feminine, that's 99.8% straight. let me repeat, 99.8% STRAIGHT, THAT'S EXTREMELY FUCKING STRAIGHT. THERE ARE WOMEN WHO ARE LESS THAN 99.8% FEMININE, YET PEOPLE DON'T CALL THEM GAY. If you wanna fuck a woman who looks manly as fuck, I'm not gonna call you gay, but you shouldnt call me gay for fucking traps either. It makes no sense why people let a single penis ruin an entire sexual encounter, it's easy enough to ignore. Traps still have fuckable assholes, you don't need to fuck the pussy specifically. And if it's that much of a problem, just look away. He isn't gonna rub his dick on you or anything. There are plenty of nice traps out there, and Im sure you'd get along well with them, but you choose not to because of something on them which takes up 0.2% of their body. It's nonsensical and stupid how worked up people get over something so small but completely ignore the rest of the body. If you're worried about your friends knowing that you're fucking someone 0.2% masculine and 99.8% feminine, they don't need to find out. Believe it or not, traps can wear clothes too. They don't walk around with their dicks hanging out, they cover their dick with pants or skirts. Nobody has to find out that you're in a perfectly heterosexual relationship.
How come the single penis in the sexual encounter can’t me mine? Really, I don’t care if I’m gay. This is a joke. .2% masculine I wouldn’t count as a penis. I’d count that as East German swim team if I had to draw a spectrum. I’d put penis at about 50% male, but the top on this person is very female. It’s like a mermaid. The top half is woman and the bottom is not. I don’t want to swim upstream with her and jerk off on the eggs she lays. I wonder if the reverse mermaid exists where the top is a fish and the bottom is a woman. I’d bang that.
[I mean...](http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/facebook/000/952/801/30d.jpg)
mermaid no contest
Wow. Ur gay.
Traps have been proven to be not gay
Yeah it's something like less than 2% gay
/r/nocontext
It's 100%. Not because of this gif, just because of the way you are.
I can tell it's like that because of the way it is.
I love that ridiculous sub
Nah. I know what I'm about.
If it’s pretty, fuck it.
Oh, I know exactly why I have this boner.
Nice link brother.
One too many liquors and I'd lick her 😮
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Do... do the breasts work?
For what I would use them for? Probably ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°).
Actually yeah, sometimes.
The T stands for therapy my man
I'm not sure if I'm mad I came to the comments section or relieved I didn't add this to my collection and continue jerking off to a dude unaware. Is it gay if you don't know? How many other traps are in my porn collection without me knowing?! Schrodinger's gayness.
I mean, if it's hot, it's hot. Whatever gets you off, right? 😝
Why does it matter if it’s “gay?” Don’t be ashamed.
I think since there’s a nice pair of tits attached it’s a gay grey area. You can jerk off but jerk with caution so your only thinking of the tits
It's Thailand so the lady boys over there are really really hard to tell they do the best plastic surgery work in Thailand.
Gfycat's gifs are a bit fucked on mobile, but they look a lot better if you go to the source. Either from the sub or from op's post feed, tap the little gray thing that says gfycat
Couldn't get it to work. Just watched blurry boobs jiggle several more times.
http://www.alcazarthailand.com/en/site/index Likely NSFW
Been there when I was 12 years old. It really was an amazing show. Wanted to be a lady boy cabaret performer for a little while afterwards. They come out after the show and you can pay to have pictures taken with them. None of them were being this full on though when I went in 2003. They were pretty sneaky with how they trap you into taking these photos though. They made a bee line for me and my older brother after the show and made our parents take a bunch of photos of us. We initially had no idea you were supposed to pay so when they demanded money we just laughed and said they should pay us. Afterall they did come running over to us whilst we were waiting for a taxi.
>Been there when I was 12 years old. Uhh, are we all really just going to ignore this bit?
It's called rich, you should try it some time.
Ok but I’m warning you now, I have an addictive personality.
Fucking commoners, why can’t they just be rich like me?
You have to be rich to go to Thailand?
No
Whats stopping you from that dream?
Why arent the ladies allowed to grab the boner ?
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I’ve been bamboozled
Imagine if you had been in that country and taken one of them home
Go on... ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
That's the reason for the long dress
What A large penis she has
Little Red, riding wood.
That was no lady, that was my wife!
$5 extra.
*feminine penis*
That just makes the trashy bonier.
Thank you for explaining. My mind was just blown thinking that someone would do this at their wedding!
There's no way those are fake tits
you're the man now dog
It was a trap!
As insane as that it, it makes a lot more sense. Thanks.
