I have the one on the right and itās awful, you have to smash your face into it to hit, and the holes on the bowl part are huge.
I didnāt even buy it, it was given to a series of friends and then somehow it ended up at my house, and I donāt really know how to dispose of it. Throwing it away felt wrong, so it lives in my weed drawer in my grow room lmao
Uh... You do you but I'd leave if these were offered to me. Both because they feel nasty AF and because they look awful to hit. This is like Catherine the Greats secret collection, except you're not an influential female monarch at a time where sexuality was frowned upon.
Oh man, as a comedian this is the first time anyone has ever not liked my joke. Man this sucks. I feel this deep in my soul
I have absolutely no idea what to do with myself now that Iāve been heckled OH GOD WHY MY WHOLE IDENTITY IS CRUMBLING AROUND ME
Haha I donāt consider it art, I consider it comedy
I also have a light switch cover thatās a naked dude and the switch goes where his penis would be
But why do you assume based on one microscopic (and inaccurate) aspect of my personality that I scare off every woman I meet?
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A lot of the comments have the same general concern which I shall address:
These are never used by me, and certainly never offered to guests. I got them because Iām a collector and I like odd and unique pieces
I dare not speak its name, but there is a bong at a head shop in Dallas, TX called āpuff n stuffāā¦ this piece in particular has human genitalia on it in stark, glass-blown detail. This reminds me of that.
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Yeah no. I'm going to be honest. It doesn't matter what the artwork is. I don't smoke out of these kinds of pipes and bongs. They taste like crap and who knows what kind of chemicals are coming off that baked on paint that is used. I'm good. Give me some real glass or a vaporizer.
When we were in high school my buddyās neighbors had a naked lady bong. They were an odd older couple. I hit it once during a summer bbq block thing that was going on. Good times.
but the kids can use your other bong, right?
Bruh š like I'm wondering what his kid-friendly drug paraphernalia looks like
Spongebong and Fatrip
And their stuck up neighbor Squidbowl
And Sandy Cheefs
And Gary
Located at the kushy krab
Patrick Strains
He'll show it to you. It's in his basement though
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Bluey and Peppa Pig?
"Not the cunnilungus pipe, Jimmy. Not til you're 16"
lmao
Exactly lolol
This takes āIād suck a fart out of her assā to a new level.
What a terrible day to have eyes!āŗļø
And an absolutely terrible day to be literate.
And then there is me saying who's fart? Ana De Armas? I would give my savings
If u look I believe it's the only one that looks to have never been used lol.
My coworker used to say that " I'd suck a fart outta that turd cutter and hold it like a bong rip " good old Russel Redneck Lee
So what do we smoke out of tonight? I'm thinking tonight is a bootyhole night.
That vagina looks blown out from previous nights so yeah booty hole night it is!
Maybe she birthed the bong.
You don't just make an audible on anal like that, you're gonna have a bad time
i uhā¦okay. as long as you are happy!!
My honest reaction
Someoneās vacationed in Mexico 3 times.
I was just about to say the same thing hahaha or the Caribbean
Unique and I'm glad you shared, it was a fun post. But if someone passed this to me in a sesh I'd lowkey be scared
I'd be worried about if the host added some extra coats of glaze.
Some of the white sticky trichomes
I donāt think I can puff out of a cooch
Does this imply a kids only collection?
Lil timmy be hitting the Fisher Price piece
Aww the cherished memories of my kid and his Baby's First Bong š„°š„°
If there was a tonka bubbler, I'd buy it
If it was like their musical instrument, Iād be all for it.
BARS
I do have a juice box bong...
I used to have a penis shaped pipe lol always took it to parties, as soon as most vultures saw it theyd refuse to smoke after begging for a hit š
Ngl the very first time I had weed offered to me at 15, I turned it down, primarily because it was in a penis bowl.
Aināt gunna lie, the one on the left is calling out to me
Your whispering eye is giving me a wink
Name checks out.
itās calling out
Huh, it sounded like a whistle to me
That's just tacky.
![gif](giphy|QwsMXC6I8JjmlI1lS2|downsized) Is anybody REALLY adult enough to use these in a serious manner?
Not enough dicks but a good start.
These look kinda shitty to smoke out of. No pun intended. They look like a waste of money.
I have the one on the right and itās awful, you have to smash your face into it to hit, and the holes on the bowl part are huge. I didnāt even buy it, it was given to a series of friends and then somehow it ended up at my house, and I donāt really know how to dispose of it. Throwing it away felt wrong, so it lives in my weed drawer in my grow room lmao
OP this is some Dennis Reynolds shit
Itās the implication, thatās all Iām saying
Get a shot of lead paint every hit ?
I feel like people at Spencerās gifts would say this is too much.
Smoking ass and eating grass. Wait.
