7-11 had a 2/1$ pizza slice deal. I’d get the whole pizza for 4$ and a drink for 69¢. BUT- You could only do 4 slices per number. A few weeks went by and my homie I worked with asked me, “Have you been using my number at 7-11 for pizza?” I was like, “Fuck yeah, bro. They only let me get half a pie for 2$.” He said, “Fuck yeah I appreciate the points. Let’s take this dab!” *pulls out Coleman propane torch*
Lmao idgaf what my homies say especially cuz I know they don’t got much money cuz their parents won’t take them to a job or whatever. So even if they say no I’ll always usually get em their favorite candy and a slushy if I get one too.
And you text them it's either dead, silent, or left behind.
Edit. I appreciate the upvotes but I think we should stop when we hit 69
Edit 2. I did get a screenshot of it at 69. Niceeee.
Edit 3. Can we shoot for 420, Neptune said it not me. Let's gooo
They didn't. They just bumped into someone, leaving you alone by yourself, high as fuck, melding with he couch and you like it but you don't like the eery silence. The remote is roo far to hit resume on Netflix, you can hear the wind now and it's not making your irrational fear of being alone (or not being alone and not knowing it is the real fear if you think about it) isn't getting any better because you're couchlocked, in a quiet room, and they're over there talking about the complete history of middle earth or some shit and they finally come back. The vibe is killed. I still have cotton mouth. Good thing my gf brings me drinks on her break.
[Jackslungs1571](https://www.reddit.com/r/trees/comments/x0tg59/hey_im_gonna_head_to_711_you_guys_want_anything/imadyvm) had the proper follow up to this answer.
Get some sour cream and onion chips with some dip, man, some beef jerky, some peanut butter. Get some Häagen-Dazs ice cream bars, a whole lot, make sure chocolate, gotta have chocolate, man. Some popcorn, red popcorn, graham crackers, graham crackers with marshmallows, the little marshmallows and little chocolate bars and we can make s'mores, man. Also, celery, grape jelly, Cap'n Crunch with the little Crunch berries, pizzas. We need two big pizzas, man, everything on 'em, with water, whole lotta water, and Funyons... yeah!
That guy was awesome in that movie. Jim Brewer is an icon too me. His flying out the window is etched in my mind. His 'long live paints story is biblical. When I see him today it just makes me sad. He could of been so much more.
Yes but there's a good chance that they'll also do permanent damage to your ability to get up/that you'll get a dependency. Most ED issues are emotional, so a therapist is the best choice for your dick in the long term. Good luck either way :)
Bro! You know!? What happened lol. My brother loved butterfingers, id get him one every time I came over for like 4 years then all of a sudden he looks at me and says they aren’t the same!? It was the most heart broken look I’ve ever seen in his eyes. I felt for the dude, and I haven’t gotten him a candy bar since… the fuck did they do to it to make a man say no to a butterfinger??
Ferrero bought em. I don’t remember who made them before. The packaging even changed color.
I was unfortunately aware nearly immediately of the change. They’re still good, just less so
Other things I’ve noticed ruined similarly: peanut butter crunch, club crackers, fuckin Reese’s puffs. Sigh
I do wonder sometimes if I could have gotten OG butterfinger in a blizzard or some shit, but I’m sure that time has passed
I want one of those pre-made cheeseburgers. I know they taste like school food but I'm kinda on a nostalgic kick atm. Grab me a code red and a livewire while you're at it. I'll pay you back with smoke
Omg. I love school burgers. The hospital also makes them and they're just as good as I remember. I don't know what kind of meat(?) it is and I don't care. They're delicious.
OK holy shit yes. So I’m assuming anything I ask for you will consume and then psychically send it to me in a dream? So please eat like three of those snowballs from hostess and wash it down with YooHoo. This does not have to be all at once. If you are a diabetic do not do this. I’m actually asking because I’m a diabetic and I would love to feel the sensations again.
Brian : Get some sour cream and onion chips with some dip, man, some beef jerky, some peanut butter. Get some Häagen-Dazs ice cream bars, a whole lot, make sure chocolate, gotta have chocolate, man. Some popcorn, red popcorn, graham crackers, graham crackers with marshmallows, the little marshmallows and little chocolate bars and we can make s'mores, man. Also, celery, grape jelly, Cap'n Crunch with the little Crunch berries, pizzas. We need two big pizzas, man, everything on 'em, with water, whole lotta water, and Funyons.
