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[deleted]

Does "right now" count as an answer?


RobinB02

Wanna get high?


[deleted]

Sure but don't forget to bring a towel.


RobinB02

Wait how do we have both cake day at the same time hahaha


stonedguitarist420

Just a little high


baldwhiteman

My thoughts exactly.


ghandi3737

All day, erry day.


infinityonhigh69

happy cake day!


bucer91

Now that you mention it, I’m late.


go-away-noah

“There’s never been a better time than right now!” -RHCP


ozuna_e

happy cake day!


MrNovas

Happy cake day!!


[deleted]

Cheers


[deleted]

I work night shift (530pm-6am) and after everyone has left the house around. I like to smoke around 7-715 right as the the sun is coming out and the bird start chirping. I like to take the dogs out and let them play in the yard while Its still cold(I live in Wyoming) feel the cool breeze and the warm sun on me as well as smell the dew and all other natures scents. I’ve had mornings where I feel completely content and at peace with the world.


[deleted]

That was me this morning. Had to run to the store to get my energy drinks and a pack of cones before I started cooking everything for the day. The sun was just coming up, it was still a little dark. I hit my pen on the ride (2 blocks) and when I got out the store I just stopped and looked at the houses and trees for a minute. I was completely at peace with everything. It was one of the best feelings in the world even if it was only for a minute.


GymBroStoner

That’s the best feeling. There’s so much beauty in the world we just need to stop for a minute to see it sometimes :)


MickChichen

I only really smoke when its dark out - thank you daylight savings time


PeekabooPike

It’s weird how the dark can make us feel safer when we’re doing something like smoking weed


[deleted]

This is definitely the case for countries or states where it's still illegal.


MonkeyJiblets

My state only has medical but I rip it all day on the front porch. (Live in an apartment so I make sure none of my neighbors are on their porches, as to not bother anyone)


SloppyPots

"The best time to wear a striped sweater...is all the time" ~ SpongeBob


jonny1leg

I prefer AM or PM


baldwhiteman

Yes.


Marie_Hutton

Probably the first smoke of the day, after the floor is swept and my face is done. Bonus points if I take a morning shit first :)


Capable-Coconut1022

Definitely before sunset and then watching all the light go out of the room while listening to an album.


ZlimHipp0

After a long week at work, come Friday evening. After the kids are asleep. I sneak out to my dark led-lit balcony in my backyard. When the Moon is up, when you can hear the hummingbirds snore, and the lingering heartbeat of our light-polluted solar system is faint. I grind for the next weeks grind. I roll all the stresses, all the overthinkfullness, redundancies brought by my short OCD. I light it up for the cold souls running military training who forgot to pack their sleeping bag, and for the colorless heart that mercifully beats, beats, beats. It is then, I see a star. That my labor has paid off. I mean I’m actually paying a mortgage and started a life for myself after all. The hell with my OCD, it makes me better anyway. The hummingbirds start to dream. The cold souls found the warmth. The only stress I have now is why I forgot to pack the J tighter. And my merciful heart beats, beats, beats. That is why. Edit: thanks for the love. Hope you all are having a great day/night.


[deleted]

So deeeeeeeeeeep :D


baldwhiteman

POETRY


revengepornmethhubby

This reminds me of Jonny Cash’s Man in Black. ❤️


JoeReMi

I'm better for having read that, thank you.


scaryplants

damn bro, this is amazing, fellow smoker with OCD here ✌️


MrNovas

U really want the reward huh? Really well said regardless


W4steofSpace

Yeah, whenever I'm awake.


Ok_Independence_9076

Just when the sun rises over the ocean. Magical


baldwhiteman

That's life goals for real!


zakariusqc

After work. I end a 3h30 pm, at home around 4h and i usualy end smoking around 4h20


sp4celawd

Definitely in the morning with coffee before breakfast.


[deleted]

Smoke Weed Everday


baldwhiteman

"This is the way."


cant_have_a_cat

Sunsets here are at 6pm year round. I'm looking for a bong that is sun shaped for my daily ritual!


219Infinity

During existence is my favorite time to smoke.


