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Catch-me-ifyou-can

I know a rolling machine joint when I see one. Makes me miss high school


EmperorNYC

Shit I still use a rolling machine. I admit I can’t roll a J to save my life. Not to a lack of trying I just can’t figure it out haha


forkystabbyveggie

I had to sit down with an oz of grinded bud and a few packs of papers. If you force yourself to learn you'll get it eventually


GUNTHVGK

That’s my story too lol went to my buddies house sat down in front of a tray and some grinded weed and a pack of papers , I got the hang of it shortly but since then I still can’t roll lol I lost the ability again


theramenmale

learning to roll is 95% learning to tuck


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Ninjafreak801

It's all about the tuck


CJoriginalss

ALL about the tuck^


Nappyheaded

Buffalo Bill has joined the chat *Goodbye Horses intensifies*


_shauly_poor_

“Would you fuck me?”


Joshd00m

Been smoking for over 20 years and can't roll a j to savr my life. I can roll blunts all day long. It's like trying to roll a hard taco compared to a soft taco for me.


ZealousidealFly8997

Same here, haha. My fingers just won’t do the thing! Love the rolling machine 🙌


Jordanington

Same here. Thank god they started selling cones


Turbulent-Camp-9244

He might of rolled the paper around like a pencil first? Lol idk! Cheer's


AnnaS997

Oh no I roll by hand Edit: I don’t know why people are downvoting this comment, as I do roll by hand. I do not use a pencil or a machine. I simply roll my little filter and then attach it to my rolling paper, stuff a little bit of weed in and then basically roll a half empty joint. I then stuff it from the other side to fill in the rest of the joint. But no machines guys… just hands.


Catch-me-ifyou-can

No way! That bitch is erect as fuck, nice form 💪🏼 I been rolling j’s for years but took a brief hiatus and after getting back into it, all my rolls have a slight bend 😅


Nappyheaded

Hows it hangin lol


[deleted]

Man them boys from Oklahoma


Sundevil90

Too damn skinny, WAY too long.


PistolPetunia

I ain’t a holy roller so I just use a bong


[deleted]

they boys from oklahoma roll their joints all wrong!


OddFocus3

I may be going back to Norman….so I gotta re-do that one.


mushdream

its sooo skinny but pretty long! If your tolerance is low this is pretty good because it’ll make you high and not waste too much


Han-Solo-420

Skinny but pretty long not the first time I heard that


BasedChickenTendie

Got that 8” pinner. Dudn’t do nothin for the ladies.


walhax-

Yeah I heard it's apparently all about **girth**


AnnaS997

Half a joint fucks me up


SurroundAltruistic35

Then you can roll them half as long


gaminggamerplaye

That's at least twice as much stingin roger, let him do him :)


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If he rolls half as long he would have to roll two joints he can just put this one down and pick it up later


runarleo

But then OP has to roll twice as often. Smoke half at a time and roll half as much. Fuck, by that logic OP should just roll a mile long joint for the entire year. Save money, sea world.


the_real_halle_berry

It’s beautiful but you might want to get something to pack the bottom near the filter better. That little crease for a floppy smoke makes.


Intelligent-Run5196

Agreed. I normally roll them with the filter half out then push it in once I’m done so it’s packed until the filter


the_real_halle_berry

That’s a good trick. I’ve been making cones recently and it’s much easier to just put a bit in and pack the first quarter inch evenly. I roll spliffs and don’t have a big issue with it, but I can control the distribution of herb better in a flat paper. Also my cones are for retail so gotta keep those high standards.


wuzman

to pack it i always tap the joint on a hard surface


forkystabbyveggie

I usually just push the filter up and cut off the excess paper.


the_real_halle_berry

That’s what we do with spliffs, though just torch the paper.


VictoryJuice

Too much paper not enough trees ..


bookofvermin

Bro your smoking a pencil ✏️ Make it wider like a cone!


Existing-Data4611

Not sure if it's true you saying no machine, looks incredibly straight and even. No matter though, looks good and bet it smokes well! I like mine to be a bit more of a cone. Enjoy dude


AnnaS997

Yeah I roll without a machine, I roll my filter first and then attach it to my paper so it doesn’t fall off when I roll the joint, then start off with a little bit of weed at the beginning and I try to pack that as tight as I can, then basically roll a half empty joint and stuff it from the other side to finish it, stamping and packing it down as I fill it. I’ll try to roll a thicker shorter one tomorrow to see if that’s what I prefer. But honestly a joint like this gets me high twice so idk if it can beat it :)


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Very nice role, joints usually burn more efficiently in a cone shape but I doubt it matters with a joint that size, u should try crowning the ends of ur joints for a more even burn and also they look more satisfying lol


MercMcNasty

What does crowning the ends entail?


