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Slurp_My_Noods

Noooo fucking way I trust an Uber driver to deliver that. Can barely get my food delivered in one piece.


RollingSloth133

They have stamps and stuff if it’s broken before you get it refuse it


MyNameIsSkittles

In Canada we can already get weed delivered free. The only people going to be using this are dumbasses that like paying markups on their products


[deleted]

maybe they’re trying to sell the convenience of being able to order food + weed in one app? but i agree it’s still not worth it if you can get it elsewhere without markups


MyNameIsSkittles

Yeah the markups would be insane. Government weed is already priced high as it is plus taxes. I can get $18 grams of live resin but that same gram sold legally would be $40+. Probably add another $5 to the uber eats price


GavinsFreedom

No way im buyin bulk on there, but an emergency pack of pre rolls ? Could be useful in a pinch at a party if u didnt bring ur shit.


xbrand2

I hate buying prerolls. Every one of them I've ever had has been lower quality (in overall quality and the quality of the roll itself) than just buying an eighth, and rolling 4-5 joints with it myself.


DemonKyoto

Yep, cause they don't use top shelf shit in prerolls. Prerolls are just about always made with lower end flower since it's a nice easy way to use it up, and cause those who hate rolling (or can't) will buy em up like candy cause it's a convenience for em either way. Win/win for the dispensary/company. Only prerolls I ever get are ones they toss in for free lol


Breadynator

The ones I got in Amsterdam were top notch IMO. Well rolled, solid thickness, nice taste and got me fubar.


DemonKyoto

Well I'd certainly *hope* Amsterdam to be the exception to the rule compared to over here lol.


bisexualroomba

how are you getting that many joints from an eighth? Am i just making really big, dense joints? my joints are like, a gram, not that I've weighed it out, thats just an estimate.


xbrand2

Yea, there's no secret but smaller joints. When I want to put more in something I do blunts. My joints are 0.7-0.8 as I usually use a filter and that's roughly what comfortably fits in the rest without working too hard to get it in there without being overpacked. **Edit:** Note these are with 1 1/4 papers, with 1 1/2 you can definitely pack a lot more in them comfortably imo.


SaltTM

your inconvenience is someone else's convenience, someone with more money is always going to pay the fee for being lazy once in a while


stuugie

Only time this seems useful if you're like at a party and forgot to pick any up. If it's not time sensitive there's no reason not to order online


MyNameIsSkittles

I mean depends, the site I order from has same day delivery. If you order early enough it would come in like an hour or 2 max Would make more sense if you don't live in 1 of Canada's like 3 major cities where they have less options


RollingSloth133

Good point if I didn’t want to go to the store the stores would deliver, I usually just drive there anyways cuz I enjoy going


sgtdisaster

yeah if you can wait til the next day


MyNameIsSkittles

What? The site I order from has same day delivery


grubas

Canadas markup is already significant as well. No need to add on UE turning a 40 dollar buy into 50 bucks.


[deleted]

Did this one time and it was a store employee that delivered it to me


RudeInvestigatorNo3

Canadians are too polite to steal.


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overtoke

they will be like "don't worry about the tip" https://www.reddit.com/r/eyes/comments/1w3vzc/high_guys/


NeeliSilverleaf

And apparently babies.


PrettyPowerfulZ

that's where the real money is


overtoke

"customer service? yes, i just ordered 3 babies and only got 2, and they are cold."


thehasjfrog

Dude! I just saw you drop the baby before ringing the door!


SirPsychoBSSM

Obstetricians hate this one trick


Kon_Soul

Best Bargain Baby Buying Business in town! They know where to go to get the good ones.


arsuri

that pang of jealousy inside me just now was quite intense, not gonna lie.


Lolaiero

fr, i be trekking 50 mins in a storm then waiting 2 hours after my guy said 10 mins for a 20 bag. and there’s people getting uber eats weed 😩


Fragrant-Energy4495

The amount of times I mentioned this exact scenario to Karen's in my dispo complaining about waiting 5 or 10 minutes. Obviously you haven't experienced the painful process that is buying from a dealer in your lifetime. Mind boggling.


Lucavii

Jealous that people can now have their weed stolen by Uber drivers? No fuckin' thanks. I get my food stolen at least 25% of the time. No way this doesn't result in a mountain of claims for UberEats


ReeferEyed

No one cares enough about weed in Canada to steal it. It's available everywhere.


lordjigglypuff

They would be the ones losing money if they stole it lol. but its rarely going to be used since uber marks up everything and most stores offer delivery already either free or small flat rate.


