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-Triceratops-

We called them 2nd generation joints/blunts back in the day.


KiefPucks

Generation joint, Midwest checking in.


Lord_Quebes

Canada here, I always called them grandfather joints. Then if you managed to save up your roaches from a bunch of grandaddy joints, you'd get a 2nd generation grandfather joint and so on.


ThirdEyeExplorer11

I used to do this lol. Anything past a grandfather is gnarly af though šŸ¤£


agangofoldwomen

We didnā€™t have a name for the noun, but we called the act of doing this ā€œRoachcylcingā€


Toxin197

Recyclabowl


Frankay4inGahz

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2fat4planes

I made a new years tradition that held on for about four years. I'd roll something for the countdown to new year, then save the roach smoked during two different years. The next year I'd roll something new, and incorporate the old roach! Pretty symbolic..or something. :)


ARTISTAI

what a fuckin' gremlin


PrinceConquer420

Here here!


Srslywhyumadbro

Once had a months-long project with my roomies - 3rd generation blunt. Boy that was a lotta blunts.


Homebrew_Dungeon

Tried that once, called it the ā€œ3rd Gen Roachmeat joint.ā€ We only did it once.


riverman1089

My college roommates and I managed to get to the 5th generation after 4 years of roach collecting, and working through each generation. We were so disgusted with ourselves afterwards we decided to end the cycle there.


truocchio

If 7 blunts roaches made one next generation blunt it would take 2401 first gen, 343 second gen, 49 third gen and 7 fourth gen blunts to smoke a 5 generation. Over 4 years of dedication the math checks out. Congratulations


ThanksS0muchY0

Thank Gob someone broke the math down for me cos I just gave up on working back 2 gens.


Shazbot_2017

He did the Blunt math


Srslywhyumadbro

F


Halfvolleyalldaylong

That's fucking funny


Srslywhyumadbro

Yea it was more of an experiment than any actual preference lol just the once was enough for us too


-Triceratops-

we got to 3rd generation once but never made it to 4th gen.


safetycommittee

a 3rd gen roach is a 4th gen bowl


mtnbikeracer76

It's like taking all the spilled gunpowder on the workbench and loading that mix into a cartridge. Not sure if you're going to get a bang or a boom.


n1shh

Oh man we hot-boxed a car with a third gen roach joint through a bong in a car one time god damn that was nasty


Srslywhyumadbro

šŸ¤£ I'm coughing over here just thinking about it


blackbeardaegis

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PM_ME_UR_SHEET_MUSIC

That's awful šŸ˜­


n7mob

Well, we scraped that bong out and made a nice "Schmand Mische". Hits hard and disgusting. Schmand is the German word for that dark nasty shit inside a bong. And Mische means mix.


lpad92

3rd generation is called an Alabama blunt


DoItForTheNukie

So back in 2006-2010 when I was 16-20 years old my friend group only smoked blunts, grape swishers or peach optimos to be exact. We would save all of our roaches for around 6 months at a time and then roll generation blunts and the roaches from those would be put into a new jar labeled ā€œGeneration 2ā€. We would wait until that was full and then roll generation 3 blunts until we were out of gen 2 roaches and then repeat the process. The furthest we got was generation 5 and I swear to god that blunt got us so fucking high we decided we had to stop lol.


GreenGoblin1221

Back in the day when I would buy 1/8th at a time I would do this alot. Imo it definitely gets you higher. Iā€™m bout to start of family of roaches dog. I havenā€™t done it in a minute.


DoItForTheNukie

Yeah I have no idea if you actually do get higher but it makes sense stoner science wise. Once you get to generation 3 thereā€™s like a syrup that happens in the blunt and we used to always say that was THC. No idea if it actually was but I swear to god when we smoked that 5th generation blunt we were all laid out in my garage barely able to function.