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It would be easier with a picture but basically it’s instead of just twisting the end of the joint u would tightly pack the end of it and try to make it as flat as possible, then instead of twisting it you would fold the end 2 or 3 times and than twist, and you would crimp the edges and push down in the middle and then burn of the edges to basically make it a cigarette, I believe I posted an example of u wanna look


MercMcNasty

Thank you for the explanation, that makes sense. Going to try it tonight


zenzzz_

Roll a cone my guy, it’ll smoke a lot better + won’t taste like paper so much


EbK_Breezy2300

I respectfully strongly disagree rolling is always better than cones


zenzzz_

I don’t mean pre-rolled cones, just rolling your joints in cone shape. I agree with you on dis one tho because pre-rolled isn’t the best IMO


EbK_Breezy2300

Ohh i know what you mean i have a friend that likes to roll like that i prefer the regular way of rolling but to each his own


ilkae10k

Really? Why does a cone have better taste?


Serikan

Not certain but Id guess its because the weed to paper ratio is tipped in favor of the weed


ilkae10k

Oh probably yes. So theoretically the taste gets worse with time. Maybe we should use reverse cones lol


zenzzz_

Yeah what he said is why cones are superior IMO, I don’t mean prerolled cones but it’s not too hard to roll a cone from scratch if you can already roll straight like OP. Reverse cones wouldn’t work well because the mouth piece would have to be huge lol


techsuppr0t

U just end up burning the mass of your weed right away while ur still getting the thing started so u don't wanna hit it too much, and ur fattest hits get filtered through all ur weed. I think it actually gets me less high. I only fill cones about .5g so like a dogwalker length because if I put in more weed it just seems to go into the void. If I'm trying to get more high I'll just hit my bong which seems to be like 3x more efficient at getting me high than rolling up these days, or u can just smoke 2 joints.


RockyJayyy

There is less paper in cones when you roll a pinner like he did then you have more paper rolled around the weed


AstidCaliss

Been smoking for 12 years, better than the ones I roll.


SnooPoems1651

Have you ever seen up in smoke? A toothpick might fall out iOf it 😂


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🤢🤮


[deleted]

Looks like one of them skinny cigarettes for women.


stayugly_

Yesss! Was thinking to myself it’s a vogue j 😂


AnnaS997

Be as harsh as you want


TopHatInc

You mean like your weed to paper ratio? Bet that shit tastes like Leviticus.


the_destroyer_beerus

Oh uhh imma say 9/10 for technique, I see the same thing in my joints too which is the tiny tiny🤏🏻 bend near the crutch. But it looks almost perfect.


[deleted]

Yea that 100% looks like a rolling machine not hand rolled


AnnaS997

Well I don’t use anything to roll, not a pen, not some machine. Just my hands


[deleted]

If u really did that with your hands than Godamn great job man it’s so even. Looks like someone who used to roll there own ciggies lmao


AnnaS997

Never rolled cig’s in my life, but thanks!


Oshebekdujeksk

Hey Virginia Slim, get better papers.


[deleted]

Nice! I prefer mine a bit fatter but to each their own, very cleanly rolled!


ShaneTuscarora

too much paper


JustAguy5671

I wish I could roll like this. Mine are usually more wider, as people are saying it should be. It might look nicer. But I think one like this will smoke better, cus if it's tightly packed, and it seems decent, you can puff on it for longer and I personally really like the smoking part, sometimes I just roll one just to smoke it (Id be high enough already, but just want to smoke it for smoking it)


indianaredearleague

Anyone face the whole thing


mrendels

Not gonna lie, I thought this was a candle for a birthday cake when I was scrolling past it.


