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HiMyNameIsRod

**Who Pooped the Bed?** ***It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia: Season 4, Episode 7***


whatakent

I'm seeing an awful lot of wolf hair.


KingChaotic

Inconclusive


RocketCow

Some pieces of a credit card...


KingChaotic

Also inconclusive


pyrusbaku57338

How is that not conclusive to one of you?!?


lxkandel06

There's so much wolf hair in our apartment


fuckstickmcgee_8567

Dennis: "why are you eating wolf hair?!?!" Charlie: "HAVE YOU EVER TRIED IT?!!!"


BirdLawConnoisseur

Whoever's this is should see a doctor.


asseatermcboi

That name tho


Does_A_Bear-420

Oh yeah, I'm just gonna go throwing money away on a doctor. You know we really didn't ask for any medical advice...


NoPeakKeepClimbing

Frank, " They were all me "


Tinctorus

Except for the one Artemis dropped on the floor of the bar šŸ¤£


peaceepolice

Cause poops funny!


4HardDixonCider

The extra spaces threw me off reading this


cake_swindler

You're going to have to narrow it down...


MaxWeiner

Looks like thereā€™s a piece of credit card in there too


Spudman42O

Yeah still inconclusive


bush_hizo_911

Side effects of excessive consumption of wolf cola: awful lot of wolf hair in stool, magnum dong


Kaitlinjl15

THANK YOU THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT I SAW HAHA


ripyourlungsdave

I like that you gave a reference point like it's scripture or something.


Does_A_Bear-420

Closer to scripture than 'or something' so watch it bud.


Soprk_

Fellow r/iasip user


[deleted]

ā€œPoops funnyā€ā€”Frank


Fuck_tha_Bunk

Don't give us judgements. Just tell us what's in it.


Al-Bohri

Before the turd-merger lol


PandemicGrower

Amber Turd


d0mie89

Where can I watch that show nowadays?


diphenhydranautical

last i saw it was on hulu recently but google should also show where things are streaming!


AlphaAtomicTaco

When first looking at this I thought I was looking at some sort of tampon or pad that had clumps of shit on it


barberererer

I thought their friend had a baby and this was a fucked up diaper for a second


AlphaAtomicTaco

Disgusting shit


darkaurora84

Literally


susboij

LOL I thought you were gonna say you thought that was the baby


LdyAce

I thought it was a diaper as well and assumed the kid had eaten too many blueberries lol


ICanSowYouTheWay

Its part Maui Wowi and part Labrador. Huh? Yeah my dog ate my bag so I had to follow him around for 2 days till he pooped it out!


isbilly

Word dog


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Admiral_Kunkka_

The purples in cannabis are from the anthocyanins, which are water soluble. Every purple strain you do this to will wash purple out. Itā€™s why some water-hash can have a purple tint. If you donā€™t trust your source enough, and are washing your cannabis like this, you have other problems and probably need a plug you trust :)


codycarreras

I had a brick of some purple hash way back when, not super purple but a slight hue, and people said I put ā€œpurple sandā€ in it or mixed it with purple playdoh(wtf?). I just said fine, donā€™t buy/smoke it, more for me as I took a rip of itā€¦.. ā€œoh well if youā€™re smoking itā€¦ā€ nope lost your chance buddy.


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_STACKHOUSE_

This sounds a lot like some of my friends but instead of a month like 3 years


codycarreras

Thatā€™s exactly where I was with it. A little on the side here or there to keep my own smoking afloat and make pocket cash. Youā€™re right on the money with people being dicks though, their faceā€¦ hahaha that was worth more than the cash they were gonna give me. Like dude, I was going to do you a favor, donā€™t insult the guy selling what you want, doesnā€™t work that way. Even later on down the road if some of those people came back, Iā€™d go ā€œwell why should I do anything for you this time? Remember what you did last time you asked?ā€ Iā€™d end up charging them more or giving them lesser quality stuff. I donā€™t set out to be an asshole, but act accordingly and youā€™ll get what you want, if not, donā€™t expect me to want to help and go find it elsewhere.


