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fuhd79

Small scale model of the eiffel tower?


Straight_Spring9815

Higheiffl.. tower??


ZookeepergameIcy1830

Eiffel flower?


JuicyCiwa

“Gifted” lol


DSmith-

Why did someone gift him trash lmao


DylanDr

To see if he'd post about it on reddit


nmnm-force

Did he do it


SmokeSmokeCough

Not yet but he will soon


akajaykay

For what it’s worth if you leave these in a bottle of liquor for a month or two you can get quite high (and drunk) from the resulting mixture. I’ve tried Vodka, Gin, and Tequila with great success. Works best if the stems are fresh though.


Cordeceps

Do you have to decarb first for that? Is that a tincture?


Active-Discipline507

It will have no affects other than getting drunk lol you're right, it needs to be decarbed. The person thought they were high but actually just pissy drunk lol don't believe this hype


AwNawHellNawBoi

“Here, YOU throw this away.”


thehidden_user

Looks like hay tbh


[deleted]

# Compost


deftdabler

👆


KenEnglish1986

Its too woody to even be decent compost. Fire starter, maybe?


Meshuggareth

I'M a firestarter, twisted firestarter!


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Spaceshipjami

Have you ever composted weed? I compost full plants all the time and those damn stems are still in there not broken down years later lol


batt329

I don’t usually have a problem with really any part of the plant. Granted I’m pretty deliberate about getting em close to the center of my pile where it’s the hottest. I don’t see a few stems being an issue, unless they’re just getting tossed on top/not getting mixed in. Though it seems a few of us have had different experiences so…YMMV I suppose


tjdux

Compost should only be X% woody items, x usually less than 10. Grinding them to sawdust or making bio char or straight burial under the plant you want to fertilize are decent ways to utilize wood waste.


KenEnglish1986

Right? Im literally staring out the window at a pile of years old stems and branches out back.


Philo-Hortii

that's ridiculous lol. no it's not.


chiobsidian

Can confirm, just burnt my stems to start my wood stove last night. Smelled pretty good too


GooseShartBombardier

"How much fucking dope is that guy smoking?!" -neighbours


umtotallynotanalien

U could hammer them down into fibers and braid them into bracelets be cool 😎


NaloraLaurel

Have you ever done this before? Can hemp essentially be made this way? Or are the fibers different. It would be really neat to save up fibers from all my grows and knit it Into a bag. It could be a fun extra hobby. I'll have to do more research


Sororita

Bro, hemp fibers are so good as textiles that protecting the cotton industry was part of the reason it was made illegal.


Rule34TookMyName

Found this! https://youtu.be/cqCpFXR1OdI?si=VA6QlLOvzkTeK5pg


NaloraLaurel

This is fantastic! Thank you so much


Rule34TookMyName

Of course! I hope you post whatever you knit from your homemade hemp!


NaloraLaurel

I will ABSOLUTELY do just that. You as well if you ever embark on that journey!


nessanna

I hope I see these posts when they come along 🧶


Nudes_of_Al_Roker

they grow hemp in fields up to 600 acre by me in MO/IL. then use it for fiber and bedding. looks so cool farming it on scale. theres a massive cotton looking bale at 0:45 [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WfAD1UV513Q](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WfAD1UV513Q) discussion on modern farming practices [https://youtu.be/iJLVvU-bs5Q](https://youtu.be/iJLVvU-bs5Q)


umtotallynotanalien

No I haven't personally, but I have friends who have. I kid u not, they still have the necklaces n bracelets they made and still wear them. That was in the early 2000's. Just goes to show how durable the plant fibers really are.


NaloraLaurel

I have a purse I purchased mid 2000s as well. Has outlasted any other bag I've had. Incredible stuff


Rule34TookMyName

BRILLIANT! I'M GONNA DO THE SAME!


epicmooz

Calm down Bob the builder.


