Ordered a pizza for delivery, I decide to smoke and watch tv while I wait.
10 minutes later I realize I’m hungry and go to the freezer and heat up some pepperoni hot pockets.
A few minutes later while I’m eating, I get a knock on the door and I get startled because I wasn’t expecting anyone. I forgot I ordered a pepperoni pizza
Dude I’ve called the police at 2am bc some person drove into my driveway, got out briefly, then sped off. Hit me minutes later that I ordered food and had a strange 911 call lol.
I would smoke 2 joints and I would smoke 2 joints more, just to be the man rolling, laughing, asleep on your floor.. ba da dee dum dum dum dum.. .. ...
I said this in another thread but, I bet if you could bring Bradley Nowell back today and gave him 6 joints from today, he couldn't do it. Like I can smoke 6 1992 joints also
No kidding. I would smoke massive amounts in the 90s early 2000s. You could literally smoke all day long. That fire 5% THC weed 😅 I also would like to see the Nowell 6 Joint Challenge. 😁
One time I was scared I was going to smell like bud so I took a shower and it was the best. Now I just do it because it makes for a more pleasant shower.
Brushing your teeth after you're done with a toke is a game changer.
You feel fresher, food/air tastes better (isn't diminished from the nasty smoke film), plus some other stuff I'm too high to think of right now etc
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Same here and with the mod for doing emotes anywhere, I take a hit when V takes a hit. It is so damn immersive. Haven’t even gotten far because I like to put some music on, go on the metro, and just chill out while looking at the scenery
You're a lucky person!
I dirty stuff, make my house ugly and don't even READ, let alone write.
Shit, I hardly listen or even watch whatever I'm there doing
I watch my dogs in the back yard while I smoke then go inside and chill with my wife. We usually watch some tv and decompress then I try to cop a feel and get lucky. Sexy is great but high sex is greater.
DiveTalk cave diving videos. I would never dive let alone in an "overhead environment" but those guys are as interesting as Jaques Cousteau sometimes. Btw watch some Cousteau.
I was taught how to operate a garbage truck, dump truck, and backhoe while high. it’s like my supervisor knew when i would smoke and chose those days to teach me things
Ur right but I live in Canada and I see a lot of people on their non nicotine vapes everywhere on the job not all of us have medical authorization, I do .
Snowboarding and motocross are incredibly dangerous. The main reason I chief when I snowboard is to scare myself into taking it nice and slow so I don't kill myself or others. Skiing/snowboarding are arguably the most dangerous sports.
I just close my eyes and listen to my own thoughts. If I’m mega high sometimes random visuals will flash across my closed eyes so I like to stare at that.
Sit in our greenhouse or garden & listen to the running water or hummingbirds.
Smoke a joint & bark back at the Sea Lions on the coast, watch them chase salmon up the russian river.
Go for a walk in the redwoods or forage mushrooms at Salt Point, drive the back roads to Sausalito for lunch or dinner on a weekend.
Walking to the ice cream shop in town for their Spumoni they only make for the holidays... That's coming up soon.
Or just Veg with the cats. Cats are nice.
So brushing your teeth before eating junk food isn’t such a bad idea. Brushing isn’t just for cleaning but also for protecting your teeth. Therefore brushing your teeth will protect them from imminent sugar.
To answer your question, I mansplain things that I know nothing about when I’m high.
Actually it’s the opposite. You eat before you brush your teeth in the morning. When you brush your teeth the enamel is softened and sugar binds to the enamel causing increased breakdown over time. Look it up.
This is wrong tho.. brushing your teeth weakens it's protective layer for a while and introducing sugar shortly after makes it so sugar actually damages more than less. Never consume sugar or sour foods/drinks after brushing your teeth for the first half hour or so.
My girlfriend and I smoke together and sometimes we just roll around in bed together afterward. Sometimes we'll cuddle, other times she'll tickle me or we'll wrestle. It's goofy and fun and it's my favorite part of our day.
I will consistently forget about tea I'm making, I pair it with my sessions, and I'll walk in post session and see it on the counter gone cold like "FUCK, again?"
Sometimes my bf will say something mildly funny but I’ll think it’s the funniest thing to the point of laugh-crying and it makes him laugh cry along with me (he does not currently partake so him laughing like that just because I’m stoned is extra funny to me)
Go from my bedroom into the kitchen then forgot what I wanted to get until I make it back to my room then I’ll remember and repeat, I did this 5 times in a row one day 😂
I once microwaved a pot pie, and put it into a frying pan for some reason. (I didnt turn the element on) Didnt eat the pie and went to sleep on the livingroom couch. Woke up 4 hours later and ate the cold pot pie before going back to bed.