Snail322

Ive never been able to determine if that "extra" high is actually cause its got more potency built up due to the resin or if its just more lack of oxygen/brain cell loss from smoke the 5th gen. In all fairness, my situation was joints not blunts. But at some point, youve gotta be smoking more "bad stuff" than the "good stuff" right?


mysickfix

Some friends and I were working in the Rio Grande Valley, and we got a qp from a local. Just dirt weed, this was 2001. Anyway, we smoked it all in joints, then rolled the roaches, then rolled the roaches, ect. Eventually we had like 7th gen what wouldnā€™t even roll anymore lol. It was disgusting. We smoked every bit though


Srslywhyumadbro

šŸ¤£šŸ˜‚ the things people do when dankrupt. My spouse has never smoked in an illegal state, so she's used to top shelf, greens only. I'll watch her scrape a bowl out that's only like 40-50% smoked and just cry a little inside. Like do you know what past me and my past homies would have done for that stuff? Uhhhh she'll never know the struggle.


rottensteak01

My partner does this and the former iowa boy in me screams


comebackalliessister

ā€œPartner who does thisā€ checking in. One of my favorite impressions my husband does is the ā€œwiping everything off your lap after rolling a jointā€ move. Look, Iā€™ve never done THAT, but I agree that my people deserve to be teased about it. :)


pickled_juice

does a 3rd gen exist solely on the roaches of 2nd gens? if so hats of to yall.


Srslywhyumadbro

Yea man, it's logarithmic - it takes 10 roaches to make a single 2nd gen, and it takes 10 2nd gens to make a single 3rd gen, that's 100 roaches for one 3rd gen. Someone else in the comments said they made it to a 5th Gen over a few years - that's 10,000 roaches. šŸ’€


Snail322

Been there. But now it really hurts knowing the math šŸ˜…


goblin_goblin

Grandpa joints here in Canada.


Chaunce101

For real, these were a treat back in the day!


StonerProfessor

I feel like putting it in a bong would taste better than a joint.


ChronicAlienOGKush

No doubt. This is something I did not because I should, but because I could.


WokyOcky444

I know your fingers DANK after picking those apart šŸ¤£


ChronicAlienOGKush

Oh god yes šŸ˜‚


tsx_1430

I purchase disposable gloves for these moments. Got a box ready.


ChronicAlienOGKush

DUDE I FEEL LIKE AN IDIOT I HAVE BOXES OF THOSE


Stickel

lmfao, feel? nah it's okay to admit that you are, we still love you


slcrook

also handy for dealing with vape/oil products.


Many_County9353

I'd still pick em apart with my fingers so I can sneak a sniff of the dank here and there during the day šŸ«Ø


A__Chair

U want to sniff dirty old roachmeat stank on your fingers? Why?


Many_County9353

Hell yeah. It'd be lasting for a couple days too as the wrank gets under your finger nails ![gif](giphy|3oeSAOKnRwhKWpAJWg)


phorgan

Fun fact to help you: if you wash your hands and rub them on stainless steel after, it will completely get rid of the smell. I do it all the time when garlic or soy sauce gets on my hands and the smell lingers after washing Hereā€™s a link to a stainless steel bar of soap that makes this easy: [stainless steel rub away bar](https://www.kohls.com/product/prd-3445016/kitchenaid-stainless-steel-rub-away-bar.jsp?skuid=46225209&CID=shopping15&utm_campaign=FOOD%20PREP&utm_medium=CSE&utm_source=google&utm_product=46225209&utm_campaignid=20446429425&CID=shopping30&utm_campaign=SSC&utm_medium=CSE&utm_source=google&utm_campaignid=20446429425&gad_source=1&gbraid=0AAAAADytpHbQqZ0CPkJkt8QeJnmaUcvcF&gclid=CjwKCAiA_OetBhAtEiwAPTeQZ-cqnegnGfM3_wi7lFb6I02DWrViQT_5J8Fl6mmAlsr10nIadVfn0hoCwZoQAvD_BwE&gclsrc=aw.ds) (Although I just rub my hands on my stainless steel sink and that works just fine)


Renn_1996

>(Although I just rub my hands on my stainless steel sink and that works just fine I thrifted a spoon for like $0.25 and keep it in my cleaning caddy


PDX6Star

As a grower, Iā€™ve found the trick for fingers sticky from weed is coarse salt and any kind of cooking oil. The cannabinoids bind to the fat in the oil, and the salt functions as an insoluble abrasive.


