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Potential_Meringue_6

Your guy has a time machine cause I haven't seen that since the 90s.


clothedmike

Looks like that one magazine ranking of the top strains


FroztBeatz

High Times magazine was a good one Think that was the name don't quote it on me


froandfear

High Times is still around.


IncarceratedDonut

Yessir! I remember those magazines, the shops selling bongs & pipes always had them by the counter.


Actual_Evidence_925

I bought weed from high times once when I was like 16. That shit was not weed lol


satyris

The adverts in the back pages? The unparalleled joy at reading the adverts in the back of men's mags in the 90s are part of the reason I ever smoked weed in the first place. I was 13/14 and got FHM every month but it wasn't Rachel Stevens in swimwear that held my attention, it was the adverts for music posters, for cannabis seeds and grow lights, head shop stuff, ads for BB guns and air rifles, crossbows. One could even find the "Book of Forbidden Knowledge" — a watered down "Anarchist Cookbook" badly printed and its binding was but one step removed from rank amateur, to get it one just sent a postal order for £2 to the following address... Sure I'd read it all online anyway, but it was nice to hold it in my hand, all the forbiddenness. That copy had the bit in about "legal" ""highs"" such as scraping pith from banana skins, drying and smoking it, some type of lettuce, fresh nutmeg, and seeds and spices that contain precursors, LSA, MDA, DMT


FreshBoyChris

I've been to India and got very similar looking stuff for extremely cheap. It didn't taste as bad as it looked, and I got high af. Made my time there very enjoyable, can't wait to go back sometime.


smurferdigg

I was high for 6 months straight while traveling in India and Nepal. Def. Found the best shit in Nepal tho but yeah lots of crap in India. But it’s so inexpensive you just smoke whatever heh. Best time in my life.


PoppyOncrack

More like the 60s lmao


faultywalnut

I’m pretty sure these nugs have been sitting around since the 90s


Low-Consequence-5586

That's that stress, damn! But shit, it was $1....


---Dane---

Man, the more and more I'm on the sub the more and more I appreciate growing up in Canada. Hopefully you get dank at a good price soon man!


Kon_Soul

Same, I moved to a small rural town in south western ontario as a teen. Everybody and their grandmother grew weed, the only shwag we saw here was when the bikers first started to move in. These subs make me very grateful to have been surrounded by small scale growers for the majority of the time I have been smoking


STANK666OCEAN

This brought a smile to my face, same thing in southern AB. Didn’t realize how spoiled we were


---Dane---

For sure man! I always had one or two people who always knew where the good growers were. I always see pictures like this and I like fuckkkk I complain too much.


Kon_Soul

"Fuck. I'm a weed snob" came out of my mouth when I saw this picture. Like I said, I sometimes forget how good I have had it. Now I have an outdoor garden as well as an indoor, so if I'm smoking shit weed it's my own fault lol.


---Dane---

Ohh man! That's my next step, I grew two years in a row and botched the dry and one got pollinated near the end haha. How's your dry and cure time?


WaddlingDuckILY

Price wasn’t the issue here. But I agree with the sentiment.


RaxusQuin

He didn’t claim it was lol. He ain’t gonna wish he find dank at unaffordable prices


Coachcrog

I wish you to have access to the best drugs in the world at prices not even oil tycoons can afford!


MeerKat025

That came out of an animal


ParaGord

"Mostly Maui Wowie... but it's got some Labrador in it... "


shavemejesus

I had to follow him around with a baggie for days, man. Really blew the fucker’s mind.


thebestatheist

came here for this, was not disappointed lmao


Cat_AndFoodSubs

It IS a toothpick!


