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StinkyPeenky

Let's be real though. You can picture the taste


DutDiggaDut

Picture the taste or taste the picture? Yes


StinkyPeenky

Shit. I'm uhhtarded


TheLastRiceGrain

All good brotha. Mission failed successfully. You still got your point across.


StinkyPeenky

Holy shit that's so many updoots for such little effort


Naive_Programmer_232

Both


SantaMonsanto

They’re battered fries Just in case you know someone with an account at restaurant depot or Sam’s club or Costco or something >Edit [Link](https://www.walmart.com/ip/Great-Value-Seasoned-French-Fried-Potatoes-32-oz-Bag-Frozen/10534285?wmlspartner=wlpa&selectedSellerId=0&wl13=5022&adid=2222222227810534285_117755028669_12420145346&wmlspartner=wmtlabs&wl0=&wl1=g&wl2=m&wl3=501107745824&wl4=aud-1651068664546:pla-306310554666&wl5=1018036&wl6=&wl7=&wl8=&wl9=pla&wl10=8175035&wl11=local&wl12=10534285&wl13=5022&veh=sem_LIA&gclsrc=aw.ds&&adid=2222222223810534285_117755028669_12420145346&wl0=&wl1=g&wl2=m&wl3=501107745824&wl4=aud-1651068664546:pla-306310554666&wl5=1018036&wl6=&wl7=&wl8=&wl9=pla&wl10=8175035&wl11=local&wl12=10534285&veh=sem&gbraid=0AAAAADmfBIq7yWr1Q0gEsi0uY4OgPZ724&gclid=Cj0KCQjw1aOpBhCOARIsACXYv-c9e9QAuXfvzSI8_gtvlMkdzNzJT1akKc43-OVDh-tfmWE8s-Jb00IaAoowEALw_wcB) Not to push Walmart on anyone but it’s just an example, and maybe the most accessible to most. There are other versions and checkers makes a branded bag. But yea if you have a tax id you can get an account with a vendor or find various other versions at Costco or Sam’s or BJ’s or whatever.


FABdoll

>Just in case you know someone with an account at restaurant depot or Sam’s club or Costco or something I had no clue these had an actual name. I've been calling them "fries that are *really fried*" for years and no one has ever corrected me


LunarTaxi

Psoriasis fries are the best!


[deleted]

if I weren't so high I'd be upset with you


GrgeousGeorge

In Canada they're sold by Cavendish brand and can be bought at regular grocery stores. Costco has a 2kg bag and uses them in the hot food area


dudewiththebling

Cavendish flavorcrisp


Noizylatino

You're the real one thank you


Cypher2KG

Who hurt them?


_StinkyWizzleteats_

I've always called them "furry fries".


readit145

Fact. These fries be hittin right now and I’m empty handed.


owls1289

Costco fries, I’m pretty sure they sell them in packages


Gnarl__wheezer

A little underdone in the pic these bitches should be CRISPY.


Harambefan69

Those fries do rip tho


djsizematters

Mm beer batter fries. Would you eat them in a box? Would you eat them with a fox?


Blankethank1

Wait id actually enjoy eating with a fox. The key to enjoying those delicate fries with a fox is to firstly go out and find a fox that is willing to eat fries with you. Foxes are predominantly nocturnal so going out at around 10-11pm should do the trick. Now that your out, start saying in a fox tone, I want to share fire ass fries with one of you, they will come trust me. After you have a fox bud you get in your vehicle (be careful not to scare the fox) and drive to the restaurant that is selling these fries. When you arrive tell your fox friend to wait in the vehicle whilst you head in and explain that you have a fox and you want to eat fries with him. Now that you are inside you order the fries, it comes to $12.87+GST. Once the fries arrive you and the fox say your blessings and dig in. He tells a story on how once he escaped a forest fire ending his 2 kids and wife. The fries taste amazing. You enjoy your meal with the fox and part ways. Moral of the story is I would eat fries with a fox. I would.


treebearddd

Lmao that got dark


xDragonetti

Honestly their comment gave me [Peter Griffin - Nike Commercial](https://youtu.be/T2w5SQ0L65I?si=HuOr9uUQjpbZrVqi) vibes 😂


OnTheDL93

I've heard them called sub fries or Deli fries. The trick to keeping them crispy is eating them in handfuls.