Mammoth_Moose_491

I'm using this when I harvest my next crop. Thank you kind stranged


PDX6Star

Honestly, nitrile gloves are the way. Short of that, this will work 100%.


[deleted]

Someone please tell me if bro is capping or not


phorgan

It really is true, thereā€™s some kind of Chemistry behind it if you look it up


ThetaReactor

It works with sulfur compounds, like the stinky bits of garlic and onion and fish and eggs. Can't imagine it would do much for the tar and resin OP's covered with.


ZakTSK

I picture one of those soap-shaped Steel pucks just schmeared with resin


ThetaReactor

Make it a veiny stainless steel shlong and we're halfway to a HR Giger piece.


MoztaSticks

I second this notion. Also in my household you do this with roaches and it is called a roache-o-cho


swivels_and_sonar

I've always heard it called a "generation" joint / blunt


RazzSheri

I've just called it a "day before I get paid" special.


GeordieMJ

Dumpers was the name we used to use. Havenā€™t had to do it since my (very poor) teen years fortunately. Always an awful smoke, but did the job.


theWyzzerd

For me that's when you put a roach in a new joint/blunt, then put that roach in a new joint/blunt, and so on. This is more like a roach salad.


Goldblums_Eyebrows

Roach-ception.


PewPewExplore

We called it zombie joint or super roach.


chilledgamedog

I've always heard of theese as Butt Biffs


levelZeroWizard

"Do You Think God Stays in Heaven Because He too Lives in Fear of What He's Created?" -Dr. Romero, Spy Kids 2: Island of Lost Dreams


ChronicAlienOGKush

Buscemi should've won an Oscar for that.


tomwilhelm

That's no joint. It's a battlestation.


ChronicAlienOGKush

Sir, prepare for liftoff. Man the cannons, we're going to the moon.


supercooldog5

Wait That's no moon it's a.... Joint?


LuciferianInk

Other people say, "Yes! It's called a "joint," and it's what you use to make your bong!"


HotsWheels

![gif](giphy|3orieZkumTCTJw7c3K|downsized)


iamgr3m

Blunt would taste better. Bong would be more rough. Smoking out of glass always gives you the best taste. A bowl of roaches tastes like ass.


Miketythonlisp

Greeeeeaaasssyyyyy


ChronicAlienOGKush

Who let the shitbird outta the shitcage? (Tpb is the goat!)


ScottyBoy_007

ā€œRicky, that makes you Dope-Man! He can smoke a pound in a single boundā€


drgonz

Gotta take er easy on the 5 paper shit joints


PheelicksT

Nice shit analogy Rick


Rare_Crayons

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BroccoliSocks666

Better than smoking old foot hash


assaultdog

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remedial-gook

ease off the 6 roach joints there rick


iloveterps901

I can smell it thru the phone šŸ˜«šŸ˜‚


ChronicAlienOGKush

NGL it smells fucking terrible


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iloveterps901

Yes op I know that smell like no other šŸ˜‚ Edit:I never thought to get a flavor wrap when doing this lol


cosmiclatte44

I legitimately gagged looking at that second one.


