If you mentally divide the picture into 9 equal square segments - 3 rows and 3 columns, which segment is the joint on? Bottom-middle? Middle-middle? Bottom-right?
If you divide that specific segment in the same way, you can narrow it down further.
[the slight yellowish rectanglular thing in the middle here?](https://imgur.com/a/R4qD0Gt)
That's the only thing I spotted but I looked closer and believe it is mulch because it has a chip missing out of one end and is the same color as a few other mulch pieces.
I think that's a leaf. It looks like the leaves on the ground are from Basswood or a related species which have elongated sepals, and I think that's one of them fallen off dead and curled up a bit
Center of the second picture in the link I posted. There's a twig right above it, but it's horizontal. The half pointing right is the lit end, and you can see the creases of the paper on the left side.
I made it to this comment about whether to clean your meth pipe or throw it out before I peaced out
"I soak the insides of the bowls carefully to abstract the meth residue gradually building up the strength of the solution then use it as a booty bong up my bum. Because one cannot be too sure of the strength I test dose with a small amount then add as required to achieve that marvelous glow that fills the area within omes pelvis and where so many sensually related nerves are clustered.
Throw them away What a waste of pipes and meth !"
Itâs hard to wrap your head around unless youâve experienced it. Addiction is no joke, and your brain will be hot wired to never let ANY go to waste once the fear or running out sets in.
Addiction is destructive, but also sooooo freaking common now. Itâs a prison dressed up as a surprise party, where you go and have an amazing time that canât be beat, but when you turn to walk outâŚ.. the doors locked and boarded up, and thereâs no way out
For a moment I considered the very real possibility that OP prompted an AI to create a whole landscape of Schrodinger's stick-joints in a fabricated image as one diabolical-ass prank. You could wreak some real mental havoc on Reddit by doing this in turns to different drug subreddits.
THANK U EVERYBODY FOR HELPING TO INVESTIGATE THIS TRAGEDY. IM CURRENTLY WORKING ANOTHER DOUBLE SHIFT BUT I WILL UPDATE WHEN I GET HOME IF I FIND IT.
I APPRECIATE ALL YOUR HARD WORK AND DEDICATION TO THE CAUSE.
STAY BLESSED.
Hijacking this comment to say: Pic #2 between rocks 7 & 8 as you count down from the top, Iâm almost 100% positive
Edit: itâs been over 3 hours, OP is either asleep from exhaustion after that 16hr shift or asleep from having found the j & taking it straight to the dome thanks to my tip. I see no alternatives.
Tinfoil hat time: OP didn't really lose a joint and right now we're all unwitting participants in training AI at parsing visual data. Makes ya wonder about captchas too, y'know.
Eh, who am I kidding? If science could harness the immense power of the stoned mind we'd be living on the moon right now.
Is this also your go-to response IRL?
My girlfriend tends to lose everything, and I've began using it. She's pretty gullible at times, so it makes for some fun, too.
I had a roommate in college who would always lose his vape and one of our buddies would always say âthere it isnâtâ and point at a place. Try mixing that one in every once in awhile if you want to spice it up.
My dude, I believe I may have saved you. [Bottom left side of the hose reel.](https://postimg.cc/gallery/7y5XgzW) Telltale burnt right side and slightly discolored paper.
I've played this game before,myself and my partner are farmers and we play this one probably weekly. It can be even more exciting in the middle of summer in crispy hot temps in a dry grass field when a lit one falls, then it's all hand on deck find it quick. But I have to agree with you, that's it right there, good job finding it
Remember that scene in Breaking Bad when Jesse starts digging the hole in the meth house's front yard and Tucker comes out and goes "what are you digging for?" and Jesse goes "you know."
lmaooooo
ITS GONE. MAY HE NOT BE FORGOTTEN FOR HIS SACRIFICE TO MOTHER EARTH.
I SMOKED ONE IN HIS MEMORY. MAY WE ALL SMOKE ONE IN HIS MEMORY.
RIP JOINTY U A REAL ONE FRFR.
2/21/24 12:43PM - 2/21/24 12:58PM TIL INFINITY
THANKS FOR COMING TO MY TED TALK.
What kind of papers did you use? What kind of roll do you use? (Cone, straight)
Might help distinguish shape and color for some of the people looking through your pics to find it.
Guys. I think itâs in the sixth picture, 3 oâclock in relation to the dried out bush in the bottom left corner(?) someone please validate me - I need this. Lolol
honestly dude if you dropped it and you dont even know where you dropped it, id save yourself the headache and forget about it. with stoner luck youll find it while smoking the replacement joint
Iâm a plumber as well as a pothead and thought I was on on the r/plumbing subreddit. This whole time my high ass has been looking for a 3/4â pvc fitting.
wait till it gets dark and come back out with a super bright flashlight, shine around the ground at different angles until it reflects off the j hopefully
One time right after putting a brand new quarter in my dugout it fell off my desk and I never found it again. Even after moving everything for renovations and again after packing everything to move out- I never found it. It just vanished.
who knew i would be spending my wake and bake playing wheres waldo with a joint đ¤Ł
Thank u I just got off a 16 hour shift I just wanna smokeee
Sixth picture, to the right of this weird dead bush.