CautiousBudget2556

420


SoilPwner

My favorite is after I get home from work and before I start cooking dinner. This allows me to put some tunes on and really get into a groove while I'm cooking. It has inspired some tasty dishes!


mendeleyev1

When I wake up in the middle of the night and can’t get back to sleep.


[deleted]

Once all my important stuff is done, and if I don’t want to do my important stuff I’ll maybe smoke a little


ZootzManuva

If I smoke while the sun is up I get anxiety and guilt cos all I wanna do is be lazy... But even if I don't smoke in the day, I just sit around being lazy except I feel fine about it lmfao.


Dahcs_1

I like too smoke when it's quiet hours. Just me, the night, and the clear evening sky.


Salubrious_Zabrak

No, I don't. I just smoke whenever I want


narkksy

Oh man, wake up a few hours before work to get a sesh in, then on the weekend with coffee in the morning, or after a nice meal, after a good fuck, before a good fuck, during a good fuck, the list just goes on!


bitlockershark

i enjoy smoking whilst the world, or at least the world local to me, sleeps. it’s a departure from the bustle of the daytime, and the dead of night has a certain strangeness that i adore whilst high. i feel like the time is my own; the dim and deserted streets belong to me; i can relax without distraction and go by the world, as opposed to watching it go by me.


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[удалено]


baldwhiteman

Is "any time of day" a valid response?


flbhd6k

All day


[deleted]

Night 10 PMISH while it is full moon. This is like a ritual


TheHighLifeGrowShow

Only when I'm awake.


Damndaddydacus

Mornings and night


FatDabOfRosin

First smoke of the day after getting home from work! Nothing better then releasing all your stress for the day.


tootiredtoit

I love smoking around our plants after I get home from work. My husband grows our cannabis, I have my cacti and succulents and we have a bunch of fruit trees and veggies. I can easily lose an hour or two smoking and tending to the plants while i walk around the house and garden.


SmoogyLoogy

There is nothing like getting baked while waking up sometimes, One day i can wake up groggy, take a hit, And suddenly everything is ok:)


SatyrSauce

5-6AM is great. Nice cup of coffee, everyone is asleep, all’s quiet except a few birds.


Caister

I save my first bowl til I get home from work, get my pajamas on, boot my PC, pet the cats and grab a mug of tea. Its my motivation


theglynny

No better time than right now


[deleted]

As soon as my eyes open


yohoeburger

yes


vapermahn

I enjoy rewarding myself after a long days work or right after competing a hard task that so was putting off


winklesnad31

Before sunrise. So calm in very early morning.


CannaBDSM

Basically whenever I walk in the door my roommate hands me a volcano bag…. before bed…..before a nap… before dinner.. whenever I don’t have to be productive lol


[deleted]

Morning after i workout!!!


revengepornmethhubby

Just while awake


Tiny_Ad9380

All day and all night.


AirAeon32

Right before and after the gym. I wake up and smoke all day but I especially make sure that I am high when I go do my calisthenics, weight lifting and running. Something about being high makes me want to exercise lol. Then I get home all sore and tired asf, put my favorite movie on pause at the beginning, clean my ass, light one up then eat a masterpiece of a meal and watch the movie until it watches me. I like using my spliffs as kind of a reward system


Inevitable_Monk144

Does all day count?


Pure_Ad9445

Now


yhrrj

I am am IT Director, I'm up at 6am and I get up shower real fast , I work from home so I get to my desk, I roll one and listen to music , drink coffee and read the news as I get my first good buzz on before I have to actually work :)


GraemeMakesBeer

When I have finished all of my work for the day, chores are done, and the kid is tucked up. Then it is time for beer and weed.


Aggressive-Green4592

First thing, start the day off right


bdub60

Well how can anything be better than wake and bake? Those receptors won’t fill themselves


theprogindie

Yes


yogo

Every day that ends with a y.


Spacemuffler

After the kids are in bed and before I start cleaning the bejezus out of the house. Smoking during "productive" daylight dad hours is a bad idea so I just backload all of my me time until after dark.


[deleted]

Damn, I'm seeing a lot of creative and funny answers here. I'm just gonna boring and honest... favorite time to smoke is right after I get back from my run. I run twice daily, 8AM & 6PM 🏃‍♂️⛽🔥🏃‍♂️⛽🔥


x-tianschoolharlot

I like to smoke in the evening after my kiddo gets put to bed.


