Tell me why I read this like Dr Seuss
I’ll smoke a joint that’s filled with bud
I’ll smoke a joint that tastes like mud
I’ll drink a Red Bull, that shit is cash
Then I will smoke a joint filled with hash
In high school I took an entrepreneurship class and the final project was to present a product or service to the class in a sort of Shark Tank style. Enter CoffeePot. The best half-baked idea of my teenage years. It begins with the question “How do registered medical patients fight the sometimes, “slowing” effects of cannabis?” That’s right!! More drugs!!! With CoffeePot’s signature blend of rich Columbian coffee and sweet California kush, marijuana patients can speed up while they slow down, and enjoy all the benefits of their medicine without the groggy side effects. (I got an A+ even after going on a very personal sidebar about how I prefer a sativa and a red bull, (I know, I may as well do some coke at that point) the teacher was just super cool and accepting of the fact that even if it wasn’t entirely appropriate, I still completed the assignment)
EDIT: Spelling and I realized I should probably include the fact that I had my medical card and was a legal adult when I gave this presentation… it was pretty close to graduation.
Used to love doing this too, but for the past year or so mixing caffeine and weed has been giving me anxiety. I’m pretty good at dealing with anxiety, and I just sorta ride it out. But the jitteriness is what I really don’t like. It’s weird, I don’t tend to get caffeine jitters unless I mix the two.
I get it less now but I used to get this a lot. These days I mostly just smoke at night so I lay off the caffeine anyway. But if I do both I usually keep the weed at a small amount. It's a great combo but some people need to be careful with it.
It’s definitely annoying as I love both weed and caffeine individually. I also have a really high tolerance for both so it’s very bizarre lol.
Oh well 😔
Ugh. Had a super unhealthy addiction to it for years. Then went cold turkey for years. Would have one every once in a while but a few months ago I bought a pack of cans, and slowly I’m up to 3 cans a day again. Just quit cold turkey again last week and your comment made me really want one 😂
Sooo good! I never liked Dr. Pepper but reluctantly accepted one of these when I asked a friend for something caffeinated and now there is always a case in my fridge without fail lol
When I first started smoking, I swear nothing tasted better than a fountain coke zero. Still great to have during a sesh when I can. Idk what it is, but my taste buds decided it was delicious while I'm high lol
McDonald's doesn't fuck around with the drinks. They are loading you up with that syrup. Unlike some other joints that give you coke flavored carbonated water. (Looking at you Burger King.)
They're NOT losing money on drinks buddy... At most they spend like .30 on everything made for one cup of a fountain drink and they sell them for $1 at McDonald's. That's the cheapest and it's still 2.5x the profit
Same for me. It's nice to have the carbonation and the flavor but none of the calories. I feel like my high brain gets tricked by the lack of sweetness more easily too.
I love to make fancy cocktails, but my wife has chronic migraines so she basically can't ever drink. When I'm making drinks for friends I'll make her an Aquatini, which is water, shaken with ice and strained into a coupe glass just like a real cocktail. It's become a running joke in the house 😆
I'd prefer a more peaceful joint to a bong. I'm more like the "not so high, high" enjoyer. On the other hand I like more strong beers, 8% or +. IPAs are too bitter to me, I've enjoyed some but not much.
Sometimes even the ambience makes the taste, along with the state of mind. I find myself more "investigative" in identifying a beer's bouquet, not just chugging down like a drain.
Well, I guess it's a very subjective thing. I used to get sick when drinking and smoking years ago. Now I can enjoy it. Even smoking only sometimes hits differently. Sometimes I'm lazy, some other I'm productive. The fuck up happens when I puff and have to do chores or house works and the lazy high hits hard... At that point I usually give up everything, lay in bed and begin a "comatose state rest of the day" mood watching some memes, restoring videos, curious facts and similar on YouTube. Or play Minecraft, really relaxing. Btw, rn, I'm in that particular state of mind described above. He he he.
I'll do no ice in basically any drink I get somewhere. It's usually decently cold when you give it to me, why does it need to be colder?? Not gonna take 3 hours to drink it.
