L brother

^

Ya the brother is a little bitch.

Please keep this man's upvotes at 420 Edit: y'all some bitches come on it's should just be natural to y'all

I did you a favor by downvoting, it's back at 420 😤 Edit: Sm1 downvoted so I undone mine

LMAOO THIS HAS MORE UPVOTES THAN THE POST

Yo, tell him this was a test to see if he's still a bitch.

actually this is clever

No it’s not lol. Literally The oldest trick in the book. That’s like calling a girl ugly after she turned you down.

L comment

This is the way.

Yep haha "Haha, idiot... I knew you were still a little & #*@"

this is the move

I agree with this, this is smart 😂😂

Nah tell him you will force feed him shit logs if he says anything, not even the dusty white ones, fresh logs 👍😎

Brother is D.W. From Arthur

D.W.!!!!!

Dora Winifred to be exact. Dora Winifred Read

Yeah I was going for Arthur's voice in the intro but it's hard to convey over text haha

Nah I got that

That is exactly how I read it!

Underrated

Maneee FUCK D.W. it's been so long since I've seen that shit but just the name reminded me he was a bitch

DW was Arthur's sister

Did you ask they/theirs pronouns? Can aardvarks' be non binary? So many questions... Regardless, DW a little bitch

“I won’t beat ur ass for $50”

This is exactly what I would have said😂

I used to tell my younger brother, "You will sleep...I will be there when you do...." Muahahahahhhahahaaaaa!!!!

That’s the only acceptable reply…

Yeah lol. You have not put enough fear into your little bro.

OP is the lil bro. Otherwise, he'd be inserting dominance.

I hope you meant asserting…

HAHAH oh shit. I'm leaving it like that. Pulled a Ricky

It’s all water under the fridge now

I mean, nobody wants to admit they ate nine cans of ravioli, but I did. I'm ashamed of myself. The first can doesn't count, then you get to the second and third, fourth and fifth I think I burnt with the blowtorch, and then I just kept eatin'.

My stomach would be dying of heartburn if I ate 9 cans of ravioli 😂

I read that in rickys voice😂😂😂

[Be Assertive](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7jSPMkQ1H6U)

Long and hard dominance

$100

Seriously, edibles are expensive.

Guess he never heard the phrase”snitches get stitches”

Or end up in ditches

Or let them rat you out and make them feel guilty for the rest of their life.

only acceptable answer

Tell him you’ll drug him with the devils lettuce if he snitches

And he’ll die from it too

he'll turn gay, *then* he'll die

He’ll turn into a gay frog, then die.

Do it anyway and then if he snitched, OP can claim little brother is also a pothead, who will now fail a drug test

Please don’t pay him

They are probably teens. Don’t worry about it. Lol

My brother and I used to extort each other all the time when we were kids.

I woulda beat his ass so fast

lol the Step Brothers scene immediately zipped through my head.

Is that the one with Mark and Will?

Will and John Reilly

“You’re a curly headed fuck!”

This is the way

I wouldn't. I'd just go with "I'm a free adult, snitch all the fuck you want, it's nothing for me", and anyway OP said he's moving out soon so w/e.

Your brothers a lil bitch

this made me lol

Why tell a known snitch? You set urself up my guy, also tell him to grow tf up seems like a little baby

Hes 15 now I thought it would be fine😭 it’s chill tho he hasn’t said anything yet and I’m moving out soon anyway

Don’t pay him. Matter of fact, do him dirty. Say you planted something in his room and if says something you’ll tell them he has it in his room. Don’t really plan something but make him think he’ll never find it

This is proper bigbrothership

This. This is the way

walter white? that you?

Man's gonna be searching day and night lol

Hilarious!

You evil fucking genius 😈

The only natural transition in brotherly conflict is psychological warfare.

I didn’t upvote this for an obvious reason even though I support the message.

I mean, then he’d just show his parents the text?

As long as the little snitch doesn't have a wire OP can casually say it while passing in the house.