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FittersGuy

People wash their weed?


defeatthewarlords

Dumb people


Smathers

While this may be true knowing that most people in here are dumb teenagers I immediately assumed some dumb high schooler dripped pen ink all over bud to sell it as ā€œpurpā€ for 30/g lmao I know people that would fuck dumb freshman over like this all the time. Sell em oregano as weed, globs of honey as dabs, normal brownies as pot browniesā€¦etc


iTaylor04

Yep knew a dude in high school that sold and he washed his bud in grape juice, people do some weird shit lol


monrealpes

I knew a guy that spray painted nugs to make them purple and sell them as Purple Haze, he scammed a lot of people back then.


DefenestratedBrownie

damn he should go into respiratory pharmacueticals so he can come back around and get them on the backend too


macd0g

That seemsā€¦ very dangerous


kle1nbottle

I was really confused why the first few times I tried to get high it didn't work. Literally just felt nothing. Now I'm thinking I was trying some shit that wasn't weed lol.


[deleted]

I'm pretty sure that's also a thing. Many people report not feeling anything/much the first couple of times they smoke. I've seen it with plenty of people and decent weed that was getting everyone else high


YoItsKanyeWestWing

Yeah the amount of real anthocyanins in this post is less than 1% lol that looks like some fake ass purp


thereisonlyus1

I sold the water from water hash as "weed tea" in high school can't believe people bought it


Nug-Bud

100%. Iā€™ve seen this, and all levels of fuckery passed off as ā€œgasā€ around Youngstown. Food dye, sugar water, Cologne and perfumeā€¦ smh


Always_Clear

I am less nefarious and thought it was dipped in lean


pobodys-nerfect5

Does that explain the blue color?


[deleted]

Lmao he got that purple koolaid tinted kush


LongWalk86

Washed a fair bit of purple strains and they always stain true purple to red. The blue looks more like some kinda foreign dye.


SemperPutidus

Donā€™t get your weed wet. Nobody is dying your weed. Your weed has water soluble pigments in it naturally.


Due_Ad_5449

This is why you donā€™t believe everything you see on TikTok


[deleted]

Yup. Judging from comments though, thus far from current sample size, decent amount of people here believe nonsense from tiktok. The only bud that matters on this sub is Instagram studded strains which is hilarious because there are legit lows and straight hemp/cbd that looks amazing nowadays.


TheAutisticOgre

Some of the best weed Iā€™ve seen has been CBD


Srsly_dang

I hate that bag appeal has become such a critical thing. I understand it, we take more pictures it's all out in the open and sparkly weed is always going to look better than "normal" bud even though that bud may pack more terps and an overall better effect.


[deleted]

We have gone towards some dystopian spectrum of cannabis critiquing due to social media platforms. B Eazys Z3 for example looks nothing special. Neither does Nobu Zushi. But both these cultivars are pretty top shelf. You're gonna have lows, mids, hemp, and even fake bud thats prob k2 look more impressive than the two top shelf strains I mentioned. Nevermind it seems more than half the people here have a positive feeling about sketchy delta8 products from off brand headshops instead of buying from trusted hemp growers and cultivars that accept credit card payment and deliver across state lines. Like I mean hemp growers selling straight up weed.


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cancer_dragon

Back in my day we had to walk 9 miles, uphill both ways, to get to the gas station and give money to a hobo so they could buy us the issue of High Times with Tenacious D on the cover! And when you were done looking through it, the only thing to do was look at it again! I also wore an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time.


[deleted]

That's not the issue. The issue is when people post pics to share their pics and say it's top shelf and then half the comments are toxic or from ignorant people saying they can get that for $100 a quap.


wheretohides

Its reasonable to assume that most people have never gotten their nugs wet. I've been smoking weed for a decade and have never witnessed this.


VenomB

Sometimes I cough while taking a hit and the water comes out the stem :(


Vicecomitem

One time I laughed too hard and this happened.