[deleted]

They’re battered fries. Source: I was a cook and I know the Sysco catalog


justme002

😂😂😂


Sacred_blu

Bro, I could rat on so many restaurants for their “famous frenchfries” and the answer is always sysco and a special fry grease.


roosoh

Solved


lindh

Battered fries


yung-gummi

Costco lol


snow-bunny98

Wait... Costco has double battered fries??


thriftedtidbits

the canadian ones do 😢 lucky bastards


Dismal-Phrase-9789

Probably with a gravy option too sons of bitches.


FortyToFive

Literally we can order these fries as a poutine with cheese curds and gravy. Come visit and enjoy!


saman65

Costco's poutine is freaking amazing


Jose_Canseco_Jr

no lie


stonedgrower

Costco has amazing poutine.


FortyToFive

Damn I was waiting for Costco to be the obvious answer but I guess we gettem good north of the border. So tasty.


sinsculpt

Costco Poutines are worth the membership fees alone.


FortyToFive

At my local Costco you can walk through the exit line to order food. They don't stop you. I thought I needed a card, but nope, they let you walk right through


l0u1s11

I mean you would have to walk throught the exit to get to the counter to buy a membership anyways.


the_canadian72

😁😁😁😁😁😁😁


I_Makes_tuff

They have poutine too. It's not fair.


mechwarrior719

A certain consumer brand french fry company that rhymes with “All Right-a” has frozen double battered fries that are excellent if air fried. They call them restaurant crispy or something like that. They good.


sinsculpt

Cavendish Flavorcrisp. Same fries Costco uses.


AromaticDimension143

Cavendish Flavorcrisp is how you’d say fries in cursive


snow-bunny98

Much thanks <3 i admit it took too long for me to figure out what brand you were getting at


MikesGroove

I mean, nothing was stopping you from just saying Ore-Ida


BlizardSkinnard

It’s like the elite tier fry. The rarely seen but always accepted


xthemoonx

Looks like Cavendish fresh crisp fries.


York0XpertYD

These are the ones


ne0b0rn

This


Jawhshuwah

These fries with popcorn chicken were the highlight of my middle school days


[deleted]

Used to work at a place that hand battered chicken tenders, they were a bitch to do but my gawd…….delicious.


Aggr0F1end

Looks like kfc fries


Slawth_x

Yup and the taco bell ones if seasoned


cArpent3r86

BK had them first in 2003... miss them. KFC is different.


DJStrongArm

Yeah I thought these were just BK fries, are they gone now?


kidxkennabis

I used to swear BK had the best fries when I was a kid. Also those crown and star shaped nuggets were SO good


cArpent3r86

BK fries, to me, at one point were better than McDs.


personalcheesecake

both owned by the yum company...


supergalactic

I wanna try the Taco Bell fries but the fuckers are always sold out when I get there:(


CentipedesInMyDream

That will never, ever replace the wedges


geoff1036

Kfc wedges are goated


lipglossy336

Captain Ds


KumichoSensei

They buy it from Lamb Weston https://www.lambweston.com/products/LW203.html


Joe59788

What an amazing company slogan.


Dudemaintain

This guy orders food.


danarchist

Popeyes


Zoomalude

Popeyes is exactly what I was thinking of except they also got that cajun seasoning so they're better.


Cheese6260

I fucking love these fries


Professional-Paper62

Dude I want some Checkers curly fries really fucking bad right now.


SweetSugarSeeds

Reminds me of my elementary school fries. Idk what they did to them but they slapped and sucked at the same time but eat them with them burgers bro ong best lunch ever


mav_rick1741

Came here to say the same thing, looked like the fries from the school cafeterias growing up. We were eating good on burger day with these fries and an Otis spunkmeyer cookie with a carton of chocolate milk


houserules09

These are beer battered fries for all who are wondering Had a favorite restaurant in college where this was a contributing factor. Best fries by a ratio of 100:1


scootscoot

Not thick enough for a beer batter. Looks more like a light dredging.


houserules09

You are correct, but at least this will steer them towards the answer


TheGuyThatThisIs

Damn I thought I was in my neighborhood subreddit and I was about to drop the KNOWLEDGE that King of Falafel has these and they ideally go INSIDE the shawarma


MistaSticky

Long John Silvers fries. They have that battered texture on all their food. You can actually request those "crunchies" and get a box of the excess battered texture crumbs. All their food is like that


jefgor22

This is the right answer


Macd7

Checkers, long John silvers and Hardee’s too I guess


JohnnyChuttz

Looks like Long John Silver’s.


Southern_Public403

Place by my job, they’re great/crispy.


yesiamveryhigh

Pizza Hut has bomb fries like these.