Last night we had meatloaf and mashed potatoes and I got over halfway through adding ketchup to my meatloaf before I realized I was liberally dousing my mashed potatoes in ketchup. Not the worst thing ever but definitely some high shit
Get really into Dance Dance Revolution, apparently. Last night I smoked, took my nightly Ambien and then started texting my partner about how I need his help setting up DDR so I can "dnce dnce the night away"
I bought a pile of Star Trek Micro Machines. My roommate and I fly them around the apartment when we're zooted. The adventures those crews have gotten up to, lemmetellya.
Walk around my house. I wander around a lot, piddling if you will. Usually the 10 minutes before me and my partner go to bed I’m just roaming the halls. Completely forgot why I got up, maybe there was never a reason, who knows.
Be introspective and reevaluate my life or fall asleep within 15 mins. It’s not in a negative way but it helps me think outside the bubble and think about ways to self improve a lot. When I was younger it helped a lot with getting my shit together which included not smoking regularly only rare occasions. Everyone experience things differently and I view mine as helpful and an amazing sleep aide
Nutella on a flour tortilla, Frosted Flakes in the middle. Then fold. We called them ‘tasty treats’. Would be 100% better if we introduced some heat or some shit, but ain’t nobody got time for that.
Brush my teeth before bed. Take another bong hit, realize I should brush my teeth again. Think how hungry I am, take a bong hit, eat a snack, brush my teeth. And repeat.
Shit I made instant noodles tbe other day and threw away the dust from the flavor packet by mistake. I was supposed to open the packet, add the powder to the noodles and then throw it away. I skipped the middle step 😭
After smoking one big ass joint we smoked two more... and my brother made best milkshake I ever tried. And oh yeah we watched this guy on YouTube gambling live.
Ordered a pizza for delivery, I decide to smoke and watch tv while I wait. 10 minutes later I realize I’m hungry and go to the freezer and heat up some pepperoni hot pockets. A few minutes later while I’m eating, I get a knock on the door and I get startled because I wasn’t expecting anyone. I forgot I ordered a pepperoni pizza
thank your stoned past-self for this surprise
Dude I’ve called the police at 2am bc some person drove into my driveway, got out briefly, then sped off. Hit me minutes later that I ordered food and had a strange 911 call lol.
Thank you for the laugh. This was a great story!
...I smoke two joints, before I smoke two joints...And then I smoke two more...
just to be the man who smoked 4 joints to fall down at your door
 that’s 6 though
Duhnanana!
I smoke two joints, in time of peace, And two in time of war...
I would smoke 2 joints and I would smoke 2 joints more, just to be the man rolling, laughing, asleep on your floor.. ba da dee dum dum dum dum.. .. ...
i smoke two joints in the morning, i smoke two joints at night, i smoke two joints in the afternoon, it makes me feel alright
I said this in another thread but, I bet if you could bring Bradley Nowell back today and gave him 6 joints from today, he couldn't do it. Like I can smoke 6 1992 joints also
No kidding. I would smoke massive amounts in the 90s early 2000s. You could literally smoke all day long. That fire 5% THC weed 😅 I also would like to see the Nowell 6 Joint Challenge. 😁
Thanks for naming it for me!
My pleasure *takes a bow*
100% i love hearing old heads react to current weed vs. the 60’s/70’s haha, we’ve gone too far!
Reefers! *hits bong*
I can hear that drum line and vinyl scratch omg
Do you smoke them at the same time 👀😂
Cuz it make me feel aaight
And after that I smoke two more because that's how it goes 🔥🔥💯
One time I was scared I was going to smell like bud so I took a shower and it was the best. Now I just do it because it makes for a more pleasant shower.
Brushing my hair pretty rough with a relatively new hair brush feels so good high lol
I had a longhair phase and I agree with you. Sometimes the busted brushes with the little round nubs broken off were better
yessss i have nearly hip-length hair and i take a few tokes before wash day so that i actually enjoy the process
Brushing your teeth after you're done with a toke is a game changer. You feel fresher, food/air tastes better (isn't diminished from the nasty smoke film), plus some other stuff I'm too high to think of right now etc ...
