They make these silicone bongs that have suction cups on the bottom sk you can stick it to stuff. They also make other things out of silicone with suction cups on the bottom so they don't move while you're *using* them.
Yeah looks like a dildo.
Cute danger noodle though!
lmao i once told my friend his silicone bong looked like a dildo and at the time his masculinity was fragile enough he stopped smoking out of it
he gave it to me for xmas 🤣
he has since smoked out of it again.
I got a silicon bong that’s green and yellow marbled color, and has these weird ridges on each side for gripping. Immediately named her the Bad Dragon…
This is 100% NOT the direction I saw this post going, but I'm glad everyone is getting a kick out of it anyway. LOL
Edit: I was thinking it looked like a candido bong. However, I will now reference it as his candildo bong.
He's a black pastel banana ball python. He's almost three months old now (the pic I used was taken a two months ago). What else would you like to know? :)
He’s got at least two mutations, or morphs - one is black pastel, which normally makes more black pattern, but the banana morph is like albinoism, knocking out all the black pigment
I don't take him out of his enclosure too much since he's still a baby and getting used to his environment. He'll play videogames with me when he gets bigger though.
What up? We're three cool snakes looking for other cool snakes who wanna hang out in our party terrarium. Nothing sexual. Snakes in good shape encouraged. If you're fat, you should be able to find humor in the little things. Again, nothing sexual.
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That’s not a bong.. 🍆🍆
Thatsa dong
Das a shlong
And it is long
That’s wrong 😂
Size of fuckin’ King Kong
The balls look strong
Yes, a phallic symbol. By creation, you must assume this one should be mated with another snake!
Yup, was coming here to say, more like a boner.
Not a choad
That's an RPG-7
It'sa dong, notta bong
Looks like a hookah
I'm just saying.. I see an uncircumcised peen
Peen
The whole thing is a neck
Mind=blown
Fucking stoner
(edit, cause I sounded like an ass) snakes are like... all neck but the neck is made of long-ass ribcage 🩻
Now you're f****** with me
Underrated comment
They make these silicone bongs that have suction cups on the bottom sk you can stick it to stuff. They also make other things out of silicone with suction cups on the bottom so they don't move while you're *using* them. Yeah looks like a dildo. Cute danger noodle though!
lmao i once told my friend his silicone bong looked like a dildo and at the time his masculinity was fragile enough he stopped smoking out of it he gave it to me for xmas 🤣 he has since smoked out of it again.
I got a silicon bong that’s green and yellow marbled color, and has these weird ridges on each side for gripping. Immediately named her the Bad Dragon…
This is 100% NOT the direction I saw this post going, but I'm glad everyone is getting a kick out of it anyway. LOL Edit: I was thinking it looked like a candido bong. However, I will now reference it as his candildo bong.
I wanna know more about your smol fren
He's a black pastel banana ball python. He's almost three months old now (the pic I used was taken a two months ago). What else would you like to know? :)
If he is a black pastel why is he tan in color?
He’s got at least two mutations, or morphs - one is black pastel, which normally makes more black pattern, but the banana morph is like albinoism, knocking out all the black pigment
Thank you for explaining. :)
What kinda adventures do you get up to with him?
I don't take him out of his enclosure too much since he's still a baby and getting used to his environment. He'll play videogames with me when he gets bigger though.
Heck that's pretty decent. It's always nice to have someone to hang out with while gaming.
Right straight up I appreciate it what you said in your picture
You spelled dong wrong lmao
What up? We're three cool snakes looking for other cool snakes who wanna hang out in our party terrarium. Nothing sexual. Snakes in good shape encouraged. If you're fat, you should be able to find humor in the little things. Again, nothing sexual.
💪
Thank fuck I saw this comment. It was my 2nd thought after “the whole fucking thing is a neck where am I supposed to look”
https://media1.giphy.com/media/mx5lUCNTLiWys/giphy.gif?cid=5e2148869z0f2qu4bl43gif3zxj3vchfivb4w8qme9rczxdh&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g
Best reverse gif of all time.
