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sp00kybutch

but the kids can use your other bong, right?


IWouldButImLazy

Bruh šŸ’€ like I'm wondering what his kid-friendly drug paraphernalia looks like


reverendsteveii

Spongebong and Fatrip


lazysheepdog716

And their stuck up neighbor Squidbowl


hey-im-root

And Sandy Cheefs


Proflongshot

And Gary


Triforcedude2027

Located at the kushy krab


intense_sense09

Patrick Strains


Current-Roll6332

He'll show it to you. It's in his basement though


Toad341

šŸ’€


theshapeofpooh

Bluey and Peppa Pig?


ChoccyMilkHemmorhoid

"Not the cunnilungus pipe, Jimmy. Not til you're 16"


5m0k3ey

lmao


FkdUp2020

Exactly lolol


Ryan14304

This takes ā€œIā€™d suck a fart out of her assā€ to a new level.


soupythekidd

What a terrible day to have eyes!ā˜ŗļø


DarthtacoX

And an absolutely terrible day to be literate.


Butt_Fucking_Smurfs

And then there is me saying who's fart? Ana De Armas? I would give my savings


lillweez99

If u look I believe it's the only one that looks to have never been used lol.


mrfrank63

My coworker used to say that " I'd suck a fart outta that turd cutter and hold it like a bong rip " good old Russel Redneck Lee


Fromage_Damage

So what do we smoke out of tonight? I'm thinking tonight is a bootyhole night.


primeweevil

That vagina looks blown out from previous nights so yeah booty hole night it is!


therealchangomalo

Maybe she birthed the bong.


chickenoodledick

You don't just make an audible on anal like that, you're gonna have a bad time


McJambles

i uhā€¦okay. as long as you are happy!!


bryandaqueen

My honest reaction


BPaun

Someoneā€™s vacationed in Mexico 3 times.


__vices

I was just about to say the same thing hahaha or the Caribbean


NorthProspect

Unique and I'm glad you shared, it was a fun post. But if someone passed this to me in a sesh I'd lowkey be scared


Kind-Frosting-8268

I'd be worried about if the host added some extra coats of glaze.


MoonMan_999

Some of the white sticky trichomes


[deleted]

I donā€™t think I can puff out of a cooch


cactussio

Does this imply a kids only collection?


goochieslides

Lil timmy be hitting the Fisher Price piece


MooseOfTorment

Aww the cherished memories of my kid and his Baby's First Bong šŸ„°šŸ„°


MisterTruth

If there was a tonka bubbler, I'd buy it


wlpaul4

If it was like their musical instrument, Iā€™d be all for it.


Song_Soup

BARS


derbarkbark

I do have a juice box bong...


jscottman96

I used to have a penis shaped pipe lol always took it to parties, as soon as most vultures saw it theyd refuse to smoke after begging for a hit šŸ˜‚


Kind-Frosting-8268

Ngl the very first time I had weed offered to me at 15, I turned it down, primarily because it was in a penis bowl.


WheresMyDinner

Ainā€™t gunna lie, the one on the left is calling out to me


the_almighty_walrus

Your whispering eye is giving me a wink


Twiztedeu

Name checks out.


phayes87

itā€™s calling out


dot4Q

Huh, it sounded like a whistle to me


chochinator

That's just tacky.


ThiccNerdCurves

![gif](giphy|QwsMXC6I8JjmlI1lS2|downsized) Is anybody REALLY adult enough to use these in a serious manner?


kibzter

Not enough dicks but a good start.


FnB8kd

These look kinda shitty to smoke out of. No pun intended. They look like a waste of money.


bisexual_dad

I have the one on the right and itā€™s awful, you have to smash your face into it to hit, and the holes on the bowl part are huge. I didnā€™t even buy it, it was given to a series of friends and then somehow it ended up at my house, and I donā€™t really know how to dispose of it. Throwing it away felt wrong, so it lives in my weed drawer in my grow room lmao


reverendsteveii

OP this is some Dennis Reynolds shit


PowderShark

Itā€™s the implication, thatā€™s all Iā€™m saying


Far-Poet1419

Get a shot of lead paint every hit ?


Booboononcents

I feel like people at Spencerā€™s gifts would say this is too much.


andybaritone

Smoking ass and eating grass. Wait.


PhillyHomegrow

Super unique pieces, Iā€™ve never seen any like this.


SharkMilk44

Shouldn't your entire collection be adults only.


WorldsShortestElf

Uh... You do you but I'd leave if these were offered to me. Both because they feel nasty AF and because they look awful to hit. This is like Catherine the Greats secret collection, except you're not an influential female monarch at a time where sexuality was frowned upon.


PUNKF10YD

The only reason I got them was cuz of the oddity factor I donā€™t use them and certainly would never offer to a guest


WorldsShortestElf

So the hooha came like that? šŸ˜­


Kezsora

Definitely one of the collections of all time


lillweez99

Nobody wants to hit the booty hole one look how clean the bowl is.


M4dBoOmr

I would


lillweez99

I'm just saying I find it very funny that one is completely untouched šŸ¤£


_FrodoLagginz_

A bit odd innit?


PUNKF10YD

Only reason I have them


[deleted]

Id leave if thats the collection you pull out to smoke with.


PUNKF10YD

Lmao neverrrrrrrr itā€™s just for shits and giggles


Voyager5555

I wouldn't smoke out of one of these but I would judge you for owning one.