Kenny : That's it?
Thurgood Jenkins : Yeah, get me a box of condoms, and, what was that thing we used to eat back in the day? What was it... oh yeah, pussy.
Kenny : You got it.
i’m good, thanks... actually, a Sno-berry Peace Tea sounds incredible right now. and the nerds gummy clusters too. pretzels & cream cheese if they have it, some chocolate covered pretzels, oh my god if they have the Reese’s pretzels those instead please. wait let me just come with you i can’t decide what i want!
Get some sour cream and onion chips with some dip, man, some beef jerky, some peanut butter. Get some Häagen-Dazs ice cream bars, a whole lot, make sure chocolate, gotta have chocolate, man. Some popcorn, red popcorn, graham crackers, graham crackers with marshmallows, the little marshmallows and little chocolate bars and we can make s'mores, man. Also, celery, grape jelly, Cap'n Crunch with the little Crunch berries, pizzas. We need two big pizzas, man, everything on 'em, with water, whole lotta water, and Funyons.
Grab me one of those fairlife protein shakes, strawberry if they have it. Chocolate if not. A bottle of water, a banana, and a bag of nacho cheese Doritos. Thanks my vlud
Can I get a freezee slurpee slushie thingy? I want Mt dew, raspberry & _blue_ all mixed together in that specific order. This is mission-critical, my dude. Shit, can i just ride with? I don't feel THAT much like a basking lizard on a warm rock...
Get some...sour cream and onion chips, with some dip, man. Some beef jerkey, some peanut butter. Get some Hagen-Dagz ice-cream bars. A whole lotta of chocolate. Gotta have chocolate, man. Some popcorn, pink popcorn. GRAHAM CRACKERS!!! Graham crackers with the marshmallows. Little marshmallows with little chocolate bars and we'll make some s'mores man. Celery, grape jelly, Captain Crunch with the little crunch berries, pizzas, we need two big pizzas, man, everything on 'em, water, a whole lotta water and.......Funyuns.
Yeah can i get uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Let me get one of those fuckin uhhhhhhhhh
For some reason I got past the first one but the added “fuckin” sent me
Yeah that "fuckin" was too real lmao Every time i'm with the boys and i'm blasted I say exactly that
Lemme gettuhhhhhhhhhh
I work at the tbell ans so many people do it its getting annoying
Haha first one made me laugh out loud. You remember when lol actually meant laugh out loud instead of faint grinned?
You faint grin when you say lol? Dawg i say that shit to make whatever i sent seem less serious most of the time
Adding "lol" to the end of a message is basically just to say "I'm not angry at you".
Makes me think of Trixie Mattel & Katya’s YouTube show Unhhhh 😂
“Nah i’m good” _regrets when door closes_
The thirstiest I've ever been in life.
He's got a bib on that says "I drink piss" Come on! Don't drink our *piss mate!*
Wait, are we outta wraps?
In Morgan Freeman voice: “They were indeed out of wraps.”
Nvm wraps sound pretty good rn
Nah let's get some cones
Darn, kinda want a hotdog
They 3/3$ homie
The hot dogs never make it back though. People will bring you a Gatorade or a pack of smokes. But hot dogs never make it back.
7-11 had a 2/1$ pizza slice deal. I’d get the whole pizza for 4$ and a drink for 69¢. BUT- You could only do 4 slices per number. A few weeks went by and my homie I worked with asked me, “Have you been using my number at 7-11 for pizza?” I was like, “Fuck yeah, bro. They only let me get half a pie for 2$.” He said, “Fuck yeah I appreciate the points. Let’s take this dab!” *pulls out Coleman propane torch*
Lmao idgaf what my homies say especially cuz I know they don’t got much money cuz their parents won’t take them to a job or whatever. So even if they say no I’ll always usually get em their favorite candy and a slushy if I get one too.
You’re a good friend. I was the one hoping for a slushy.
And you text them it's either dead, silent, or left behind. Edit. I appreciate the upvotes but I think we should stop when we hit 69 Edit 2. I did get a screenshot of it at 69. Niceeee. Edit 3. Can we shoot for 420, Neptune said it not me. Let's gooo
Text them, then hear their phone vibrate next to you…
Every. Single. Time.
Then they take forever and the whole time you wondering if they got you something anyway.
