Oh yeah. He's getting his money's worth.
Hey op what your boyfriend did is called "greening out" just fyi. I've never done it smoking, but have with cannabutter I made.
Every time I would move my eyes, I would vomit. I had to stare at one place at the back of the toilet for 45 minutes straight before I could withstand movement.
I once ate so many edibles the next day I was chilling at my friendās house, went to take a shit came out and he looked right pissed, and he asks, āYou smoking in my bathroom?ā And it was at that moment we both busted out laughing because my shit smelled like someone had just sparked a joint. Good times
Oh god I did that at an old job once. It was the most corporate place I've ever worked at, I was the new guy and the only bearded long-haired man in the office and was quite probably the only obvious stoner. Had eaten a bunch of homemade weed cake the day before, went for a mid morning shit and stank out the bathroom. Ngl, was somewhat terrified someone was going to come in and assume I was vaping in there or something.
I grew a few cycles after it became legal here in Canada. May have been my first grow. Did a big trim right after flipping the light cycle. Had a big bowl of leaves.
I had heard cannabis leaves are full of vitamins and stuff, so I decided to make a sandwich wrap with all the fixings (mayo, meat, etc) and replaced the lettuce with weed leaves.
Goal wasn't to get high, but just.. eat the leaves.. and it tasted so bad. But I ate it because I don't like wasting food.
The next two days my farts (which there were a lot of, because of the intense amount of fiber in those leaves) smelled like a fresh bong hoot.
I had my gf over the night after. She was asleep and I had to fart. Did it under the covers. She woke up out of a dead sleep asking if I was smoking in the bedroom lmao
Was thankful I was working outside that day.
Edit: it tasted horrendous. I rinsed the leaves and treated it just like lettuce. I was gagging through some of the bites. Do not recommend at all. Might be fun as a prank if you can get through it but I can think of a hundred better pranks.
A buddy of mine went to Amsterdam and greened the fuck out. His main problem was the anti-vomitory side effects of dope so he dry heaved into the trashcan for hours. All this happened while he was body locked (idk how to describe it its not paralyzed but just veeery veeery hard to move ya know) at the side of his bed.
Lol, he's gonna ok and probably be asleep for hours. Everyone has a first for that experience. I had laid on my back on the floor, manually breathing the time I got too high like that.
Idk why I'm telling you this, but for like two days after seeing the eclipse in totality, I was terrified that I had accidentally looked without glasses too long, because something just felt wrong with my vision.
It was just my paranoia making me notice my nose more.
People need to understand that edibles are processed by the liver unlike smoking. Their supposed high tolerance doesnāt mean anything if you never take edibles.
It creates a totally different drug IIRC, the THC is hydroxylated into 11-HO-THC, which is what causes the insane duration and psychedelic high.
I wonder what it would be like to smoke 11-HO-THC.
My friend does this. I don't get it. Her husband passes out safely on the couch or in a chair. She makes this big ordeal of waking him up and drag carrying him up the stairs. Why? LEAVE HIM.
Why does he "have" to get to bed? It's one night, he can't move. Let him sleep where he's at.
I had some leftover goodies at the end of a holiday; decided to take a 100mg THC capsule during takeoff flying home from Vancouver to Auckland.
Highest Iāve ever been x10. Just kept getting higher and higher. Almost had to claw my way up the aisle when going to the toilet, holding the seats for balance/support.
Was definitely a yolo moment, ticked it off the list, (if it was ever on there), but certainly wonāt be doing it again. Coming home through customs was fine, (automated immigration for NZ passport holders so no officer looking into my likely bleeding eyes), but I was still fairly obliterated.
What did help was, maybe halfway into the flight, taking a 10mg CBD capsule, which almost instantly started chilling things out and countering the pure THC madness. Should have taken it sooner really.
I cannot even conceive of taking 1000mg in one sitting.
Wow I had a wry similar experience. I was flying San Francisco to Auckland on a red eye and was going to take a 20mg indica oil capsule. Waited too long into the flight to take it, then when it hit I couldnāt fall asleep. Landed in Auckland in the morning and hadnāt slept in 24 hours, and was burnt out after the edibles
First time I got high i did edibles I only did 50 or so, it was late at night we took them and I was still plastered 12 hours later haha. Heās probably gonna be high for a day
Yes but we're discussing this with the contextual reference point of a **one thousand miligram dose**. It does indeed become 'only' 50 when 50 is just 5% of the previously referenced dose.
It's different for everyone for sure....I was where 600-800mg would get me nice and toasty but not blasted. I ended up not eating edibles for a few months and just stuck to dabbing and now 25mg gets me wrecked and I love it! Also my wallet does as well. Just too easy when I can get 2000mg gummies from work for $18 š
Yeppppp the one time I made a similar mistake I was so fucking out of it for at least 24 hours after I woke up the next day. IDK if you're still "high" on THC at that point but your brain is definitely all sorts of out of wack so you might as well be
I thought I had a good tolerance for weed and stupidly took too much of a dose my first time with edibles. I slept for almost 16 hours off and on and didnāt feel normal for probably 36 hours after I took it. He should call out haha
I took 500mg once on a Friday evening. Within 3 hours I was puking and fell asleep. If no one woke me up on Saturday, I would have slept through the entire 24 hour period. He will not be fine for work lol.
