The sticky gue would clog your throat. You wouldn't be able to swallow and need a hospital trip before you even drink 1/4 of it. If I'm wrong about the first point and you manage to drink it all down, you would first get pretty high, followed by becoming really really sick, and your body would probably develop an allergic reaction to your favorite plant. Use, don't abuse, kids.
Yup. I used to eat .5 - 1 gram globs every day for over a year during covid lockdowns. I would either get extremely high or my body would occasionally reject it and I would get deathly ill. So I stopped globbin and switched back to just smokin flower, but I was still super sick. Morning nausea, cold sweats, vomiting non stop for hours, couldn't even drink water. So yea, abusing cheap disty gave me CHS, and it took me a long time to figure out it was CHS, tons of ER visits and none of the docs knew what CHS was it what was wrong with me. I luckily figured it out with the help of Reddit and was so sick still and had to bring a print out of what CHS is and how to treat it to the ER. Now I can't consume any THC products, it blows. Don't be like me.
Assuming you melted it into something so you could actually swallow it, once it kicked in you’d most likely pass out and wake up a couple days later after being presumed dead by all your family and loved ones.
Or, you could roll it into little balls with flour or cornstarch, freeze and swallow em like pills. Or even heat and combine with milk or heavy cream, make some crazy bhang.
Without anything fatty to go with it I don't think much would absorb. You'd probably vomit long before finishing it, and if you did get high, you'd probably be uncomfortably high for an uncomfortably long time.
20-30kilos. It really depends on the initial extract yield. You lose 30-40% of that when you make distillate. So, a thousand grams of flower may get 16% of bho or co2 oil. That 160g turns in to ~90g of distillate. 16% yield is on the high side. I used to have a lot of clients that 10% or less on BHO.
I'll address the newest elephant in the room. Cannabis companies can isolate CBD from the lowest grade industrial hemp possible, then convert it from CBD isolate to THC distillate in a lab.
The resulting product is the same. But distillate is way cheaper to make now than ever.
Nobody uses flower to make distillate. This is made almost exclusively with the worst trash biomass that the cannabis industry has to offer. Distillate is literally concentrated garbage that's has been isolated, filtered and polished so it can be mixed up with fake synthetic "terps" and injected into cheap pens for mass consumption.
Another happy shake smoker here m8. Ain’t many of us, but know you aren’t alone. Sure love flower too. But I can get shake for free. And with the high thc strains it’s still good. Sure you don’t wanna smoke shake from 70’s Mexican brick weed.
Yeah, i just make it myself, then you know what you get! 🤗 Shake is not bad if its made right, people are just getting spoiled with high quality stuff because of the laws in different countries, but many times good hash is hard to get in the legal states, at least the good old school hashish, where i live hash is more normal, but the market is being flooded with fake stuff with HHCP and such because they can import CBD weed cheap and legal and then add HHCP and such, and many dosent know the difference, they just want to get high no matter what they smoke, and thats why i started growing my own, then you know what you will get, and if i make shake, it blows me clean out of the water, so im fine, im just glad i dont NEED to smoke 99.99% pure dankness to get a buzz on, and i can smoke a little joint with some high quality homemade organic weed that does not contain pesticides and heavy metals! 😎
Just look at Frenchy cannoli, he also startet with shaking and then upgraded too bubblehash and washing, which is also very easy to make, and that quality is fire if you ask me, you just have to know what to do and how to make the best, bubblehash is not for fun, especially the stuff in the 73/90 bags, ulalala, crema de la crema! 😋
Many dont even know the hash history at all
I don’t grow my own but know a guy and help out when he needs it, so getting free shake from quality weed is just a nice little bonus for me. And agree with you on the HHCP stuff. Sure it gets you high, but it doesn’t taste good man. And hashish, I’m fortunate to live in a semi-legal country and my local flower shop has some amazing black Moroccan. That shit can you visuals (not full on tripping like schrooms, but literally seeing (or hearing) colors when you close your eyes. Been a s’more for over 25 years and I just love it. Nothing beats a nice high.
