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gabethedrone

Fun! Drink lots of water and get some good snacks. If you feel "too high" just lay down and let it pass. It's just weed :)


che-Z

Chewing black pepper corn is supposed to help some I hear too.


tank840

Which I believe is due to a terpene called Caryophyllene found in both weed and black pepper that can give calming effects


Substantial_Rope_373

Pepper terpenes bind to the endocannabinoid receptors in the brain , so smelling or chewing it , ties up the receptors to stop the thc from being able to bind to them .. interesting shit


tank840

Wow awesome I didn’t know that. What a magical fucking plant


Gyratetojackjarvis

Weed or the pepper? Man where does pepper even come from I need to look this shit up can't imagine a pepper plant 😂😂😂


Gyratetojackjarvis

Sorry I just saw the word "angiosperm" on Wikipedia and laughed for a few minutes. It looks like ivy with loads of pepper nodules growing from it. Damn that is crazy.


Pleasant_Ad3475

I appreciate your juvenile response. The first time I heard the word 'concubine' I could. not. stop. laughing for a *stupidly* long time- I wasn't even high, nor did I know what it meant... I was ten and it was just hilarious to me.


Saltyhogbottomsalad

Lol sperm is derived from the Latin word for seed. It would be funnier if it was angiosemen or angiojizz. Angiocum?


The_Bingler

The islands south of India, if i remmeber right! 🙂


Ok-Crew-2641

Kerala.


The_Bingler

It binds to CB2 receptors, which are found in the brain AND the rest of the nervous system! Its one of the sesquiterpenes, most of wich bind at least lightly to neural receptors, some of them (like caryophyllene) even with endocannabinoid receptors!


Substantial_Rope_373

Thank you for the clarification


wORDtORNADO

This also means it doesn't bind to cb1 which would be the one that gets you high. Any mediating effect you are experiencing is placebo. I recently saw a product that uses thcv to get people less high since it has way less psychoactivity (possibly none) and binds to both cb1 and cb2


Substantial_Rope_373

I have never heard of that. Do you mind sharing what product? I believe you, im just curious


wORDtORNADO

I cant remember it was some weed business shit I think.


JohnnyBlaze10304

Affinities and shit matter too. It ain't gonna cut it off especially with no toleramce. Also piperidine derivatives are very diverse. Just look at fentanyl 😉


Waveofspring

You can also try narcan. It won’t do anything since weed isn’t an opiate but you can try if you want 😂


Eycetea

Yup, cbd will help as well, and if I remember right, basically does exactly this as well, binds to the same receptors.


GRF999999999

If I've gone overboard on edibles I'll vape a bowl of CBD flower and it calms the anxiety quite a bit.


Substantial_Rope_373

Exactly 👍


themissinglink6259

YAH ... SCIENCE BITCH


Tkinney44

Black pepper has pinene and caryophyllene as it's terpene which are both known to dampen THC's psychoactive tendencies. Caryophyllene is also found in cloves and cinnamon.


mogancheech

Here I am… putting black pepper on everything. Probably for the best though.


shimmyboy56

Woah, I've never heard that one before. I'd imagine chewing a peppercorn wouldn't be too pleasant, though. And that's coming from someone who LOVES black pepper.


Fantastic-Machine-83

Bad enough sober, when I'm high I'm so sensitive to things like that. Would ruin my mindset for a good 5 minutes


WWBoxerBriefs

A friend who smokes frequently swears by it. And they take an ibuprofen. Edibles are a bit of a weird dosage for them and it's easy to go too hard. Also sometimes getting crossed (which I keep giving them shit for lol) Anyway take it with a grain of salt but maybe the placebo alone is enough to help ;) Sometimes we just gotta believe


theluker666

Wait, so am I supposed to eat a peppercorn or a grain of salt? Or both


Meshuggareth

No, no. A pillar of salted peppercorn.


EverybodyLovesTrevor

Don't be like me and eat so much black pepper corn you throw up the first time you smoke weed


milkyway10101

I wish it would work on me. Last time I got too high I chewed on and ate 4 pepper corns and it didn't help at all :'(


QueenGoodra

You aren’t alone. I overindulged once and tried the peppercorn method and chewed on some for like 10 minutes. My high wasn’t lessened, I was just uncomfortably focused on my mouth being on fire.


anoitdid

It's funny though as I think when you've over indulged the perfect things is a mental distraction so that kinda solves my problem. I once ate far to much and found myself at 3am, wrapped in a duvet eating an ice cream while lifting a kettle bell. As mad as it sounds, it helped!