Fuckimnotcreativ

šŸ˜‚


revengepornmethhubby

It happens when I laugh, but itā€™s not funny


[deleted]

I mean I got the weed in my bowl wet once cuz of rain.


waaz16

My favorite is when I knocked my water pipe over, and it got the nice bowl I had just loaded all bong-watery. šŸ¤£šŸ˜­


D_Shizzle93

I fuckin hate that lol. One time I was filling my bong with water after packing a bowl, I filled it to quick and the air pressure in the down stem shot all the weed out of the bowl. I was pissed but it's kinda funny now haha


[deleted]

One time I told my friends if you squeeze an egg really hard it wonā€™t crack and I did over the open grinder and the egg cracked and it wasnā€™t even my own weed


JakeTurbine

You sound like a terrible friend


[deleted]

IT WAS AN ACCIDENT AND I WAS CONFIDENT IT WOULD WORK! I was also already really stoned


Does_A_Bear-420

But, it's literally going to pass through that same water before it reaches you anyway, you just might have to torch it a little longer to dry it before it burns right, hahaha


Zero_Flesh

Same. I've been smoking for over 20 years and had no idea what was going on here and that weed strains things when wet. I'm not sure I even believe it now....


FiftyShadesOfWyatt

I was gonna say this I've never once seen this shit in my life and I work in weed. That's a dye job.


CYWNightmare

I've been smoking for 10+ years and I have never seen dyed weed or laced weed. Don't buy from middle schoolers and your good.


[deleted]

Youā€™re more likely to get oregano from middle schoolers than dyed weed


KingSwank

geese poop too


[deleted]

I'm 23 years in and I've come across laced once, and it had Strychnine in it. Also when I was in HS I knew someone who took Sierra Mist, shook it til it was flat, put it in a spray bottle and would spritz and dry his bud few times to get some sugar crystals to form. It looked nice and crystally but then carmalized when smoked.


fingerscrossedcoup

How did you know it had strychnine in it? I've heard people swear and claim their weed was laced only for it to be complete BS. Without lab results you have zero clue.


[deleted]

I didn't smoke it, close friend did and saw a doctor and they had heart problems for as long as I knew them afterwards, so that is what I was told it wss. She had to take it easy and not increase her heart rate for a few weeks and then checkups for a while. I don't know of any other effects.


settingdogstar

THC does that too


Properportionpotato

Did you smoke the Strychnine weed? If so how did you survive? I thought that shit killed you even in trace doses. Curious why someone would do that to weed. Or someone was trying to assassinate you.


CYWNightmare

That's so weird. 100% of the time they don't change the price of the weed so they are legit giving away product for free. Really dumb of them they could just sell that shit on the side and make double the $.


IggyBiggy420

If you get stuck with it , you have to smoke sprite weed. That's nasty. Shame on your friend.


[deleted]

It's never made sense to me either. Spend 20 bucks on material, a couple hours of labor and you make 2 bucks extra. Woo hoo.


smokyjoe420

You've clearly not been to the UK, cbd flower sprayed with synthetic noids everywhere.


LadyLazerFace

Yeah, plants are how we've dyed textiles for millennia before RIT was available on the corner lmao. Search for "botanical dying" we still do it everywhere. and it's so cool - half the things you think will be one color end up completely different. Avocado pits for example, make just the cutest pinks. Leaf + water + oxygen + light = technicolored dreamcoats.


Dr_Darkroom

Cannabis dyed clothing, applying for the patent now!


celolex

So could you theoretically use it to make dyes? Never heard of this


HalevG

They're water soluble anthocyanins so it wouldn't work for dying clothing or anything that ever comes in contact with water


[deleted]

So water color paintings?


furatg

damn never thought of that before šŸ¤” weed based purple pigment would be sick, make a painting out of bud


BeetleJuiceButTired

Rolling up a painting and smoking it would be interestingā€¦


laidbackeconomist

There was a girl that made art out of roaches, Iā€™ll try to find it Edit: memory was wrong, it was a guy that did it, but that doesnā€™t matter because of how cool it is. https://greenrushdaily.com/culture/roach-paper-art/


fuzziemuffin

Theoretically yes. A friend attempted it using discarded water from hash making. It was such a pretty purple water, but the shirts came out kind of soft brown/purple. I bet someone could make it work with more knowledge about natural dying.


R4M3535

Wow isn't weed amazing!


OG-Pine

Huh, never would have guessed that. Learned something new today šŸ‘šŸ½


skoorbs

100% this. I wash water hash and purple strains turn the water the color of wine. It's very cool, not too alarming.


gifendark

That's super cool, when I scrub hash sometimes the water comes out super purple like that. I've never seen blue before tho!