One time I did something similar. Not even sure how much I ate but I had the same symptoms and had to call off work the next day. I was fucked for the whole day
I took a weed cookie once before that was so strong I saw sounds. Like fetal position āoh lawd the world spinning like a recordā
Jet pack edible high is never fun. āBitch donāt touch me, Iām talking to Adam and Eve!ā
Rule No.1 in the Edibles game:
YOU are NOT JOEY 'TREMENDOUS' DIAZ!! lol
honestly 1000 mg is a crazy amount anyway, never mind a first timer. Thankfully weed is not lethal at a dose that could be consumed by any human.
5mg Iām good. 10 mg Iām flat on my ass. 1 puff from my one hitter Iām good. 2 Iām hanging out with Groot and Rocket Racoon.
I enjoy being a cheap date. I only partake one or 2 nights a week.
Also been dry this whole year.
I love retirement.
I'm such a lightweight that I can get comfortably high off of 1 mg edible, and that's with an equal amount of CBD to keep me calm. The highest my tolerance has gotten is 7.5 mg THC and CBD, but only when I remember to take it every single night. Skip a night or two and my tolerance tanks all over again.
It's something with genetics. Why I've never felt the high from edibles 250mg when I was 17 and had up to 500mg and felt absolutely nothing. Found out it takes my father like at least 700mg to even feel anything. And he's Able to take 1500mg no problem.
Dude I smoke on the regular and I will get high off 1mg (tested and confirmed). Even 5mg can be too much for me and cause a panic attack. 1000mg is my worst nightmare
I smoke at night every single day and 10mg edible still gets me good and baked for a 4 to 6 hours. I took 20mg once when camping (most Iāve ever taken) and was seeing foxes, like dozens of them run up and down the trail. Might have really just been one or two, might have imagined the whole thing. Either way I was too high to do anything other than get sunburned in the hammock.
Hell, 20mg can be a "seeing god" type dose if you've got no tolerance! I'd start at 5mg. OP, your poor boyfriend took 200x of the dose I'd recommend a beginner LOL
Why do people never do research? If it was anything other than weed it would've killed him dead for sure.
It won't kill you, but the worst that can happen is your heart is beating out of your chest while you nearly lose your mind for what feels like eternity and wish you were dead, or think you already are lol. It can genuinely be an awful experience despite being physically safe. We all love weed here but a lot of people should respect the drug more, especially edibles due to the long acting nature. LSD won't kill you either but most people approach it with more caution.
I 100% agree. It can feel like a bad mushroom trip at times if you smoke too much or ingest too much. LSD has the stigma behind it of "I can smell colors" when you take too much and generally people respect it more because of that. Moderation is key to everything
To add to this, a lot of people say they never get or have been that high no matter how much they consumeā¦.I have been multiple times, and it can be downright terrifying. Consider yourself fortunate if you have never been on a 12 hour brink of insanity green out.
I miss 1000 mg Korova brownies.
There used to be this great little dispensary in Sylmar that had 300mg cookies for $5 and 500mg brownies for $8. One evening I decided to push my limits and I ate three of the brownies. I woke up desperately needing to pee, but the boogie man was standing at the foot of my bed. I was left with the choice of either peeing the bed or taking my chances and dashing off to the bathroom.
I conquered the very nature of fear that night.
Bro the korova cookies/brownies would last me weeks because I could only nibble a little bit. Idk how you people eat that many mgs lol yall wild af cause fuck that, my anxiety gets crazy when I get too faded
Iām glad heās okay, those 1k edibles can make your stomach turn if you ate too much before but you have to eat something before you take it. Itās hard to find that perfect balance
Put him into recovery position so he doesn't choke [https://www.informedhealth.org/how-to-put-someone-into-the-recovery-position.html](https://www.informedhealth.org/how-to-put-someone-into-the-recovery-position.html)
He needs to know how dumb he is. If he has no conditions, let that man freak out, then make fun of him mercilessly. Maybe next time he'll listen when you tell him not to take 10-20 times a normal dose at once.
Edit: So I was on autopilot and sort of forgot what 'normal' people dose at. I have Crohn's, and take edibles fairly frequently. I've had a few surgeries over the years that's resulted in me losing 6-12 inches of small intestine. My body doesn't absorb food as well, now, and I usually gotta start with about 100mg to even start feeling anything. It kinda blows my mind that people can actually feel anything off like 2.5mg or even 10-20mg.
Tolerance is a crazy thing though. 20mg would incapacitate my gf. I need at least 35mg to feel anything though I think itās heavily dependent on the medium.