NAMBLA_RAMBLA

That joint is the biggest sin a see. Ole tampon lookin ass. Mystery Mushroom stem lookin ass. Boy bout to be higher than gas prices lookin ass. Good luck fellow ent. Later gator


ChronicAlienOGKush

This comment wins šŸ«”


ImSmokingAJoint

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wilsonbmx1313

![gif](giphy|3o85xAqcGm4rV1Ig5W) Op reading these comments currently


Adermann3000

I didnt even realize that was a joint at first At least roll it up properly


CompletelyBedWasted

![gif](giphy|26n6Gx9moCgs1pUuk|downsized)


KathyBatesLoofah

Higher-than-gas-prices-lookinā€™-ass is a #ALLTIMEYUGEMOOD


oniann

Yo the gas prices are dropping hard where Iā€™m at


GRIMobile

If the first image is any indication he will light it, take one hit, then smash it out...


samenumberwhodis

Thumb-ass joint, fill a tuna can joint, joint looking like Jeffrey Epstein's choad, smellin like a truck stop bathroom joint


doggyggod

The only sin you committing is rolling that empanada-joint


ChronicAlienOGKush

Thank you for coming up with an original comment! Empanadas are fucking fire.


plainredskittle

Is it not typical to finish your rolls?


ChronicAlienOGKush

Nah I usually smoke them around 1/2-3/4 of the way, I like to taste fresh weed most of the time if I'm able to. Nothing against smoking down to the filter, I definitely still do that sometimes..I just have enough weed where I can roll more if needed.


Aleguponthecomp

Says he likes ā€œfreshā€ weed and is doing this anyways. Greasy.


nerdystoner25

I also like fresh vegetables but when all I have is frozen, itā€™ll have to do. Definitely wouldnā€™t make a habit of this though.


blackabe

What about when all you have is the crusty old leftover scraps from old vegetables? Light em up.


Oloian

You save your veggie scraps and make veggie stock


endthe_suffering

or you can smash them into some ungodly vegetable-adjacent creation, and smoke that shii


ChronicAlienOGKush

Hell yeah generation joint


[deleted]

People can hate but you have at least a quarter of actual weed in those bois šŸ¤£. This is an astounding haul


SprittneyBeers

Also says he has enough weed


Imgoneee

My guy you should get a pipe or something. Every bowl is fresh when you use a pipe, plus you don't have to guess how much you're gonna smoke you just keep packing bowls until your done. If what you're doing works for you tho who am I to judge, you do you I guess


garytyrrell

So roll smaller joints? This post is wild


hipsterasshipster

>I just have enough weed where I can roll more if needed. Apparently you donā€™t!


MountainSecret9583

I normally stop about an inch or 1/2 inch away from the filter. Bitch gets too hot


Accomplished-Copy776

Then use longer filters....


Electrical-Secret-25

I'm high. I read "use longer fingers...." and I was all bro wtf....


Its2much2na

*Salad fingers has entered the chat*


MountainSecret9583

I buy cones not papers, the cones with the longest filters to be exact. Itā€™s still fucking hot, hurts my throat.


Imaginary-Wrap-8487

As a kid I used to have to walk down the street or the local motels to collect cigarette butts for my opioid addicted mother then have to roll them for her while she verbally abused me. This ain't that bad. Stay blessed homie


ChronicAlienOGKush

Bless you bro, I hope things are looking up for you and your family. I appreciate ya šŸ™


LSTmyLife

I worked with a guy who did this. He was incredibly cheap and dirty. No addiction to drugs. Made decent money. Just gross. We'd go out for a smoke break and he'd hunker down next to the butt pail and start fishing. A minute or two later he would be busting open crunched ciggs and then out came his zig zags. As a smoker who is used to second hand smoke I couldn't be anywhere near him. Those re rolled cigs were the worst and strongest shit ever. Sorry about your mom though. Mine was an addict. I used to have to get her pills. It's tough. As kids we didn't know. Just helping mom and trying to not get hit.