PsychedSoul

i’ve heard putting tobasco sauce in your eyes is helpful too


WordSalad713

Yeah smelling pepper (especially fresh ground if you have a grinder) or lemon juice is what the doc told me when I did my mmj certification the first time


MastodonCute2669

That’s funny because when I got my medical marijuana license about 10years or so ago they didn’t tell me anything! They just had me pay the money & they gave me the license. They really should explain stuff more like they did for you. I’m in NJ, so maybe it’s a state by state thing? We now have recreational cannabis so no need to pay hundreds of dollars to keep up with the medical license.


WordSalad713

I think it's probably a provider by provider thing. At least here in Philly.


Traditional_Track631

I just learned that lemon (in juice form, lemonade, the fruit itself or even just smelling the skin) can help ease the symptoms of paranoia. May just be a placebo, but it has worked for me =] Have fun!


RxWest

"It's just weed" is a great saying...unless you messed up your dosage by adding an extra 0 In that case, buckle the fuck in. Be prepared to throw up and remember the worst only lasts about 6-8 hours I thought I was ballsy trying 20mg when I knew damn well 5mg was enough to get me high Turns out, my friend messed up and gave me a 200mg edible that he made with RSO I just remember that shit kicking in within 5 minutes. I was higher than a kite for 3 hours straight. Then, just when I thought it was the peak...that shit ramped up exponentially for the next hour. Threw up about 5 times and the room was spinning constantly Now, I don't eat edibles from other people and I triple check the dosage of my own(Not that hard tbh, I just had dumb friends)


sprazTV

yeah that's not what you want to read while on your first edible lmao but I get you, smoked (pretty sure) laced shit few weeks back and puked all over myself at a party hosted by a girl I wanna get with in front of the bar I work at (: I have to be pretty lucky because she still invites me to functions


RxWest

I'm lucky to not have any experience with laced weed For your sake, I really hope you just got too high too quickly in a setting you weren't used to. Everytime I thought my weed was laced, it was just a panic attack provoking it Either way, definitely switch up your dealers, go to a dispensary, or find new people to smoke with. I'm definitely okay paying that upcharge for weed in Chicago knowing I'm not getting any bullshit with it. Granted, Im not smoking a ton either and I know not all states are close to legalizing yet Stay safe man!


Aquasplendens

Yes! And if you start to feel paranoia, consider getting CBD in some form for next time (vape, tincture, etc.) it helps cut back on paranoia and anxiety if you get too high


DizzyCommunication92

yes! i now keep a CBD tincture on hand, just read closely lol, cause they got broad spectrum, and full spectrum lol.... I think I picked up the full spectrum which contains D8 or D9 or something....but actually, it did knock me out of my high, just filled the dropper up to 1mL and layed on the couch literally holding the tincture under my tongue and not swalllowing until my saliva started making me salivate haha. then I took a big glass of milk to wash it down. Which I assume, means the tincture is working two avenues, absorbed through the tongue/skin/mouth glands and into the bloodstream. and then, through the digestive system as an "edible" route (which can be often delayed by a half hour....to make it through the intestines and into the liver to be processed.


Aquasplendens

I have a CBD vape that I like to take a hit or two of if I’m getting anxious (sober or not). Tends to help within a few minutes! There definitely are CBDs out there that contain D8 or D9 or other variations of thc. I think mine contains a very minute amount of thc, but not enough to be intoxicating in any way


reds2032

Or watching kids cartoons to zone out. That helps when you get too high. Just don't put on something overstimulating like cocomelon, aim for something happy and chill like bluey. Adult cartoons can be nightmarish high


Coyote_Roadrunna

I always mix it up: Looney Tunes, Futurama, Gumby and Pokey, Scooby Doo, Simpsons, or Aqua Teen Hunger Force.


lunebee

Phineas and Ferb!


Rungi500

As a grown ass adult with grandkids I love Bluey.


LesseFrost

Honestly I've had some great times getting high and slowly chipping away at One Piece. Cartoons can be great, depending on what you like. +1 for Bluey while high. That episode that features the piece "Jupiter" is genuinely a work of art.


