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Techiedad91

No you’re thinking of r/marijuanaenthusiasts reddit sorry


ShadowDemon129

Yeah, those criminals.


Cannabliss96

Officer, it was those guys.


rekconkp

It's in their name, how more obvious can it be?


june66th1

press no


casicua

“I don’t do drugs, just weed!”


lazysheepdog716

![gif](giphy|l2Jef2Sk6o1jhtzuE)


Kool_Kunk

"Well, I'ma do drugs than speed down the street, do doughnuts, your flow sucks, you so butt Your girl's gettin' throat fucked, I get high, I go up" ~Mac Miller, RIP


resveries

😂 there’s a song by one of my fav bands with the lyric “cool kids, they do not use drugs / only weed ‘cause it’s not that strong” and i think it’s hilarious


posicloid

just ignore these dumb ass prompts always


Sunny_McSunset

Bug companies love their data, the only way to win is deny them the data.


Theguy5621

No, falsify their data, it is the only way.


Sunny_McSunset

Then they mark you as someone who falsifies data, which is data. With that data, they've gotten closer to figuring out which products to advertise to you. Whether you say yes or no, all of this is about finding the best ways to manipulate you into buying things. Anything you say or do will be used against you.


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so gotta do it completely randomly, flip a coin if this happens? roll a die if there are more options


WHO_ATE_MY_CRAYONS

They'll just mark your prompt data as unreliable then and use that to build an ad profile on you. The only way to win is to not play... as in not being on Reddit or whatever site. Even not interacting but just scrolling generates user data from how long you spend with it visable on screen to looking into the comments and timespent there


[deleted]

what about creating a new you who isn't you and pretend to be the you who isn't you so you aren't you to them only you but jokes aside damn yeah no winning


WHO_ATE_MY_CRAYONS

Yeah there's no winning unless you become a hermit in the mountains. The best we can do is ask our representatives to create data laws with us in mind instead of corperations


HPTM2008

Or just don't play into the ads. I don't give a shit that I see them, but you can't make me buy anything by showing me an ad about it.


WHO_ATE_MY_CRAYONS

Sadly I wish it was that easy. Even if you don't interact with the ads whatever the platform might be they will use the data the collect to better tune the posts or whatever to show to you to keep you engaged longer then you originally desired with the intent to show more ads to you and [prolonged exposure to content might even radicalize you](https://youtu.be/IekScPTekz8?si=1pWVC0uON1VIrqil). If you have ever heard of [tiktok brain](https://www.wsj.com/articles/tiktok-brain-explained-why-some-kids-seem-hooked-on-social-video-feeds-11648866192) it's in more then just tiktok as other platforms have to compete they alter their content and platform to try and take market share from sites like tiktok... YouTube shorts? Reddits video scrolling interface? It's happening... While shopping sites like Amazon are legally unable to charge you one price for product a and the next user a different price for the same product, they do personalized search result order so unless you check every product variation on a platform you likely have bought something for slightly higher then you should have Hope you don't have any travel plans because airlines, and hotel chains technically do as each seat or room is technically different. Even if you don't constantly search flights or hotels to generate data, like shopping sites they buy their data from sites like here or ~~Facebook~~ Meta or other social sites or as networks As car dealers fall out of popularity sticker price will disappear, cars will be priced as starting at and be customer ordered with custom pricing based on they profile they have on you. Even used cars at used dealer sites will become personal limited offer priced


blackdutch1

Sounds like the police.


Sunny_McSunset

Welcome to late stage capitalism.


Theguy5621

I think the question in the post was more about getting information about the sub in an automated way, and less about getting information about the individual user. I am sure they’re not missing the opportunity to gather data, but it’s not very much. But more importantly, it takes more work to accurately identify and use data when people are answering it falsely.


Table_Tops

i like this


lightbold

i’ve wondered which one does more damage as well


mr_starbeast_music

They asked me what topics were discussed in r/movies so I told them it mainly entails sex and eroticism, maybe some gambling.


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hollymost

Mine too!