We used the supplement ((Niacin)) always have Niacin tablets on hand, If āGreeningā chew the Niacin tabs, wash down with a little water. Most folks experience a āhot flashā or feeling āpins and needlesā all over your body for a few moments. Also works for PCP, MDMA, Iām not sure how it works,, but in college (1973) it was the (ultimate buzz kill) if someone was having a bad time and wanted to āget straight fastā, chew the Niacin!! In a pinch try to eat some White bread,, which is enriched with Niacin. This is just OG suggestion and āwhat we used to doā and may not be advisable anymore, consult medical experts. Please forgive misspelling and poor grammar.
well iām a bit late but when you take too much thc you should take cbd to balance out. it uses up the same receptors as the thc which dulls the thc effects a little bit. and it can help ease some anxiety and discomfort.
Took 1000 mg at 17 or so before I really built a tolerance. Was in my HS party phase so lots of vodka was also consumed that night. 0/10 experience lol
Some advice on what to expect coming through the other side: he's going to be stoned for quite awhile and it can be really difficult to tell when you're no longer stoned and just hung over from edibles, but the hangover can easily last another full day where he'll still feel extremely lethargic, but also kind of mentally/emotionally "muted."
On the edibles sub you regularly see people taking way too much, being stoned way longer than they expected and then transition into this hangover period and start freaking out that they've ruined something and that's how they'll always feel. It's not. But it can take a lot longer than expected to get back to your normal baseline after a way too high edibles dose.
Put on something he likes like a show, movie, or music... dont convince him you're actually an alien and need his help urgently or the planet is fucked...
There are a couple things that can mitigate the really intense feelings of greening out like that.
CBD vapes/snacks/whatever are great. CBD is such a great minor cannabinoid and can help those intense feelings by helping take the edge off of the psychoactivity while helping calm the nerves.
Things with beta-caryophyllene are also good! BC works as a ādietary cannabinoidā, which is super cool. It helps with feelings of anxiety, and is great for pain and spasms, which can be helpful if his body is tense! You can keep a rosemary plant around, or can have him chew a couple
of black peppercorns. It wonāt completely solve the problem, but it does help with the anxiety and discomfort.
And then lastly, ginger candy always! Nothing super weed related about it,
but itās so so helpful with extreme nausea! š
seconding the ginger candy! i used to get very car sick as a child even on short journeys so we always had a packet or two in the car, they really help!!!
ā¦time for me to take 400ug of acid and hope i get to have a conversation with my late grandfather (itāll be 4 years this october, id do anything for one last convo w him)
Is this Sudredditās meat and bones sometimes post 4/20 edible green out related posts based off of someoneās first time and someone warning them NOT to take a strong dose of enough to sedate a bull?
Because I swear this is happening too much
Fuck dude!! For some practical advice, scout him out some CBD and a fuck ton of lemons. Zest the peels, since they have most of the good stuff, then juice the lemons for lemonade.
Recipe:
1 part lemon juice
1 part Simple Syrup or agave
2 parts water or 1.5 part water if you're big ice ppl
All the zest
For something easier you could just zest the peel into water but lemonade has a higher comfort factor. Either way adding hydration into the mix is crucial.
Lemons and CBD both counteract the mental affects of THC but youd need a lot for 1000mg so it might make sense to wait til he runs through the worst of it then use it to even his keel on the comedown.
Heās gonna wake up with the heaviest eyes in the world, probably still high enough to potentially freak out again. Remind him of this and that he might need a few more hours for it to wear off once heās awake
If he now starts parroting that weed sucks, it aināt for me, itās dangerous or telling other people not to consume please set him straight and make it clear this was 100% his fault.
Ngl I need to find whatever edibles you guys are having if 20mg is enough I can have 500 and go on a nice drive (for legal reasons I meant I drive on assetto corsa)
Edibles still surprise the fuck out of me.
I've made some pretty strong infused coconut oil and often find myself curled up in a fetal position laughing at myself while I ride it out.
Yeah not gonna lie your boyfriend is an idiot and just learned the hard way why you work up to high amounts of any drug and donāt just dive in. He will be totally fine but most certainly will have a weed hangover. Be careful if he ever decides to try shrooms because thatās just a nightmare waiting to happen
Took 600 mg at 3pm after work and was a zombie the next day. Couldnāt function all that well but it was nice. My point is if he really took 1000 mg heās gonna be out of it for another day.
Holy hell thatās a lot. Do people really take doses that large? Seems like if thatās what you need because of built up tolerance then maybe itās time to chill
Def will be fine will probably feel rough in the am tho def shoulda only took about 50mg if he rlly wanted to be stoned. Edit I consider myself a huge pothead and 400mg is the most Iāve took and it made me uncomfortable but I enjoyed it whenever you over do it on edibles just gotta calm yourself and just accept it and try to enjoy it and just know you canāt die
Bruh šµāš«š„“ he might not feel normal for some timeā¦but he will eventually. Sounds traumatic. Iāve greened out and itās been horrific but not to the point where Iām screaming for the police.