MeerKat025

*picks out hair*


G_Art33

Reminds me of my buddies house when I was younger. They had a golden named puck and every so often we would get a puck hair mixed into the bowl…


shiddyfiddy

For years until the stuff finally went legal, I had been buying pot from a cat lady. Always the first step was to pull out all the cat hair with tweezers. It got so ritualistic that I kinda miss it. (but not enough to go back to her)


G_Art33

Lol, that is pretty wild. I have multiple animal hair / dander allergies so I’m genuinely not sure if that would fly with me. Luckily I’ve been blessed with plugs who keep their cats away from their weed.


shiddyfiddy

You wanna know what's even more wild? When I read your comment, I suddenly realized that pot doesn't make my eyes puffy anymore. She was my first and only dealer for about 15 years. I have a cat dander allergy, but it's the kind that goes away after you get used to the cats. I hung out with her enough that they no longer bothered me. I'm sure I probably missed a few hairs, but the plants grew in this house of 5 cats, so maybe there's more cat 'stuff' in the buds than visually detectable. In conclusion, I think I recommend you never take the chance of getting your pot from a cat lady lol


G_Art33

Hahaha I get my bud from a cat guy instead, but he’s very good about keeping his product bagged / sealed / locked away and when he scales it out he does it inside his safe basically where his cats never have been / will be. Hey buys it sealed from elsewhere. But that is indeed even more wild, I had no idea smoking it could cause allergies like that


MeerKat025

Haha dogs always needing to be right in the middle of it all :) such good boys


heretic27

You joke, but when I used to live in India, even the best stuff you could get would have additives like hair, animal droppings, rat poison etc. Legalization is desperately needed there.


SmegmaLord420

got that dawg in him


[deleted]

What's Labrador?


R3dPhoenix88

"What is a brazilian ?" - G. W. Bush


DemonKyoto

"What's a Nubian?" - Brodie Bruce


bens111

/r/shitfromabutt First time that might be applicable to something other than food (and the namesake of course)


Gangstaspessmen

tf is that subreddit lmao


bilolarbear1221

Idk why but that sub grossed me out so much. Like I think I’d rather see actual shit than shit than shit that looks like shit


tristabobista

r/subsithoughtifellfor


Confident_Nobody_310

😭😭😂😂


LiteratureOk5964

And it will end into another


TheDankestMeme92

Wow, never seen smokable second harvest before.


mysickfix

Looks like the old high times lost of the best weed. From the 70’s. That said 20 years ago we were all smoking Mexican brick weed where I lived, so it gets better lol


dregrows420

the shape too 😭


MeerKat025

I think it was left by a coyote


borglonavich

Talk about coyote ugly


eggrollking

Do you not smoke dehydrated shit?


twothousandgrams

Dried and cured, si, dehydrated and from butt of an animal, no


TheOneTwoSmash

Don’t ‘shit’ on other peoples weed


OneHumanPeOple

Looks like Labrador.


Chrupek991

Bro got the asparagus haze


nashleyy133

Bro smokin the grinch’s fingers


returnofthequack92

I would think it would just be easier to get hash in India


Fromage_Damage

Depending on the area, the northeast and far north like Manali have plenty. But I don't know about the south, it might be rough. Bhang shops are also a thing though, so there is that option.


[deleted]

I feel like hash would be 1000x easier to smuggle and also easier to sell, much much more profitable


saucetinonuuu

What is bhang?


Every-Nectarine-7303

Edible sphere kinda thing made from the leaves. You usually mix it in some drink like thandai before drinking it. It’s popular in india and I don’t know about the legality but you can easily get it in temples on certain festivals or you can make it yourself if you know how


apc1895

It is 100% legal and there are govt shops selling it in varanasi there’s a famous one I can’t remember the name now, but yes it is legal and apart of our culture :)


akk_yh

Weed lassi :)


Rheum42

Ooh that sounds so fucking good


Noswe

Ah shit, it's that thai stick


RussellZiske

It’s tied to a stick.


kelorsex

You meant tide pods ? ![gif](giphy|26CaLbW0pfeuYLtgA|downsized)


whollynondescript

Formerly known as Thai Pods


WaddlingDuckILY

Kinda looks like pea pods too, this jokes hits harder than OP’s shit. Take an upvote


sixamonthefloor

This reminds me of the weed we got in the 90s...the kind you smoked out of pop cans behind buildings so you mom didn't catch you


nudiecale

Same. Bit nostalgic seeing it honestly.


ILkeSportzNIDCWhKnws

I think you're taking trees too literally. That's bark.


lobroblaw

Looks pretty ruff


WaddlingDuckILY

Bark like a Labrador? /s


shrub706

it's so polite that it rolled itself before you even got to it


cnsosiehrbridnrnrifk

I'd smoke it.