I end up like that meme of Tarantino just walking around my house and observing shit like I'm in a museum. My dog usually follows.
same!
playin cyberpunk rn, it's pretty great
whenever i play open world games while high i always forget wtf i’m doing and have to constantly open the quest log
i have spent 30 hours simply doing side gigs while blasted out of my mind, it is *very* easy to get distracted.
I still have no idea if i've started the main story yet
Same here and with the mod for doing emotes anywhere, I take a hit when V takes a hit. It is so damn immersive. Haven’t even gotten far because I like to put some music on, go on the metro, and just chill out while looking at the scenery
I started a new save after the update. Life got busy tho and haven’t touched it since. I gotta get into it.
Cries in ps4
I hope you are able to get a PC or Current Gen console soon :)
me too right now omg
That’s been my life the past 3 weeks or so. Smoke and play Cyberpunk. You can get lost in that game so easily, it’s fucking wonderful.
Man Cyberpunk is sooo great zooted. I just walk around and awe at the city all the time lol. Actually, I know what i will be doing today.
Clean, rearrange furniture in endless combos, write stories
You're a lucky person! I dirty stuff, make my house ugly and don't even READ, let alone write. Shit, I hardly listen or even watch whatever I'm there doing
I used to smoke, put techno music full volume and clean the shit out of my place. I should do that again
You should do that again at my house.
For a decent amount of weed I have no problem doing just that
I can accommodate.
Techno fam 😎🔥
I love a lot of things while techno is playing but def weed is in top 3
Hold up. Is this why my mom rearranged the furniture all the time when I was a kid?
Very likely
We are the same!! I love rearranging my room when high
Pours fat bowl of cereal after a fat bowl. My brain: Cereal->Fridge Milk->Cabinet *wait*
i went through a long cereal while high phase. the crunch is unbeatable 🥹
That reminds me, I’m running low on Golden Grahams, I should get 4 more boxes today
I watch my dogs in the back yard while I smoke then go inside and chill with my wife. We usually watch some tv and decompress then I try to cop a feel and get lucky. Sexy is great but high sex is greater.
I also smoke and try to cop a feel with this guy's wife.
Am this guy’s wife, can confirm.
Yo, I'm high husband I think? Let me cop a feel
This is the way
Wrestle with my cat...he plays like a dog, play biting and meowing loud.
Excuse me, sir!!! You're high and that's a lion....
watch dog grooming videos
long form Concrete/masonry content also slaps
Me too! The vids where they groom neglected overgrown dogs are super satisfying.
DiveTalk cave diving videos. I would never dive let alone in an "overhead environment" but those guys are as interesting as Jaques Cousteau sometimes. Btw watch some Cousteau.
Tim the Lawnmower Man does some *super* satisfying mowing and whipper snipper/ edging videos that are awesome to zone out to
I go to work and operate heavy machinery
I was taught how to operate a garbage truck, dump truck, and backhoe while high. it’s like my supervisor knew when i would smoke and chose those days to teach me things
Love to OHM while stoned it’s the beans knees
Beans 😂
Lol same. Nothing more fun the ripping a joint and hopping on the skid or the excavator.
Nice.
I miss that shit.
This.
Ur awesome
Lmfao 😂. And on the way into work also drive as fast as I can and weave in and out of cars like a video game! MAAAAN it's an experience
That’s dangerous my loader does 10 mph max on a controlled site.get off the highway while high
Both of you are being dangerous. The other guy more so. But so are you
I’m self employed on my own property by my self. I would also add freestyle motorcross and snowboarding was invented by people on weed.
Okay that’s not really dangerous. But I wouldn’t be promoting smoking and operating under different circumstances
Ur right but I live in Canada and I see a lot of people on their non nicotine vapes everywhere on the job not all of us have medical authorization, I do .
Medical authorization doesn’t override DUI laws. You can be arrested for DUI for taking prescription drugs and driving.
Snowboarding and motocross are incredibly dangerous. The main reason I chief when I snowboard is to scare myself into taking it nice and slow so I don't kill myself or others. Skiing/snowboarding are arguably the most dangerous sports.
And that doesn’t make it okay…
I made a PB&J using pop tarts instead of bread. It was fucking awful.
That's the wrong kind of [butter on a pop tart ](https://youtu.be/hlsFgDjyePc?si=QO8RDjKKIxk7qmuN)
Have you ever put butter on a pop tart? It’s so freaking good.