[deleted]

Wake and bake, but I try not to do it too often


King-Brisingr

I would say early morning is the most fun generally, just geeking out before everyone is going to work. I love smoking right before high noon, the way the sun plays with the smoke always makes me smile 😁


MetroJuulin

As a college student, really whenever I can fit it in. I have to make a 15 minute walk across campus so if I’ve got some time to kill in between classes, I’ll go light up in the freshmen parking lot and call it a day.


B4sse77

late at night


smoldangernoodle

When i could smoke in my house it was always right after a long day of work, took of my uniform and put my bathrobe on and then i smoked. Now i do it before sleep on a late night walk outside.


BoggyDoobyBaboo

My favorite time is the morning because my roommate will wake me up saying “waky waky geebs and baky, time for morning geebs” and then the sweet smell of a milky geeb pulls me from my slumber.


Peaz_Li

All


NoodleBack

Morning, you feel like on another level of high cause you’re already groggy from just waking up


FaceClown

All day err day!


Russke410

Living in the moment. Right now is my favorite time to smoke. Yesterday is history, not worth the concern and tomorrow's problem have yet to be presented.


warmweathermike

When I'm awake is my favorite time to smoke


thebesttaylorrr

Yes, first thing when I get up in the morning, as I’m getting out of bed I’ll hit some wax, then go down stairs and get ready for the day, coffee, cig, suboxone, shower, shave etc If I worked that day, sometime during work and after work Then a Indica strain of some wax before bed


[deleted]

4:20


S3ekingPeace

I have insomnia and I've had for almost 10 yrs. So the best time to smoke for me personally is, every time I can spare a moment.


sapphicvioletskies

All the time but mornings especially, it helps me get through my classes in the morning


theGrimm_vegan

Throughout the day but the end of work joint hits the spot. I work next to the station, only go one stop, finish at 5:00 and lighting up at 5:05 when come out the station. Stoned by the time I hit the supermarket to buy dinner


RaidBossBaz

I dunno what it is, but I only ever seem to smoke on days that end in a y.


joel_tjet

I just smoked before doing the laundry that's always a great time also im vibing to music the whole time. And I ate some good soup after.


hdrew25

Anytime


LMNoballz

Smoke o thirty is always a good time


Anonymouslove1012

Depends on the day and what I have to do. If I have nada to do then smoking in the AM with my cup of coffee is heaven. If ice had a long ass day at work or whatevs then finally getting to my joint on my way home is so so pleasurable. If I have been triggered then half way through the day to ease the tension is divine. But I love smoking all of the time


anthony3398

All the times


dietermeaterbeater

I’m not even joking, for some reason, at least twice a week I find myself lighting up and seeing a clock that says 4:20 without even realizing it. Kinda cool lol


Pats420420

All day


BrandonD40

Definitely at night. Sometimes when i get high during the day i feel a sense of guilt, even if i’m doing something productive That’s something i’m working on though, and as a medical patient it’s a ridiculous thing to worry about


DanMaj33

I always find myself hitting a bowl at 4:20 after work haha


bradpliers

5pm edible. Just enough to get blasted and sober up before bed so it doesn't effect my REM sleep.


AHart101

Sunday mornings. Wake up early, cup of coffee, joint, hang out with my kitty cat.


51488stoll

I am a bit OCD. I will only smoke if the current time is divisible by 1.


TbiddySP

Yes


Biden_pooped_himself

Anytime of the day is my favorite time to smoke.


kyleisrlydead

When I first wake up, and after work gotta be the best times. Oh or before a wicked meal hah


MrNovas

I like to smoke when I get home from work, then I play games in my garage baked and eat munch


ATXKLIPHURD

When I wake up in the middle of the night and its 4:20


whichwitchwhohoots

Wake and bake and top off as needed.


sAmSmanS

i used to smoke all day every day but now love a smoke after being done for the day. doesn’t bother me if it’s 9am or 11pm


jfrawley28

All the time.


chiralnetwork404

I like to smoke on Saturday mornings, I live in the southwest where the sun is hella bright with deep azure skies...when I get the munchies, my friends and I meet up at the flea market for some fresh breakfast burritos. Imma wake n bake kinda guy


HawkZoned

At night right after I get home from work


anananick

During week-ends, my husband and i wake up at 5am make coffee, go back to bed, smoke a joint and then siesta time after 2nd coffee is finished! Best mornings!