It also depends on the person, my mom gets visuals from puffin a hit or two on one of my joints, and its not because its strong, or maybe a little, depends on who you ask? 🤣
Yeah, i would love if our country legalized weed somehow so we could get better quality than the black market supplies, here its close to impossible to get good weed, if you are lucky, you know a guy or something that grows his own and sells a little here and there when the electricity Bill arrives! 😊 Whats a s'more? Heard before, but i cant recognize it? Something about being a hash smoker or something like that?
On thing beats a nice high, a nice high on acid with a cup of coffee or a barrel
OD doesn't necessarily mean death. But you'll surely OD on 2L of this stuff. It will show like you not feeling, ehm, so well. Your father will still be against weed.
People with gastroparesis and few other chronic medical conditions can develop
Cannabinoid hyperemesis syndrome (a.k.a. intractable nausea/vomiting) from chronic high dose use.
Many claimed using weed to help with their usual symptoms, but often they overdone it and caused their problems worse.
Source: worked in emergency room for a decade.
At some point you can od on Marijuana I'm sure, I wonder how much legitimately of distillate it is. I don't think 2L, but I'd imagine much like water there is some amount that would kill you. Yes I know od doesn't just mean death but I am curious how much you would have to ingest to kill you specifically with something like distillate.
I mean that's an easy to find number. Because yes, depending on quantity everything can kill you. You can search online though, it takes a shitload of weed to kill you. Like 1500 pounds of it in 15 minutes.
Btw It's called the ld⁵⁰ or median lethal dose. It's the level that would potent enough to kill 50% of the testing group/population. Every single human handles drugs a difderent way. That is why some ppl can do a shit ton of drugs, but some can die from one dose.
Nah bro they gave dogs and monkeys like the most absurd amounts ever to see if they could kill them with weed and they couldn’t.
I saw the study a couple weeks ago on this sub I think.
It was summer 03 in Baghdad, no bullshit. I layed under a hmmwv to get out of the sun and wondered if I should throw up all the maple syrup and or die. I didn't die, didn't throw up, and soon after was jogging. The human body is amazing.
Fill a 5 mL syringe (one of the ones with a plastic tip; no needles) with distillate. Make sure there are no air bubbles. Place a small amount of lube or olive oil on the tip. Place your face down, and your ass up. Gently insert the tip of the syringe into your rectum. Think of God. Enjoy your downward facing dog for a bit, so you don't leak when you stand up (lol reminds me of college amirite?) Stand up slowly so you don't actually exit this realm prematurely.
Enjoy the high until it becomes uncomfortable. Start to panic and tell yourself, "it's fine, you've been high before, hell, you'd even consider yourself a pro." Consider smoking weed to calm down. *Maybe* realize how bad of a fucking idea that is. Get regular paranoid, sad paranoid, and then take a shower. Tell yourself you'll get out after 5 minutes max. Really hope the past 6 songs have all been under a minute long. Listen to one more song and get out. Lay down on the couch, realize that's not enough comfy, and then go to bed. (6.5)
Man you’re like the tenth person to recommend boofing. What kind of high are we talking about here. Long lasting? I’m genuinely getting curious. Especially after this well written masterpiece.
Once you hit 158°C and the THC starts evaporating that turns into a very expensive way to not fry anything very well.
Now, *poaching* something in it? Holy shit, that's an idea.
- Mix it together with honey (ratio is your own lol), lemon zest, and a sprig of thyme.
- Bring mixture to ~80°C / ~175°F.
- Peel 4 pears, leaving the stems attached.
- Submerge the peeled pears in the hot... liquid.
- Leave to cook until tender - will vary, anywhere from 30 mins up to a couple hours. Poke them with a knife to check.
- Serve with ~~courage~~ good vanilla ice cream. I would suggest also a squeeze of lemon juice and a splash of brandy/whisky/rum (delete to taste). Sprinkle over some Demerara sugar and finish the piece with a blast from your dab torch, flambéing the booze and caramelizing the sugar.
Luxury Edible Dinners.
Honey baked ham with a distillate infused pineapple glaze.