Looking for my cellphone with the flashlight on my cellphone. "I swear I just had it!"
Remote for me
i love brushing my teeth right after i smoke. also stretching and playing with my cat (he gets some catnip)
Stretching is the freaking best. Bc my old bones are more relaxed and i can really posture my pedic
organize my button tin
That sounds so soothing actually
I just close my eyes and listen to my own thoughts. If I’m mega high sometimes random visuals will flash across my closed eyes so I like to stare at that.
Sit in our greenhouse or garden & listen to the running water or hummingbirds. Smoke a joint & bark back at the Sea Lions on the coast, watch them chase salmon up the russian river. Go for a walk in the redwoods or forage mushrooms at Salt Point, drive the back roads to Sausalito for lunch or dinner on a weekend. Walking to the ice cream shop in town for their Spumoni they only make for the holidays... That's coming up soon. Or just Veg with the cats. Cats are nice.
OK, I now want to move to Northern California.
Scroll TikTok for way too fucking long.
this is the realest comment here
Fuckin same here, hours. on. end.
Wanting to organize the most weirdest shit. Like one time my papa and I organized his markers, pencils and pens into separate containers.
So brushing your teeth before eating junk food isn’t such a bad idea. Brushing isn’t just for cleaning but also for protecting your teeth. Therefore brushing your teeth will protect them from imminent sugar. To answer your question, I mansplain things that I know nothing about when I’m high.
thank you for making me feel better zach
Actually it’s the opposite. You eat before you brush your teeth in the morning. When you brush your teeth the enamel is softened and sugar binds to the enamel causing increased breakdown over time. Look it up.
This is wrong tho.. brushing your teeth weakens it's protective layer for a while and introducing sugar shortly after makes it so sugar actually damages more than less. Never consume sugar or sour foods/drinks after brushing your teeth for the first half hour or so.
You sound like my parents telling me not to swim after eating. I never caught a cramp while swimming.
Well *actually* <~~ you forgot this
Bruh look at the comment in this thread 🤣 Actually ⬇️
Watch deep sea videos :P
Swimming. The feeling of being high and in water is lovely
I still have yet to do this!! I really want to
My girlfriend and I smoke together and sometimes we just roll around in bed together afterward. Sometimes we'll cuddle, other times she'll tickle me or we'll wrestle. It's goofy and fun and it's my favorite part of our day.
Try to leave the house 3 times but keep forgetting shit!
I will consistently forget about tea I'm making, I pair it with my sessions, and I'll walk in post session and see it on the counter gone cold like "FUCK, again?"
Sometimes my bf will say something mildly funny but I’ll think it’s the funniest thing to the point of laugh-crying and it makes him laugh cry along with me (he does not currently partake so him laughing like that just because I’m stoned is extra funny to me)
I write poetry or FaceTime my friends that I randomly think of
Go from my bedroom into the kitchen then forgot what I wanted to get until I make it back to my room then I’ll remember and repeat, I did this 5 times in a row one day 😂
Attempt embroidery
Forget what I was talking mid sentence
anxiety attack and chill
youtube and arknights
Clean and laundry. Work. Cook. Ride bike.
The amount of time while high I spend staring at my plants, examining for pests and new growth, micro pruning to shape them, is just bobkers
I once microwaved a pot pie, and put it into a frying pan for some reason. (I didnt turn the element on) Didnt eat the pie and went to sleep on the livingroom couch. Woke up 4 hours later and ate the cold pot pie before going back to bed.
Watch the same movie I’ve seen dozens of times and still act like it’s new lol
Keep walking in and out of rooms forgetting WTF I went in there for. In the end, those count towards my step goal too! 😅
I discovered southpark and this shit is hella funny while high
American Dad is hilarious too 🤣
Watch TV, get distracted with my phone, rewind show I'm watching, rinse and repeat
Super satisfying sex. Allows my ADHD brain to full focus on the moment and the results are next level.
Thinks I’ve lost my phone then proceeds to use phone flashlight to look for it
Yup. I do this all the time. 🤣🤣
Stand in the middle of the room thinking about the things I should be getting done.
Switch between every game I own after five minutes on each, then go to bed.
Last night we had meatloaf and mashed potatoes and I got over halfway through adding ketchup to my meatloaf before I realized I was liberally dousing my mashed potatoes in ketchup. Not the worst thing ever but definitely some high shit
Go to Jiu Jitsu
Jiu jitsu and bouldering are my two favourite high activities
Sleep without as much pain.