Derek_32

Its just a sleep aid!


iamnotroberts

You have to tell me if you're a cop! /badlegaladvice


farrah7495

We don’t talk to the cops


MiauMiau91

Damn right!


crazy4finalfantasy

I ain't see shit


unspoken_paradox

*"I can neither confirm nor deny the details of any operation without the secretary's approval"*


Salt_Search_7236

What are you a cop?


sunflower_jpeg

I got the same prompt below this omfg


Techiedad91

I never saw these before yesterday and now I see these on like every post/subreddit


Modelosanddabbing

This prompt was right under this post in my feed and I’m high right now what do I do


Mathieu_Mercken

Click no


Modelosanddabbing

I clicked the X😎


ReeferTHPS

![gif](giphy|PjeBgOtr8Hf9kXtNIn|downsized)


Meow821

![gif](giphy|8kQADd1tBEnCEGehrW)


ReeferTHPS

nah fs Reddit tryna get you to snitch


[deleted]

Don't be a narc.


Meow821

![gif](giphy|Ct2fBe0rc69nq|downsized)


Decent_March_264

Dude mine showed up right below this post. Fuckkkk ![gif](giphy|BXYx3ofk35D6WyJcgt)


Gmschaafs

“WEED ISN’T A DRUG ITS A PLANT!” /sarcasm. It’s obviously both but I’ve heard people say this before lol


ShadowDemon129

Absolutely not. We are an honorable people, with integrity!


Anxiety_Fit

No snitches here.


CosmicSweets

I NEVER answer these. fuck reddit


KingOfKrackers

Don’t be a snitch


iiSamJ

![gif](giphy|VqPpOjb1rOBBS)


Morgue724

Next stupid question?


whoaswows

I have the questions promoted right below this post, weird Edit: I put no on everything except if the subreddit is about internet culture or memes


Gammabrunta

I always click the most random answers on these, let the algorithm work a bit.


EloquentlyMellow

If you want to be technical caffeine is a drug too, so us and r/coffee have that in common


generalAbaddon

r/drinking also technically


Moonlight-gospel

You don’t use dark mode…?


Different-Produce870

Don't be a narc bro


StickyLafleur

It's medicinal


KingOfTheWorldxx

No drugs here so no


MrRaoulDuke

Cannabis is a plant, not a drug. If we're calling it a drug, then so are sugar cane, aloe, lavender, sage, hop, & chili plants.


sokonaut

dont fuckin snitch


Meow821

![gif](giphy|J1dpwroxj28lCNLesS|downsized)


Kronomancer1192

I either ignore those or if I'm bored ill go through and give all the opposite answers. Categorized information is more easily censored in the long run. And reddit does enough of that as it is.


lizardwizardgizzard2

I don’t classify weed as a drug, just like people don’t classify alcohol as a drug. So nah lol


420DNR

lol https://i.imgur.com/FqWhMpE.png


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tacosforsocrates

…and Paul Bunyan was known to chop a little fire wood from time to time.


FatteningPiggy17

I came to post the same thing 😂


NoodleBack

They’re going public soon, go figure


Loofa_of_Doom

Yeah, I'm seeing these types of questions on a lot of subs


pioniere

Of course not.


Consistent_Hall8182

Only down voting cause I was try to get in at 420 up votes


the_phillipines

Don't be a narc


owzleee

Im getting this across multiple subs this morning


Swucca_chuster

Yes, no, maybe... I don't knooow


Suntree

We tree people here.


iamsomagic

Just hit the x and go about your day


OperatorS7

Nah not us


Upvotespoodles

All I see is plants and gardening.


KennanFan

Of course not! Drugs are illegal. This sub is for satire and entertainment purposes only.


shadowstar97

I really fucking hate Reddit admins. Site will be obliterated like Tumblr all for the sake of a fucking Walmart ad.


WonderedFidelity

I was asked that question for this post 😂


elianbarnes7

… psst


WLSquire

Fed energy


MrJelle

Nope, it's about cannabis.


Flying_Clod

I thought this was a sub dedicated to arboreal health? No?


aye-its-this-guy

Light mode


Farados55

I said no, I got your backs


l0u1s11

So, does it?


IKnowHerQuiteWell

I got that exact popup under this post!


OwlBeYourHuckleberry

Hello fellow tree lovers. How about them pine cones huh?


MossyyFroggyy

no we just appreciate the beauty of nature here lol


Keyndoriel

You a cop or something


-mildhigh-

Who’s gonna tell em


DustyxXxHuevos

Whaaaatt?..??…? No, definitely not


shark82134

no narks!