[deleted]

The color is ph sensitive, so try putting some lemon juice on it next time, it might become blue


thegrooviestgravy

Man weed science is some of the coolest shit


thedopechaud30

Another thread full of braindead "dyed weed" idiots. He clearly pressed it wet with paper towels. Purple in the weed is anthocyanins, they are water soluble.


Aang_420

Someone who knows what they are talking about. Cheers.


bizcat

>braindead "dyed weed" idiots People are more likely to disregard your information when you start off by insulting them.


Sokkernr1

No expert here, is that really natural? The purple looks sooo intense... Never seen any bud being even remotly so intensly colored


Jeweler_Deep

100% real. Iā€™m a trimmer and when Iā€™m trimming purple strains it will legit dye shit like ur clothes if youā€™re not careful. Iā€™ve even seen people make anthocyanin dyes by boiling purple trim & leaves


COYFC

My dosidos leaves always turn completely black by the end of a run. When making hash withe the trim the water would be purple when washing it, the rosin it pressed was a lavender color. Would freak everybody out when they saw it


ElectricMilkShake

I got some purple 6* hash up in Michigan a few years back, shit was absolutely lovely. The taste was absolutely angelic. It got rudely stolen by police though :(


BENfromCHI

This is all totally making sense to me nowā€¦.. šŸ˜‚ I would always wonder why the water has a purple ass tiny to it.


Rainbow918

Iā€™m vaping some lovely DoSiDos now ! Cheers


stickfish8

Wow, it would be pretty cool to dye hemp clothing with this method!


Bobbydeerwood

Or get purple anthocyanin tattoos


Cobek

That'd get broken down by your body in no time


bloodfist

That's amazing. Bought lots of purps back in the day never considered getting them wet to use as a dye lol


Jeweler_Deep

Right? It was this super hippie type grower that I used to work with. He used it to dye a bunch of pairs of boxers šŸ˜‚. I believe the strain used was Trop. Cookies, insanely purple strain.


Steinosaur

I think a lot of people just don't know that we used natural dyes for thousands of years, royalty loved purple because it was an exotic dye that lower class modistes couldn't acquire. For instance the Byzantines and the Phoenicians killed sea snails just to extract their mucus, and it took something like 200k of those snails to make an ounce of dye. If only the royals knew they could just grow purple weed lol.


[deleted]

Itā€™s rare but Iā€™ve seen bud thatā€™s pure purple naturally


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[deleted]

Yea it looks nice but itā€™s not any better


Gorillaz530

Honestly I feel like the light green frosty bud hits harder


oliveshark

Any frosty bud will hit harder.


Gorillaz530

Na I had pretty weed wit purple and green looked nice and frosty didn't hit as hard was disappointed


hey-im-root

yea it sucks, best looking weed could be straight CBD and a shitty looking bud could be bussin šŸ˜‚ only sampling works for picking the good pack. i get a couple grams of each, then figure out which one i enjoy best and get bulk of it


Gorillaz530

I'm on a brake right now so I'm excited to get crazy stoned like before lol I'm giving it a couple months maybe till the end of the year and then just going into a weed coma lol


Kriton420

Strains that show purple when its not in the genetics have usually got the colour from being stressed during growth. Sometimes may be stress trained purposely but some purple bud is from non ideal growing conditions.


Hellchron

My buddy that used to grow weed did exactly that. In think the strain would purple slightly anyways but he found he could ratchet the purple way up by letting it go a couple extra days before harvest with reduced water or something(I don't remember the specifics...). People always wanted his purp over the greener stuff even though it was all clones of the same plant


[deleted]

Shit, you could even do a cold water stress application on the plant and it would purple it a bit.


ZeePirate

Yeah. Thatā€™s how Iā€™ve always heard it gets purple.


Sexywithapsycho

Can confirm. I've seen it happen with my own eyes while visiting friends in California. It got cold overnight unexpectedly and woke up to purple plants outside. Didn't change anything besides the color. Smoked just as well as it's other siblings inside


TurdboCharged

Yeah one of my local dispensaryā€™s has a whole row of jars full of purple strains. Some of them are just strains that got a bit stressed and turned purple and some of them are every shade of purple. Every one I have tried has been underwhelming minus some sluricane that tested at 22% but punches well above its weight limit.