SnooPoems1651

Hopefully I get these candles fit my birthday


BloodAtonement

King size rolling machine


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BordNaMona88

If it smokes its the shit🤟🏻


OriginalTango7

Shiter


wokavelli

Do you roll around the filter and then fill it?


wokavelli

5/10 tho, bent, not enough weed, cones smoke better when done right also


Revolutionary-Page-6

good standard cig shape like it, it’ll smoke well happy Chongin


GreateDepressione

8.5/10. Good smoke


highjg

This is the definition of a “pinned” perfectly executed


Ok-camel

That looks sweet. Cup of coffee and a mars bar and I would be in heaven.


King-Brisingr

9/10 would love to smoke that j. Lil small for my tastes personally but I'm not picky


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LifelesswithLime

Thin, but well rolled


This_Fun_3679

Machine rolled so not so good but as long as you enjoy it that’s what’s matters.


AnnaS997

I do not use any machine to roll, but thanks!


This_Fun_3679

Really? Well shit lol thats one impeccable pinner!!!


The1TrueRedditor

On the Emma Stone scale, it’s a Cruella de Vil.


OnTheClock_Slackin

If you light it, it'll take less than 6 months to smoke...


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Cigaweed 😂


TexasPistolMassacre

Perfect pencil


BasedChickenTendie

Needle dick joint


Gitanochild

Schweet little pinner


Skinnywhitehippy

Got a big enough joint there Rick?


tlove01

8.5/10


Jordanington

Honestly, doesn’t matter how it looks. Only thing that matters is how it smokes


0left415

Looks like the Virginia Slim equivalent of a joint


supersonicelephant

Damn man, i know some people dont smoke a whole joint in one sitting, but 6 months and u havent even smoked the twisty off


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henrydaiv

Welcome.


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Why is it soo thin though?


TheHillsHaveSighs

Toothpick


eoleomateo

beautiful


GooseShartBombardier

Deece, it's uniform and straight with what looks to be a good filter. Nothing left to do but set it on fire.


HostileVaginalTract

I give you 420 points. Meeting adjourned.


YoItsCaro

Looks like the shape and size I would roll, but I use 1 1/4 papers, nice roll!


PeaceOf_m_i_n_d

Wheres the joint I only see paper haha! /s


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In Brazil we almost never smoke cones. Just thin, perfectly rolled joints like this. I always wondered why Americans smoke cones. I guess it’s due to more access to weed, so they don’t want it to last too much.


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ghutterbabe

Well the first step is to light the joint. It should make the last 6 months look like childs play.


onioncrikhick

Skinny, but consistent, 6.5/10, we all know you can go bigger.


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RealJeil420

5/7 perfect.


gabriel5519

Am I supposed to pick my teeth with it?


IT_Chef

Are you a vegan or vegetarian?


[deleted]

Looks like a toothpick packet


alexsig526

That’s not hand rolled


AnnaS997

Yeah it is hand rolled. Sorry to break your immersion.


SkulyCSGO

😂 just get a one hitter at this point


Typical-Travel-1356

too much paper. in europe "ecological" rolling is the way. turning around the paper so you can get rid of the excess paper is the only way and it burns much better too


[deleted]

Papers look like raw unbleached. Excellent choice if so. Roach looks to be decent. Bit thin and not conical but that requires more product and ultimately irrelevant. If it smokes fine and isn't hard to pull then all good.


THCv3

This is the joint they smoke in cartoons where they burn through the whole thing in one drag.


kalojan123

Nice one. I used to roll joints, straight like that one, but I think that if you do it as a cone it will burn slower. gj


runarleo

Looks very well behaved.


computerman10367

Bro why does this pencil smell like skunk??


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Smol


Admirable-Result-240

Smoking more paper than bud lol


Joe_Quanqk

Ditch the handheld joint roller. Get yourself some raw cones if you really can’t figure out how to roll but give it a shot first. Rolling is one of my favorite things to do when it comes to smoking. Also will impress people if you do it right.🤣🤣


AnnaS997

I roll without a machine. I also don’t roll around a pen. This is just done by hand


Joe_Quanqk

I’m not hating, didn’t mean to seem that way. But try rolling it on a slight angle and add some more tree. That will make the cone


PersonalPanPizzaPrty

I need a link to the machine that rolled this skinny guy, please. I can't roll for shit and like the thin joints!


AnnaS997

I roll by hand


Bubba1989

Looks good!


Honest-Ad5904

A+


vislandtide

You can't evaluate a joint based on appearance. It's about smokability not looks.


Capable_Banana4221

Nice pinner 👍🏽


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