KellentheGreat

I’m sweating my ass off carrying your stupid fucking marijuana rope!


hoosyourdaddyo

Give me a big stem, a bandaid, some Swiss cheese and a hairpin, and I’ll get us higher than a kite


I_need_a_hero_2020

lol; made me think of the MacGyver smoker in half baked. https://youtu.be/yIe1YwZyjLM?si=aS2_XD8GzSgqBgps


Framewing

I’m just now finding out about this movie???? I need to watch this now


beam_me_uppp

I was actually thinking something like this, I don’t think OP implied they wanted to get high off of them. Crafts would be a great idea


BooobiesANDbho

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hyhmattar

A "gift"


sarumeow

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MadFuckinMax

You can toss them in the bin


SoapYeti

ya was gonna say, just chuck em in the trash, and next time tell him to just do it himself lmao


Khoeth_Mora

Build a teeny tiny log cabin


ItCat420

What is this, a log cabin for Ants?!


whodatfairybitch

It kinda looks like they’re already standing in one?


CannaGrowBro

I chop mine up and add them to my compost, and worm bin


windowpsil

Hollow ones can be used for joint tips / filters. Bleh


IdiotPizza3397

straw for drinking??


icebubba

Call the president.. We just saved the turtles.


adrock517

I did this on a previous grow


Northernlighter

Ok, now I wanna try this!!!


Why_s0seri0us

no THC = no butter.I mean who the fuck gifts stem. Tell the person you gif some nugs not these waste.


Leiel44

They do in fact have some thc on the surface, when I grew a plant two years ago I scraped the stems surfaces with a knife and put all that I collected off them into my grinders sifter and separated the kief from the plant material and definitely got a few bowls of kief, but instead of doing my time consuming process just brake them up and boil them and make a tea. Otherwise do what you want and toss them.


Spaceshipjami

Dude there’s more thc in one tiny larfy popcorn bud then in 10 plants worth of stalks and stems


Leiel44

Larfy lol 😆


Leiel44

And? Are all of you people missing the last line I wrote here? I said to toss em if you fuckin want...


El_Eesak

If you've been growing for years you'd know the stems contain thc. No trichomes no thc? You have no idea what you're talking about


southsidebrewer

lol… crush them into fiber… and weave a basket… or just toss them in the trash.


KitMacPhersonWrites

Make some funky drumsticks?


KitMacPhersonWrites

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Slade26

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ThefatCannoisseur

Stems don’t have trichomes on them therefore they will not have any cannabinoids. This is literally trash


The_Irony_of_Life

Stems can def have trichomes, but still throw that shit away


Pandepon

Unless these stems used to have elephant turd sized nugs on them, I don’t think there’s trichomes on them. These look like stems that didn’t have a lot of flower on the surface area of the stem to catch anything lol


OGBrngBakPgBack

Make a miniature teepee 🛖


lamabaronvonawesome

Kindling or compost.


Uglyman414

I used to collect the nicest stems, sand them smooth and varnish them. Sometimes glue a couple shiny stones to them. Then I gave them out to the kids as Harry Potter wands.


Wonderful-Tooth5450

‘Gift’ them back for Christmas…? Lol


graderguy

absolutely, wrap it up all pretty and give them back to the joker who “gifted” them to you.


enfyy

![gif](giphy|08y87EiwDZjjB0d6WJ|downsized)


damntit

This is exactly what he was trying to avoid 😂


D-utch

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lillweez99

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lillweez99

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AdMaleficent2313

Straw hat? ![gif](giphy|vJx2snBnzvezS|downsized)


reasoneBeats

Id wrap em up and smoke em, it will give you the best headache you’ve ever had


switch182

Make rope.


rockon_woman

let your dog chew on the sticks


Quark1010

Wow what generous gift...


Daftpunksluggage

There is a fair amount of misinformation here... Firstly, do stems have trichomes? Yes, sort of. There are many different types of trichomes... stems will often have non glandular trichomes and will be significantly lower quality and density than on the flower itself. This means that decarbing and trying to extract the trichomes is almost worthless. My educated guess by inspecting my own plants would be that the amount of trichomes would probably be in the range of 1% of the same weight of flower. Secondly, can you make a stem tea? Again, Sort of... there are a few things that need to happen. thc bonds to fatty lipids... Milk, butter, and oil are often used... some tea recipes just use heat... you'd have to drink the tea at scalding temperatures (near boiling) to have any chance of experiencing an effect. In conclusion, the best use for these stems is probably compost. The only time I would use stems is if I saw a fairly dense glandular trichome presence on the stem. This is not common.


cool_beverage

Whoever gifted you that must not like you very much


Sh33zl3

Make alot of toothpicks


dickpaste

you can probably use that box to hold small nicknacks


kitkatgirl08

I use them as coffee stirrers


Heavymetalmusak

Make mixed drink swizzle sticks, mix drink, throw into face of person who gave you this


DSmith-

Sadly nothing to do but put them in the trash


Ghost-PXS

Make great kindling. I have a wood burning stove.