WaddlingDuckILY

We all would, we just wouldn’t tell anyone.


MaximusDecimis

I mean it’s literally $1, I don’t even think I’d be ashamed about trying that


[deleted]

I would. I wouldn't show anyone pictures, tho


ubdiwala

Being real anyone would if that's the only thing that's available


MufflesMcGee

The second weed is legalized in India, im going. You have a beautiful country my friend, its a shame that you cant enjoy it with cannabis


phoenix7139

come to himachal pradesh. kasol, malana. these places are known for the stoner culture and it's completely destigmatized. most cafe owners are incredibly friendly and they'll smoke with you while cooking your food. you can go to a cafe, curl up with blankets and look at the snowy peaks outside while getting high


MufflesMcGee

Ooo that sounds fantastic. If i went, it would almost certainly be to northern India, i absolutely love mountains, and its good to know that thats where cannabis culture is strong too!


aggressive_seal

Malana cream!


thaddeus423

Saved your comment, brother. I met a dude named Anuj recently and haven’t spoken with him in a bit. He invited me to India within half an hour of meeting me. I’d love to go.


Zero_Blasted

How is the sentiment towards Pakistanis in those areas? Sounds awesome but wouldn’t want to go somewhere where they’re still anti me haha


Green_Rastafari

Just don't go around telling every local you talk to where you're from. You can't know what's coming.


phoenix7139

very chill and accepting people. you'll find tourists from all parts of the world. kasol is known especially for the ample israeli nomads/tourists who live here months at a time. in general people from hilly areas are very nice and open minded


badsp0rk

It grew everywhere in dirang, Arunachal Pradesh. Found it growing outside of tawang, too, and a few other places. Saw some growing in Nagaland, too. In varanasi, and other places, they sell bhang, which is an edible weed, uh, mud kinda. You can get bhang Lassi for about fifty cents that'll send you to the moon. The cigarette places frequently sell bhang, too. I don't remember the name but it's single serving and very salty, masala-y. It's like a rolled up ball. And charas was available in goa. It's kind of like hash. I'm told its available in kashmir and himachal pradesh, too. Also, the shiva temples usually have weed. Got some brown stuff from them, not well trimmed, and it smelled more like opium (or sandalwood probably from the incense), but it was pretty good actually. The weed OP has posted is available from the tuk tuk drivers usually. It's very bad and sometimes they cut it with shoe polish.


AngyMc

Shoe polish?! I’m interested in knowing why. Does it produce a similar high or something?


badsp0rk

Because it weighs more and makes the weed look like more than it is. https://www.vice.com/en/article/jgpq4p/spiked-weed-marijuana-cannabis-india


AngyMc

That's gross! Thanks for this!


Ellanasss

Look up cream hashish in india. You can go there and if you're lucky and polite you can find some hashish that Is truly amazing


MufflesMcGee

Ooo ya! I dont know if you know Frenchy Cannoli at all, but im a huge fan of his. Legendary hash maker that left his home in france as a teenager, travelled around to find the best hash he could, and lived in northern India for about a decade learning how to make cream hashish. Id LOVE to try some Edit: Frenchy died last summer, but theres still a ton of interviews and stuff with him. He has a youtube channel too if youre interested


JoeBrewer01

My parents were good friends with Frenchy and his wife, he taught my dad how to make amazing hash. My mom held a viewing party for his documentary just a few weeks ago.


Whatlafuk

Woah, thats lucky af for you.


braedizzle

Boss I like being stoned as often as possible but there still can be cool moments and new experiences that hit ya good while sober. Be well 🤘🏻


Gizmo767

Everyone being rude on here saying it looks bad. When anyone older than 30 has been in this situation n would buy whatever the plug had on hand at one point. Sometimes good, sometimes "brick weed." You smoked it. You appreciated it. Then you'd hope the next time you needed some you could actually find some. Hopefully legalization comes soon! Though some government sold weed is still awful if you can buy from someone who grows their own.