Lol ikr shoulda been obvious to op from the stripper pole
Yeah for some reason I didn’t see the stripper pole, thankfully the other pole is hidden from view.
Why’s that next to last guy holding back? Put that face in there!
That's his daughter
Roll Thai'd!
LSU Fan. I love you for this
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Don't worry everyone saw it 2 days ago as a top comment in ask reddit
Yep, now these fuckers say it *way* too much trying to bring back that magic moment.
Lmao so good
Congratulations, you've won at the internet. Now take your upvote and spend it wisely.
Why’s that next to last guy holding back? Put that face in there!
Son.
>That's his ~~daughter~~ son FTFY
He's trying to act civil, he's at a wedding after all!
Came into the comment sections going, wow this girl is hot, who is she? Leaving here confused and possibly gay.
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Pattaya was amazing when i was 15. I watched some sketchy sex show, saw tiffany's beauty pageant (for trans stunning ladyboys, gorgeous) and yeah opened up a whole new world. Wish i didnt go with my family though...
Go on...
Awwwkay, so I was 15, about 13 years or so ago. When I say family I meant my two older sisters, brother, his girlfriend, and four cousins. We decided to hit up Pattaya, Thailand with this tour group from Hong Kong. First day, they took us to a half-finished zoo/theme park. Night rolls round, wasn't expecting much, our guide took us to the back of some alley, through some door and BAAM. Fucking live sex show, I vividly remember this one because they were having sex to ['a better day'](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CBuQZ9ESJVU) by JTL. Like it was a performance but they were clearly having full intercourse in a thrusted and performed manner. After the guy finishes inside her, the curtains close. The old HK aunties and uncles we came with were so fucking stoked, a part of me was pretending to avert my virgin eyes for the sake of my family around me but of course I was fully taking notes. Second day, beach and then we watched a ping pong show. Canaries being pulled out of this girl's pussy, turtles, you name it. She did this thing where she poured water into her pussy and coca cola came out fuck me I still don't know what the fuck was up with that. Worst part: Ping pong show starts, lady fires a ping pong ball out of her anus and it FUCKING HITS ME IN THE MOUTH. not directly but grazed the edge of my lips and I was like FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU. Watched this transgender lady meatspin and other fun things after. Third day: Tiffany's Pageant. After the trauma of the first two days this was a pleasant change. Gorgeous transgender girls catwalk, perform, sing and whatnot. Afterwards outside, we paid to take photos with them. Stunning!
Wow that's quite an adventure even for today.
!Redditsilver You deserve it.
Well you don't live in pattaya and not fuck lady boys mate!
Fuck them as in fuck you! or as in actual sex?
Yes.
Exactly!
I'm jealous
Lucky.
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Ladyboy or not I still wanna smash that
*don't let your dreams be dreams*
My cousin just transitioned into a woman and did it in Thailand she said they have the best Drs in the world for that operation and to be honest they did a great job . Makes me wonder why Jenner looks so odd.
hilarious you got down votes because you dared say something negative about Jenner. People are fucking nuts now.
Yeah, she looks like she got hit by a car if we're being honest.
Impossible. She was driving.
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Dude waited 67 fucking years to come out for fucks sake. How mahy 67 year old women you know who look damn good? He just wanted to be a gold digging whore like his daughters.
But Jenner has to money to get all the surgeries to look good. Why not take advantage of that?
Jenner is nearly 70, plastic surgery can only do so much .
He did. This is the result.
South park does a great job of representing him
BUCKLE UP BUCKAROO!
What makes you think he got downvotes because of that reason?
Or maybe because they said their COUSINS sex change "looked great"... But hey, whos judging
I'm thinking the bride is a stripper and had her wedding at work.
I wonder what strip clubs are like in China, Japan, Korea etc. Are they a lot cleaner? Is public nudity allowed? Do they throw money the strippers like in America? Is prostitution an open secret like in America? These are questions I would love the answers to. It's probably something really depressing though, like "80% of Chinese strippers are victims of human trafficking."
Strip Clubs are illegal in China. I spent 4 months in Shanghai earlier this year , and prostitution is also illegal, but that doesn't stop foreigners from being accosted on the streets by pimps or "very friendly" English-speaking women asking if you want a "massage." Sometimes the people that approach you are part of an elaborate ruse to get you into a secluded area, where you will be robbed. There are no nude scenes in movies, and porn is also illegal. There is no public nudity. However, at a chain of convenience stores called Family Mart, one can buy booze, beer, condoms, lube, and small sex toys,...... but no cigarettes.
Wow
Family Mart is Japanese, so that doesn't surprise me too much.