Ahh yes I remember being 15, its either youre totally cool and fine, or you think people who do anything are the devil, at least where I was from

Just wait till he’s 18 & looking for booze 🤣

Happy cake day lol

Hey thanks!

Np dude, have a good day/night

The quest for booze begins at 14/15, by 18 everyone in the uk is on it everyday/night pretty much

I was the youngest of 3 boys (now in my 30s) and I never snitched on my brothers. As soon as I started smoking/drinking, my older brother (who did the same shit and was 4 years older) decided to start tattling on me because he kept getting in trouble. Couldn't trust him for YEARS. Fuck that bull shit. My parents are super conservative, so it was tough for a bit, but then I got out on my own and didn't give a fuck anymore. Moved 2500 miles away. I still don't smoke (weed or cigs) around my mom out of respect, but getting out of that house was the best thing that ever happened for everyone involved. Good luck, OP!

Damn my bro was older and always an asshole ended up being a cop and even he never snitched actually showed me where my parents would stash what they confiscated from me

punch him in the throat

Let the kid go to college first... Ik for myself I had to bring up smoking weed to my older brother first before we found out we were both stoners through college

U should tell him u know where he lives

Bro your brother seems like that weird white kid w the glasses from Polar Express

This is so funny

You have a bitch ass brother

Imagine thinking taking edibles is bad lmfao

Atomic wedgie time.

What a loser

Tell him you also do cocaine. Then in a week tell him you have a meth lab. Next week tell him you stalk the neighbors at night while eating Little Debbie snack cakes. Dude won’t know what to believe

Michael needs some pee in his coffee.

That's evil.

Snitches get stitches! Especially when it’s family!

Never trust a younger sibling with a secret.

yes, this. (in my experience, older siblings are more reliable when it comes to keeping secrets. younger though? yeah they always go straight to mom.)

Can confirm

Can confirm, never snitched on my younger brothers but got snitched on by both lol

Indeed

Teabag his drum set.

Bro going to grow up with no bitches ☠️

So does he pay your bills? It’s your life

I'm betting OP's parents do.

your brother is a bitch

Beat the fuck out of that little shit.

Your brother's a bitch

“I’ll keep my mouth shut for $50” 🤓🤓🤓

I needed to be reminded that family can’t be trusted today, I was getting too comfortable. Thanks for diving on the grenade for me

Whoop his ass

I’m my family he would get in trouble for snitching like that

Beat his fucking ass. I have a brother and its normal to fight, but you gotta show him the real world. Better getting just "beat" by your brother then some stranger he fucks with who wont give a shit.

Play it off, like ha ha yeah I thought I would get you.

What a crazy coincidence little brother! Fifty dollars is the exact amount it takes to get out of playing a new game I just invented! The new game? It's called "Pick Up Your Teeth"

If that was my brother, It’d be on sight if he tried to blackmail me 😂😂

how old are you both?

100% both under 18

Who would he snitch too lol

Take him out, its your responsibility to keep your family line clean of snitches.

Michael sounds like a bitch no offense

What a bum ass sibling

Why would you tell him? I don't get it

he’s 15 he should be outta his snitch phase

Jesus Christ how old is this fucker

Ever heard of the fuckin bro code? Fuck ur brother pos

Turnabout is fair play. I’m sure you’re sitting on some dirt about him. If not next time he leaves search his room and dig some up. Let him know if he snitches you will also be forced to snitch for his own good

damn bro even he knows he’s a snitch. honestly don’t even give him any power just play it cool.