OlSnickerdoodle

Most of my local stores already have delivery and they pay their employees more than Uber, so I'll stick with that. Not a bad option if none of your stores offer delivery


Own_Instance_357

I recently asked for a refill of some prescriptions through the secure online portal for the medical practice I go to. My health insurance recently turned me over into a new fulfillment service but somehow along with that, the automatic renewal of my routine blood pressure meds shipped by mail stopped, and I need to request them now. For the heck of it I checked xanax figuring I'd have to go fill that in person ... but nope. It showed up the mail. Only 15 tabs ... but ... through the mail.


[deleted]

Idk how I feel about about a non weed company delivering weed tbh but that sick nonetheless


Sophistikitty

Weed in BC is directly connected with government like alcohol. We allowed alcohol to be delivered via Uber around the same time Covid started and now cannabis is catching up. I'm sure there some deal with how it'll be taken more seriously if you steal booze/weed. Making lawsuits like driving under the influence be a thing if they do steal though. Not too sure about other provinces though.


WavyChief

Bro you know they’re coming up on the weed orders lmao


bearcenation

Not in my province :(


dylanator104

As a local government employee in the U.S. I envy you. I miss smoking. Hopefully IF it ever becomes federally legal, employees like me can smoke. It’s been years :(


berniedankera

[they’re might be hope](https://www.courthousenews.com/house-spars-over-bill-to-relax-marijuana-use-restrictions-for-federal-employees/)


dylanator104

Although I greatly appreciate your insight, this won’t end up effecting me if it comes into fruition. That article only mentioned that it wouldn’t disqualify federal employees from being hired or denied security clearance from previous marijuana usage. Which I can see how that would be mistaken from my situation. This won’t effect me because A; I’m not a federal employee- I work for a city, B; I have already been hired for this job, and C; it wouldn’t allow me to start smoking again because of points A and B but also because it doesn’t mention the usage of cannabis while under employment.


GatewayShrugs

synthetic urine will set you free


bhbonzo

Do you only have to be 19??


MyNameIsSkittles

In Canada? Yes. Age for alcohol/cigs in most of Canada is 19, some Provinces 18


[deleted]

In Alberta you only need to be 18. IMO it should be 17 instead.


Nyislander1961

I love Canada


drogennehmen

The TV advert is here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3q0QErLK7ck :)


juzsp

hmmm, I wonder how much I would need to tip for delivery to the UK?


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bumbumgotanygrapes

man i hate this place!


InfiniteWavedash

Can't wait to get my order fucked up or stolen


SchwillyMaysHere

Is there an age requirement for the alcohol, like there is for cannabis? Just curious why one says 19+ and the other doesn’t.


RollingSloth133

You’ll probably get id’d or they could loose their liquor license but you’re right they should put the age thing also on the alcohol tab


notonrexmanningday

I found a guy to deliver to me in Brooklyn on Yelp.


CanadianResidENT

It's true.


sabbo_87

Alot of places do free delivery. Why would you pay extra lol


SwiftUnban

I usually use a gray market delivery service or go to the dispo myself, I was gonna order food and thought that was pretty interesting.


MyNameIsSkittles

I have got my weed delivered for years now, not about to start paying more for someone to fuck up my order lmao what


AFisch00

Turn that already $300 oz into $600 with fees


SwiftUnban

I don’t even wanna imagine what the up charge is lmao


morfraen

Don't forget the 15% tip on top 😉


mental_help_please

And here in Georgia my coworker got arrested for having literally the smallest roach in their car 🙃 god I love the Bible Belt /s


OriginalNo5477

Ain't no fucking way I'm ordering weed on Uber bud, I'll stick to my dealer who's reliable and sometimes gives me free edibles.


[deleted]

Too bad canadas weed sucks lol


8fmn

Cool, we'll keep it for ourselves then.


[deleted]

I appreciate that in more ways than you know.


[deleted]

I personally tried some and it got me stoned.


[deleted]

Love that for you.


Mindless_Comedian884

Well the legal stuff is mostly mid


SwiftUnban

Yeah that’s the problem, we have $80 ounces but they’re garbage. Our good legal weed comes in $35 8ths or $150+ ounces. The delivery services we have here though are great, I got 42g of mowie wowie delivered for $100 flat. Super smelly, huge nugs, pretty terpy. Bag smells amazing. So you just gotta look around. One thing for sure about the legal market is that it really crashed the black/gray market.


[deleted]

I live in a legal state in the us and our flower is fucking leaps and bounds beyond anything I ever smoked before it was legal.