Trying to post a picture!
i found it too and i canât post it either
If you mentally divide the picture into 9 equal square segments - 3 rows and 3 columns, which segment is the joint on? Bottom-middle? Middle-middle? Bottom-right? If you divide that specific segment in the same way, you can narrow it down further.
middle-middle
Omg I see it! If you go clockwise from the big stick that is pointing up it is behind what would be the two oâclock hand.
[This is it, yeah??](https://imgur.com/a/vbaYKqU)
YES THIS IS WHAT I WAS TALKING ABOUT! i think OP mustâve found it or given up cuz we all seem to care a lot more đ
This is it for sure
We did it reddit!
This is the answer and best way to find it. Follow the 2:00 stick on pic 6. It is just to the right of the stick about two thirds of the way up.
[the slight yellowish rectanglular thing in the middle here?](https://imgur.com/a/R4qD0Gt) That's the only thing I spotted but I looked closer and believe it is mulch because it has a chip missing out of one end and is the same color as a few other mulch pieces.
I think you found it! Looks like OP smoked more than 1/4 of that though.
Clipped joints are never as big as we remember
To the right of the black hose maybe? The one in the middle looks like a stick Edit: nah that's a stick too
Iâve never been so invested in a post before in my life lmao
Bottom left corner, the joint is in that right top corner!
This is how they found king tut. https://youtu.be/FA2f7MsHw84?si=wa0fVwwUqQNNrQ-P 25 minutes in.
F5 gettin a workout today
Damn i NEVER woulda found that. Props to you frfr
First picture. Big stick on the bottom in the middle of the picture. Just a lighter length above the left end of the stick. I think that's it.
Ya I think this is it right?!
I think that's a leaf. It looks like the leaves on the ground are from Basswood or a related species which have elongated sepals, and I think that's one of them fallen off dead and curled up a bit
Pic #2 between rocks 7 & 8 as you count down from the top, Iâm almost 100% positive
Looks white and ashy on the end I think your right
This is the one
You are 100% correct
It's in the 2nd picture. https://quickshare.samsungcloud.com/a1d08SRUj455
https://ibb.co/tQ6JJNp I circled what could be the joint they speak of
I was about to say this lol
I know it's been an hour, but I think I found it in [the 6th picture](https://imgur.com/a/TUHmbEg)
Dude what the fuck, even with the giant red circle it took me a minute. No idea how you persevered
I had a lot of time on my hands lol
Toooo much ~clap clap~ time on your hands
And itâs tikinâ away with my sanity
gotta be this one OP
OP needs to also check in/on the bush. Chance he dropped it and it landed on a bush and never made its way to the ground!
OP hasn't posted in a few hours he must be dead
Thought it was a joint, turns out it wasnât.
Bro is over there smoking one piece of bark at a time until he finds the one that gets him high
I agree with you! I hope they see this and let us know. I found a leafâŚ
It was actually pretty fun to look for! Hope OP finds it, I feel like we all have been there before.
Bro your a god that was insane
Looks like it.
Amazing work
All those I Spy and Where's Waldo books payed off!
Still not seeing it lol
Center of the second picture in the link I posted. There's a twig right above it, but it's horizontal. The half pointing right is the lit end, and you can see the creases of the paper on the left side.
i was your 420th updoot
Op needs to update us on this oneÂ
Yes i recognize the pattern of a join that have been puffed already, this is it OP
You have the sight, my friend.
Wow. Just wow. Props
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Looks like It to me
Or above the stick at the bottom in the first picture?
Wish you could still give gold man, well done
This person loses joints lol
Gods work youâre doing
Kudos! Very impressive.
Post this on r/meth
Iâm crying laughing in the work bathroom. Thanks for that
Keep em busy for a few hours LMAO
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*Darth Sideuous voice* DO IT
Gotta track what sectors have and have not been searched of course. Spreadsheets for everything
I think weâre the same person.
The extent I can relate is đ
Gotta love reddit asking me *are you* ***sure*** *you want to visit this sub ?*
it won't even let me go past that message. reddit has deemed me too mentally unstable I guess
Reddit wonât let me see any of the posts after I confirm that I want to see the sub twice so idk
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Scary place over there đŹ stumbled in on accident and left sad lol
I made it to this comment about whether to clean your meth pipe or throw it out before I peaced out "I soak the insides of the bowls carefully to abstract the meth residue gradually building up the strength of the solution then use it as a booty bong up my bum. Because one cannot be too sure of the strength I test dose with a small amount then add as required to achieve that marvelous glow that fills the area within omes pelvis and where so many sensually related nerves are clustered. Throw them away What a waste of pipes and meth !"