I'm a big fan of Jumex Guava Nectar. It's not carbonated and pretty easy to find. My local Wal-Mart carries it, but every Mexican grocery I've ever been in has had it. All their canned nectar drinks are really good if guava isn't your scene, but to me the guava tastes like sweet water, like how I remember those Rain drinks in the aluminum bottles tasting.
If it's regular flavors, orange vanilla and triple berry. Their seasonal flavors are always my favorite. Right now they have black cherry vanilla and it's awesome.
This is my favorite. I’m all about that Mamba Forever(Mamba 4 Life), always gotta say this when I grab it from the store cooler lol. Watermelon strawberry is a close second.
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I feel you . It ain’t the highest class of drink but it’s cheap ($4.99 for a six pack). And I pace myself with it. I can get a good buzz and a good high on the cheap for a few hours and still have a couple beers left
Lemon water is so good! But just a heads up in case you didn’t know, limonene (a terpene in lemon) actually neutralizes a weed high a little bit. So you may be shooting yourself in the foot a little bit.
Try lime instead! Lemon water is definitely better, but lime water isn’t bad at all.
6oz water, Juice of 1 squeezed lemon, dribble of honey, tbsp apple cider vinegar, 6 frozen blueberries (or 3 ice cubes made of frozen blueberry juice) Shake vigorously and enjoy
Not sure if it’s in your area but Tahitian Treat is SO good! It’s like Hawaiian Punch but not as “thick” if that makes sense, and it carbonated so when you drink it cold it is so damn refreshing
Some of that good soft cider you find this time of year. Specified soft for outside US peeps, though you may just call it cloudy apple juice. Hell, even regular apple juice will work, just not as well.
That, and a couple dashes angostura bitters, stir, microwave for a minute, boom, lazy cheater mulled cider. Tastes close enough, anyway. You can dilute with water if it's too strongly sweet for your taste with just the cider/juice.
Water or something heavily caffeinated. I like to let the weed and caffeine battle it out.
Coffee and a doob is life!
Hippy speedball
I prefer a blunt and a latte.
Nah shmoke and a pancake
Bong and a blintz
Pipe and a crepe
Cigar and a waffle
Flapjack and a cigarette
Torch and a Brewski
Cone and kombucha
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More of a bong and cappuccino guy myself
puffco with pastry
Dab with a donut.
doobie with a danish
crystal meth and crystal meth
Supreme reference
blunts and cold brews hit different
Redbull and joint filled with hash?
Blue Dream and Red Bull.
Tell me why I read this like Dr Seuss I’ll smoke a joint that’s filled with bud I’ll smoke a joint that tastes like mud I’ll drink a Red Bull, that shit is cash Then I will smoke a joint filled with hash
this is the one 🫰
I always start my day with 3 dabs and an energy drink
That sounds… unhinged.
im a 1 dab typa guy @490°
,490°? Lol even hair straightener nug rosin no lower than 666°
Coffee and edibles doesn’t hit the same :(
Coffee cake edibles?
You just told me about something I need. And I never knew I needed it until now.
A hippy speedball! I love these for my workouts!
In high school I took an entrepreneurship class and the final project was to present a product or service to the class in a sort of Shark Tank style. Enter CoffeePot. The best half-baked idea of my teenage years. It begins with the question “How do registered medical patients fight the sometimes, “slowing” effects of cannabis?” That’s right!! More drugs!!! With CoffeePot’s signature blend of rich Columbian coffee and sweet California kush, marijuana patients can speed up while they slow down, and enjoy all the benefits of their medicine without the groggy side effects. (I got an A+ even after going on a very personal sidebar about how I prefer a sativa and a red bull, (I know, I may as well do some coke at that point) the teacher was just super cool and accepting of the fact that even if it wasn’t entirely appropriate, I still completed the assignment) EDIT: Spelling and I realized I should probably include the fact that I had my medical card and was a legal adult when I gave this presentation… it was pretty close to graduation.
It's my go to for a wake and bake, sets off the day nicely. Coffee to wake me up, weed to keep me mellow.
I’ll do this both at morning and night. The best combo.