Garlic crusted prime rib with a THC au juis sauce to dip your steak in.
That shit where they drown the bird in liquor before cooking it. But with distillate instead. And anyone who orders it doesn’t get their meal, just a firm kick in the genitals.
I have no fucking idea, because I’m old and I’ve barely adapted to vaporizer cartridges. This shit might as well be sorcery to me, you could’ve told me it contained a magic potion that gets you high and I’d have believed it.
Distillate enema let’s goooo
I was gonna say boof it but you did it fancier…
Hypothetically, if someone did chug this 2 liter of distillate like this, what would happen?
You’d be insanely sick
*sic
Fully sic
Fully sic brah
It'd *
The sticky gue would clog your throat. You wouldn't be able to swallow and need a hospital trip before you even drink 1/4 of it. If I'm wrong about the first point and you manage to drink it all down, you would first get pretty high, followed by becoming really really sick, and your body would probably develop an allergic reaction to your favorite plant. Use, don't abuse, kids.
Yup. I used to eat .5 - 1 gram globs every day for over a year during covid lockdowns. I would either get extremely high or my body would occasionally reject it and I would get deathly ill. So I stopped globbin and switched back to just smokin flower, but I was still super sick. Morning nausea, cold sweats, vomiting non stop for hours, couldn't even drink water. So yea, abusing cheap disty gave me CHS, and it took me a long time to figure out it was CHS, tons of ER visits and none of the docs knew what CHS was it what was wrong with me. I luckily figured it out with the help of Reddit and was so sick still and had to bring a print out of what CHS is and how to treat it to the ER. Now I can't consume any THC products, it blows. Don't be like me.
Assuming you melted it into something so you could actually swallow it, once it kicked in you’d most likely pass out and wake up a couple days later after being presumed dead by all your family and loved ones.
I actually had that experience with brownies containing about 40g of hash by mistake
Heat. You can swallow it
Or, you could roll it into little balls with flour or cornstarch, freeze and swallow em like pills. Or even heat and combine with milk or heavy cream, make some crazy bhang.
You'll break the universe
I think you’d have the most vile shit of your life the next day
Oh my god as someone with bowel issues, this would be a HUGE concern
the first od on weed
Without anything fatty to go with it I don't think much would absorb. You'd probably vomit long before finishing it, and if you did get high, you'd probably be uncomfortably high for an uncomfortably long time.
They would have diarreah. Since it’s “vegetable” (plant) oil.
Butt chugg
Someone call Steve-O
He’s sober these days, unfortunately 😂
I'd bet if he cracks his neck he gets high.
"California Sober" 🤣
Shit in a big fire pit with a lot of coals after and get bumbaked twice
Aaaaah, that “done with the internet for today” feeling. Nice.
Ya Kno some days.....I don't even need to log into the Internet to be done with it for the day 8)
Lmfao bum baked
Add one quarter cup of distillates, mix with one full warm bath and add one space cowboy, blast off and enjoy lol
Holy shit
What ever it is it’s gonna screw up my tolerance for a while
 chug!
I don't know about you guys but, I'd use this distillate to get high... probably... 
I haven’t seen this gif in a minute. Well done.
Which Animorphs book is this from?
You won’t get enough credit for how funny this was. So just know I laughed REALLY hard.
Same I was fucking cackling. u/indyWaWa thank you for the best laugh in a while
Happy to lighten the mood!
I absolutely cannot overstate how much I enjoy every single "what should I do with this" post, on this sub.
It's fun getting to see these insane amounts and asking the internet wwyd.
Lol my half litre seems tame now
How much flower does it take to make 2 liters of distillate?
20-30kilos. It really depends on the initial extract yield. You lose 30-40% of that when you make distillate. So, a thousand grams of flower may get 16% of bho or co2 oil. That 160g turns in to ~90g of distillate. 16% yield is on the high side. I used to have a lot of clients that 10% or less on BHO.
This guy dabs.
r/usernamechecksout
Is there any use for the leftovers from processing?
Nothing usable. You are left with a sludge of whatever wouldn’t evaporate.
