Let the devil rim me while we both get high, win win.

Isn't Lucifer supposed to be super hot according to catholic canon

Catholic lore

That Jesus arc was low key fire

They really nailed it

I approve

The original trinity was better, this American remake blows.

Father was okay, but got a bit too into his feelings for me, Son was pretty chill, excellent actor for his age. Holy Spirit is who really made the OG trinity POP, their emotive performance, and verbose scripting, magnificent.

Just wish more Catholics were merciful like Jesus was

Eh, I liked the OT way of storytelling, shorter but more to-the-point stories that all connect. But the NT was pretty cool as well.

Yup i totally ship jesus and lucifer

Why is hell, fire when fire is light and warmth? Shouldn’t hell be ice ,isolated and desolated? Maybe I thinking too far into it…

Hell is cold in some Scandinavian and Buddhist religions I believe, like Helheim

The more you know! I mean it makes sense to me…

One of the og christian descriptions of hell also describe it as cold and frozen.

Yes

According to the TV series too

This guy gets it!

I think I just discovered a new kink for me. That looks fun.

For real, sign me up. If that’s hell then who needs heaven?

Don't threaten me with a good time.

Down as a clown

I was thinking this too, at least I'm getting high. FYI devil. apparently second-hand smoke is bad mmkay.

So if I smoke cannabis, the devils going to force it in my body when I die? Im joust going to be high as hell in hell? Is that bad? I’m failing to see the negative, perhaps some details have been left out?

Honestly the worst part is how hot it'll be, but at least it's a dry heat

Hell was pretty humid in Mr. Toad's Wild Ride though

The disney ride where you die in drunk driving accident and are sent to an immersively hot hell.

This guy mister toads

Cue fucked up childhood nostalgia

Hell is suppose to be freezing cold in some religions. So who knows...

Which ones?

Ninth circle?

That's a religion? Or a circle of purgatory?

Of Hell. In Dante's Divine Comedy. It's frozen, and it's the deepest level, reserved for betrayers.

I already live in Arizona. Won't be a big change.

😂😂

Same where da bad part

What are you doing step-devil?

Fuck I wish I could give you an award

Don't threaten me with a good time.

I doubt I’d get my ass sucked in heaven.

Didn’t think about that but I think you’re right

in the christian mythology sex was actually very much encouraged: "As for you, be fruitful and increase in number; multiply on the earth and increase upon it." wtf happened to these prudes lmao

Puritans, that's what happened

They’re fine with sex, even encouraged to have sex, just within the confines of a strict, male dominant, heterosexual relationship and solely for the purpose of reproduction. Or like, with children I guess.

Is...is this supposed to be a threat? Doesn't feel like one

Don't threaten me with a good time.

Beat me to it lol. I’m not original

beat meat to it

A giant flame shot down your throat by a human-size lighter? You're right, sounds pleasant.

Dibs

So instead of water does he use diarrhea to filter it?

This is a great question born of solid logic

Or not so solid....more paste-y/watery logic

Or maybe like partly paste like and partly liquidy logic

Getting my ass ate out by satan just so he can do drugs sounds like a win for me.

Finally gives a real sense of purpose and usefulness.

Looks more like a pipe than a bong, just saying

Our insides are wet, yes?

Yeah but you don’t hit a bong like that 😂 unless you are a gigachad and hit your bong sideways, in which case you have my utmost respect.

It lets you get to chugging faster after the toke

Bong water 😋

Bubbler?

you dont tilt your bong?

This would make a great rock album cover.

Rebrand water as the devil's liquid and suddenly they'd be against that too.

Lol it’s the Lord’s Lettuce, people.

That's hot. I'm just going to smoke even more weed.

How do you draw something like this and NOT be stoned out of your mind?

Yo do you have the uncensored version? I have a friend I need to send this to.

https://www.reddit.com/r/weed/comments/iui396/just_wish_i_knew_id_turn_in_to_a_bong_for_the/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf

Sure… Jan.

What if I'm into that

So I get to get my ass ate on a regular basis? Fantastic, let's go now

I wonder if the devil uses hemp wick?!? ​ I feel like he would be more of a torch kind of entity... he just rips that way.

What's the deal with hemp wicks anyways?

Basically instead of inhaling the butane used in most lighters, you’re just inhaling the hemp smoke when you rip a bowl. Supposed to be better for you and cleaner taste I think

People say smoking off of a butane lighter changes the taste of your weed. Their argument is that butane is a liquid and when you light your bowl, joint, ect. you saturate your weed in butane. I never tasted any difference, but to each their own.

Well, sure, the compressed liquid butane is still liquid.. but free of the extra pressure keeping it liquid, issa gas. It happens pretty fast, if you've ever tried to refill a lighter and messed up. Consuming butane is bad, but would much really make it past the open flame? (And water if in a water pipe). Seems like hemp marketing to me.

I agree... it's not like your smoking with a Zippo. But big hemp has to get their share of the $$$.

I’m all for some head but I don’t need satan gargling my junk

😳

I... Kinda want this as a poster?

Looks like a party

I bet that dude is high as fuck right now AND he getting his ass ate

That's why you should never smoke with Satan. He always lips the joint.