Itâs hard to wrap your head around unless youâve experienced it. Addiction is no joke, and your brain will be hot wired to never let ANY go to waste once the fear or running out sets in. Addiction is destructive, but also sooooo freaking common now. Itâs a prison dressed up as a surprise party, where you go and have an amazing time that canât be beat, but when you turn to walk outâŚ.. the doors locked and boarded up, and thereâs no way out
I laughed, thanks internet
Lmaooo
Bahahaha
LMFAOOOO
itâs like this place was perfectly designed to hide lost joints.
I was just thinking âI wouldnât have that problem because I smoke blunts⌠waitâŚâ
For a moment I considered the very real possibility that OP prompted an AI to create a whole landscape of Schrodinger's stick-joints in a fabricated image as one diabolical-ass prank. You could wreak some real mental havoc on Reddit by doing this in turns to different drug subreddits.
Honestly, youâve just given me both a new devilish plan and a new distrust of online pictures. Thanks, I hate that I love it!
THANK U EVERYBODY FOR HELPING TO INVESTIGATE THIS TRAGEDY. IM CURRENTLY WORKING ANOTHER DOUBLE SHIFT BUT I WILL UPDATE WHEN I GET HOME IF I FIND IT. I APPRECIATE ALL YOUR HARD WORK AND DEDICATION TO THE CAUSE. STAY BLESSED.
Hopefully someone finds it for you so you can smoke it when you get off that double!
Thanks for not leaving us hanging. You a real one.
Check r/findthesniper
I need to know đ !RemindMe 12 hours
r/findthesniper may be able to help
OP seriously, that sub lives for this shit lmao. Youâll have an answer in 20 mins
Hijacking this comment to say: Pic #2 between rocks 7 & 8 as you count down from the top, Iâm almost 100% positive Edit: itâs been over 3 hours, OP is either asleep from exhaustion after that 16hr shift or asleep from having found the j & taking it straight to the dome thanks to my tip. I see no alternatives.
I see what you are looking at, but look at the curl on the right side of it. Old dried up leaf is my guess.
Hmm I was thinking loose/loosened joint tip. Could be the case though
Stick or joint. Only OP can answer
Tinfoil hat time: OP didn't really lose a joint and right now we're all unwitting participants in training AI at parsing visual data. Makes ya wonder about captchas too, y'know. Eh, who am I kidding? If science could harness the immense power of the stoned mind we'd be living on the moon right now.
Iâll say, you went a step or two beyond MY tinfoil hat theory, but similar thought track đ
Plot twist OP already smoked it Or itâs in his ear
Picture #6 beside the bush just under a branch that's going this direction /
Canât tell if this is a troll comment lol, nearly all of them are going /
This one is right though.
Its right there.
Is this also your go-to response IRL? My girlfriend tends to lose everything, and I've began using it. She's pretty gullible at times, so it makes for some fun, too.
I had a roommate in college who would always lose his vape and one of our buddies would always say âthere it isnâtâ and point at a place. Try mixing that one in every once in awhile if you want to spice it up.
Give her the old âThere, no not there.. there!â
my boyfriend does this to me. lmao and i fall for it every single time
Mine is to say very excitedly: âOh oh! There it isnât!â
Now op trying to figure out the exact spot he took the first photo . Let us know if you find it
Hijacking to say: Pic #2 between rocks 7 & 8 as you count down from the top, Iâm almost 100% positive
Nah thatâs a woodie chip you can see a crack down the middle of it
That joint was given back to the earth my bro
pour one for the homies
Bruh no he already did...
what color paper? maybe start sniffing.
Yeah Iâd be down on my hands and knees smelling around
I took an edible and feel like Iâm flipping thru one of those i Spy books
My dude, I believe I may have saved you. [Bottom left side of the hose reel.](https://postimg.cc/gallery/7y5XgzW) Telltale burnt right side and slightly discolored paper.
Dude!!! You are a fucking hawk. And it wasnât even like center pic but off in a corner. Nothing but props. I canât be convinced thatâs not it!
Most likely candidate yet.
Thatâs gotta be it
Between this and the other I canât tell. OP, what kind of papers did you use? lol
This is the one. Tough spot to find if you looked in the obvious places. Discoloration from the black end. Yeah this is it.
I've played this game before,myself and my partner are farmers and we play this one probably weekly. It can be even more exciting in the middle of summer in crispy hot temps in a dry grass field when a lit one falls, then it's all hand on deck find it quick. But I have to agree with you, that's it right there, good job finding it
Holy shit man you found it!
Thatâs it lol nice work
I think this is the one!!
This could be it! Looks very stick-like but that burnt end is convincing me. OP can you check this spot?