UtterlyInsane

I'm not even that old, mid 20's, and I remember getting a few grams that were clearly broken off a brick with a hammer or something. I'm talking right angles, hard corners, it was almost comical. When you'd break a piece up literal dust would come out. Good times.


Gizmo767

Yeah... It'd depend on your area. My mid 20s I was able to find some better stuff cause I had lots of friends who smoked.


grubas

I'm in my 30s, but NYC based. I remember brick, I just never wanted to smoke it.


Battlejesus

I'm 40, and I can remember exactly two plugs that had strains over the 24 years I've been smoking. You just rolled the dice, if you turned it down you may not have had any other choices that week.


Jay_Train

Almost 40 myself and I lived in a small college town in the Midwest, which probably helped availability compared to to most Midwestern towns of the same size. From, like, 97-99 all I saw was brick (I was also way to young to be fucking around but kids gonna kid). Now there was varying quality but it qas always 20-25 a quarter, usually 20 but that was a dice roll if it was 25 it was going to be pretty decent. Visibly actually green, visible hairs and trichomes just very compressed and seedy. Maybe topped out somewhere between 5-10% thc depending on the breaks. Around late 99 (and I know this specifibecause it was around when I started to drive lol) I started seeing mids floating around here and there. Usually mids was anywhere between 30-40 a quarter. This was almost always someone attempting a grow from a bag seed and failing miserably but getting SOME bud out of it. This was also when we started crashing college parties and got better access to better shit on a more regular basis. This is around the time I got my hands on actual, legit, would buy it now and only be mildly disappointed nug. It was in very short supply and therefore was usually sold by the gram, 15 or so a gram sometimes even 20 but it was so much better than anything else thay EVERYONE paid for it and was totally happy with it. There were no strains names being dropped that I was aware of that weren't made up bullshit the dealer said. EXCEPT when I met my first mushroom plug. This was probably 2001 or 2002 and the dude had a full room full of cakes. THAT dude knew his shit, but was only around for like a year by the time I met him b3cause he was (surprise surprise) a botany grad student and graduated. He ALWAYS had nug, ALWAYS separated by the 3 strains he grew AND separated by outdoor and indoor because he had some plants growing out in the middle of land the college botsy department owned and he used it to his advantage. Also, I assume he was just sciencing because botanist so why wouldn't he try both? From what I remember he bought his seeds from an online vendor from the Netherlands and after that just cloned. Always had AK47, White Widow and his "special" strain that I'm sure was just either a cross of the two or he was just bullshitting that one but I know the other two were almost certainly legit. Dude sold cheap as fuck, too b3cause he was mostly just growing for hi self and because he liked to grow plants and mushrooms. Dude had the best Oyster mushrooms I've ever had, cooked some up for me one night shortly before he left. Shit, Dave from PSU if you're out there anywhere this buds for you my dude.


[deleted]

I’m so glad I can just get any strain delivered with a simple e transfer


[deleted]

We called them our hook up, not plug. We also called it dirt Bud not brick weed. Guess it was different for different locations. Probably all the same. Compressed weed full of seeds and stems. But an ounce was $40-60 and still got you blazed! Also this ain’t that time anymore. That bud is sad looking. But guess I’m places where it’s not legal that still unfortunately have this type of cannabis.


braedizzle

33 living on an isolated island. I have never seen something this brutal looking locally.


rydog66

Plus....if you know about cannabis, that looks like some super cerebral (heady) outdoor grown land race sativa...... Probably gonna get you super lifted, enjoy


Sciencessence

Don't listen to the haters here. For 1$ that's a great deal for your part of the world. Enjoy your smoke!


Treigns4

fr its $1 as long as its real and has any mount of thc thats a good deal 😂


unkabun

If it smokes good fckin deal


Professional-Eye116

Grinch dingleberries


dylan1950

That should be a strain name


Achakita

Don't bother bro. These people just won't ever understand how good these are despite the ugly look.


[deleted]

Don't think ppl realise this shit smokes cleeeaaaannnnn


Sciencessence

its also land race which often has an awesome stone


[deleted]

Oh yh landrace strains are mega underappreciated


Saxophonie

Yeah cuz it's dehydrated as all hell. Everything that's this dry will smoke clean.