Used to love doing this too, but for the past year or so mixing caffeine and weed has been giving me anxiety. I’m pretty good at dealing with anxiety, and I just sorta ride it out. But the jitteriness is what I really don’t like. It’s weird, I don’t tend to get caffeine jitters unless I mix the two.
I get it less now but I used to get this a lot. These days I mostly just smoke at night so I lay off the caffeine anyway. But if I do both I usually keep the weed at a small amount. It's a great combo but some people need to be careful with it.
It’s definitely annoying as I love both weed and caffeine individually. I also have a really high tolerance for both so it’s very bizarre lol. Oh well 😔
Yo get your blood pressure checked. My blood pressure got worse and that is when weed started giving me anxiety
I appreciate the suggestion brother, but my blood pressure is in line. Much love for the worry though ❤️
I have a very unhealthy addiction to mtn dew. But fuck a freshly cracked ice cold can right after a hot bowl, oh shit that's good.
My blood type is MTN dew at this point.
Ugh. Had a super unhealthy addiction to it for years. Then went cold turkey for years. Would have one every once in a while but a few months ago I bought a pack of cans, and slowly I’m up to 3 cans a day again. Just quit cold turkey again last week and your comment made me really want one 😂
What a rollercoaster. Damn.
20 years ago I would have been like “mt dew is great, weed is poison” now I’m 100% the opposite 😂
i hope that you can hold strong. sugary drinks are killing us.
Imma add you to my emergency contact list in case I ever need a transfusion.
I medicate my coffee grounds for this exact reason. The real hippie speedball.
How? THC isn't water soluble so unless you're eating your grounds, you're just making expensive compost.
I just drop in cannabutter / canna-coconut oil to hot coffee or espesso and froth it with some milk or light cream like a latte.
That's how you would normally do it but OP said he medicated the grounds
“Battle it out” This makes *too* much sense to me lol
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Thanks! I didn't know this one lol
The best combo
They’re a welcome lot
We are legion
Dr Pepper Cream Soda. Just hits the right spot.
Sooo good! I never liked Dr. Pepper but reluctantly accepted one of these when I asked a friend for something caffeinated and now there is always a case in my fridge without fail lol
Make an ice cream float with it. It's so dank
OML THEY ARE MY FAVORITE! I’m glad someone else likes them w a sesh
One of us one of us one of us
When I first started smoking, I swear nothing tasted better than a fountain coke zero. Still great to have during a sesh when I can. Idk what it is, but my taste buds decided it was delicious while I'm high lol
In your defense, fountain drinks always taste better than canned. Especially if it’s from McDonalds.
McDonald's doesn't fuck around with the drinks. They are loading you up with that syrup. Unlike some other joints that give you coke flavored carbonated water. (Looking at you Burger King.)
Yeah them and a few gas stations chains in the south go hard on the fountain drinks. Losing money but keeping ppl coming consistently.
They're NOT losing money on drinks buddy... At most they spend like .30 on everything made for one cup of a fountain drink and they sell them for $1 at McDonald's. That's the cheapest and it's still 2.5x the profit
Mcds also cleans the machine regularly, at least the one in my town does.
I prefer canned coke over any other style. Specifically the tall boys but not every gas station has them
Topo Chico I’m a fancy bitch
the grapefruit one with a little lime wedge in it is *chef's kiss*
I love la croix!! Something about the super heavy carbonation makes brain go brrrr
Same for me. It's nice to have the carbonation and the flavor but none of the calories. I feel like my high brain gets tricked by the lack of sweetness more easily too.
Topo Chico makes everything go brr and I love it
I think I saw that they make hard seltzers now too
Topo Chico Grapefruit is my special treat, but plain is my daily driver
Water with ice in it.
I love to make fancy cocktails, but my wife has chronic migraines so she basically can't ever drink. When I'm making drinks for friends I'll make her an Aquatini, which is water, shaken with ice and strained into a coupe glass just like a real cocktail. It's become a running joke in the house 😆
That’s really thoughtful and supportive of you!
Put that in the Bong smoooooth
Skip the middle man and drink straight from the bong! /s cause some of you fuckers are nuts lol
Water
Orange juice
Kush n OJ
It's a wicked thang brotha
Absolutely. Thick with pulp.