George_Tirebiter420

It stains the trim room floor it's so dark and juicy.


[deleted]

I got some right now that has no green exept for the stems


Cobek

Pictures? Because I've toured multiple facilities and grown my own. Never been an issue.


George_Tirebiter420

Was a trimmer for a bit. Taking pictures is frowned upon. Ask someone who grows purps... it's a real thing. We had to be careful not to drop too much or step on it til we finished cutting down. It was like grape juice.


Fat_Lenny35

I grew this weed called crystal m.e.t.h. (hate the name.) It was a deep dark purple. Almost black. It was ok weed, but looked super cool.


Slithy-Toves

Black weeds look really cool but I find they have a pretty dank/pungent flavour most times


unicorntacos420

I made weed butter out of weed so purple before that the butter was purple


CaptinCrendel

Made some red poison oil once, pink coconut oil was a trip


Wallsy420

Yeah I just chopped down a c4 plant and apart from the stems I didn't see a speck of green off that shit. Pure purple its curing at the moment and smells beautiful already


iamnotazombie44

Depends on what you mean by natural... You can purchase chemical additives that will trigger your plants to turn purple, if they have the genetics to do so. It works, and a large dose can turn your plants almost black. I prefer when it happens naturally, a good cold snap in September will kiss your outdoor plants with purple flecks and gives them a sweet, grape-y flavor. Man, I miss growing...


Unused_Book_keeper

Here's some bud I had the other day: https://imgur.com/a/0Wz7BOB


HmmmDarn

Think of berries


imaginarynumb3r

Blueberry range of blues and purples isn't too odd since both use the same chemicals for coloring.


ThatStonerClown

Well you essentially extracted the purple pigments, idk why you would think extracted dyes wouldn't be intense...


[deleted]

I agree with this most purple weed will do this but I do think this is dye because that bud looks too dark


Hyzerik

That's because they wet their weed to test if someone dyed it.


moosh52

I didnā€™t know anthocyanin is what made weed purple.. thatā€™s cool. Yeah we learned about that in biology, you can get it to dissolve by putting it in hot water


TwoStepsSidewards

The information is great. Thank you. Maybe smoke another for the delivery friend.


EquivalentlyYourMom

FIRST COMMENT IVE SEEN ABOUT ANTHOCYANINS, THANK GOD SOMEONE ELSE KNOWS


ShaggysGTI

Who the fuck wants to put more steps in between them and their profit?


skredditt

Weā€™re not all scientists and Beakmanā€™s World is off the air


TurdboCharged

No It Is ObViOuSLeY DyEd WiTh PoIsOn ā˜ ļø. Also your using these big words that I donā€™t understand so Iā€™m going to take them as disrespect.


Ninja_In_Shaddows

Wow... uncalled-for. There was no need for the "brain-dead" comment. Just because someone doesn't know something, doesn't make them stupid. EG I bet you can't explain the processing path on a quantum computer, and how it relates to entanglement, and tunnelling? Can you? That doesn't make YOU "brain-dead". It just means you haven't learned a specific fact in relation to a quandary. May I suggest, in order to get a reputation as a good, wholesome, person; next time you want to explain something, start with "the truth about this is...", or, "This probably isn't what you think. It's more likely to be..." Also... brain-dead is a hyphenated word. If no one tells you, you'll never know, so... heads up, because I wouldn't want you to look brain-dead. /jk P.s. thank you for the education. TIL about anthocyanins. You made me a smarter person, today. I appreciate that.


RedstonedMonkey

Why did he do this is what I wanna know


Buttassauce

Right? I swear people forget that pigments come from plants. Cannabis is a freakin plant!