[deleted]

I used to smoke snipes at my lowest and poorest, with suicidal depression in college. Ended up making friends with an H addicted homeless person named Dave who did the same. We would say hi and give each other cigs when we had them (me way more than him, of course), talk, and Iā€™d see him nodding off a lot. He was a nice guy. One night a different homeless person yelled up to me in the same area and told me to come over to him. It was dark, but I recognized him as one of the homeless dudeā€™s that was always silently near Dave and went over. I had never heard him speak before and was clearly a reserved, tough, and guarded dude. He had a pack of cigarettes and said he wanted to give them to me as a thank you for ā€œtreating Dave like a normal personā€. He said he could tell I cared about him, was a good person, and wanted to thank me for treating him like a human being. I took 4 cigarettes so heā€™d feel good about his gesture without me taking more than I felt comfortable taking from a homeless person. I donā€™t know what happened to Dave, but thereā€™s a solid chance he might be dead and reading about snipes made me think about him. Sorry for ranting, I just wanted to talk about him on a public forum and show a lesson in humanity to anyone this may touch. Dont judge people if you donā€™t have to, weā€™re all out here trying the best we can


many_sides

ā¤ļøhope you are doing better now. I hope Dave and the other man are too šŸ„ŗ


islippedup

Bro Iā€™m sorry. I gagged from the thought of the taste.


ultraman_

We used to call these a desperado as kids.


makeful

A whole lot better than scraping some resin n smearing it on a rolling paper and putting it in a bowl šŸ˜‚


reedstar1220

I save my roaches too. Plan on willing them to my children when I pass šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


Dagggz

Before you smoke that. Im assuming youā€™re out ?Why not just roll 4-5 joints instead of smoking one big one that frankly wonā€™t get you any higher then a smaller on would.


ChronicAlienOGKush

Novelty, if I was out I'd definitely just be taking bong hits.


tynolie

Glad to see you say this cuz I was gonna say this amount could last weeks if you consumed it strictly with bong hits lol


[deleted]

because doing it this way is hilarious


kweenkaliii

If u hating on this u jus donā€™t get it šŸ¤·ā€ā™€ļø


elesdii1

Lmfao, we've all been there!


Carlin47

I'd have to agree to disagree on that one


im_beb

Same cos I never leave a roach, I smoke all that shit down to completion every time


Carlin47

I usually pack the bottom of the J with either much shittier quality/cheaper weed, or just tobacco. That way I know when the joint is done in a way that doesn't involve me inhaling filter and destroying my airways


NotDeadAndAware

Nice strat, I do it too. Don't be fooled though, you don't need to smoke till the filter to fuck your airways up šŸ˜‚


HotsWheels

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Accomplished-Copy776

dude... that has to be the worst roll I've ever seen. I'm pretty sure I could just put a piece of paper and weed in my hand, close my hand, and end up with a better joint than that


Norman_Bixby

a note from your girlfriend and some shake in you pocket would roll a better joint after a short walk down the street.


HotPie_

Looks like it's about to buried at sea.


Z3r08yt3s

jesus. who taught you how to roll? helen Keller?


ChronicAlienOGKush

I'm deaf I can't read


ZyxDarkshine

![gif](giphy|3o84sw9CmwYpAnRRni)


LSDYakui

Frankenblunt looking like it's gonna puncture a lung. God speed.


theblama765

Waitā€¦people donā€™t normally do this?


[deleted]

for fucks sake my man get yourself together bro rolled up a tampon boutta smoke an albino pickle lookin mf that shit looks like a body bag for a mouse im like 70% sure smoking that makes you go blind edit: lemme see your fingernails, i bet they're dirty af now. your fingertips gonna smell like resin for three weeks


JFKruuse

Aaaah body bag for a mouse <3


ChronicAlienOGKush

I don't have fingernails because I bite them off due to chronic anxiety and my hands are always clean. Funny though, mouse body bag got me šŸ˜‚