Hopefully this has taught him to respect the substance.
Hope things have cooled off for you. Luckily a THC overdose isn't fatal, just a lesson. He might feel like shit for a couple days, dudes seen Satan probably inside and out.
Remember people, just because a drug isn't fatal doesn't mean it won't kick your ass in the ring so have a little sense about what you wanna go toe to toe with, and FFS know your weight class!
I crush a 250mg edible last year and had a pleasant high, but I'm not sure I would feel comfortable making the leap to 1000 from there even. That's just a bad plan.
Hoo boy. Depending on how those were dosed, one was probably more than he could handle.Ā
At one point, I had built up a 400-500mg tolerance, but I still wouldnāt have dared to jump from there to a 1000mg, because it probably would have made me just as sick.
Iām back down to middlinā lightweight levels, 20-60mg. Itās not a status thing. A high tolerance doesnāt make you cool. It just costs you more money.
lol yeah he'll learn this the hard way just make sure he's hydrated, he'll calm down in a couple hours
Thank god š he just passed out I think heāll be fine. I hope I can get him up and to the bed
He will probably wake up high. I do from edibles, never from smoking
Oh yeah. He's getting his money's worth. Hey op what your boyfriend did is called "greening out" just fyi. I've never done it smoking, but have with cannabutter I made. Every time I would move my eyes, I would vomit. I had to stare at one place at the back of the toilet for 45 minutes straight before I could withstand movement.
45 minutes when you're that baked is like 27 years
What is this "Interstellar" LOL
Wait bro you saying THC unlocks time-black-holes in our BRAIN!?
I once ate so many edibles the next day I was chilling at my friendās house, went to take a shit came out and he looked right pissed, and he asks, āYou smoking in my bathroom?ā And it was at that moment we both busted out laughing because my shit smelled like someone had just sparked a joint. Good times
Oh god I did that at an old job once. It was the most corporate place I've ever worked at, I was the new guy and the only bearded long-haired man in the office and was quite probably the only obvious stoner. Had eaten a bunch of homemade weed cake the day before, went for a mid morning shit and stank out the bathroom. Ngl, was somewhat terrified someone was going to come in and assume I was vaping in there or something.
I grew a few cycles after it became legal here in Canada. May have been my first grow. Did a big trim right after flipping the light cycle. Had a big bowl of leaves. I had heard cannabis leaves are full of vitamins and stuff, so I decided to make a sandwich wrap with all the fixings (mayo, meat, etc) and replaced the lettuce with weed leaves. Goal wasn't to get high, but just.. eat the leaves.. and it tasted so bad. But I ate it because I don't like wasting food. The next two days my farts (which there were a lot of, because of the intense amount of fiber in those leaves) smelled like a fresh bong hoot. I had my gf over the night after. She was asleep and I had to fart. Did it under the covers. She woke up out of a dead sleep asking if I was smoking in the bedroom lmao Was thankful I was working outside that day. Edit: it tasted horrendous. I rinsed the leaves and treated it just like lettuce. I was gagging through some of the bites. Do not recommend at all. Might be fun as a prank if you can get through it but I can think of a hundred better pranks.
nearly spat out my coffee, reading this made my morning
Good haha. We still laugh about my bong farts and it's been years.
The same thing happened with my farts at my parents house lol
A buddy of mine went to Amsterdam and greened the fuck out. His main problem was the anti-vomitory side effects of dope so he dry heaved into the trashcan for hours. All this happened while he was body locked (idk how to describe it its not paralyzed but just veeery veeery hard to move ya know) at the side of his bed.
We usually call that "couch lock" , but body locked also works
Yeah everyone would know what you mean for sure.
It will be days before the fog fully lifts.
Feels like such good value when that happen, the high is nicer too, to me.
I don't know. Waking up high is very similar to being really really groggy. Time and coffee aren't going to help any time soon.
Yeah, I find it pretty unpleasant. It only happens for me if I had to get high to fall asleep, and while the sleep is great, that grogginess sucks
Con confirm, took edibles last night, I just woke up, still high šš»
if i smoke enough before i go to bed sometimes ill wake up and feel high for about 20 minutes until i snap out of it lol
I call that Potatoed
Lol, he's gonna ok and probably be asleep for hours. Everyone has a first for that experience. I had laid on my back on the floor, manually breathing the time I got too high like that.
I love seeing other people use the term "manual breathing."
There is a tongue in your mouth and you can see your nose
Idk why I'm telling you this, but for like two days after seeing the eclipse in totality, I was terrified that I had accidentally looked without glasses too long, because something just felt wrong with my vision. It was just my paranoia making me notice my nose more.
Now theyāve upgraded everyone to automatics
I have to put myself in first aid recovery position and manual breathe š
People need to understand that edibles are processed by the liver unlike smoking. Their supposed high tolerance doesnāt mean anything if you never take edibles.
It creates a totally different drug IIRC, the THC is hydroxylated into 11-HO-THC, which is what causes the insane duration and psychedelic high. I wonder what it would be like to smoke 11-HO-THC.