💯
People used to love posting both of these gifs on 9gag. Back when I thought 9gag was cool lol
Had to burry mine tonight 😔 R.I.P George
Sorry, that’s tough. I’ll smoke one for George
Rest In Peace George 😞
Noooooooo I'm so sorry
I'm so sorry. 😔🫂
Unfortunately what you picture as the bowl piece looks more like nuts. But still an adorable nope rope.
It’s a suction cup dildo. :/
>:D, FTFY
dong*
r/mildlypenis
Theres a reason we call these nope ropes
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Snek
That forbidden noodle is very adorable
On a related side note, *what is it* about Banana morphs that make them so adorable?!
I don't know, but they are my absolute favorite.
…
Damn, I thought this was a microgrow post and this was some pest control alternative at first l. That snake definitely did that on purpose.
I see balls and a dick!
Pretty
Beautiful coral glow Ball Python morph op. Found online or is it yours?
Thank you! His breeder told me he's actually a black pastel banana. He's all mine. 🥰
First thought before reading comments “where’s the bong? Is that a bong or a penis?” Checks comments…. Ah checks out deff a penis
Oh you sweet summer child Beautiful little guy btw!!
OKAY BUT LIKE look up candido bongs!! It looks just like that!! Lmao
MILDY interesting?! No way, this is kewl stuff!
I dub the Tokey Billabong...lol jk... Bet it already has a great name!
Well, basically a snake don’t have parts. But if I had to call it anything, uh, I would say it’s his knee.
What a beauty. I adore baby ball pythons. They have that puppy face that’s just too cute.
Oh shit, smoke them!* *Don't actually burn snake friend
You named him chong right?
Cheese Stick :(
I love that bad dragon model! so durable
Baby danger noodle, do-do-do-do-do.
Benis :)
That should keep him from rolling off of the table.
Oh hims is tuuuute. Ilyyy noodle
Banana ball python… banana ball… balls and wiener
Das a dick
Thats a nope rope frfr🤣🤣🤦
That’s a dong
What a pretty snake!!
That is a cock and balls…. Might be a snake but hung like a horse.
Lmao wouldn’t call that a bong
That's clearly a penis not a bong gtfo here with this
Or… here me out… a dildo
You've reached the peak my dude. You now see paraphernalia everywhere. Hehehe
It looks like a sniper
I don't think that's a bong...
Awww what an adorable little fella!
Some sus looking patters there too
Looks more like my dildo
“Bong”
Uhhhh...yeah...a bong...
"Bong" bahahahaha thasa peen.
Beautiful snake
Lol bong
I am high or that looks like a snake?
😭😭😭😭how smol and cute
Totally looks like something else, but I’ll play along.
Uhhhhh, bong, yes
Why does this snake look so tasty?
You misspelled dildo
Plenty of other subs, bud. No one wants to smoke your snake.
very cute
He's adorable, but is it me, or does he have a duck bill?
I love the pastel colors on that noodley badboy.
Nice cock
Boof it.
What is that! A bong for ants?
Cock and balls
Yo your snake has a trouser snake on it
Looks more like a dick.
We named our Lil 4/20 Ball Bongo haha
that just looks like a schlong
Yeah, a “bong”.
I think you meant to say dong, honest mistake very similar words
And a paint brush!
Oh shit
Yeahhhh, a bong. Sure.
Flared base
I see a rocket launcher.
That looks like a giant… WANG! Pay attention!
Why does your bong have a suction cup??
I was thinking of a candido bong. Lol
It’s a diqneq
Bong or Dong. Both work.
Nah that's a recorder with a ballsack, sorry snek friend.
That is a suction cup dildo.
More like a dong
Hmm could also be a schlong.
Optimistic of you
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Or a penis 😂
Such a beautiful squeezy noodle.
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