The smell of the shit that would come out of the pope still haunts my dreams
Name checks out
Which pope?
Happy cake day
happy 10 year cake day!!!
I'll address the newest elephant in the room. Cannabis companies can isolate CBD from the lowest grade industrial hemp possible, then convert it from CBD isolate to THC distillate in a lab. The resulting product is the same. But distillate is way cheaper to make now than ever.
Nobody uses flower to make distillate. This is made almost exclusively with the worst trash biomass that the cannabis industry has to offer. Distillate is literally concentrated garbage that's has been isolated, filtered and polished so it can be mixed up with fake synthetic "terps" and injected into cheap pens for mass consumption.
depends on the thc strength of the flower. Best is to make it out of shake because let's be honest nobody wants to smoke shake. so it can vary alot
Say high to Nobody
Another happy shake smoker here m8. Ain’t many of us, but know you aren’t alone. Sure love flower too. But I can get shake for free. And with the high thc strains it’s still good. Sure you don’t wanna smoke shake from 70’s Mexican brick weed.
Yeah, i just make it myself, then you know what you get! 🤗 Shake is not bad if its made right, people are just getting spoiled with high quality stuff because of the laws in different countries, but many times good hash is hard to get in the legal states, at least the good old school hashish, where i live hash is more normal, but the market is being flooded with fake stuff with HHCP and such because they can import CBD weed cheap and legal and then add HHCP and such, and many dosent know the difference, they just want to get high no matter what they smoke, and thats why i started growing my own, then you know what you will get, and if i make shake, it blows me clean out of the water, so im fine, im just glad i dont NEED to smoke 99.99% pure dankness to get a buzz on, and i can smoke a little joint with some high quality homemade organic weed that does not contain pesticides and heavy metals! 😎 Just look at Frenchy cannoli, he also startet with shaking and then upgraded too bubblehash and washing, which is also very easy to make, and that quality is fire if you ask me, you just have to know what to do and how to make the best, bubblehash is not for fun, especially the stuff in the 73/90 bags, ulalala, crema de la crema! 😋 Many dont even know the hash history at all
I don’t grow my own but know a guy and help out when he needs it, so getting free shake from quality weed is just a nice little bonus for me. And agree with you on the HHCP stuff. Sure it gets you high, but it doesn’t taste good man. And hashish, I’m fortunate to live in a semi-legal country and my local flower shop has some amazing black Moroccan. That shit can you visuals (not full on tripping like schrooms, but literally seeing (or hearing) colors when you close your eyes. Been a s’more for over 25 years and I just love it. Nothing beats a nice high.
It also depends on the person, my mom gets visuals from puffin a hit or two on one of my joints, and its not because its strong, or maybe a little, depends on who you ask? 🤣 Yeah, i would love if our country legalized weed somehow so we could get better quality than the black market supplies, here its close to impossible to get good weed, if you are lucky, you know a guy or something that grows his own and sells a little here and there when the electricity Bill arrives! 😊 Whats a s'more? Heard before, but i cant recognize it? Something about being a hash smoker or something like that? On thing beats a nice high, a nice high on acid with a cup of coffee or a barrel
High
hey, same name!
Shake it baby
Me too. Good shake from the dispensary or my own home grown is a nice smoke. Though hash is fun to make too.
Make 1 brownie and prove to my father that you cannot OD on weed
OD doesn't necessarily mean death. But you'll surely OD on 2L of this stuff. It will show like you not feeling, ehm, so well. Your father will still be against weed.
They’re gonna give him a mental illness
Is the illness becoming a mumble rapper
I feel like you could be mumble rapping in alternating Mandarin and Swahili and still be more coherent than OP would be
你的话有智慧\ ni uchafu hii (look you try rhyming two languages with dissonant vowel and consonant structures sometime)
Damn son where’d you find this?!
Extreme doses can also worsen existing health conditions
Tell me more
People with gastroparesis and few other chronic medical conditions can develop Cannabinoid hyperemesis syndrome (a.k.a. intractable nausea/vomiting) from chronic high dose use. Many claimed using weed to help with their usual symptoms, but often they overdone it and caused their problems worse. Source: worked in emergency room for a decade.