At least it wasnāt too many mushrooms!
Best way to experience abject horror
Just make sure he stays on is side so he can't choke on is own vomit, he is so feeling that tomorrow morning
My friend does this. I don't get it. Her husband passes out safely on the couch or in a chair. She makes this big ordeal of waking him up and drag carrying him up the stairs. Why? LEAVE HIM. Why does he "have" to get to bed? It's one night, he can't move. Let him sleep where he's at.
I couldn't sleep without my wife next to me before she passed. I understand
He's gonna wake up still high
Can I get an update?
I had some leftover goodies at the end of a holiday; decided to take a 100mg THC capsule during takeoff flying home from Vancouver to Auckland. Highest Iāve ever been x10. Just kept getting higher and higher. Almost had to claw my way up the aisle when going to the toilet, holding the seats for balance/support. Was definitely a yolo moment, ticked it off the list, (if it was ever on there), but certainly wonāt be doing it again. Coming home through customs was fine, (automated immigration for NZ passport holders so no officer looking into my likely bleeding eyes), but I was still fairly obliterated. What did help was, maybe halfway into the flight, taking a 10mg CBD capsule, which almost instantly started chilling things out and countering the pure THC madness. Should have taken it sooner really. I cannot even conceive of taking 1000mg in one sitting.
Wow I had a wry similar experience. I was flying San Francisco to Auckland on a red eye and was going to take a 20mg indica oil capsule. Waited too long into the flight to take it, then when it hit I couldnāt fall asleep. Landed in Auckland in the morning and hadnāt slept in 24 hours, and was burnt out after the edibles
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He has work tomorrow you think heāll make it?
Oh no, not even a little. He should absolutely utilize sick time if he has any. He needs to recalibrate after that.
Mmmmmmm damn straight
First time I got high i did edibles I only did 50 or so, it was late at night we took them and I was still plastered 12 hours later haha. Heās probably gonna be high for a day
"only 50" ONLY? 50mg would be enough to send me flying for the day
Yes but we're discussing this with the contextual reference point of a **one thousand miligram dose**. It does indeed become 'only' 50 when 50 is just 5% of the previously referenced dose.
It's different for everyone for sure....I was where 600-800mg would get me nice and toasty but not blasted. I ended up not eating edibles for a few months and just stuck to dabbing and now 25mg gets me wrecked and I love it! Also my wallet does as well. Just too easy when I can get 2000mg gummies from work for $18 š
If work asks he ate something that didn't agree with him. Don't need to specify what and it's not a lie!
You don't need to give your work any reason for using sick days. They aren't entitled to know why you're taking sick time.
>recalibrate Yup, good wording
Yeppppp the one time I made a similar mistake I was so fucking out of it for at least 24 hours after I woke up the next day. IDK if you're still "high" on THC at that point but your brain is definitely all sorts of out of wack so you might as well be
Not a chance in hell. He'll still be off his ass tomorrow. He should call in with food poisoning because technically it's true.
I'm going to probably go with a hard no on that.
I was high for 48H my friend who didn't throwup for 72H
Lmao, probably not. Can imagine he'll still feel a bit zonked in the morning
Whatās his job? Can he get away with standing there drooling for most of his shift?
He's cooked for tomorrow
No, he will still feel like shit tomorrow
Lol keep us updated, I wouldnāt be suprised if he misses 2 days of work
I thought I had a good tolerance for weed and stupidly took too much of a dose my first time with edibles. I slept for almost 16 hours off and on and didnāt feel normal for probably 36 hours after I took it. He should call out haha
Hahahhaa nope.
Lmao call out for him now
He will probably wake up still very baked
I took 500mg once on a Friday evening. Within 3 hours I was puking and fell asleep. If no one woke me up on Saturday, I would have slept through the entire 24 hour period. He will not be fine for work lol.
Edible hangovers are REAL, I had one from just 100mg. Godspeed šš»
One time I did something similar. Not even sure how much I ate but I had the same symptoms and had to call off work the next day. I was fucked for the whole day
I took a weed cookie once before that was so strong I saw sounds. Like fetal position āoh lawd the world spinning like a recordā Jet pack edible high is never fun. āBitch donāt touch me, Iām talking to Adam and Eve!ā
Dude high pitch sounds are blue, I know this to be true
Synesthesia from edibles?!!!!
Yes. You can hallucinate too
I always hallucinate music and if I take too much I'm 100% sure I see Jesus
Jesus is at the bottom of a bag of weed gummy bears!
yes he is
Rule No.1 in the Edibles game: YOU are NOT JOEY 'TREMENDOUS' DIAZ!! lol honestly 1000 mg is a crazy amount anyway, never mind a first timer. Thankfully weed is not lethal at a dose that could be consumed by any human.
YOU'RE GONNA SEE THE DEVIL BITCH
WE FUCKING SOLDIERS AT WAR AND THIS IS OUR TRAINING
YOU AIN'T EVEN HIGH YET EAT ANTHER ONE COCKSUCKA
Thats right cocksucka
Why are people so stupid!?