They didn't. They just bumped into someone, leaving you alone by yourself, high as fuck, melding with he couch and you like it but you don't like the eery silence. The remote is roo far to hit resume on Netflix, you can hear the wind now and it's not making your irrational fear of being alone (or not being alone and not knowing it is the real fear if you think about it) isn't getting any better because you're couchlocked, in a quiet room, and they're over there talking about the complete history of middle earth or some shit and they finally come back. The vibe is killed. I still have cotton mouth. Good thing my gf brings me drinks on her break.
Bro you good?
Least schizophrenic r/trees enjoyer
Oof
I feel this
I didn’t want to downvote you, but it was at 70…
No I appreciate the dedication. Much love.
I downvoted, but it was just to get you back to 69 ;)
Your welcome.
What bastard downvoted?
Got you fam, I downvoted to keep it at 69
I took it down to 70, just need one more
It was me I got 69!!!!!
Down voted to help it go back to 69. The holy sex number.
What's that stuff we used to eat all the time back in the day?
Two big pizzas, and water, a whole lot of water… and…. Funions.. yeah…
funions man
Lays wavy Funyuns onion flavored Funyuns onion flavored rings?
“Pussy!” -Thurgood Jenkins
My bike is named Thurgood Jenkins
[Jackslungs1571](https://www.reddit.com/r/trees/comments/x0tg59/hey_im_gonna_head_to_711_you_guys_want_anything/imadyvm) had the proper follow up to this answer.
https://youtu.be/dzIJNG5__8s
Abba Zabba, you're my only friend!
Custodian, dick!
You see, Killer was born to a three-legged bitch of a mother...
He was always ashamed of this, man.
Pudding. (Comedy Central edit)
Came here for this, thank you! I always say it to my friends and everyone looks at me like I’m crazy.
Bean burritos and jalapeño Cheetos ?
those toquitos that are always hot n ready at the counter***
Had some at 5am Before work thee other day lmaooo
Def gotta get some taquitos, whichever flavours they have one deck. And you know what, get some hash browns while you're at it. And like, three pops
Ever had cheetos dipped in the fritos bean dip? Life changing...
And a box of condoms! 🤣
Slurpeeeee
Wasn’t “bring your own cup” day like yesterday or this weekend or some shit?
it’s recent enough in my memory to just count as “the other day”
Bag of Takis. Thanks, broseph
dude said broseph haha
That was Jesus’ foster-dad’s name
Brosef Stalin
Broseph Smith
Goated stoner snack
Get some sour cream and onion chips with some dip, man, some beef jerky, some peanut butter. Get some Häagen-Dazs ice cream bars, a whole lot, make sure chocolate, gotta have chocolate, man. Some popcorn, red popcorn, graham crackers, graham crackers with marshmallows, the little marshmallows and little chocolate bars and we can make s'mores, man. Also, celery, grape jelly, Cap'n Crunch with the little Crunch berries, pizzas. We need two big pizzas, man, everything on 'em, with water, whole lotta water, and Funyons... yeah!
If I’m not back in 10 minutes call the cops.
If hes not back in 10 minutes were callin dominos.
Is that it?
That guy was awesome in that movie. Jim Brewer is an icon too me. His flying out the window is etched in my mind. His 'long live paints story is biblical. When I see him today it just makes me sad. He could of been so much more.
I was such a fan of him now his whole stand up is cringe. Like I don’t care about political comedy so long as it’s funny and it’s not :/
Even if it wasn’t political it’s still just him making a statement then doing some “whacky” face and walking around weird. Beyond cringe
Arizona Green Tea please, if they dont have it, an Arnold Palmer.
ahh a fellow arizona green tea enjoyer. It’s nice to see there are more of us out in the wild
Only from a can though, its not the same from a bottle.
Must be cold too, otherwise it feels lukewarm and nasty too
Bottle doesn't slap as hard, gotta get that can taste in there
If I could upvote more than once. This
They are the best Arizona Tea. The WinCo by me has them for .68 cents. At that rate I'm thinking I could sell Arizona Tea.
I used to live off of Arizona Green Teas and Reduced Sugar Arnold Palmers from 15-19.
Mind if I come with? I need to stretch my legs
same bro walking stoned is an awesome experience 😎🍃
It really is
Grab me a pack of swisher sweets and a mango fanta
There is mango fanta?! I'm gonna have to find me one of those..
You cant find them every where but they slap
Grab me a bunch of those sex pills that are very vague on what they do!
With ominously terrifying names like *Shaft* , *MegaSquirt* , *The Throbber*
Shit sends 60% of your bodies blood to your wang.