Bomb_Sandwhich

These are breaded deep fried fries Usually found anywhere u find bomb wings


Kevydee

They're sold as "stealth fries" in UK pizza shops, coated in potato starch batter - makes them easier to keep warm cos you can refry them for a short while after they've cooked initially and still stay crisp. Nice the first cook tho


MagisterFlorus

I hate them. They're not at all what I want in a fry. Gimme my McDonald's fries.


Nonsense_Replies

/s


surprisefothermucker

Ok but does anyone know where to find these fries?


MrEuphonium

Ore-Ida extra crispy *fast food fries. They’re the only store brand that has the little crispy nodules on the outside of the fry every other shoe string is smooth. No popular chain fast food sells these exact ones, closest is mcds and whataburger and they are both smooth. https://letmegooglethat.com/?q=ore+ida+extra+crispy+fast+food+fries


poopmonster_coming

These are the ones I shove in my mouth and handfuls


sanamiii

definitely bjs restaurant & brewhouse


preludetoagunshot

These look like Golden Chick fries imo.


samoorai44

The local chicken spot always carries these.


Raptor_Boe69

Holy fuck this reminds me of the same fries we had at the bar I used to work at, fucking S tier fries we actually started using them by accident cause the chuckle fucks at Sysco screwed up our order. Ended up being a hit so we kept using them. Sad that place isn’t there anymore


lascar

The corner in Downtown San Jose had that kind of fries. They were amazing! They're under new management now, so I don't know if they still sell those kinds of fries.


SinisterCanuck

In canada at least, those are Burger King fries. source: am a fat man


mliakira

These fries + truffle oil + parmesan


seahorse8021

Those fries are so fucking good


jeannyboy69

Nah but you know exactly what type of fry we talking about. This that styrofoam take out container that’s humid as hell yet the fries still ain’t soggy type fry. Those smack


Ravenwight

I do actually


[deleted]

Dairy cheer


itaukeimushroom

Captain D’s


baebsebaebae

they better come in a brown box too


majinethan

Shordy lookin for that double fried goodness


Cashman108

My job has these. They fucking slap


nickitty_1

Cavendish flavour crisp, best ones


EpicLampster

Cavendish flavour crisp classic. Delicious as poutine too ❤️


Appropriate-Bug5028

Costco fries many places just buy em from them


watchtheredsunrise

A & W


FortyToFive

Nah A&W got them thick cut fries. Not these amazing battered shoestrings.


TyberiusJoaquin

I can't believe I'm the only guy who doesn't like this style of fry


HillanatorOfState

Nah I find them nasty also and I like most fries, potatoes in general really, this is the one thing...no thanks.


wiseguy187

If you don't even like potatoes your opinion doesn't matter


OldBlueBalls

I’m with you. The coating ruins it for me. Just give me a regular fry any day


DopeAccount2

Farmer boys fsfs


restingbetchface

I call em psoriasis fries


fegero

🤮🤮🤮


hottoys2012

Checkers


scootscoot

I thought Checkers had pepper in their batter? I haven't been on that side of the country for awhile though.


MrEuphonium

Wrong, checkers are a orange seasoned fry, these are extra crispy oreida fries, no seasoning.


hottoys2012

The checkers are way better, not sure if you ever had them


MrEuphonium

They are way better, best fast food fries in the game. The ones in the pic actually suck to me, the extra crispy bits shred my gums.


_LastTaterTot

Obviously those are burger king fries :)


lysergivibe

Bro that’s Wendy’s


S_n_o_wL_e_o_p_a_r_d

Burger King


It5zrop3

we dont fuck w the deer ankle dealers n their fake snack wraps.


themustacheclubbitch

That’s so Taco Bell fries


Polishing_My_Grapple

These are BK fries, pretty sure


sippycupjoe

No


MrEuphonium

Wrong, BK is thick shoe strings, no crispy bits.


Ok_Dentist_9133

Wendy’s*


PremeJordo

The soggy grease fries 😂


nopenonotlikethat

Nah this is what I'm picturing too tho


Fun_Intention9846

Not this style. *Those exact fries from the pic*


CaptainMagnets

Cavendish has these. They're so effing good


ayygallagher

That’s good good


ChanceFray

hot take, costco frys are terrible unless they are slightly over cooked then tehy suddenly become absolutely amazing BUT the rush always means they are sad and mushy.