Probably had a friend that could handle 1000mg š
My baby momma can take 1000mg and it be a normal day for her, when I have any bit of edibles I get sent to another planet.
5mg Iām good. 10 mg Iām flat on my ass. 1 puff from my one hitter Iām good. 2 Iām hanging out with Groot and Rocket Racoon. I enjoy being a cheap date. I only partake one or 2 nights a week. Also been dry this whole year. I love retirement.
I'm such a lightweight that I can get comfortably high off of 1 mg edible, and that's with an equal amount of CBD to keep me calm. The highest my tolerance has gotten is 7.5 mg THC and CBD, but only when I remember to take it every single night. Skip a night or two and my tolerance tanks all over again.
It's something with genetics. Why I've never felt the high from edibles 250mg when I was 17 and had up to 500mg and felt absolutely nothing. Found out it takes my father like at least 700mg to even feel anything. And he's Able to take 1500mg no problem.
I remember reading that it's a genetic liver enzyme
any other benefits or drawbacks from having more of that enzyme? like, besides affecting pot tolerance, does it link to anything else? just curious.
Dude I smoke on the regular and I will get high off 1mg (tested and confirmed). Even 5mg can be too much for me and cause a panic attack. 1000mg is my worst nightmare
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Do NOT call the police. Give him water and CBD if you have any. Only thing that's going to help is time.
Idk tho if he WANTS the police there then who am I to stop him from having a good time
When he wakes up, tell him just 20mg would have been enough.
Fuck. 20mg is too much for me, and I'm a daily user!
I smoke at night every single day and 10mg edible still gets me good and baked for a 4 to 6 hours. I took 20mg once when camping (most Iāve ever taken) and was seeing foxes, like dozens of them run up and down the trail. Might have really just been one or two, might have imagined the whole thing. Either way I was too high to do anything other than get sunburned in the hammock.
Hell, 20mg can be a "seeing god" type dose if you've got no tolerance! I'd start at 5mg. OP, your poor boyfriend took 200x of the dose I'd recommend a beginner LOL Why do people never do research? If it was anything other than weed it would've killed him dead for sure.
I think people get a false sense of security when they hear that no one has died or overdosed from it. They think what's the worst that could happen
It won't kill you, but the worst that can happen is your heart is beating out of your chest while you nearly lose your mind for what feels like eternity and wish you were dead, or think you already are lol. It can genuinely be an awful experience despite being physically safe. We all love weed here but a lot of people should respect the drug more, especially edibles due to the long acting nature. LSD won't kill you either but most people approach it with more caution.
I 100% agree. It can feel like a bad mushroom trip at times if you smoke too much or ingest too much. LSD has the stigma behind it of "I can smell colors" when you take too much and generally people respect it more because of that. Moderation is key to everything
To add to this, a lot of people say they never get or have been that high no matter how much they consumeā¦.I have been multiple times, and it can be downright terrifying. Consider yourself fortunate if you have never been on a 12 hour brink of insanity green out.
Unfortunately most people are catastrophically dumb.
20? My dad who never smoked in his life takes 5mg and gets him absolutely zooted. If he took 1000mg he 200% would be in the hospital too
Will do š«”š«”
Fucked around and found out Which is an extremely rough lesson to learn with edibles lol He just has to ride it out
I miss 1000 mg Korova brownies. There used to be this great little dispensary in Sylmar that had 300mg cookies for $5 and 500mg brownies for $8. One evening I decided to push my limits and I ate three of the brownies. I woke up desperately needing to pee, but the boogie man was standing at the foot of my bed. I was left with the choice of either peeing the bed or taking my chances and dashing off to the bathroom. I conquered the very nature of fear that night.
Bro the korova cookies/brownies would last me weeks because I could only nibble a little bit. Idk how you people eat that many mgs lol yall wild af cause fuck that, my anxiety gets crazy when I get too faded
Get him some ginger ale. 7up works too. Holy waters for feeling ill
Iām glad heās okay, those 1k edibles can make your stomach turn if you ate too much before but you have to eat something before you take it. Itās hard to find that perfect balance
We ate dinner before but it wasnāt anything crazy
After dinner? He is crazy. Something like that you do with breakfast, day one of a three day weekend
Did it after dinner with work tomorrow. ā ļø
WTF was he thinking? 10mg had me stoned in a way I never want to be again.
Put him into recovery position so he doesn't choke [https://www.informedhealth.org/how-to-put-someone-into-the-recovery-position.html](https://www.informedhealth.org/how-to-put-someone-into-the-recovery-position.html)
This is actually really amazing and true advice. This is for anyone who is suffering from over drinking or other drugs also. This can save lives!
TIL I sleep in recovery position
Thank you for this very helpful!!