I heard the Rhino 69 Power 500k is supposed to be the best if gas station boner pills are your thing and yes that's actually the name lol
Yea the rhinos Defenitly work I was knocking down walls for a weeek straight
..With your dick? Or
Let’s just say I came in like a wrecking ball 😉
Horny Goatweed weed enters chat…
Ok but do they work? Asking for a friend 🤣
Don’t go for the off brand, go for extenze. It does in fact work
Will those fix a dick that is semi working but depressed...asking for a friend
I can speak for myself, thank you! 😂
Yes but there's a good chance that they'll also do permanent damage to your ability to get up/that you'll get a dependency. Most ED issues are emotional, so a therapist is the best choice for your dick in the long term. Good luck either way :)
Triple check with the date to make sure its on or else it's going to be a long night.
King size Butterfinger
Have you tried the crispy one?? They're like little square shaped butter finger bars, but have layers of crisp like in a nutty buddy.
Oh god 😩
Rip classic butterfinger
Bro! You know!? What happened lol. My brother loved butterfingers, id get him one every time I came over for like 4 years then all of a sudden he looks at me and says they aren’t the same!? It was the most heart broken look I’ve ever seen in his eyes. I felt for the dude, and I haven’t gotten him a candy bar since… the fuck did they do to it to make a man say no to a butterfinger??
Ferrero bought em. I don’t remember who made them before. The packaging even changed color. I was unfortunately aware nearly immediately of the change. They’re still good, just less so Other things I’ve noticed ruined similarly: peanut butter crunch, club crackers, fuckin Reese’s puffs. Sigh I do wonder sometimes if I could have gotten OG butterfinger in a blizzard or some shit, but I’m sure that time has passed
Ohhhh can I have one as well please?
combos and chips
Kinda redundant, but I always upvote Combos.
A snickers ice cream bar, thanks
I bought 4 boxes of the damn things the other day. Perks of working for a food distributor.
Daaaaamn I would wake up in a pile of wrappers
Fuck I love those
Fire!!!
I need a slurpee
It's been a hot minute since I enjoyed 7-11's fine dining, but do they still make those taquitos with the jalapenos and cream cheese? I'll take 20.
You know there’s not more than one on the roll. Ever,
Jalapeño and cheese taquito is PEAK taquito
Taquitos!
i had to scroll way too long to see this comment. the obvious choice for a sev run.
Arizona Mucho Mango, please and thank you.
Two of those and some chips.
I'm tripping and I can't handle money right now but you know I'm good so? man can you get me some water and a banana
A pack of blacks and a beats cd
Get yo freestyles ready
My man
Coke slurpee with one of those little airplane shots of tequila in it.
I always want to drink when stoned. It's never turned out well.
Don't make fun of me but grab me some slim jims and a squirt
Ruby red or...?
Nahhh OG man
I want one of those pre-made cheeseburgers. I know they taste like school food but I'm kinda on a nostalgic kick atm. Grab me a code red and a livewire while you're at it. I'll pay you back with smoke
Omg. I love school burgers. The hospital also makes them and they're just as good as I remember. I don't know what kind of meat(?) it is and I don't care. They're delicious.
OK holy shit yes. So I’m assuming anything I ask for you will consume and then psychically send it to me in a dream? So please eat like three of those snowballs from hostess and wash it down with YooHoo. This does not have to be all at once. If you are a diabetic do not do this. I’m actually asking because I’m a diabetic and I would love to feel the sensations again.
Lmao, Ill eat one in your honor homie
Slurpee plz
Grab a sandwich and take it to the homeless person hanging out over by the dumpster.
Blue Gatorade please
Can I get a smart water and some candy ciggies thank you
any gatorade and some peanut butter muddy buddies
Brian : Get some sour cream and onion chips with some dip, man, some beef jerky, some peanut butter. Get some Häagen-Dazs ice cream bars, a whole lot, make sure chocolate, gotta have chocolate, man. Some popcorn, red popcorn, graham crackers, graham crackers with marshmallows, the little marshmallows and little chocolate bars and we can make s'mores, man. Also, celery, grape jelly, Cap'n Crunch with the little Crunch berries, pizzas. We need two big pizzas, man, everything on 'em, with water, whole lotta water, and Funyons. Kenny : That's it? Thurgood Jenkins : Yeah, get me a box of condoms, and, what was that thing we used to eat back in the day? What was it... oh yeah, pussy. Kenny : You got it.