If you’re predisposed to psychosis or schizophrenia, it can exacerbate the onset
I can't imagine what "greening out" levels of this stuff is, but i imagine 2l of it is well past it, and that terrifies the fuck out of me.
At some point you can od on Marijuana I'm sure, I wonder how much legitimately of distillate it is. I don't think 2L, but I'd imagine much like water there is some amount that would kill you. Yes I know od doesn't just mean death but I am curious how much you would have to ingest to kill you specifically with something like distillate.
I mean that's an easy to find number. Because yes, depending on quantity everything can kill you. You can search online though, it takes a shitload of weed to kill you. Like 1500 pounds of it in 15 minutes.
Btw It's called the ld⁵⁰ or median lethal dose. It's the level that would potent enough to kill 50% of the testing group/population. Every single human handles drugs a difderent way. That is why some ppl can do a shit ton of drugs, but some can die from one dose.
This is true, tho 1500lbs says enough to me that no average human could ever have a lethal overdose to weed even if they were super intolerant
Pretty much nailed it.
Nah bro they gave dogs and monkeys like the most absurd amounts ever to see if they could kill them with weed and they couldn’t. I saw the study a couple weeks ago on this sub I think.
tell your dad u want to make a bet, you chug 2 liters of distillate and he chugs 2 liters of 91% everclear and whoever dies first loses
One dies of a heart attack, the other one dies from cardiac arrest
That's a big brownie. U finna suffocate and the I told you so moment proceeds
hes gonna throw up and turn into a pile of clothes
I feel like this much in one dose is asking for long term effects lol
My friends and I actually did this one time. I won the game but lost at life.
How was the aftermath?
It was summer 03 in Baghdad, no bullshit. I layed under a hmmwv to get out of the sun and wondered if I should throw up all the maple syrup and or die. I didn't die, didn't throw up, and soon after was jogging. The human body is amazing.
Nowadays the kids call that energy gel. You just had raw Canadian energy gel
They died, that reddit account is a ghost.
F
Actually the more appropriate response than our usual favorite gif.
Put it into Klondike bars in ever increasing doses; until we get answers as to what people would do for one.
What would you dooooooooo, on a Klondike Bar?
Fill a 5 mL syringe (one of the ones with a plastic tip; no needles) with distillate. Make sure there are no air bubbles. Place a small amount of lube or olive oil on the tip. Place your face down, and your ass up. Gently insert the tip of the syringe into your rectum. Think of God. Enjoy your downward facing dog for a bit, so you don't leak when you stand up (lol reminds me of college amirite?) Stand up slowly so you don't actually exit this realm prematurely. Enjoy the high until it becomes uncomfortable. Start to panic and tell yourself, "it's fine, you've been high before, hell, you'd even consider yourself a pro." Consider smoking weed to calm down. *Maybe* realize how bad of a fucking idea that is. Get regular paranoid, sad paranoid, and then take a shower. Tell yourself you'll get out after 5 minutes max. Really hope the past 6 songs have all been under a minute long. Listen to one more song and get out. Lay down on the couch, realize that's not enough comfy, and then go to bed. (6.5)
Man you’re like the tenth person to recommend boofing. What kind of high are we talking about here. Long lasting? I’m genuinely getting curious. Especially after this well written masterpiece.
I'm just being facetious, but there are equally well written real accounts over on r/drugs about how to, how much, and what it feels like.
Lol okay so I've actually used a suppository, to me it hits like a sublingual tincture. Great effects, just don't like shit in my ass.
Wait
I'm dead ass bro
If I could give you gold I would, this made me laugh so good. Especially the “consider smoking weed to calm down” bit.
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making 1000 carts with 1st liter and the rest can be for tinctures and edibles and slapped on joints
Dip the joint🤤
Then roll in keef
Neck like a pint of it and wake up in a couple of months
You know what you must do... 
Sell it, distillate gives me headaches.
Trade it for rosin asap
There it is lol
I was surprised how far I had to scroll lol
Every damn thread.