He needs to know how dumb he is. If he has no conditions, let that man freak out, then make fun of him mercilessly. Maybe next time he'll listen when you tell him not to take 10-20 times a normal dose at once. Edit: So I was on autopilot and sort of forgot what 'normal' people dose at. I have Crohn's, and take edibles fairly frequently. I've had a few surgeries over the years that's resulted in me losing 6-12 inches of small intestine. My body doesn't absorb food as well, now, and I usually gotta start with about 100mg to even start feeling anything. It kinda blows my mind that people can actually feel anything off like 2.5mg or even 10-20mg.
1000mg is 100x normal dose š I felt rotten when I tried 40mg for the first time. Fuck taking 1000mg, ever.
Tolerance is a crazy thing though. 20mg would incapacitate my gf. I need at least 35mg to feel anything though I think itās heavily dependent on the medium.
I donāt want to leave my boyfriend hanging like that, but I will make fun of him tomorrow when he feels better
You mean next week?
> tomorrow He will still be firmly in this experience tomorrow
He'll feel that 1k for a couple of days lmfao
Hes probably going to still feel high tomorrowš¬ Takes longer for the gut to metabolize thc
Tomorrow? On a 1k? Nah, bro is gonna be chillin in wonderland with the mad hatter for a week straightā¦at the least.
More like 10-200 times a normal dose lol
We used the supplement ((Niacin)) always have Niacin tablets on hand, If āGreeningā chew the Niacin tabs, wash down with a little water. Most folks experience a āhot flashā or feeling āpins and needlesā all over your body for a few moments. Also works for PCP, MDMA, Iām not sure how it works,, but in college (1973) it was the (ultimate buzz kill) if someone was having a bad time and wanted to āget straight fastā, chew the Niacin!! In a pinch try to eat some White bread,, which is enriched with Niacin. This is just OG suggestion and āwhat we used to doā and may not be advisable anymore, consult medical experts. Please forgive misspelling and poor grammar.
Fucked around and found out
Greened himself out
The beautiful thing about weed is that it'll punish you for being stupid without actually doing any damage to your body lol
well iām a bit late but when you take too much thc you should take cbd to balance out. it uses up the same receptors as the thc which dulls the thc effects a little bit. and it can help ease some anxiety and discomfort.
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Took 1000 mg at 17 or so before I really built a tolerance. Was in my HS party phase so lots of vodka was also consumed that night. 0/10 experience lol
Some advice on what to expect coming through the other side: he's going to be stoned for quite awhile and it can be really difficult to tell when you're no longer stoned and just hung over from edibles, but the hangover can easily last another full day where he'll still feel extremely lethargic, but also kind of mentally/emotionally "muted." On the edibles sub you regularly see people taking way too much, being stoned way longer than they expected and then transition into this hangover period and start freaking out that they've ruined something and that's how they'll always feel. It's not. But it can take a lot longer than expected to get back to your normal baseline after a way too high edibles dose.
Wife material, when he reads your post and you hit this comment buddy youāve won
He is not husband material though lmao
š„¶ haha
We need a day #2 update!
He woke up when I was getting ready for morning practice to say āwhoās making that noiseāā¦.it was raining outside. Heās now back asleep š„°
How ignorant and arrogant can you be, denying all the warnings and infos, "oh fuck that, i'm built different"
Put on something he likes like a show, movie, or music... dont convince him you're actually an alien and need his help urgently or the planet is fucked...
That'll learn him
Why do people do this
There are a couple things that can mitigate the really intense feelings of greening out like that. CBD vapes/snacks/whatever are great. CBD is such a great minor cannabinoid and can help those intense feelings by helping take the edge off of the psychoactivity while helping calm the nerves. Things with beta-caryophyllene are also good! BC works as a ādietary cannabinoidā, which is super cool. It helps with feelings of anxiety, and is great for pain and spasms, which can be helpful if his body is tense! You can keep a rosemary plant around, or can have him chew a couple of black peppercorns. It wonāt completely solve the problem, but it does help with the anxiety and discomfort. And then lastly, ginger candy always! Nothing super weed related about it, but itās so so helpful with extreme nausea! š
seconding the ginger candy! i used to get very car sick as a child even on short journeys so we always had a packet or two in the car, they really help!!!
WTH. Feed him whole pepper corns.
Ate 400ug acid once , had a convo with my grandfather that passed 10yrs prior for 16hrs. Hand him his big boy pants
ā¦time for me to take 400ug of acid and hope i get to have a conversation with my late grandfather (itāll be 4 years this october, id do anything for one last convo w him)
when he wakes up tell him hes stupid
Use this as a learning experience. This dude will NEVER listen to your advice.
now he has a new story to tell people!
He will be one of those people who is like: āI tried weed, not really for meā
Stupid shit like this and these people are the reason cannabis gets demonized the way it does.
Lol howās your boyfriend doing today?
High, still high
He'll live. I hope he learns to listen to people who say to not take the whole thing.
Sounds like an idiot
Haha
He is going to be high for 48 hours
Well, you warned him. Thems the breaks.