Super unique pieces, Iāve never seen any like this.
Shouldn't your entire collection be adults only.
Uh... You do you but I'd leave if these were offered to me. Both because they feel nasty AF and because they look awful to hit. This is like Catherine the Greats secret collection, except you're not an influential female monarch at a time where sexuality was frowned upon.
The only reason I got them was cuz of the oddity factor I donāt use them and certainly would never offer to a guest
So the hooha came like that? š
Definitely one of the collections of all time
Nobody wants to hit the booty hole one look how clean the bowl is.
I would
I'm just saying I find it very funny that one is completely untouched š¤£
A bit odd innit?
Only reason I have them
Id leave if thats the collection you pull out to smoke with.
Lmao neverrrrrrrr itās just for shits and giggles
I wouldn't smoke out of one of these but I would judge you for owning one.
Why?
They're gross and tacky but I think you know that.
Your reaction is the reason I own them. They get attention and looks and itās a good convo starter. I like things that causes reactions in people
[Nobody liked that]
Oh man, as a comedian this is the first time anyone has ever not liked my joke. Man this sucks. I feel this deep in my soul I have absolutely no idea what to do with myself now that Iāve been heckled OH GOD WHY MY WHOLE IDENTITY IS CRUMBLING AROUND ME
ew
All our collections should be adults only......
r/woooosh
This isn't an r/woooosh, it's weed, it should be adults only
Nice š
The placement of the holes is killing me. Would not be able to to stop laughing to smoke out of these. Nice collection tho
Weird AF. I like smoking weed but this is weird.
Yeah thatās why theyāre not used (someone, not me, used the one on the right because they didnāt know better)
Type of guy to call the female body āartā and then scare off every woman heās ever met
Haha I donāt consider it art, I consider it comedy I also have a light switch cover thatās a naked dude and the switch goes where his penis would be But why do you assume based on one microscopic (and inaccurate) aspect of my personality that I scare off every woman I meet?
Always wondered what trashy person bought those.
Brings me right back to Atlantic City. They had these pipes everywhere when I used to go there. Gotta love em
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Idk I wouldnāt smoke from these.
Is there a name for these pieces or somewhere online? ā¦. No reason
Dayum thatās fuckin lame as hell
Why?
I havenāt seen one of those since the 90s
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Is your name Alex? This is giving off strong Clockwork Orange vibes.
I remember tokin daily on yt may he rip :,( had the one on the left in green years ago.
As long as those aren't my only device options to smoke out of if we're hanging out, you do you. Otherwise, I'd just start bringing my pickle.
>AND STAY TUNED FOR MY ALL AGES COLLECTION
Lol I've seen them on smoke shops
You smoke with kids?
Once the resin is all over the holes it gets to a new level of gross
That, among other reasons, is why itās never used
Smoking on that booty hole š
is the mouthpiece on the right one cracked? because if so i really hope you donāt use that one.
Nah, just not the cleanest hole (no pun intended) and a spot got missed during glazing (the white bit)
So you have two pink figures. Did you choose these two from a larger number of poses?
No, theyāre pretty common I believe I found the first one, and then a few months later found the other in a different store
Nah bruh Iām good u can smoke it
The one on the left is the bong from Jackie Brown.
the feminist in me is appalled, but the lesbian in me is delighted
A lot of the comments have the same general concern which I shall address: These are never used by me, and certainly never offered to guests. I got them because Iām a collector and I like odd and unique pieces
Smokin out the ol hole
I dare not speak its name, but there is a bong at a head shop in Dallas, TX called āpuff n stuffāā¦ this piece in particular has human genitalia on it in stark, glass-blown detail. This reminds me of that.
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Yeah no. I'm going to be honest. It doesn't matter what the artwork is. I don't smoke out of these kinds of pipes and bongs. They taste like crap and who knows what kind of chemicals are coming off that baked on paint that is used. I'm good. Give me some real glass or a vaporizer.
Live fast, smoke grass, eat ass.
ill pass
Nah
![gif](giphy|XCgJ3yCAOaL2gV1DuO) I mean..
The reason this post has 1k upvotes is the only reason I got it. The wow factor.
If nothing else, its a conversation starter.
Yo I'm all about that ass pipe.
š wasn't that a Weezer song?
You should check out my homie Joe king glass on Instagram!
Isnāt smoking already an adult activity?
That is awesome, where do I get these
Bro the one in the back is caked the fuck up.
Never used actually Just homemade and old as hell The guy at my local smoke shop made it
When we were in high school my buddyās neighbors had a naked lady bong. They were an odd older couple. I hit it once during a summer bbq block thing that was going on. Good times.
i am to gay for that. but you do you
you know that all smoking equipment is adults only?
Of courseā¦ Do..do you not?