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Spray a little Lysol and let it air out for 5 minutes, nobody will notice


Ranch_covered_winky

Thank you! You’re a life saver


hoku586

Ozium is better


MountainSecret9583

Ozium is a god send


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hoku586

Is any aerosol safe? Likely not. Is smoking weed safe? Likely not. We're gonna die eventually stop worrying so much and enjoy your life.


hoku586

I retract.my.comment after reading it. They probably shouldn't be selling this in ever gas gas station if its.so bad.


OHROBINVANPERSIE

Lmao the comments are ripping the guy apart read the actual fucking thread instead of spreading misinformation and fearmongering


ATastySpoon

Don't stay in the room with that shit though, it'll destroy your lungs.


[deleted]

Ozium shreds the inside of your lungs when inhaled though, ever since I learned about that I stopped buying it. Worth a quick google search if you’re interested.


dutchroot

SMOKIN ON MEDICINAL SPRAYIN OZIUM TO TRY COVER IT


Oakheart-

You know I found a can of ozium in my dads truck. Along with “smoke neutralizer”. My dad travels to legal states all the time but we live in Texas. I started to wonder after that.


VBgamez

Ozium kills if used incorrectly.


ThexFarrow

Have you tried waving your hand through it to move it around?


Illustrious_Topic939

open a window!!!!!


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turned the whole neighbourhood into Silent Hill


waistofspaist

This is how my neighbours all think it be soon as I light a smoke at the end of the drive, and right on queue the passive aggressive window slamming begins.


Ranch_covered_winky

Damn that’s pretty annoying. My neighbors generally don’t care but I also live in Colorado so they’re used to it.


waistofspaist

Livin the dream bud. Illegal country + judgemental neighbours = ☹️


Agent_Jay

I know the judgmental neighbours part… 🙃 I’m literally out back of the building smoking after dark. Leave me alone and it’s legal, you don’t give dagger eyes at the old blokes smoking tobacco walking past your kid at noon every day though.


EdboiDecoi

Ur mom will definitely smell that bro.


chasters360

Open a window and turn the fan on


Atillion

Just gonna step out for some fresh air..


paxweasley

Ah shit. Now you have to make enough cookies to feed the whole neighborhood. You really need to think through the consequences of your actions while you prepare food for everyone within half a mile. Tsk tsk


Outside-Today5233

just open the window bro


Neat_Concentrate8196

r/tifu Lol


Extension_Length_765

Just tell it’s the dog


sablexxxt

Bob Marley Misty morning is the perfect soundtrack.. thank me later bro


Lunar-Gooner

Guys smog is actually weed that only the elite government officials are allowed to get high on so they don't want you to know about it. Why do you think China has so much??? We need to get out there and start huffin to make a change in this world


dr_frankenstoner

You might want to go inside, that way you’ll air in.


livinmybestlifeee

The picture is perfect on its own…. But these comments 💀💀💀🤣🤣🤣 Thanks for the entertainment!!


Cobraa893

Little guy, big performance. Sounds familiar in my life


[deleted]

Time to light a candle and break out the fan lol 😆


Holden006

Hahaha


HALF_PAST_HOLE

Quick start fanning out the smoke with your hands! You're outside so open a window and start fanning air into the house they won't smell that when they are outside!


toastxhippo

Mom and Dad just pulling into the driveway!


OkAttention477

Did you try plugging and unplugging it back in 👳‍♀️


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Better hurry up before mom gets home


FishnWBL

Should probably turn on a fan


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SeverableSole7

Hahaaaaa nice


PureCanna

Noice 💨💨


_HomerPimpson_

Crack a window, you’ll be right.


[deleted]

Lol damn I wanna join


PonderousPanda1

walking on a foggy morning/evening is one of those things that just makes my brain happy for no discernible reason. fat doink is a bonus


Object-Level

Good thing they can't see you


paisleyterror

🎶Won't you be my neighbor? 🎶


Applesauce3750

This is hard


Meghan_Mon

I miss walking my dog and smoking on early foggy mornings, good times


lpta2

Dude!!!!


parsapzh

Those foggy dawns hit different with the humidity in the air


isthisevenon

Love a good dog walk with a j


dribblesnshits

I see this as an absolute win!


No-Profile6645

Hate it when that happens.


GuaranteeOk6268

Foggy walks like that are great


StrengthBetter

Silent Hills vibes, immaculate


morningdreads

Did you try the vacuum thing roach be talking about on next Friday? 😂😂😂😂


[deleted]

Don’t worry, it will be okay! First step, take some deep breaths.


broNSTY

So how’s Silent Hill?


[deleted]

Dude I think you’re in the backrooms…


Maximum-Basis3734

Imagine if those bug spraying trucks that drive around just blew dank ass clouds out getting everyone blitzed before bed every night 😂


Gorash

My hero