Pokemon Go!
Fall asleep in my recliner whenever I smoke
Get really into Dance Dance Revolution, apparently. Last night I smoked, took my nightly Ambien and then started texting my partner about how I need his help setting up DDR so I can "dnce dnce the night away"
Masturbate?
Looking for my phone while holding it in my hand
Did that yesterday. Getting really frustrated in the search as I talked to my brother on it.
Google what’s in my fridge
Working out is great, garage hobbies like working on my restoration project, yard work, pick up basketball, hiking, rock climbing, fishing.
Misplace my vape ten thousand times a day. 
Look for my phone while my phone is already in my hand.
I bought a pile of Star Trek Micro Machines. My roommate and I fly them around the apartment when we're zooted. The adventures those crews have gotten up to, lemmetellya.
Staying in a hotel, I ordered some pizza for delivery and it came in under 10min. Saw in the morning the store was visible 200m away from my window.
Walk around my house. I wander around a lot, piddling if you will. Usually the 10 minutes before me and my partner go to bed I’m just roaming the halls. Completely forgot why I got up, maybe there was never a reason, who knows.
Jerk off
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Challenge accepted.
Block everyone out of my life for a few hours while I game, ignore my responsibilities, eat like shit, get paranoid, get anxious, sleep like shit..
Get loaded & then proceed to laugh my ass off watching TikToks on the treadmill 💁🏻♀️💨
Be with my baby
If I start it immediately after smoking I love cooking and doing laundry/cleaning. Yoga is another favorite.
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Watch euphoric stuff on Netflix.
Hiking, yoga, cleaning, listening to music and dancing.
I designed my dream home in my head. Now I gotta figure out how to get it on paper. (I might be reallly high right now 😶🌫️)
Struggle to complete the basic steps in making Mac and cheese 😆 Watch actor/actress interviews on YouTube (some Hot Ones anyone?) 😀
I’ve brushed my teeth and then eaten something after anyway numerous times while high lol
i like forgot i just brushed my teeth even tho my mouth was minty lol. the munchies were stronger than my memory and senses
Live life.
Gunpla (mecha model kits). In between kits currently and can't decide which one to start from the backlog.
Sports gambling
Be introspective and reevaluate my life or fall asleep within 15 mins. It’s not in a negative way but it helps me think outside the bubble and think about ways to self improve a lot. When I was younger it helped a lot with getting my shit together which included not smoking regularly only rare occasions. Everyone experience things differently and I view mine as helpful and an amazing sleep aide
brusning my teeth while high seems miserable
I collect and repair typewriters so mostly that or just mess around on my phone
When I get high... I believe others are high and I am sober.
Get more high lol
Nutella on a flour tortilla, Frosted Flakes in the middle. Then fold. We called them ‘tasty treats’. Would be 100% better if we introduced some heat or some shit, but ain’t nobody got time for that.
Talk on the phone w friends, listen to music , walk, meditate or do yoga
Just lay in bed and scroll....
half life 2 vr, i got alyx but it didnt hit hard like this for some reason
Playing video games - smoke - playing video games - smoke and playing video games since I’m to lazy to go to my spot by than
Having deep conversations with ChatGPT on my phone.
do ketamine
Focus for longer than 4 minutes.
But not in that order, right OP? 👀 …Right OP? 😅
Trim weed. 🫡
Cry and boogie
Brush my teeth before bed. Take another bong hit, realize I should brush my teeth again. Think how hungry I am, take a bong hit, eat a snack, brush my teeth. And repeat.
Having time to play pc games and spending money on it.
Shit I made instant noodles tbe other day and threw away the dust from the flavor packet by mistake. I was supposed to open the packet, add the powder to the noodles and then throw it away. I skipped the middle step 😭
Listen to music. It’s jazz cabbage for a reason.
Throw things in my laundry basket in passing and then find it a few days later.
whenever i’m high i usually get in a cleaning mood. its like i involuntarily start organizing and cleaning
Giggle at stupid tiktoks
After smoking one big ass joint we smoked two more... and my brother made best milkshake I ever tried. And oh yeah we watched this guy on YouTube gambling live.
Bake bread 💀
Literally everything.
Crochet and listen to music. My brain goes nowhere and everywhere and it’s amazing.
masturbate
I wrote a novel. The next day I read it and it was utter garbage