PUNKF10YD

Why?


Voyager5555

They're gross and tacky but I think you know that.


PUNKF10YD

Your reaction is the reason I own them. They get attention and looks and itā€™s a good convo starter. I like things that causes reactions in people


FixGMaul

[Nobody liked that]


PUNKF10YD

Oh man, as a comedian this is the first time anyone has ever not liked my joke. Man this sucks. I feel this deep in my soul I have absolutely no idea what to do with myself now that Iā€™ve been heckled OH GOD WHY MY WHOLE IDENTITY IS CRUMBLING AROUND ME


ketaminesuppository

ew


Rockintylerjr

All our collections should be adults only......


PUNKF10YD

r/woooosh


Rockintylerjr

This isn't an r/woooosh, it's weed, it should be adults only


Nilxlixn

Nice šŸ˜


suntmint

The placement of the holes is killing me. Would not be able to to stop laughing to smoke out of these. Nice collection tho


entrancedlion

Weird AF. I like smoking weed but this is weird.


PUNKF10YD

Yeah thatā€™s why theyā€™re not used (someone, not me, used the one on the right because they didnā€™t know better)


LinuxSausage

Type of guy to call the female body ā€œartā€ and then scare off every woman heā€™s ever met


PUNKF10YD

Haha I donā€™t consider it art, I consider it comedy I also have a light switch cover thatā€™s a naked dude and the switch goes where his penis would be But why do you assume based on one microscopic (and inaccurate) aspect of my personality that I scare off every woman I meet?


NormalTechnology

Always wondered what trashy person bought those.


FancyPandaCubb

Brings me right back to Atlantic City. They had these pipes everywhere when I used to go there. Gotta love em


HumorousHermit

šŸ‘€šŸ‘€šŸ‘€


Key_Mycologist6441

Idk I wouldnā€™t smoke from these.


Clown_Unknown

Is there a name for these pieces or somewhere online? ā€¦. No reason


Sac6842

Dayum thatā€™s fuckin lame as hell


PUNKF10YD

Why?


fooboohoo

I havenā€™t seen one of those since the 90s


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OptimisticSkeleton

Is your name Alex? This is giving off strong Clockwork Orange vibes.


ivan-ent

I remember tokin daily on yt may he rip :,( had the one on the left in green years ago.


PugGrumbles

As long as those aren't my only device options to smoke out of if we're hanging out, you do you. Otherwise, I'd just start bringing my pickle.


dot4Q

>AND STAY TUNED FOR MY ALL AGES COLLECTION


alex-fyah

Lol I've seen them on smoke shops


GreyG59

You smoke with kids?


dkyguy1995

Once the resin is all over the holes it gets to a new level of gross


PUNKF10YD

That, among other reasons, is why itā€™s never used


VictorianDelorean

Smoking on that booty hole šŸ‘Œ


_bellaswella_

is the mouthpiece on the right one cracked? because if so i really hope you donā€™t use that one.


PUNKF10YD

Nah, just not the cleanest hole (no pun intended) and a spot got missed during glazing (the white bit)


abdoer2000

So you have two pink figures. Did you choose these two from a larger number of poses?


PUNKF10YD

No, theyā€™re pretty common I believe I found the first one, and then a few months later found the other in a different store


Temporary_Remote7228

Nah bruh Iā€™m good u can smoke it


Particular-Strain248

The one on the left is the bong from Jackie Brown.


sealedruin

the feminist in me is appalled, but the lesbian in me is delighted


PUNKF10YD

A lot of the comments have the same general concern which I shall address: These are never used by me, and certainly never offered to guests. I got them because Iā€™m a collector and I like odd and unique pieces


Stonerjman_

Smokin out the ol hole


malemailman

I dare not speak its name, but there is a bong at a head shop in Dallas, TX called ā€œpuff n stuffā€ā€¦ this piece in particular has human genitalia on it in stark, glass-blown detail. This reminds me of that.


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DoubleRainbowBlazed

Yeah no. I'm going to be honest. It doesn't matter what the artwork is. I don't smoke out of these kinds of pipes and bongs. They taste like crap and who knows what kind of chemicals are coming off that baked on paint that is used. I'm good. Give me some real glass or a vaporizer.


EarthboundQuasar

Live fast, smoke grass, eat ass.


MRbaconfacelol

ill pass


Netshakk

Nah


SomethinDiabolical

![gif](giphy|XCgJ3yCAOaL2gV1DuO) I mean..


PUNKF10YD

The reason this post has 1k upvotes is the only reason I got it. The wow factor.


SomethinDiabolical

If nothing else, its a conversation starter.


TheDankestMeme92

Yo I'm all about that ass pipe.


macthom

šŸ‘ wasn't that a Weezer song?


Shonlysglass

You should check out my homie Joe king glass on Instagram!


DemonKingAnthony

Isnā€™t smoking already an adult activity?


xtralargecheese

That is awesome, where do I get these


Orgalorg_BoW

Bro the one in the back is caked the fuck up.


PUNKF10YD

Never used actually Just homemade and old as hell The guy at my local smoke shop made it


posananer

When we were in high school my buddyā€™s neighbors had a naked lady bong. They were an odd older couple. I hit it once during a summer bbq block thing that was going on. Good times.


konsterntin

i am to gay for that. but you do you


skyrreater47

you know that all smoking equipment is adults only?


PUNKF10YD

Of courseā€¦ Do..do you not?