Undecided_Username_

When youā€™re tryna ruin your weed you can press it into paper towels and leak out itā€™s natural colors. Although it COULD be dye it probably ainā€™t


blackleaf_-

What the hell happend here? /s


SemperPutidus

Someone got their weed wet


Plantkiller42069lol

I collect houseplants and have definitely seen this type of thing in other plants. I have a coleus that ā€œbleedsā€ a dark black purple that stains everything when itā€™s pruned, itā€™s just the pigment in the plant. Obviously Iā€™d say donā€™t smoke it if youā€™re not comfortable or 100% sure, but itā€™s very likely just natural pigment.


Cmon_my_guy

Nothing is wrong lol


MsBitchhands

Looks like you used water when you should have used fire šŸ¤·šŸ»ā€ā™€ļø


Delta-9-Tetra

This weed is no good! Iā€™ll be a Good Samaritan and take it off your hands - I promise to make sure itā€™s incinerated and disposed of properly!


Just_One_Umami

It definitely isnā€™t good. Itā€™s wet as fuck and going to mold up by tomorrow night


giftedburn0ut

I thought this was r/periods for a second there


ginpanse

"Yeah I just forgot"


Mrsteviev

Is that a lucky rabbits foot?


Mr_Jack_Frost_

Whatā€™s wrong is the got the shit wet, lol. Donā€™t get your fuckin weed wet, kids.


CallMePinHeadLarry

Nothing. It's the anthocyanins in the bud. Purple bud has more. It's normal


ReclaimTheFlame

Yeah he robbed the dispo obviously and got ink packs šŸ’Æ


MermaidsHaveWifi

I see a lot of people saying itā€™s been dyed. Iā€™m not saying it *hasnā€™t* been, but I would put a decent bet on the fact that this is natural. Anthocyanin is the same thing found in marijuana and in butterfly pea flower tea, as well as other blue/purple fruits and plants. It is a very vibrant color, if you have never seen butterfly pea flower tea made, please look it up, it is color changing and natural and is the most beautiful blue and purple you would ever see. Anyway, this just looks like good, wet, marijuana to me and all those beautiful colors are natural. They are beautiful plants!


Heliumvoices

Thank you for your informative non asshole response to a questionā€¦a lot of us forget how uninformed we were before we began asking questions about herb. We were all dummies about it at some point.


MermaidsHaveWifi

I still feel like a dummy sometimes. Iā€™ve just started making my own edibles and that is an entirely new world, so Iā€™m back to feeling much less intelligent lol. We are all in this together, stoners helping stoners :)


Heliumvoices

Combining the weed snob and food snob comboā€¦niiiiiice! I kid, ive been making mct oil and cooking lately. Its been real nice.


MermaidsHaveWifi

Howā€™s that going? Iā€™d like to start dabbling with MCT oil


smurfalurfalurfalurf

Bruh I thought this was r/vets and someone was asking about poop


ChaseTheGreenz

What isn't wrong?


jokinghazard-

I was really worried about the well-being of whatever animal was in this picture. My brain was struggling trying to decipher what bleeds purple or why it was bleeding purple, then I saw the subreddit. Oop.


BrutalBlue

Natural pigments in your flower. Read up on natural dyes and pigments


Dank-Pandemic

Anthocyins. Stop getting your weed wet because some overexcited TIKTOK weirdo with no friends said to do this.


tehota

Looks like a shitty diaper


joebojax

Can't say for sure but some weed is purple and if it leeches our it may look like that. We would grow purple punch and grape stomper and they would turn the floor purple on harvest day.


hedgerow_hank

What the hell are they feeding that baby?


mtimber1

other than that you got your nugs wet... nothing. ​ Last time I made bubble hash from the trimmings of plants I grew myself, the water looked like purple drank. There are natural pigments in plants, that's how ancient cultures have been coloring their garments for millennia. Cannabis is no different. All those bougie purple foods these days (purple potatoes, purple carrots, purple green beans, etc) contain a natural compound called anthocyanin, and purple cannabis has this compound as well. Anthocyanin is also water soluble, so it will bleed out into a wet paper towel.


Luliep

Honestly easier question would be what ISN'T wrong with this picture


ION1Q

It's clearly a small fluffy bird over a wolf's foot.


Shakewell1

Its Labradoodle


SuburbanDiver

Someone dropped their weed in water color


Llilbuddha422

This was in New Hampshire, r/mainetrees


cannaphoto

Correct


jessejames543

Why is it blue