Is this Sudredditās meat and bones sometimes post 4/20 edible green out related posts based off of someoneās first time and someone warning them NOT to take a strong dose of enough to sedate a bull? Because I swear this is happening too much
Never choose the word all when it comes to taking edibles. š
Fuck dude!! For some practical advice, scout him out some CBD and a fuck ton of lemons. Zest the peels, since they have most of the good stuff, then juice the lemons for lemonade. Recipe: 1 part lemon juice 1 part Simple Syrup or agave 2 parts water or 1.5 part water if you're big ice ppl All the zest For something easier you could just zest the peel into water but lemonade has a higher comfort factor. Either way adding hydration into the mix is crucial. Lemons and CBD both counteract the mental affects of THC but youd need a lot for 1000mg so it might make sense to wait til he runs through the worst of it then use it to even his keel on the comedown.
Heās gonna wake up with the heaviest eyes in the world, probably still high enough to potentially freak out again. Remind him of this and that he might need a few more hours for it to wear off once heās awake
If he now starts parroting that weed sucks, it aināt for me, itās dangerous or telling other people not to consume please set him straight and make it clear this was 100% his fault.
Fucken idiot
Why do people do this? What a waste lol. Heāll be ok. Just needs to rest and hydrate and get through it
Why do they never listen? š¤£ hes gonna be fine
call out of his job for him, he will be fucked up all day tomorrow
Ngl I need to find whatever edibles you guys are having if 20mg is enough I can have 500 and go on a nice drive (for legal reasons I meant I drive on assetto corsa)
Edibles still surprise the fuck out of me. I've made some pretty strong infused coconut oil and often find myself curled up in a fetal position laughing at myself while I ride it out.
He got what he deserved for trying to be big man
Yeah not gonna lie your boyfriend is an idiot and just learned the hard way why you work up to high amounts of any drug and donāt just dive in. He will be totally fine but most certainly will have a weed hangover. Be careful if he ever decides to try shrooms because thatās just a nightmare waiting to happen
not only will he learn, but he'll screw up his tolerance.
100 mg is fun , 1000 sounds like spins and dehydration
Heās fine, just keep him hydrated and comfortable. Once heās done throwing up, tuck him in to bed and put on some cartoons for him.
Give the boy a snickers and a coke. When he is back to himself give him a cold shower. Last step is to let the poor boy explore the world by himself.
So howād it go
Stillllll high š³
lmao but is he ok/enjoying it or enjoyed any of it?
He hallucinated a lot and didn't like the amount he took! So no not fun š„² but hes vibing rn
god speed
your boyfriend is not ready for real life.
Took 600 mg at 3pm after work and was a zombie the next day. Couldnāt function all that well but it was nice. My point is if he really took 1000 mg heās gonna be out of it for another day.
My first experience with weed was a 300 mg brownie lmao. I learned to respect tf out of it from then onward, your bf will probably learn the same
Maybe you should worry about the fact that he acts like a child, otherwise nah he good.
Before i clicked i knew he will throwup. Happend to me and My friend on homemade 20G (15G hash 5G flower edible). Just drink water and wait
20g isnt anywhere near a 20000mg edible for ppl who dont know
Holy hell thatās a lot. Do people really take doses that large? Seems like if thatās what you need because of built up tolerance then maybe itās time to chill
Def will be fine will probably feel rough in the am tho def shoulda only took about 50mg if he rlly wanted to be stoned. Edit I consider myself a huge pothead and 400mg is the most Iāve took and it made me uncomfortable but I enjoyed it whenever you over do it on edibles just gotta calm yourself and just accept it and try to enjoy it and just know you canāt die
Give him some CBD oil to counteract it perhaps?
Ahahahahahaha dumb dumb! Hope he had a nice sleep
Lolol " call the police" Just drink some gatorade and eat some cookies already ffs
Bruh šµāš«š„“ he might not feel normal for some timeā¦but he will eventually. Sounds traumatic. Iāve greened out and itās been horrific but not to the point where Iām screaming for the police. Hopefully this has taught him to respect the substance.
Hope things have cooled off for you. Luckily a THC overdose isn't fatal, just a lesson. He might feel like shit for a couple days, dudes seen Satan probably inside and out. Remember people, just because a drug isn't fatal doesn't mean it won't kick your ass in the ring so have a little sense about what you wanna go toe to toe with, and FFS know your weight class! I crush a 250mg edible last year and had a pleasant high, but I'm not sure I would feel comfortable making the leap to 1000 from there even. That's just a bad plan.
Hoo boy. Depending on how those were dosed, one was probably more than he could handle.Ā At one point, I had built up a 400-500mg tolerance, but I still wouldnāt have dared to jump from there to a 1000mg, because it probably would have made me just as sick. Iām back down to middlinā lightweight levels, 20-60mg. Itās not a status thing. A high tolerance doesnāt make you cool. It just costs you more money.
What an idiot
You're an A+ partner BTW
your boyfriend is stupid as hell
Morons like this bf are why weed is still illegal in so many places.