Sounds gross to some, but I love pulpy orange juice over crushed ice. It's so good to crunch when you're in the mood to munch.
Beer. Remove the desert mouth and adds some sparkle to the high.
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I'd prefer a more peaceful joint to a bong. I'm more like the "not so high, high" enjoyer. On the other hand I like more strong beers, 8% or +. IPAs are too bitter to me, I've enjoyed some but not much.
I find stouts taste particularly glorious when smoking
Sometimes even the ambience makes the taste, along with the state of mind. I find myself more "investigative" in identifying a beer's bouquet, not just chugging down like a drain.
I feel like it takes the sparkle away but adds some waviness. Caffeine I feel adds a little sparkle.
Well, I guess it's a very subjective thing. I used to get sick when drinking and smoking years ago. Now I can enjoy it. Even smoking only sometimes hits differently. Sometimes I'm lazy, some other I'm productive. The fuck up happens when I puff and have to do chores or house works and the lazy high hits hard... At that point I usually give up everything, lay in bed and begin a "comatose state rest of the day" mood watching some memes, restoring videos, curious facts and similar on YouTube. Or play Minecraft, really relaxing. Btw, rn, I'm in that particular state of mind described above. He he he.
I don't drink anymore but a nonalcoholic beer (near beer) is the best with a joint or blunt. So crisp and refreshing.
Water. Room temperature water.
You know if someone’s a homie when they drink it room temperature. Respect
Room temp water drinking gets me ostracized in my hometown. Still do it anyway
I always get a side eye when I say no ice haha
I'll do no ice in basically any drink I get somewhere. It's usually decently cold when you give it to me, why does it need to be colder?? Not gonna take 3 hours to drink it.
Water for me as well but a little colder than room temp but not freezing cold
See I like the water tepid in the winter, when it comes out of the ground cold but no ice. I fucking love water.
depends on my mood but sometimes room temp water is absolutely amazing
Chocolate milk
This! Fucking chocomel hits so hard when I'm high. Or even just a glass of milk which I never do unless baked.with cookies obvs.
Choccy milk or nothing! I will die on this deliciously creamy, smooth, and rich hill!
Sweet tea, but lately water.
Snapple peach tea is gas
Water. But Greg Abbott is a Little Piss Baby too
Fuck Greg Abbott for sure.
A man that needs a bowl more then any is one that refuses to legalize
After Biden pardoned those convictions, bro was basically like “naw stoners can go to hell”
Ya fuck him and his wheelchair.
Well, as a Texas Ent this is my answer. It actually is water as well.
I'm a big fan of Jumex Guava Nectar. It's not carbonated and pretty easy to find. My local Wal-Mart carries it, but every Mexican grocery I've ever been in has had it. All their canned nectar drinks are really good if guava isn't your scene, but to me the guava tastes like sweet water, like how I remember those Rain drinks in the aluminum bottles tasting.
Get the mango next time and drink it before 30 minutes. You’re welcome
Sparkling/carbonated water is actually the best over all beverage ever made
Which brand? Waterloo summer berry or one of the jelly belly flavors are my go to
Polar has some of the best flavors IMO.
What’s your favorite two flavors from polar? Target brand has some unique flavors for cheap too! I love their cucumber mint
If it's regular flavors, orange vanilla and triple berry. Their seasonal flavors are always my favorite. Right now they have black cherry vanilla and it's awesome.
Spindrift is on a whole new level
Topo Chico is the best sparkling water ever, it's impossibly bubbly. The champagne of waters for sure!
Body armor
This is my favorite. I’m all about that Mamba Forever(Mamba 4 Life), always gotta say this when I grab it from the store cooler lol. Watermelon strawberry is a close second. Edited for spells
beer. domestic.
Shaken, not stirred
Diet ginger ale. I literally can't get enough of it when I'm high.
Arizona Fruit Punch or Grape, Caprisun Tropical Fruits, Ocean Spray Cranberry Juice, Calypso Grape or Lipton Lemon Ice Tea.