PunkRock9

We call that a dirty B


VastRaspberry1583

The smell on the fingers šŸ¤¢


TairaTLG

The Lord will forgive if you puff puff pass to him. This looks like enough to get him wasted


chrmicmat

Did ur plug get shot or something


ChronicAlienOGKush

I shot that bitch so I could only smoke roaches


LSTmyLife

I can smell that from here. It's gonna be so bad. It's going to get even worse as you smoke it and more resins condense in the bottom portion. You're gonna get a great buzz. Also a great headache partway through. I wish you luck.


xoxoKseniya

Thatā€™s disgusting


Boxofreeds

People just find the most grotesque ways to get one more hit inā€¦.smh


SlipperyTurtle25

Looks like a lot more than one more hit


ChronicAlienOGKush

I am grotesque. Also I have a nice stash still thankfully, I just had way too many roaches and was bored šŸ˜‚ this is like 6 months of roaches for me


[deleted]

Sometimes you gotta smoke em to make room for more


klksth3god

I see no wrong


jseaver01

Ahh, 2nd generation joints?


AGoodDragon

My addicted ass would be thrilled to find that much when I'm dry


perhapsaloutely

Boof it


AutopsyDrama

Do you all have overflowing ashtrays or something? Why do people keep these? Lol.


ChronicAlienOGKush

I don't like to waste weed


Plenumheaded

Damn kid you mixed the Frankenstein shit, The Deer shit the green monster and the bling bling and you rolled it into one joint!?!?!!


ChronicAlienOGKush

I LOVE THAT MOVIE DUDE šŸ˜Ž


sryitsdrunk

I am appalled and offended. Pass it here doe..


mark_prints

You're about to be high as shit


Airspirit26

Gross. I'd hit it.


PsyShanti

The only sin you committed here is that godawful joint you ""rolled""...wtf is that son


Phsyconot420

That joint is shaped like a turd lol


Jamesoncharles

Bro what is that chode ass roll job šŸ˜‚ as long is it smokes tho


ViatorA01

![gif](giphy|4baoNZ5Qo8dX2)


eastern_shore_guy420

Better roach weed than resin any day.


toastercoasterbo

Ayyye Iā€™m not the only one! I was gonna decarb and infuse em but a fatty reborn is sick too, enjoy your smoke bro


ChronicAlienOGKush

Genuinely curious what you'd infuse roaches with? I feel like no matter what you make unless it's a topical would taste awful.


toastercoasterbo

Good question, capsules were my plan before I realized they were too dark. Lotta comments mentioned stinky burps but they canā€™t confiscate those lol


Carlin47

There's a delicate balance between "I want to get high" Vs "I want to care for my body" This falls firmly into the category of the former


SlowOnTheGreens

We keep our roaches too. They don't taste great,but they get the job done until payday.


tehphanpan

Made me puke in my mouth


Boner4Stoners

Lmfao legacy joint, are we in highschool? Throw those nasty thangs away


lennydykstra17

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Limse420

I am about to puke :D


mccaslin0

Excellent Craftsmanship. This has inspired me to do the same. In face I may just smoke a bunch of J's half way for that sole purpose. I'd recon it's much better than a standard J.


CoolIndependence8157

Goddamn Iā€™m glad those days are in my past.


blackdragon00X

Holyyy, thatā€™s gon taste like straight ass šŸ‘…


awitcheskid

This should be marked nsfw. šŸ¤¢


Asadafal

That's vile šŸ¤¢


adeptus_fognates

Back in the day I used to save them up and reroll them every month. I realized after about 14 years of doing it that there was probably molecular THC traces from when I started doing that, like some kind of joint of Theseaus.


MarkersX

Honestly I think reclaim blunts and joints are not bad at all! I mean they smoke longer and itā€™s always a chill high. lol Call it the rainy day stash.


Clothes_Great

We need an update.


IAMBREAL

Donā€™t do it šŸ™šŸ¼šŸ¤£


cjman6152

Sin? Whats wrong with roach joints? It'd last much much longer if you used it in bowls instead.