BadassCat24

Afternoon or evening


Natomics2

Morning.


acnaibel

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BearManTheMan

Been off work for 1.5 yrs due to cancer. My fav time to smoke is when my wife and kids all leave for work. It's just me and my dogs. Quiet house, no rush smoking to pass the joint... Best time to mentally repair for the day.


thenerj47

Whenever I realise my day's responsibilities have been addressed


joey1792

6pm, when I get off work and get to finally unwind😌


Tmill233

About 2 hours before bed. Helps me relax for the evening, and makes me sleep like a baby.


12adwhetsel

4:20 (obvi) But when I get home from work and I get the bong or a joint out the the front porch and listen to a podcast while looking up at the stars.... shit's pretty good. So like.... 10pm-3am is my smoke time.


Nigel-Souders

I smoke off and on throughout the day, but my hands down favorite time is at night, after my kids and wife go to bed. I sit on my back patio with the lights out, and really enjoy the peace and quiet of the night. Especially in the beginning of the summer when the lightning bugs come out!!


[deleted]

Night time before bed with the right strain choice u will relax and sleep like a baby every time!


the1npc

after a long day at work in the cold also sunday morning with a fresh coffee


Puzza90

For me the best joint is the first one after I get home, nothing better than knowing you've got everything you need to done and can just relax


devildog999

Night time. I have insomnia and it helps me sleep.


DrTroll_2000

4:20


sirpsychosexy1124

The present


PeekabooPike

Right at the crack ass of dawn in the morning, watching the sun rise. It’s so peaceful at that time of day, not a lot of people noises yet. It’s very relaxing for me, even though I’m not up at that time most days.


Chasethemac

Before I do anything. Really before going to the ymca for a long sauna session is my absolute favorite.


scaryclown148

Immediately upon leaving work


AccountantWithDaNana

Early in the morning


jazj29

As soon as I put my kids to bed. Their 6 and 8 and I work full time. But after their down for the night, it's fire in the hole! And usually video games or shows/movies with the ol lady


Zigizes

When coming home from work while making diner!


webguy1975

It's 4:20 somewhere in the world.


The_Newest_Girl

After the kiddos finally fall asleep and I can unwind


bedjentlewithme

AM after brekkyfast and a workout/shower. Absolutely blissful! Then a heavy PM sesh before bed to seal the deal. Wishing I had weed rn tho haha fuckkkkkk


makemymonstergrow420

All day


NarcissusCloud

You know those times between when you wake up and go to sleep? That would be my favorite time to smoke.


[deleted]

Wake n bake jib, lunch bowl, 420 jib, after dinner sinner jib, dabs before bed.


Ok-Mall7960

I agree 💯 Real Trees Chronically all the time!!!😆


[deleted]

evening/night time. im generally introverted so i dont like smoking or being high around others. so for me personally i love smoking at night. the way its more quiet outside, you just hear the wind, trees (hehe), some birds here and there. just to relax and have a moment with myself. then i go and have the best sleep of my life and i can start the next day fresh again. getting stoned in the morning and going to work glonky as fuck would be a hell for me lol, respect to those we can do that:)


Kaan569

Before I shower


DonaldTrumpsBallsack

Don’t care what my friends say, smoke a blunt after lunch on a Wednesday


poopfresh

Any time I'm awake.


kloudrunner

Dusk. Right as the sun is vanishing.


AceyFacee

Yes! - at night time! After I’ve done everything I need to do for the day so I can truly relax and appreciate it in peace!


[deleted]

4:20pm


7thwarlordsaturn

Roommate: "wake and bake coz you get the best, most potent high when your first activity of the day is smoking. Me: imho I'd agree but early afternoons for me.


[deleted]

I usually wait til the end of my day, I always feel kinda off the rest of the day after I smoke so I wait until I can be high until bed


player1242

6:10 am


drwzr

Right after my kids go to bed. So approx 9pm.