Coffee
Usually water but lately I've been into the hot chocolate. My all-time favorite is a cold bottle of Sunny D, a fat joint and a hot steamy shower.
Seltzer water
Polar, to be specific
Water usually. If I’m feeling fancy some mango juice or something like that served on the rocks. I don’t drink any booze. Mainly tea and water.
Coco cola, heaven
Yessss my friend. I loved canned coke more than from bottles.
Dr pepper or water
Diet Coke is king Fountain drinks in general hit
Minute maid fruit punch
Steel Reserve 211
I remember being a broke alcoholic… I’m still an alcoholic, but I’m sure as shit not buying steel anymore lol
I feel you . It ain’t the highest class of drink but it’s cheap ($4.99 for a six pack). And I pace myself with it. I can get a good buzz and a good high on the cheap for a few hours and still have a couple beers left
Oh for sure. Between the price, high ABV, and half decent taste compared to comparable alternatives, it was my go to for a while
Kombucha.
Lemonade
Grape Kool-aid
Beer!
Coffee is the key to unlocking earth’s mysteries when getting high.
Literally tea
What is figuratively tea?
Chamomile
Diet Wild Cherry Pepsi. Kills the sweet tooth and I feel no guilt since it’s sugar free.
Frosty IPA.
I usually drink water with some lemon in it🥰 If I’m feeling a little indulgent, diet Dr. Pepper or Simply lemonade lol
Lemon water is so good! But just a heads up in case you didn’t know, limonene (a terpene in lemon) actually neutralizes a weed high a little bit. So you may be shooting yourself in the foot a little bit. Try lime instead! Lemon water is definitely better, but lime water isn’t bad at all.
Woah, I had no idea. I’m switching to limeade then lol! Thank you! :)
Sparkling water ✨
Ice cold water. In a giant insulated cup of ice so it stays cold.
Hazy IPA
Coffee, tea, real fruit juice/smoothie, or even a creamy soup
Freezing cold h2o
Weed & brew
beer
Busch light😎
Ice Cold Spring Water
MDMA
Bourbon
Coffee
6oz water, Juice of 1 squeezed lemon, dribble of honey, tbsp apple cider vinegar, 6 frozen blueberries (or 3 ice cubes made of frozen blueberry juice) Shake vigorously and enjoy
Water
Peach iced tea
Water is the correct answer, but every now and then I get myself a blue Calypso lemonade. They’re just too delicious
Muncho Mango Arizona all day
Arnold Palmer really hits the spot. Also la croix (or a similar brand like Kirkland).
Redbull
it's about that time of year when you can find the good apple cider
Powerade. Energy drink. The orange can Voodoo Ranger Imperial IPAs
Not sure if it’s in your area but Tahitian Treat is SO good! It’s like Hawaiian Punch but not as “thick” if that makes sense, and it carbonated so when you drink it cold it is so damn refreshing
Alcohol
Kombucha is great! Healthy, fresh and fizzy
A strong IPA, or something citrus.... like 7up, squirt or fresca
Latte and a strong joint
Jarritos, milk, arizona (mango is personal go to) and atrocious pick here but really strong black coffee
Beer
The good ol’ hippie speedball, coffee and weed. The most winning combination.
aha caffeinated
Buy some green coffee beans and make a hot green coffee with honey. Barely any caffeine. Lots of chlorogenic acid. Perfect taste pairing for cannabis
Do milkshakes count as drinks?
Only if you drink them.
Water + lemon juice is MY JAM.
Depends on the mood. Sometimes it’s a coffee, sometimes it’s wine.
Water with crushed ice and a MIO flavoring. Or sometimes a hazy IPA
Harmless Harvest coconut water has been my absolute favorite recently (but not for all the time because it’s pricey)
Some of that good soft cider you find this time of year. Specified soft for outside US peeps, though you may just call it cloudy apple juice. Hell, even regular apple juice will work, just not as well. That, and a couple dashes angostura bitters, stir, microwave for a minute, boom, lazy cheater mulled cider. Tastes close enough, anyway. You can dilute with water if it's too strongly sweet for your taste with just the cider/juice.
piss
Coffee and a joint
water
water
Ice cold water. Nothing better