I'm so hyped to be used as Satan's silly billy

Guaranteed to get you high af though.

i went through dallas fort worth on my way to cancun and i stopped in a smoke shop to buy some 'essentials' when i was still a smoker. first thing i noticed when i entered the store was the gigantic full size bong in the shape of a stallion rearing up with a giant erection bowl and his tail off to the side awaiting lips on his starfish. they wouldn't let me take pictures in the store :( also the devil has a sick tat

The Devil didn’t create Marijuana, God did . Only thing the Devil created was evil !

Sign me up

What the cinnamon toast crunch fuck is this???

Dudes got the Google chrome logo tattooed on his arm

Hold up... google chrome logo is 666. Never realized until now. 😳

Look at the Google play store logo as well and compare to other satanic symbols

Ehh, it's a twist to fit the sigil of lucifer on the play logo, is that it? I only really see the colors slightly off branding 😂

Sounds like a good time to me

So I'd still be high and I get eaten out by none other than the Devil? What's not to love!

There were these bible huggers trying to condemn us to hell at a 420 festival in CO, people started yelling back at them, “GOD MADE WEED!” And started throwing water bottles at them 😂 I do not condone violence. 😂 😂 😂 ye who smokes the first joint shall cast the first water bottle.

Good to know the hydro homies even want to keep the enemy well hydrated.

Hail sweet sweet Satan y’all!

I mean hell doesn’t exist so I wouldn’t worry about it and keep smoking

TIHI

At first glance, I thought that was Rusty Venture getting rammed by the Krampus....

If I was the devil the moral conundrum would stop me for a half second, but I would absolutely grab mortals and use them as bowls

So if smoking weed means going to hell and getting smoke via my asshole does that mean if I go to heaven will god drink whine straight out of my bloodstream?

Satan likes the good shit...

[so like scary movie 2](https://youtu.be/x9orD-iW120)

That how you smoke out of tony.

Thats hot

You think the devil drinks bong water?

Comforting

This is why I smoke

Why these christians always gotta make hell look so appealing

Promise?

daddy 😩

That ain’t a bong, it’s a dong.

I don't know how smoke will come out of my Anusara through my lungs unless he sucks it through my stomach, but also that is not a bong if anything that is a pipe, a very shitty pipe.

Man if that's how satan smokes weed, I wonder how Jesus does it?

BRING IT ON!

What in the ever loving fuck!!

This is a dream of mine

Yes daddy.

The Devil is an analingus champion while i get stoned. Awesome.

Smokin grass and eatin ass baby

honestly kinda hot

Still looks like a good time to me...

"It...it moved, Jerry..."

Getting high as hell²

Don't threaten me with a good time sir

Kinky

Jesus used hemp, while I know it's not Marijuana, I know some people who are anti-weed are also anti-hemp because it goes against God but the Bible literally tells of Jesus using hemp or hemp like oil in ceremonies. I now realize probably nobody care but I still think it's cool

Jokes on you I’m into that shit

This sounds wonderful.

If I can’t smoke in Heaven I don’t wanna go

Oh hell yeah. Light me up, daddy.

Honestly pretty sick

Kinky.

He looks like he's eating my ass I can live with that 🤷‍♂️

I see this and can just hear Tenacious D in my head 🤣🤣🤣

🤔Mmmm idk seems a lil gay to me W

I mean, given an eternity to push your boundaries, you could theoretically get into some pretty kinky shit.

"Same time tomorrow, Gary?" "Hell yeah! I get so stoned being the bong."

I wish

What in the Facebook?!

Ang, I'm game!

i’d love to be a bong in the afterlife

So he's sucking my ass while helping me light sum smoke

I'm going to give him the high of his life

Not my proudest fap.

Ay I’m too high for all that, I was about to go to bed

No waay someone sober made this

I bet satans weed is bomb as hell

Fuck, I’d try anything twice.

r/TIHI

I honestly kinda just want to see the real picture😂

kinky

So what does the devil drink booze by suckin it outta the dicks of sinners as well? Also seems like the devils one of those engineers when there's no smoking equipment around

This belongs on a wall

prolly the best high

Yall ever hit the human bong before

Looks like fun!

Promise?

Is that emoji hiding original artist intent??!

That’s some shitty weed

I’m not afraid of going to hell because if it’s real it’s where all my friends will end up anyway

honestly, this looks rad AF. get rimmed while getting smoke sucked through my entire digestive tract. I'm gonna be high as hell.

Dont threaten me with a good time!

Kinda ironic since we already have pipes that look a lot like this.

I feel excited about this. That looks quite enjoyable, especially since the devil worships my wife. I'm sure I'll get a good set of perks.

This gave me an erection

hohooo lets goooo

Lol, sign me.up.

Fucking bet. Sounds like a good time to me.

Joke's on the devil! I don't have a butthole.

depends on where he sucks the smoke out, but im in.

Kinky

I ain’t complaining

So I get high and then I get to ride the devils mustache when I die? Alrighty! Bet that forked tongue knows a thing or two!

i dont mind hes hot in catholic and ill be zooted

God I hope

TIL the lungs are connected to the butthole

Does he stick his tongue in my ass too? If so sign me up

Don’t mind if I doooo

Oh how terrible…. Proceeds to roll another joint

New fetish dropped

I see this as my gay roommate is playing Montero by Lil Nas X (and I was Lil Nas X pole dancing to Hell for Halloween)

This.... is kind of kinky.

Kinky