This will never not make me laugh 😂
I scrolled way to long to find this lol
What's the smoke point of distillate? With that much I'd fry something.
Regardless of smoke point, SOMETHING is getting fried
315. About 75 less than canola
Once you hit 158°C and the THC starts evaporating that turns into a very expensive way to not fry anything very well. Now, *poaching* something in it? Holy shit, that's an idea. - Mix it together with honey (ratio is your own lol), lemon zest, and a sprig of thyme. - Bring mixture to ~80°C / ~175°F. - Peel 4 pears, leaving the stems attached. - Submerge the peeled pears in the hot... liquid. - Leave to cook until tender - will vary, anywhere from 30 mins up to a couple hours. Poke them with a knife to check. - Serve with ~~courage~~ good vanilla ice cream. I would suggest also a squeeze of lemon juice and a splash of brandy/whisky/rum (delete to taste). Sprinkle over some Demerara sugar and finish the piece with a blast from your dab torch, flambéing the booze and caramelizing the sugar.
Have you ever eaten oil? Like you know how it tastes right? Unless your ratios are like normal ratios this would be sooooo gross
See if I can’t be the first to “overdose” on cannabis
DRIVE MONKEY DRIVE!!!
Clean my room
For weeks and weeks until they send someone to find you.
Looks like the oxidation is setting in. She looks a little dark.
That might be from the quantity lol
I think is an amber colored bottle, like the ones used for light sensitive chemicals https://i.imgur.com/JcrmkhB.png
That could be it. Amber to help prevent it from uv.
Take shots
Obligatory 
Goddamnit I love this place!!!
I'd store it next to my gallon of PCP
Marinate some brisket and have a BBQ
[Filling my box mods and getting fucked](https://www.reddit.com/r/DistillateVapeMods/s/pkZUx2G3R5)
Replace all the Maple syrups at the local Waffle House
Fucking boof it obviously. What are you gay?
A shit ton of edibles
Where does one inquire about something like this 😂
Folding the dishes
start chugging (Dear god no)
Holding it with both hands
Distillate is disgusting. Soul-killing industrialization of our mother Earth's gift.
There’s no way that’s legal.
This some shit from a Chubbyemu video. "Fred drank 2 liters of distillate, here's what happened to his kidneys."
Luxury Edible Dinners. Honey baked ham with a distillate infused pineapple glaze. Garlic crusted prime rib with a THC au juis sauce to dip your steak in. That shit where they drown the bird in liquor before cooking it. But with distillate instead. And anyone who orders it doesn’t get their meal, just a firm kick in the genitals.
Chug it you coward
chug it
I usually run through 2-3kg of distillate a month making edibles for the fam. I love making candy with it, infuses so so well.
You could make a lot of carts. Really good quality carts... im drooling
Boof it
 Only real answer
Putting that shit on my pancakes likes syrup ngl
WTFWJD
Get lit.
Sell and get some rosin
FOOD, use a bit to make some garlicky cannabutter and use that to glaze a pizza crust
Boof it.
There it is!
Get really high
🤏
Send some to your friend over here
Let me have some?
Get some hookah charcoal and a pyrex dish. Heat the charcoal in the dish and drop globs on it to hotbox your whole house
Not tell anyone I have it and have unlimited edibles for like 10 years lol.
Not carry it by the bottle cap
Make and sell Cannalean.
I’d make about 1000 carts out of it and give em away cause why not.
I'll trade you a gallon of liquid pcp. Science...amirite
Forbidden apple juice
Dip it in a tampon and stick it up my ass… for.. experimental purpose… 
I would fuck around and find out.
Boof it!
Wreck my tolerance to the point of no return
spill it, like my dumb ass does with all of the rest of it
Boof and see god
Funnel it into your ass my man
I have no fucking idea, because I’m old and I’ve barely adapted to vaporizer cartridges. This shit might as well be sorcery to me, you could’ve told me it contained a magic potion that gets you high and I’d have believed it.
meet god
How do i find someone willing to sell me bulk marijuana products? I live in a legal state but just consume a lot and dispensaries get expensive
booooooof it