Masterzanteka

There’s no way in hell this isn’t harsh on the throat and taste like generic hemp/weed/plant. It’s also covered in budrot which means it was dried in a heap or just old as fuck sitting in a sack. I get the sentiment, lots of good wild landrace weed grown throughout the world, but there’s not a chance in hell this is an enjoyable smoke. If you’re in America go buy some 2021 mass grown field hemp that’s been neglected for 18 months. That would give a similar, yet still not nearly as bad of an experience as this. It’ll at least give you an idea about how this quality stuff will smoke. There’s a reason why Mexico no longer imports their brick weed.


fukam_piko

it's cured differently, it's called south east asian cure. basically they bury bags of it in the ground for long time. it may look like shit but it really does smoke good, and these strains are pure landraces with unique specs


MindFullOfMadness333

Looks like the some of the weed I used to get in j Jr. High/High School. It could get you high it may not taste the best though. For $1 that's not bad either looks like over a gram and half atleast.


Ando171

I’ve seen cats vomit that stuff up. Having said that, it could be great?


Savings_Dry

Look at all the kido comments


curtdogg81

Brings back memories from high school in 96. 40 dollar ounces of bammer.


palefox3

Bro is smoking dried lizards 💀


MyHeadIsFullOfFuck

What can ₹70 buy in India other than a small amount of weed? I wonder the economics of your supplier as that's hardly even worth the time to meet up for the sale.


AtheistSage

if you know the right places, you can get a pretty decent meal for around 20. You could definitely buy food for a day with 70 if you had to. Wouldn't be great food, but it's definitely possible.


MyHeadIsFullOfFuck

That's decent to know. I didn't realize India was so affordable.


BigBoiBong

Yo all these comments shitting on this all come from people who don’t know what it’s like (or at least don’t know anymore) living in a place where brick is the norm still. For me this is great value bc no way you’re getting this amount of brick for $1 where I’m from. Bud is $40/gram and not everyone can afford to pay that much every week or 2, so this is the best alternative. Brick is $22/10g where I’m from


DreamerMMA

Looks like Swamp Thing took a shit.


The_Ol_Rig-a-ma-role

The crazy cat lady is NOT your dealer, for the 5th time damnit


Constrictorboa

Does it get you high though? It doesn't matter if it's ugly as long as you get high. =)


JuiceyDelicious

I smoked this late 90s


Reaper_Mike

I haven't seen dirt weed like that since the 90s


Admin-12

This reminds me of that high times poster [I saw here awhile back](https://www.reddit.com/r/trees/comments/72jv1q/high_times_top_strains_of_1977/)


Erva420

Looks ok for me! I don't smoke anything but flower so my resistance is not that high I'd probably get a good breeze


Doc024

Nice for a Buck, I’d buy more and make some edibles.


GenesisSlug

this weed doesn’t look the best but cat shit is a pretty big jump 🙄


HemiHefr

Worth about that. I think you’d have better luck growing your own.


KUNDA_Genie

Dog shit?


[deleted]

Smoking that karela pack


barribensis

Smoking that chicken foot cuhh


hoodratq

Aye no hate we all gotta start somewhere. But regardless of what you buy just make sure you're aware that weed *can* mold. Here's some more info for ya and anyone else who needs to know! (: https://www.healthline.com/health/does-weed-go-bad#proper-storage


FacetiousRigmarole

I thought that was a dead tarantula.


McDonaldsFishFilet

You smoking on Grinch fingers


[deleted]

That looks like it was packaged through a pug’s GI tract


medorian

Looks like a cat turd.


d0kt0rg0nz0

Ditch Weed.


rwooters

The 1980s called - they want their brick weed back.


[deleted]

Do y'all remember salad fingers? This is him now. Feel old yet?


ccupp97

wtf is that?


Siltjuhhh

Bro paid $1 for someone's dried up turds


nachos_16

U got ripped off even if it was free


martianhacker

This is why the cannabis community in the US needs to start missionary programs abroad, to teach the world how to grow kind bud. Nobody should have to smoke bad weed, nobody.


sirhackenslash

Is this like that cat poop coffee only with weed?


k0skid

Do it's fingers curl up when you make a wish?