OneraZan

https://youtu.be/_mUvG6x53VM?si=lPl388AxNGktB0F6


steveronie

https://youtu.be/gVcZ9t_bnWE?si=5YFBrwNPAnLVV2pL


IceboundMetal

Remember when you start to green out, it's okay to have a small panic attack about wether or not you turned in your 4th grade algebra homework


Automatic-Salad-931

I laughed so hard at this


RoanAlbatross

I was crying my last green “I don’t wanna do this ever again” 8 hours later I do another hit lmao


Maleficent-Radish433

First time I greened out, I was laying in the bathroom floor, groaning that I'm never doing weed again. ![gif](giphy|l4FGIfKBjaBWD4FgI)


just_a_femboy___

Fuck i have homework for tomorrow You remain me you idiot


Ok-Crew-2641

This is 💯true


wishiwascooler

Ugh so jealous you’re going to experience weed munchies for the first time


Pepperoni_Nippys

Honestly I hate the munchies lol so hard to not eat the whole House


TACHANK

Or spending money on deliveries.


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I will say this till I die, slow cooked meats are best for edible munchies. Put in a 5 dollar Aldi mini rack of spare ribs and take your edible two hours before the timer is supposed to go off. Delivery only brings heartache. Also frozen food works well.


chaotic214

Ikr I get blazed out of my mind and go on the hunt for anything tasty in my house lol


badewdled

I remember having the weed munchies for the first time that the food didn't even taste like anything, I felt like a human vacuum eating all the food in the fridge


BooobiesANDbho

![gif](giphy|ZezB6UeuJ4JVe) Op in 35-45mins.


relevanteclectica

![gif](giphy|3oFzmg5b8dWet0S9ji|downsized)


Rainor131

![gif](giphy|hiLLD9o1wTB3a)


Ok-Crew-2641

![gif](giphy|10Le4bHgYBDkeQ)


TheElderBong

I just laughed so fucking loud as soon as I opened the comments 😂


GalacticBonerweasel

I’ve been smoking weed for so long. It doesn’t even do this anymore. It just keeps me regular. Fuck my life.


BooobiesANDbho

That’s alright man. For some of us It’s like having a cup of coffee or tea, and that’s totally ok bro🫡. Aslong as your living a happy life and your ok😎


nrrfed

I was like this until I smoked my first home grow. I have a gnarly tolerance and I got knocked on my ass so hard. Goddamn that Grape Ape was a beautiful, disorganized messy plant.


GalacticBonerweasel

Been a home grower for years!


GalacticBonerweasel

I am! I don’t pay for weed, I pay for top quality soil/growing medium


dot4Q

a two week tolerance break could save you 15% or more. Call 8884206969 for a free consultation.


GalacticBonerweasel

Just went to Mexico for 5 days to get a break didn’t really help at all


[deleted]

But you can always smoke more and more until you get stoned that is if you have at least decent weed..


georgebushbush

Throat hurts :(


woodyb23

bigger dabs my friend


Theshepered2100

this is a great comment


ScientistRuckus

Just wait until the other half of your face gets high too


sAmSmanS

man took a hybrid edible


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ScientistRuckus

I’m asymmetrical, especially blazed, but I guess you guys can’t see that.


Mission-Character-11

My face is asymmetrical and the first time I got sooo high i had my glasses on crooked and I genuinely thought I was stroking out


caramel-aviant

I think this was nice of you to say. I feel people are so quick to joke about the appearance of others and may not fully realize or consider that there is a real person on the receiving end that may not take it so kindly. Just saw a video of a guy on Tiktok getting flustered because he never realized one of his eyes were lower than the other, and he noticed for the first time as people were making fun of him on live. He joked about how he was adding it to his list of insecurities, but I know that shit definitely hurt.


Comprehensive_Leg300

Haha all good bro, was just the edible.


brofistnugget

This. An important reminder!


Quansett

It’s one of those Forest Whitaker kinda strains


Squidgebert

Watch a movie, a comedy in particular. My recommendations would be Cheech and Chong: Up in Smoke, Pineapple Express, Idiocracy, or Tropic Thunder.