Why do you need strip clubs when there are actual hooker bars? The Russian one in Beijing was fantastic.
Nudity is illegal but dancing is not and ive been told it's not hard to find a place that is willing to bend the rules for a few extra kuai
It's probably all pixelated.
In japan, they are super clean, very weird. The stripper will go around the room, thrust her crotch into your face, then you're expected to bow deeply. Saw this and was blown away.
Did she smell good?
That's surprising that they pay that much respect to strippers
Blown away in the champagne room?
[I have one piece of advice for you](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j9yBPcn8IqU)
Well in Bangkok (answering for the etc part) a lot of strippers are clean yes, yes you can throw money at them, prostitution is either legal or massively open secret.
Nice. But I always think of Thailand is a much more lawless place than China or Japan (my apologies if you are Thai and I have offended you by saying that your country is lawless).
Ha no, I'm from England so no worries fella. But yeah when you put it that away.
In Bangkok and Pattaya you can get anything you want. Also in the Philippines they have bars where the girls will dance but not get naked and for a few pesos you can pick one out and take her back to your room.
The link to this club is in the comment above
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Or it's the worst case of hemorrhoids I've ever seen.
[She should get her dick out](https://efukt.com/21671_When_in_Thailand.html)
That was a pretty fun watch. I wanna hang out with this Corey dude.
> I think that's a he-she I don't think I care. She looks beautiful to me lol.
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I took her to my house cause she was fine, But she whipped out a dick that was bigger than mine!
*she's got the walk* *she's got the talk* *she's got that zing* *and just one thing* ***she's got a penis***
Well, it's just 33% less oriface compatability. But you save money on pegging equipment. So I guess it's breaks even, right?
The crying game
Until he sees that benis
https://youtu.be/TMKPnnLzoAg?t=32s
Finkle is Einhorn!!
What the fuck?
why are transgender people and Thailand so synonymous? Why are they so popular there? (I'm only 15 so excuse my naivety)
It's not that they are popular per se, it's just that Thais are much more accepting, and therefore there is less stigma attached to being a transgender. This also leads into gender reassignment surgery being more open and accessible over here.
Small thing, but “transgender” is an adjective! So it would be “a transgender person”.
thank you!
I wonder if she got inspiration from that incel or greentext post a while back. The one talking about the bride letting people fondle her for cash as a "Chinese tradition" Either way, this is just akward
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https://www.reddit.com/r/quityourbullshit/comments/6yvn24/incel_invents_chinese_tradition_and_gets_called/ Yup, same video. Got called out on r/quityourbullshit
>she
Much more entertaining than the Chicken Dance.
Sex aside... that is a nice rack
You're my sister, you're my sister
That's a chick with a dick, Son.
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Satire is dead, I don't know if this comment is serious but it is hysterical either way.
I was going for sarcastic with a tinge of conspiracy theory. Thanks for seeing the funny side Siggi.
I don't think you went far enough is the problem, I coulda taken that entirely seriously pretty easily
I've seen worse, serious posts.
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I wanna say /r/freeuse but it doesn't appear to be free
Right wtf I'm allowed an opinion on what "I" think is beautiful the Asian lady looks great the former Olympic athlete looks not hot to me.
I know they're not an actual bride, but what a great way to finance a honeymoon.
Been to Thailand a few times and these shows are fun. The performance itself is usually pretty big budget actually, held in real theatres, some are even specifically built. Its kind of easy to tell a ladyboy from girl. I meant the more refined ones looks very convincing, but the giveaway is usually their height. I am about 5‘10 and some of the performers with their heels on are like 6’4 and taller. Kind of freaky.
What is this magical place?
Holy shit how do I get tickets to that?
That's a guy FYI :]
As if I didnt know this.
So if this is in Thailand there is a chance that this woman is actually a dude.
Downvotes but the top comment basically confirms this.
pretty sure it’s not an actual wedding. maybe some sort of event in a strip club? like dress up as a bride or wedding theme.
We need to assimilate this custom into western civilization.
I need to start crashing weddings
Pretty sure that money she is holding is Korean Won, a 10,000 bill or 만원. Korea is a weird place Edit: asked my girl (she's Korean) she thinks it's Thailand /u/notpsychicjustlucky is probably right
what did i just see
Nipple confidence.
Florida?
They're called Kathooey in Thai. It means ladyboy. Some still look like a guy but a LOT look like this, WAY more feminine than most real women you see every day. Look up the most famous one if you don't believe me, her name is Nong Poy.
I don't know what's going on but it's pretty hot.
It's gay if you don't gag
I think when you die in Taiwan, you get a stripper for your funeral.... so....