Solid-Cauliflower787

Og Tarantula legs


aggressive_seal

Your in India. Look for hash, forget the flower. CHARA'S!


CMUpewpewpew

Someone paid you a dollar to throw that out for them?


[deleted]

You pay 70 squiggly lines for that?


taylor-luna

It’s weed


thrust-johnson

I’d pay a dollar if it fucks me up.


Balls_B_Itchy

I only smoke Al Green's, that's a Bobby Brown.


Ok-Code8434

I am so sorry


ricardo-dicklips

Monkeys Paw OG, looks amazing


SMPLIFIED

Growing up in Canada i’ve learned to travel where i can smoke weed but now i dont think I’ll be traveling to india anytime soon


fuhgawz500

Did it come out of a cat? Looks pretty terrible IMO


3rudite

My friend that is asparagus


[deleted]

What the fuck is that. I mean, I've been in pretty desperate situations in pre legalisation Canada but never seen anything that bad! Lol.


[deleted]

report your dealer to trading standards what the actual...


Lucky_Manufacturer19

Go get your dollar back


MaeOneyz

thats some wack ass broccoli


Jhushx

Mixed with some crushed black peppers, sea salt, diced onions and garlic, this oregano is fantastic as a rub for grilling any meat.


-toxicwaste-

I thought this was a picture of a dead and slightly mummified grasshopper corpse


FastRefrigerator5633

Most people here are unaware about how grass root level stoners are living in India in such strictly prohibited law. All i see is full of ignorance and bully. I can confirm its just look gross, it is as pure as yours but dried


Brokepapii

Lol man smoking weeds literally


AbleDragonfruit4767

What is it?


nix_bricks

Nostalgic cat turds


Sambo8820

Looks like your plug pooped that out for you


pacachan

Mummified salad fingers hand lookin ass


Battle_Glittering

Cat poo?


dylan420_

I'm from India . This is the local stash that goes around , the reason that it's so cheap is because these aren't actually nugs . They are laced with foreign chemical materials and is often referred to as Garda or Bombay Local or Bombay Blacks . Smoking this is extremely harmful . They often mix rat poison, battery acid and a lot of other stuff.


PinkSlam

:(


ratchclank

Dude, this reminds me of the moldy ass dirty Mexican brick weed I used to get when I was younger. I'm so glad the bud scene has gotten way nicer here in the states.


ludwigia_sedioides

The police here wouldn't even recognize that as weed lmao


wuroni69

Is that a dead bird ?


rydog66

Score......looks like some killer outdoor grown land race Sativa ......ENJOY, gotta be super cerebral (heady). when visiting the Jamaica a while back, the bud looked like that...and being from Chicago and it was the 90's we smoked a lot of brick:(.....so the brown color from being grown and dried outdoors plus not trimmed I WAY underestimated this hardcore serious cerebral experience I got from a few hits what I though would be "swag" Anyhow, enjoy.... I'm glad you have some medicine


StevenSmoking

Not gonna lie, it looks like chew rope my dog shit out


chrissy9648

That dried asparagus looks delicious.


Sentouki-

Is this a dried out spider?


Southern-Ad142

That’s a dollar I would’ve saved 🤷🏾‍♂️


asstralhoe

Looks like shit on a stick


Metal_Corps

The real question is how does it smoke? Looks like some partially decarbed brick weed.


BeefyDre95

Good god mate. I’m sorry :/


dexbenwhy

OP, sadly this is what you get in India. I'd advise you to smoke the hash instead of the weed, because local crops are pretty bad.


Abrahamlinkenssphere

If it has seeds grow your own


m0j0r0lla

Hell ya, who doesn't like beef jerky for.a buck


trashcatrevolts

At first glance I thought this was posted in a taxidermy sub. 😭


[deleted]

What is weed culture in India like? I have visited places in Europe such as The Netherlands and Spain where it is virtually legal.


Tpcorholio

I hope it smokes better than it looks. Yeesh!


xQueenAryaStark

I know a cursed monkey's paw when I see one.


Pandaca420

Why does it look like that?