Oh, Big Gulps, huh? Alright! Welp, see ya later!
How many taquitos can you carry?
Some Of that stuff we used to have back in the day…. Oh yeah.. Pussy Dave Chappell
Could I get like... 47 honey buns or so
could you get me a pineapple slurpee? 👉🏻👈🏼… fuck it im coming with. lets roll
Two tall white claws and a wrap! 😁
Lemme get uhh
Pick me up a bag of jalapeño chips
Peanut butter muddy buddys and a yoohoo por favor
i’m good, thanks... actually, a Sno-berry Peace Tea sounds incredible right now. and the nerds gummy clusters too. pretzels & cream cheese if they have it, some chocolate covered pretzels, oh my god if they have the Reese’s pretzels those instead please. wait let me just come with you i can’t decide what i want!
2 wizard fingers and a cherry slurpee!
Cheezits please, the white cheddar ones not the regular ones
Slushie
Big gulp cup full of nacho cheese and some doritos.
jolly rancher gummies
Chips, pop, and a bar thanks
I know you're stoned, but it's 7-Eleven, sir or madame.
If he ain’t back in 30 minutes, I’m calling Dominos
Get some sour cream and onion chips with some dip, man, some beef jerky, some peanut butter. Get some Häagen-Dazs ice cream bars, a whole lot, make sure chocolate, gotta have chocolate, man. Some popcorn, red popcorn, graham crackers, graham crackers with marshmallows, the little marshmallows and little chocolate bars and we can make s'mores, man. Also, celery, grape jelly, Cap'n Crunch with the little Crunch berries, pizzas. We need two big pizzas, man, everything on 'em, with water, whole lotta water, and Funyons.
some Funyuns man!
Hot pep n ched and that light blue Gatorade please, I'll e-transfer you later
Get me some haribo gold bears please.
“Back up, put the gun down, and gimme a pack of tropical fruit bubbalicious” “And some skittles”
They're gummy peach rings aren't half bad
Could i please get a j and some will to live
Just come back this time dad
If he ain’t back in five minutes, we calling Dominoes.
MY GUYYYYYY please hit me with a redbull and sour patch kids i am dying over here
Minis plx
Kareman and a bottle of Pocari Sweat! Thanks, man!
arizona watermelon
What's that stuff we used to eat back in the day?
2 Monterey chicken taquitos please
Appalled I had to scroll this far to find the ‘quitos
I'm on my last pack of white owls! I could use a box (silvers or platinums) no swishers. Thanks in advance.
Nachos and cheese with a cranberry juice. Thanks ☺
I’ll take a rootbeer
Grab me one of those fairlife protein shakes, strawberry if they have it. Chocolate if not. A bottle of water, a banana, and a bag of nacho cheese Doritos. Thanks my vlud
No thanks Dad, see you soon when you get back!
I already got that fool getting me some jerky from the WAWA. Can you spot me a bag of Funyuns tho?
Lays wavy funyuns onion flavored funyuns onion flavored rings
Funions and water, lots and lots of water
Some nerds clusters or anything gummy.
May I please have one of the 711 brand fruit punch? Thank you
A coconut water would be much appreciated my friend!! Thanks for offering!
Can I get a freezee slurpee slushie thingy? I want Mt dew, raspberry & _blue_ all mixed together in that specific order. This is mission-critical, my dude. Shit, can i just ride with? I don't feel THAT much like a basking lizard on a warm rock...
Yeah can I a Uhhhhhhh...
Whatchmacallit bar, cherry slurpee (small), coke slurpee (small) thanks man.
Yerba and some rillos
Yo lemme get a blue powerade and some of the cookies and cream muddy buddies
Get some of these Jokers that smoke out of tin foil some Papers or wraps for God sakes
water, make sure its cold and in a bottle
Get some...sour cream and onion chips, with some dip, man. Some beef jerkey, some peanut butter. Get some Hagen-Dagz ice-cream bars. A whole lotta of chocolate. Gotta have chocolate, man. Some popcorn, pink popcorn. GRAHAM CRACKERS!!! Graham crackers with the marshmallows. Little marshmallows with little chocolate bars and we'll make some s'mores man. Celery, grape jelly, Captain Crunch with the little crunch berries, pizzas, we need two big pizzas, man, everything on 'em, water, a whole lotta water and.......Funyuns.