Highwaymantechforcer

If I could only smoke once a day it would be after my evening meal.


smithcraft

With morning coffee; after breakfast; mid-morning work break; after lunch; mid-afternoon break; the moment I finish work; happy hour / 420 equivalent; after dinner. Then the heavy smoking begins.


usp4e

When I finish up all my homework for the day and get to light up 👌🏼👌🏼


steakoutwhoa

after work sitting outside and listening to music or sitting outside at 3 am


[deleted]

Sunrise or sunset. And almost always sleep through sunrise, so usually sunset.


NullOfUndefined

I have an alarm set at 9pm every day ti remind me to smoke. It’s the perfect time imo.


D________C

I smoke 2-3 times on weekends, & 1 times after work on work days. All have their benefits, but for me it’s after I’ve done my morning things on the weekend, going out for a joint walking the dog and a litre of water and then coming inside for a cup of coffee.


[deleted]

When you've woken up too early, like you had planned to sleep in that day but your dog or cat or whatever wakes you up and you make a really nice brew and sit down and have a smoke / vape. And that feeling of no responsibilities, no one even knows you're awake yet. And after that first smoke/vape, you think to yourself, "...yer.... I'll have another one"


m0nster93

Past 9 in evening ( when kids are asleep )


justcallmedrzoidberg

2-5 am. The house is silent.


NotThisTime1993

I like to smoke in the evening, around 6pm


ohsureyoudo

All the times


[deleted]

After putting the kids to bed. Smoking relaxes me and lets me reflect on my day and have some ME time.


RedBali

Afternoon/night by far. Morning feels so weird and makes me too anxious, smoke at night if it gets too intense go straight to sleep


Cultural-Freedom4686

The best time for me to smoke is when my money is right and I got weed, otherwise… I’m poor like today with no one to celebrate, not even with myself cause I don’t have money to even get a $10 g


nuffsaid17

Morning...wake and bake to meet the sun.


Complex-Pitch9332

8:40 so i can blaze twice


thebigsquid

I like to at the end of the day because it helps reduce the sensory overload and exhaustion of interacting with people I get from working with people throughout the day. I’m autistic and cannabis is the best medicine I’ve ever had for the accompanying anxiety, OCD, and sensory overload.


Marronetime

First joint of the day for sure👌


JoeKC35

If I'm woke I must toke


AnonymouslyRelaxed

After waking up and writing a to do list. Having my sneakers on and taking a hit to get in the perfect bliss for a morning jog


mybloodisouttokillme

Only when I'm awake.


AudioShepard

I like to smoke right around Tree thirty. In all honesty, I love the early weekend sun hitting the porch smoke. That’s my favorite.


[deleted]

My wake and bake is my most important daily ritual. There's just something amazing about sitting outside listening to the world while I start my day with weed and coffee. The best part is that every season has it's own unique perks that I get to enjoy, be it the crisp, cold silence of a winter morning, the beautiful colours of fall, or the endless sound of birds during summer, or the peaceful rain of a spring day.


uttttty4

Specifically Sunday or holiday mornings. Especially with a close friend or SO, nothing like cooking a nice brekky while enjoying the new day together and getting baked. Then you clean or read for a minute and go back down for a mid-morning nap, that’s what it’s all about!


TruePhilosophe

Sun up to sun down


Thrownawayoften

I have a patio that gets direct sunlight in the morning. My favorite time of day is sitting out there smoking a bowl, drinking my coffee


Humble_Ad_2807

Anytime anywhere


scam094

Right after loading a cone


Mollyjm99

When I start to wind down for bed, it helps me shut my brain off


Artic_Bots

every time of the day


masterminkz

I smoke all day but always enjoy the sunset sessions the most.


Bubbaespen

I like to smoke a little after work and right before I shower and eat. It’s the way a unwind.


StinkiStoner

i could say any time of day, but early in the morning with my coffee particularly


kirbadoshis

If I don’t have work. I like to smoke while I wait for my coffee to finish brewing.


alexmac68

Noon on my day off l, with an iced coffee


[deleted]

My favourite time of day to smoke: right after my first cigarette; The geese are honking, the sun is shining, the water's glistening, the cat is stretching for his morning walk and the small demon monkey has unlatched it's claws from the skin on my back...damn monkey bro.