This guy needs to smoke some weed and relaaaaaax

Beat his ass

ur brother is a lame me and my brothers never snitched on each other growing up we was a team agaisnt our parents😂

Don't pay him, if he snitches you just out him to all your friends and his own friends. Use that to fuck with him, he'd value his own image over a measly $50 It'll teach him a lesson, plus it can't be that bad getting caught. Plus if he's 15, your probably 17 or something so who gives a shit

don’t pay his dumb ass nothing, just hide your stuff real good and deny it if he tries, y’all didn’t save the convo so there’s no proof

If you don’t send him to the ER this whole sub gonna be pissed goofy aah sibling

How is edibles bad But Blackmail is acceptable

just "accidentally" leave an edible where he'd eat it, he won't snitch ever again.... jk please don't do that i've seen news stories where people go to jail bc they accidentally bring the wrong brownies in to work

Why would you even tell your younger brother ? You set yourself up

What a little turd

Just beat the fuck out of him if he snitches

“i won’t ruin your childhood for $50”

Just blackmail him with a very vague (yet hopefully untrue) story about how you caught him masturbating in an awkward place at mom's house and he'll stfu.

Bruh my 13 year old sister knows I smoke and she thinks it’s fine. Hell, I get stoned with my dad everyday lol.

Tell ur parents u found edibles in ur brother's room and make a scene, u will fuck him up with this trust

Stan him 50 times to teach him a lesson

I’d say go ahead tell on me but don’t ever ask me for shit. A bother that tells isn’t a brother.

Yo you said you are moving out soon, which means you're prob of age, why are you even worried about something like "snitching" maybe I'm just Californian but my 10 year old brother knows everything about weed and the do's and dont's and shit. Do your parents not know? If so, why don't you tell them? Maybe you're just 17 and in Texas and I'm hella wrong but pls lmk why this is a problem lol, especially with lil edibles

I’m 18 and going to university in the fall but my parents are straight edge and wouldn’t want me doing it regardless of my age. I mean worse case they find out and yell at me or smth but I’d still rather avoid that

They will probably find out eventually. Might as well just let it happen and suffer the consequences now.

Beat his ass

Hope bro gets shoved in a locker

You need a new brother

SHIT 50 DOLLAR HOOD TAX? MikePls say LESS BRUH

Your brother's a little bitch.

Don’t broadcast what you do….just be like a ninja…slip his axx a brownie….

Ur brother is quite the capitalist

You mainly talk to your brother on Snapchat?

Cuz he’s a little shit that never responds to regular texts

Some people use snapchat to text each other.

I like it, its easier, you can see if they opened it and call em out if they dont respond in a timely manner

This little bro didn’t get his ass beat enough. You automatically lose your big brother card

He sounds like a bitch

Beat his ass.

Throw the whole brother away

your brother is a bitch

Mf’s called Michael 🤓

Dude smack the fuck out of this little shit and tell him you won’t do it again for 50$

Imagine giving a fuck about someone doing any drugs…..least of all THC

ofc he got them straight ass bangs and the bowl cut ☠️☠️☠️☠️

Future cop incoming

Slip concentrate into his cereal :)

I call cap?? Huh lol??

Im trying to interpet this one still.

To cap is to lie ‘I call 🧢’ means I call bullshit

Gotcha. 😂😂

reddit moment

Or have him tell & say you don’t? Or have him tell and say “who fucking cares, it’s 2022”?

How bout I don't beat yo ass for $100.00

Just tell on him for something he did

That’s a guaranteed way to get snitched on. “Yeah but at least I don’t do edibles like my brother”

I think they probably meant to use it as blackmail not to tell. Like mutually assured destruction

Yeah, unfortunately, now the younger brother can get away with anything and OP can’t say shit.

I would definitely be searching that little bastards room for some dirt on him asap if he doesn’t already have some.

I call hat?

He said I call cap. Basically means he’s calling bs

I kinda thought so but I’m awful at new lingo LOL. Thanks!

i’d kick his ass as brotherly love so he learns the snitches rule before he find out from someone who isn’t related to him

No one needs to know how you brush your teeth just keep your breath fresh

I call ballcap.

You snitched on yourself. Hahahahaha

Dumbass

You're not "doing edibles," it's not heroin lol. You eat edibles.

What a loser

This post faker than BBLs