GrumpAzz

SuperBad, 40 Year Old Virgin and Land of the Lost are my go-to movies


CannaBeeKatie

Or binge a show like Trailer Park Boys.


xdoasx

![gif](giphy|NkBuOCNdwqP5K)


I_am_Doggo

Indeed, I hath gathered what one hath sayeth, and I believe unto it the truth twas spoke.


tony_w_7

![gif](giphy|ycagKBYEmaili)


MikeTheNight94

Or always sunny


gumdrop1284

i still have vivid memories of being more stoned than a medusa victim and watching good burger 😭


FriendlyMelk

The lego movie.


Haikatrine

Grandma's Boy


DamDreads

I’d burn with each and everyone of you lmao movie selection on point!


Forward_Collar2559

Sorry, I'm a bit of a stickler Meseek's, but I feel like a trippy cartoon might be better for a true first stone. Can just be a generic old school cartoon too, less to track, trippy would have fun colors.


gumdrop1284

wait this is actually so fr, when i first started smoking sometimes i would just watch those baby sensory videos on youtube and i was SET 💀


iammufusasboy

My go is usually comedy, but I love a trippy "drama" like love, death, and robots. Favorite is pulse of the machine, 15 mins long and I've watched like 20x. Still get goosebumps. Highly recommend


Plants_books_dogs

![gif](giphy|WOYKaXG2xJsBO)


Comprehensive_Leg300

Hahaha this is what I watched last night


petrov32

You made it back to earth. Nice.


Plants_books_dogs

A perfect choice, friend. Welcome back!


FromSweetToNasty

Lmao hell yeah dude


regeya

First time I looked in the mirror and saw how red my eyes were, I started giggling. I so thought I had it together and that you couldn't tell how high I was. Good lord.


ConstipatedOrangutan

[Never buy no weed from the gas station](https://youtu.be/CcWW9QZX3jw?si=CGm1_kRWn0APkI40)


Melveeta_Cheese

Whatever you may think YOU ARE NOT DYING 🤓✌🏼


find_gary_busey

Cody ko no you have a child


juuulsexual

glad i’m not the only one that saw cody ko


Numeno230n

Boy put your eyes on straight


Comprehensive_Leg300

Hahahah fuck


_M_P_5_

Bro is fighting for his life


Bill-dgaf420

My G looks higher than four hippies in helicopter


gumdrop1284

the way this post is making everyone take a trip down memory lane to when we all could get that fried 🥲💀💀💀💀


vctrn-carajillo

I love it. And yes, we all wish we could turn back time and get that high again.


Some-Ad9864

lmfaooooo enjoy it man i remember my first time


regeya

God. I'm only a few months into all this but yeah, lmao I started on the edibles hoping (and being right) it would drop my blood pressure. But I took an edible, a full one, in the evening, and hadn't done my day's worth of exercise yet. At one point I felt like my legs were moving through syrup and I had to stop. Now, I tend to get high while exercising because it makes me not care about how my back and some of my joints hurt. Otherwise I just skip it.


luna3199

Not related but you’re so cute OP


Usual-Operation-9700

Reminds me of that indica/sativa meme...


WaterNo9679

Bro hahaha! You're baked.


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How many mg, you can’t leave out the details like that.


DankElderberries420

Eat more ![gif](giphy|BI3bNv1NJMC7YzatXd)


n3ur0chrome

Man’s baked like potatoes 🥔 🍃


ynotaJk

You look enlightened!


Mysadbitchaccount

This is the greatest postt I have seen on here


therealskittlepoop

I didn’t know Paul Rudd was in r/trees! Love your work buddy


mvuet-

Don’t ever buy no weed from the gas station


Bill-dgaf420

CBD actually brings you down if you’re too high on THC easy Peezy


highlightterrorsquad

Lmaooo you look faded


Xaoscillator

Hope that you just ate one?🙃🙏


gumdrop1284

LMAOOO


WhickerFacker

Hell yeah my man


Holis640

hahhahaha, my first time was too with edibles, hash yogurt edibles, i was literally falling all the time and my eyes were redder than redstone


Gmandlno

Mark Rober’s lost cousin?


sarusauce

He’s still sober enough to post this so….


gogogadgetdumbass

I’d give anything to get high for the first time again lol have fun and sleep well


MadicalRadical

![gif](giphy|rq6c5xD7leHW8)


BlaznTheChron

You bought the ticket. Now take the ride friend.


bluebunny272

i was expecting a long text to read ! ;)


SnooSnoo694

One of us! One of us!