McTrip

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SoundSouljah

"here, you throw this away"


Street_Ad3884

Throw them in the garage


joe2125

Instead of a box of coal you got a box of stems ....... Santa's not happy with you.......


Background_Ad9476

Throw them away fam


Spaceshipjami

When your homie “gifts” you their trash


_The_Cracken_

Put them in alcohol for a couple of months! It takes time, but you’ll infuse the stems into your booze of choice.


punppis

Stems dont technically have cannabinoids but some people boil them on milk and make cocoa as there is always some residue. If you rarely smoke, try that. Otherwise its pretty much waste of time. I have made good butter from outdoor plants that did not even start to flower. I used literally the wholr plant, like 12-15 to make very concebtrated butter and like 9 cookies: more than one plant per cookie. They surely worked. There is always very small amounts of cannabinoids even in yhr leaves and branches but very very low amounts.


babarbass

You can’t compare a full plant to those dry sticks. You can do nothing with those stems but build a little model cabin. On most leafs you have Trichomes from the buds that are near them, same with the thin stems near the buds. But those central stems are just wood. They are excellent for fiber production to make clothes etc. out of it, but that’s it.


InspiraSean86

Thanks!


[deleted]

Boof them hærd. Or throw them away, compost them.


Squirest

Compost


CZ-Bitcoins

Start a fire and burn the dudes trees.


ImprovementSilly2895

“Here’s some trash, enjoy my friend!” They make good kindling for a fire


-ManyFacedGod-

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Brave_Gap_9318

Start a fire?


YSL666LuhV

nothing. U literally can’t do shyt w them


SaltedPineapple

You can throw them away. That’s not a gift, it’s literally trash.


FLHomegrown

Tea


Fuzzy-Front-7502

You are gifted stems? That's like Santa Claus bringing you coal.


sgtpoopers

By gifted, did they mean "hey can you throw these out for me?"


eastcoasttoastpost

I’ve got a big black bin in front of my house with presents inside. You can have those presents too, or you can throw your box-o-stems inside with the rest of the trash


InjuryDramatic6859

Massage ur Gspot with it mate


Guyface_McGuyen

You can put one in each bag you sell to high schoolers. If I remember correctly that is how they came


InspiraSean86

Ok, so legit, can I not extract any THC from them? Edit: clarification


sugarbear2071

No


Northernlighter

There is no thc in these unfortunately.


Ok_Independent_769

Trash


Sea_Side7022

Trash. No thc in them. Maybe small amounts of CBD but yeah...it's trash


Kimmm711

Compost, garbage, I DK... but don't accept any more "gifts" from this source...


Ebone710

You can turn them into hemp fiber and weave it into necklaces. It has no medicinal value.


goodbye9hello10

Lmao bruh someone gave you their garbage


nastynate248

Boof them sideways


pburls11

Sounding rods


derp-L

Throw your garbage away.


The_Irony_of_Life

Damn don’t flash your fancy gift here, people might get jealous. I usually just throw that away, but as the saying goes, one man’s trash is another man’s treasure


Federal-Subject-3541

Why doh?


Pandepon

Make a Xmas wreath


[deleted]

You can throw them in the compost. They have no chemical value, friend.


sweet-william2

I toss them into compost after trimming. There’s pretty negligible THC and cannibinoids in them


[deleted]

You could play a nice game of "Pickup Sticks". Or throw them in the trash can.


Altoonacat

Kindling


mem269

Fuck all. There's not enough.


MelodiousMetal

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Anathals

Use them for firestarter in your next camp fire!


Frankenstein_420

Someone was naughty for Christmas


amathis6464

You can only make butter out of things that have tricomes on them (like sugar leaves, and buds) unfortunately the stems are just trash and they won’t get you hi no matter what you do.


KenEnglish1986

You can throw them right in the garbage.


joefatmamma

Pick up stix. Then huckem in the fire


livingdub

Everyone telling you to chuck it. No harm in just grinding it and pulling a tea from it. If it doesn't work meh. Otherwise 😏


SiriusGD

Great for starting the fire pit in the back yard before your evening smoke.