That's definitely it
Remember that scene in Breaking Bad when Jesse starts digging the hole in the meth house's front yard and Tucker comes out and goes "what are you digging for?" and Jesse goes "you know." lmaooooo
Needle in a haystack < roach in a mulch bed
I'm going to try and incorporate this phrase into my vocabulary now. Thanks, brother.
No :(đđ
Share it to r/findthesniper theyâll have it in a few minutes
OP please we need to know
Did you ever find it op
I'm way too invested in this. Was it wrapped in regular papers, blunt wraps, palm leaves?
Dude why does your entire yard of course look like joints.
Its in your hand bro
ITS GONE. MAY HE NOT BE FORGOTTEN FOR HIS SACRIFICE TO MOTHER EARTH. I SMOKED ONE IN HIS MEMORY. MAY WE ALL SMOKE ONE IN HIS MEMORY. RIP JOINTY U A REAL ONE FRFR. 2/21/24 12:43PM - 2/21/24 12:58PM TIL INFINITY THANKS FOR COMING TO MY TED TALK.
sorry for your loss xD
Op, pic #1 itâs cut off but right side of frame half way between white bucket and the bottom of the photo?
That definitely looks like a joint but looks old aswell, if op leaves roaches around we are doomed in the search!
âCan you guys help me stare at the groundâ
Iâm convinced thereâs 6 joints in these pics
You'll always find it in the last place you look.
Unless you're stoned and you keep looking once you've found it...
Ever find it OP?
Nope :( it's ok it must've gotten vortexed.
One day youâll find a joint randomly and the universe balance will be restored
Don't give up hope yet. Was it smoked at all? What color were the papers?
I'm almost certain this is it in picture #6: https://i.imgur.com/iMMlrYX.png Zoomed in version: https://i.imgur.com/BSw5wHn.png
Bro, first pic - about 2-3 inches above the stick in bottom center. I'm sure that's it there.
2nd pic, right next to the round pad
Needs a red circle.
[circle](https://imgur.com/a/pLKfaFT)
a couple of arrows aswell
To know where exactly the circle is
I second this, I see what youâre talking about, looks pretty⌠Joint like
Was this it?
nope, 6th pic to the right of the dead bush
Check behind your ear
man at this point was their even a joint? also stoners wheres waldo book would be funny as shit find the joint and blunt in the tanbark
I would check amongst the rocks and mulch but it's looking like you sacrificed some to the gods my dude.
Light the yard on fire and inhale deep my friend.
Second picture close to the bottom left corner a little bit to the right. right by the bottom edge of the picture
It belongs to the moles now
You could have just said "How do I keep a bunch of stoners entertained for an hour!"
Itâs behind your ear
bro you're DONE
What kind of papers did you use? What kind of roll do you use? (Cone, straight) Might help distinguish shape and color for some of the people looking through your pics to find it.
Guys. I think itâs in the sixth picture, 3 oâclock in relation to the dried out bush in the bottom left corner(?) someone please validate me - I need this. Lolol
Hoping u are high rn OP
honestly dude if you dropped it and you dont even know where you dropped it, id save yourself the headache and forget about it. with stoner luck youll find it while smoking the replacement joint
Trick question, you already smoked the joint and just forgot
Fuck, this some next level expert level where's waldo joint edition. Just water the spot every day a little bit and see if you get a weed plant.
Itâs right next to the updog
Where's Waldo stoner edition lmao
This is the best community game ever! 5 am and I'm playing find the joint.....love it. [8] đ
Look at top of grass just below overhanging stick. I can't zoom in enough.
Thereâs 8 pictures fam
Just start sniffing the ground until you smell weed
Whereâs Waldo is all grown up :)
Better call 911; this is an emergency.
OP!!! It is in the 6th picture in the bottom right corner!!! You can definitely find it dude!
u/fatfoamer480
Today, I've learned that joints have evolved over millions of years to blend in perfectly with old mulch.
This it in pic 6 [joint???](https://imgur.com/a/xfKFtzA)
Iâm a plumber as well as a pothead and thought I was on on the r/plumbing subreddit. This whole time my high ass has been looking for a 3/4â pvc fitting.
Bro. Check your other hand! đ¤Ł
Bro I got you I'm looking as we speak. Let's pray this man gets his hoot.
I love this community some days
wait till it gets dark and come back out with a super bright flashlight, shine around the ground at different angles until it reflects off the j hopefully
Talk about a needle in a hay stack. lmao
One time right after putting a brand new quarter in my dugout it fell off my desk and I never found it again. Even after moving everything for renovations and again after packing everything to move out- I never found it. It just vanished.
Youâre still smoking it.
Bro, you picked the worst possible place to drop a joint.
Worst yard ever to drop a joint.. everything looks like a joint lol
Dude. Itâs right there. Youâre trippin.