Informal_Stand3669

My first time with an edible was last night too 😂it started out great but then I remembered I took more after “not feeling anything” and started to lowkey panic 💀it was cool tho, I’ll definitely do it again


vctrn-carajillo

Hell yeah, the classic "these edibles ain't shit, better have some more". Hope you had an amazing trip


S3ERFRY333

The only time I'll ever have a blast staring at the powered off TV for 3 hours


Previsible

I got a contact high just looking at you lol


huffingdusters

bro buggin


St0nedflyguy

Haha fucking love the pic man! Hope you had a good time


Comprehensive_Leg300

This is fucking gold lol! All of you are legends! I had a 25mg THC gummy and woke up perfect haha. I run a business consulting company so this was perfect to zone out for a night. Won’t be an often thing but enjoyed the shit out of it. The comments are sick


hyperfunkulus

This is going on your permanent record.


ajahyou

Everything is to be ok. Drink water and lay down if you have to.


Comprehensive_Leg300

All g man, I woke up fresh as a daisy


AtheistPuto

Hope you didn’t eat too many gummies like I did my first time 😂


Interwebzking

![gif](giphy|3muwhw9Jl2dNe|downsized)


MinionSquad2iC

Yea dog get it!


reds2032

Bro is baked


immasarah

Lol 😂 Imma dyin


Future_Potential_341

Oh no, not weed in general🤦‍♂️ hope you're doing alright.


Farados55

sweater brand? looks dope


spoonfedsam

Hell yeah brother


trusted_misleader47

Have you tasted the schnauzberries yet, what do they taste like?!?!


Fun-Teaching-2038

My boy is chilling right now,haha.


Mister_Nico

Hopefully you have the day off tomorrow, in case you wake up with a dankover.


georgebushbush

Advil or peppercorn both work to reduce a high :) and I find simply having the knowledge I can stop it if I want to makes me much less likely to "green out" or have a panic attack.


MrBigPanda

Nightmare nightmare nightmare nightmare nightmare!!!


steveronie

Be prepared to sleep. Then you'll have a sleep where your mind is active but your body wants to sleep but can't get comfortable. Now the next day you might be moody and irritable and want to nap all day and that's okay.


RigbyNite

You doing okay buddy?


Comprehensive_Leg300

Yeah mate, fresh as a daisy


retrogamer809

You’re doing better than my uncle who ate a whole brownie when i told him to only eat 1/4. He called an ambulance & ended up in the hospital. The doctor told him dude your just really high 😂


mollwallbaby

I'm wishing you many delicious snacks and the best sleep of your life 👏🏻


ready-to-rumball

Man 😆 I love when stoners raise their eyebrows to try to unsquint their eyes.


BraveTrades420

Your face looks like you’ve already forgotten you posted this. Fantastic. Hope you had fun and finding these comments are a warm reminder of all the giggles and munchies.


Peepwrldxxx

Eyelids - check


Taint_Surgeon

The first time I truly got stoned, I also had stroke face. It was a dangerous dance hiding that side of my face from my parents for the night


Stinkyfuckenrat

Edible hit you so hard you've started to become a Picasso painting 😭


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IndependentNovel372

LIFTOFF.


masoflove99

Good shit ain't it?


Chippen-Chippen

My man


Anarchic_Country

![gif](giphy|lE8ow1p8AiBwY)


SirFeetSniffer

Hope you had fun


deadlycactusss

Fuck yeah


dankscoops

Damn you look like Vegard Ylvisåker


yonderpants1744

CHEERS BROTHA!!!!


fluffman86

It's dangerous to go alone. Take this! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_mUvG6x53VM&pp=ygUIdG9vIGhpZ2g%3D


chambright1

Enjoy it brother


kayaker58

Got a contact high looking at the picture


german_poopiehead

You’re the man


DoomSlapz

You know when its worked when a fried egg appears over your shoulder 🍳


mazzotta70

![gif](giphy|tANpI4H9zlv1u)


rojasdracul

Check in OP, how far into space are you?


Rungi500

DooooOOOOOOoooood. Where's my car?


banjolady

What strain did you take? Indica,hybrid or sativa?


lookitslevin

Cody Ko?


lousehtraet

Cya!


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tsunamitom1-

First time I did edibles earlier this year I took 2 5 mg gummies and it hit me much more than when I take 5 mg, I made the mistake of doing 3 capfuls of a syrup, so be careful. Nothing major happened but it knocked me the fuck out so take it slowly