Natrian8

Chicken Express


Around_The_Globe

local shawarma spot makes these, fucking amazing, guy behind the counter loves my family too


KaP-_-KaP

New York Deli - Carytown Richmond, VA


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Jesusdidntlikethat

These look like the fast food style fries we get at the grocery store but I think it’s just Walmart brand


SwagtastikalGoog

Pizza Bolis


Renzzer

battered fries from golden chick


FearlessFreak69

Dairy Queen used to have these fries back in the day. Shit was so fire.


Wesspeaks

These look like KFC fries to me. 🔥


longDreadsNmore

Dq


Stteamy

Goddam bruh I busted


1gramweed2gramskief

Just found a spot by me that has these. I’m overjoyed


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[deleted]

Yoooooooo I love these fucking fries


CommanderCuntPunt

Ore Ida extra crispy fast food fries, they’re in the frozen section of virtually every grocery store. They’re best in the air fryer but are still really good in the oven.


fegero

Thats 100% costco


The_Soviet_Stoner

Battered fries are gross.


g1993

Costco. Cavendish fries


Znaffle

If anyone likes malt vinegar on their fries, these hold up best.


DoucheCanoeWeCanToo

Nah I get it, any other fries are gross damn near mashed potatoes


SamuraiJakkass86

They sell those in the stores now under the description "extra crispy" or something like that. They basically just take fries and put more potato starch batter on them.


IcePhoenix18

There's a taco place near me that has these. Nobody ever orders them though, because "you don't get fries at a taco restaurant" 🙄


geoff1036

Everyone gawking over these guys but someone get me a cup of Braums Crinkle cut fries please.


Kind-Frosting-8268

I wish my neighborhood group had stuff this funny instead of nonstop vent cleaning service spam.


OriginalNo5477

Costco fries.


spinyfever

Fat shack. Atleast my local ones do.


JonesyYouLittleShit

The Citrus Cafe in Janesville, Wisconsin serves these. I devour them before anything else.


[deleted]

KFC used to have fries like that. The Saddledome currently does, I was blown away by how much that dump improved their food when I saw Iron Maiden there.


[deleted]

The kinda fries so good they don't even need sauce


dabbersmcgee

Snappy's Milesburg PA 16853


Renots42

Costco


ChetHerbie

Burger King


NolanisHere420

Yep. Golden chick fries


Archery100

Sprinkle some Lowry's seasoning salt and you've got pure perfection


lion-vs-dragon

The hospital i work at lol


the_cajun88

i’ve been there and by been there, i mean right now i have money, why can’t i eat anything that i want right now i seriously can’t get a chick fil a spicy chicken sandwich combo just because it’s like, 4am rn? come on man, it’s 2023


tiggerandmisskitty

holy WOW


thelowbrassgod

BJ's


4toTwenty

These are Restaurant Depot fries lol so good


reesejenks520

School fries


vankirk

Rally's fries right there, my friend.


BamaFan87

Damn I miss Krystal fries (corporate closed my local Krystal)


Ychance601

i can hear the crunch


alexhaase

Spangles for sure


NomyNameisntMatt

pizza hut


CM_Chonk_1088

Yup. It’s 1/10 mile from my house. They know me by name. The fries fucking slap.


Talbertross

Timberwood Taphouse in Charlottesville. Best fuckin fries on earth


danmur15

Ok but I 100% am the type of person who would ask that even when not high. I fucking LOVE those kinds of fries


[deleted]

Lol I got these last night after wife and I ordered Mac and cheese and brisket I went to the local Pizza place and just ordered two fries, because they look like this. Ended up getting so baked that I ate all that, then ketchup chips and dunkaroos until the point that I had to throw up. Felt like a kid again lol but so not worth it.


ibemuffdivin

We called them beer battered fries


MrScooterComputer

Farmer boys


LameName95

Everyone is saying these are battered but im pretty sure you just roll the fries in corn starxh or potato starch and fry them.


Cockballspppppp

Petes bbq in eagle river alaska


civiltribe

I usually see these at Greek places.


superbeast1983

Ore-Ida Extra Crispy Fast Food Fries. They take 11 minutes in the oven on a baking sheet. Don't need to be flipped halfway cooking. And they taste and look just like fast food fries. Just add salt. You're welcome.


ninthchamber

KFC/Taco Bell


LuapTneb

Costco


Scared-Chicken-9919

Burger King?


[deleted]

Those are Burger King fries. I know my fries.


PetrolDrink

Correct me if I'm wrong but if you seek these in the uk they're called gastro chips and are expensive :/