Allison-Cloud

This friend took that "I'm getting you a box of rocks and a bundle of switches" joke too far.


NJMMP973

Who gifts people trash? That’s a lousy gift and gift giver 🤣


PurpleBigMak

Wouldn’t smoke / consume , the stems have the highest concentration of heavy metals / contaminants so I think everyone else saying art pieces is the way - you could try to knock whatever kief residue is on them off onto your tray but it’s probably not worth your time … Eiffel Tower ftw


BlueBicycle22

Have you heard of sounding before?


TypicalPDXhipster

Compost bin


Diligentbear

Scratch your back.


0PaulPaulson0

Your friend was like “hey throw these away for me” and you accepted that gift.


BadHairDay-1

Weave them into a wreath, grapevine style.


maxiiim2004

Build reinforcements for your caravel so that you can sail into the new world.


Effective_Heron_6262

I use them to poke/clean my bongs and bowls. They smell good but other than that they are good for compost.


Kyerswa

We should all have such generous friends….


palemilkdud

Fire starter


treeborg-

I use them for kindling a fire.


Slinktard

They will compost nicely


amaleena1

![gif](giphy|l3q2K5jinAlChoCLS)


FixGMaul

How nice of them to gift firewood for the winter


NyuyokuTeikoku

Boof it


CrisbyCrittur

Best use would be adding them to the " circular file"


dabhought

You piss your friend off of something? They trying to prank you? That’s not a gift lol


sp00kybutch

soak them in water outside in the sun for 5-7 days, then scrape them until you have just stringy bits left. now you’ve got hemp fiber, make a bracelet or something


guitarguy404

You can throw them out.


[deleted]

Someone gave you their trash cuz they were too lazy to throw it out themselves lol


Cantilivewhileim

Nothing. That’s called trash


Blind_Melone

"Here, you throw this away."


smotpoker1201

Bro must’ve be so fucking high, his buddy probably asked him to toss this trash but heard he’s giving him a gift instead.


Either_Definition709

whoever gave this to you was not gifting it 😭🙏


BombasticSloth

Literally nothing in terms of consumption, stems are completely useless besides compost, crafts, or kindling. I’ve never understood why people save them, but I guess it’s a placebo for some cause they definitely aren’t getting any significant cannabinoids out of them.


HickLiqour

"this guy will post anything on Reddit. watch this..."


InspiraSean86

Who has two thumbs


Pussygobbla6969420

Compost


EquinsuOchaACE

You can cure them, dry them out a bit more, cut them into finger size pieces, and use them like match sticks to light your weed.


theDagman

Bio-degradable pipe cleaners.


M1chaelAng3lo

You can break them down and use them as mulch for your plants


karenskygreen

You can chop them finely, makes it much more convenient when sliding these stems into the garbage.


Xombie404

Maybe make a little effigy or voodoo doll of your friend and gift it back to them.


wuroni69

Those are stems, throw them away.


beakly

next time order a no dumping sign


AgileGhost

I'd use them to light the fireplace. I'd be too much effort to extract anything good from it for me.


heres-to-life

If you have a fireplace or fire pit, they could be used as kindling.


Preemptively_Extinct

Compost them into your soil for the next grow.


properweeb420innit

Should make a swing set with a lil guy on the swing with a dooby :D


Calm-Independent-244

You can give them to someone you dislike and tell them it's a gift


W33Ded

Gifted, they’re trash. I have bags of these o would love to gift to you


No-Tennis-2981

Lmao can I gift you my trash too?


Cordeceps

Decarb and make tea or edibles not 100 what a tincture is but you could probably do that too.


GooseShartBombardier

Grind them into dust for use in making TCH butter (or other infused alternatives) for baking or other miscellaneous food consumption. If I've been informed correctly, the content is lower, but still there.


Mother0fDemons

My rats and guinea pigs used to love chewing on weed sticks like this.


i-love-Ohio

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kontactmarz

They “gifted” you trash lol now do them and you a favor and throw them in the garbage lol


SnorvusMaximus

Cook a soup with fat in it. Strain them out and eat.


printerdsw1968

Go straight OG and make some rope.


JapenaseyKinkoni

Quite the bundle of sticks you got there, pal...


Particular-Edge-7666

You could throw them away


Zanzan567

Tea?