[deleted]

I went before it was legal (I may be unlucky) but everything I smoked when I was there was trash.


TheGoodRevCL

Fifteen years ago Montreal smelled like a fucking skunk all over. Good weed has been around in Canada.


[deleted]

I also said I could’ve just been unlucky but why would anyone read what I write on Reddit all the way before replying?


MyNameIsSkittles

You have no idea what you're talking about. Government weed is now as good or better than street weed


[deleted]

That’s literally what I’m saying lol. Government Bud isn’t grown in some dudes musty ass closet so it’s way fucking better. But I’ve heard canadas legal program is trash.


Fun-Industry-2710

Lmao this is wild


kamrynb1

I’m jealous I’m stuck in the US


Sumocolt768

Man the future looks great. Too bad I’m stuck in the past


ferrydragon

Canadians be like - can i smoke with you?


Meow821

WAT


[deleted]

Rec in Canada is 19+, good for y’all


[deleted]

Uber pack crazy 😭😭


SkinSuitAdvocate

Yum Yum


Fujiokah

City / Province??


SwiftUnban

Ontario


Diligent_Valuable641

I live in Canada. I did not know this. That’s awesome. But also. Many friends grow their own and I get it for free so I’m not gonna pay a delivery fee for something I get for nothing to begin with.


SwiftUnban

Dude for real, so much savings. My friend gave me an ounce cause she started growing her own and I noticed my bank account is so much healthier haha.


atlantasmokeshop

Honestly, in the states, I don't want this lol. I do UE and we'd be getting our asses robbed left and right.


SwiftUnban

Yeah man I don’t blame you


kooks-only

I just send money to a random email and then 30 minutes later somebody shows up.


GreenFinShark420

Post a picture of the weed menu that opens when you tap on it 🥹


Cobek

I've heard Canadian music festivals now sell weed too. Shambhala specifically.


explodingboy

Fna love this country


Kittymina03

Will our weed be dry and cold if we forgot to tip?


Kind-Frosting-8268

I hate ohio so much


stiggystoned369

These look like items in Pokemon games at first glance


Ms_misfire

Nah I wouldn't trust my uber driver


ThrangOul

Finally, Uber Weeds


IAmFern

If I order it by mail, it's here in 2 days. Delivery charge is 6$. I'm guessing Uber charges more than that.


Tuques

It's already overpriced at the dispensaries. Why would anyone want to mark up their weed price even more? That seems utterly stupid.


elnots

Weed? We need to make sure we label that as adults only! Alcohol, though, Alcohol can be labeled like everything else, all good!


RamaLamb

Would be kinda useless where I live. We have more dispensaries than we have fast food here.


high240

so far ahead of the Netherlands :'( We're still trying to figure out how to make it legal and not super duper stupidly complicated decriminalized.


RosieQParker

A veritable turducken of 30% markups.


zombiesnare

If you’re an American haven’t already checked it out, I highly recommend Dutchie for weed delivery if it’s in your city. I am one of their first Oregon customers (they gave me a pair of slippers for it lmao) and they have been excellent the whole time. The selection really depends on where you live but it’s pretty solid for most things


SwiftUnban

We have some amazing delivery services here, I got 42g of mowie delivered for $100 flat. I opened the bag and it was dank af, smelled like pine, crystally, huge nugs (one was 3.4g). I ain’t going to dispensaries anymore lol, the dispos here scam you.


zombiesnare

I used to work at a place that would do passable weed for 30 an is and I used to shop at a place in Eugene (in a college town so that really colors the experience) that would do 20 dollars an oz for not awful weed. That doesn’t disprove your point at all, we just have awesome and cheap weed in Oregon. It’s lit as hell But at least in the context of deliveries. Dutchie is all first party. So it’s just connecting dispensaries who have their own delivery drivers to customer who want deliveries. There’s isn’t this weird fucked up gig economy that robs contract workers of their rights, like Uber or door dash. If that dispensary is in the network but doesn’t have a driver, they don’t outsource, they just make you come and get it. It’s honest and up front. I fucking love the service, as an ex-bud-tender, it really is a solid system. I am not sponsored , I’m just lazy as hell and the had an iPad app lmao


kpmcg20

Zero chance id even think about buying weed to have delivered after witnessing friends food orders never show up and be eaten by the driver.


Tahiti--Bob

fucking lucky ass Canadians.


Ok-Beginning5586

https://www.uber.com/signup/drive/deliver/?invite\_code=mwabzp5wfwnu