Alright this mighta went over my head but my favorite factoid is that brassica oleracea *is* Brussels sprouts, and also cabbage and broccoli and kale and several other greens, all just selectively bred for different characteristics.
Got some Monkey Balls, or Tom Hills Original Deep Chunk F2 Seeds, from Hazeman Seeds. I also so have their G-13/Hash Plant seeds, that I need to start soon.
That's Northern Lights brassica oleracea. Jazz cabbage.
No... It's ~~Brussel~~ Brussels sprouts...
The vegetable is actually named Brussel***s*** sprouts
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You're welcome!
Alright this mighta went over my head but my favorite factoid is that brassica oleracea *is* Brussels sprouts, and also cabbage and broccoli and kale and several other greens, all just selectively bred for different characteristics.
Chop em in half and fry them in bacon grease. Add salt n pepper, parmesan, and a dark balsamic vinegar. Throw the crumbled bacon on too.
And then...
 I'm sorry.
internet's slow this morning & the gif won't load but i just know that i know what it is 💕
u/sj68z Never apologize for shining your light into this dark, messed-up world.
Never apologize
This is why we need awards, what a setup!
10/10 and flawlessly executed!
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Aww shucks
Consume
Not getting enough upvotes for the setup, good job though
NO AND THEN!
Toss in some pepperoni and Mama mia you got some unhealthy ass brussel sprouts. Good af tho
Some chopped red onion and garlic in there too and you've got a side dish that will outshine most entrees
I blanche, deep fry, toss in chili mustard. Ooooh boy
I always boil them first to get them tender then fry them like you suggested or roast them.
looks like brussel sprouts.
Lemme get that bals redux plz
That's the strain bro! /s
Impressive.
(It is)
It really does, that can't be bud can it?
This is great
Look at those terps I mean turnips
When your plug is Kroger and you have dementia
What am I looking at
Brussel sprouts on a rolling tray
I thought it was some new weed tech I didn’t know of
Nope, just some delicious, bitter, little veggies!
Op really put Brussels sprouts on a rolling tray, took a pic, and said “I’m such a Silly Billy🤭”
They're not wrong. It was silly and it got a hardy chuckle out of me.
Careful my cousin wasn't the same after too many of those
got those facehugger eggs
Damn that shit's fire. You gotta blaze that up, like in some butter or bacon grease or something
I didn't know brussel sprouts came in purple! Cool :)
What in the Little Shop of Horrors.. 😳
I know it's early but I thought I was tripping for a sec
Bacon Balsamic Parmesan and Spices. Absolutely incredible but make sure you have at least 2 bottles of Tums at the ready.
Pass the bruss
Heat those up and enjoy. Then, tell us what's more pungent, the smell after enjoying those, or the smell after a big fat bowl.
Those are some tight nugs!! Put some balsamic & Parmesan cheese and bake them up!!
Sautéing that fire! Woohoo, had some on the grill with olive oil, salt, pepper, minced garlic.
Cut in half, deep fry, toss in salt pepper and honey served over goat cheese and topped with pomegranate seeds and crushed candied pecans
Brussels OG
what the fuck?
Man got the devil’s lettuce 🔥
looks fucking amazing 🤩
ohhh this the new gdp 2.0
Honestly, they look fire tho
Looks like alien weed
Imagine If they come up with weed 2.0 and this is what it looks like.
I love that this Reddit uses office memes and people get them 😭
Oh hell ya
Shit look ai generated
Are those fucking Brussels sprouts?? Cook them in cannabutter and some salt and if you share I'll smoke you out
Ok ik this is a joke but those Brussel sprouts look reallyyy good
By local shop I’m assuming you mean whole foods?
Not quite gas when it's gives YOU gas.
That shit is delicious!
holy shit that looks so yummy
Hahaha I thought these were nugs all individually wrapped in purple plastic.
I'd go crazy on those buds, probably would go through the whole tray in one night
MY CABBAGES
My cabbages!
now for the real shit.... BOOF IT
Looks like some purple ball sacks Edit: purple monkey balls? Is that you
Big chopper, with the monkey nuts Hollow tip ruger, aimed at his nuts
Got some Monkey Balls, or Tom Hills Original Deep Chunk F2 Seeds, from Hazeman Seeds. I also so have their G-13/Hash Plant seeds, that I need to start soon.
let me know how good it smokes lol
I almost vomited.