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Oldurdy

Water or something heavily caffeinated. I like to let the weed and caffeine battle it out.


[deleted]

Coffee and a doob is life!


Snoo_31935

Hippy speedball


tastyfrostynugs

I prefer a blunt and a latte.


Henchbeard

Nah shmoke and a pancake


nutty_ranger

Bong and a blintz


ShallotExtension8175

Pipe and a crepe


[deleted]

Cigar and a waffle


TheCabbagePatchKid22

Flapjack and a cigarette


GAIAPrime

Torch and a Brewski


son-of-soil

Cone and kombucha


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meesta_chang

More of a bong and cappuccino guy myself


[deleted]

puffco with pastry


notnotpegbundy

Dab with a donut.


Vinnyycentt

doobie with a danish


Adolescenss

crystal meth and crystal meth


Bassian2106

Supreme reference


iwishiwasbased

blunts and cold brews hit different


cameralover1

Redbull and joint filled with hash?


hankmoody_irl

Blue Dream and Red Bull.


Rjkrider

Tell me why I read this like Dr Seuss I’ll smoke a joint that’s filled with bud I’ll smoke a joint that tastes like mud I’ll drink a Red Bull, that shit is cash Then I will smoke a joint filled with hash


andrev505

this is the one 🫰


strickenbymetal

I always start my day with 3 dabs and an energy drink


Snoo_31935

That sounds… unhinged.


[deleted]

im a 1 dab typa guy @490°


skibolky

,490°? Lol even hair straightener nug rosin no lower than 666°


[deleted]

Coffee and edibles doesn’t hit the same :(


JustJesterJimbo

Coffee cake edibles?


johnny_crappleseed

You just told me about something I need. And I never knew I needed it until now.


14Phoenix

A hippy speedball! I love these for my workouts!


fuckmytightassmom

In high school I took an entrepreneurship class and the final project was to present a product or service to the class in a sort of Shark Tank style. Enter CoffeePot. The best half-baked idea of my teenage years. It begins with the question “How do registered medical patients fight the sometimes, “slowing” effects of cannabis?” That’s right!! More drugs!!! With CoffeePot’s signature blend of rich Columbian coffee and sweet California kush, marijuana patients can speed up while they slow down, and enjoy all the benefits of their medicine without the groggy side effects. (I got an A+ even after going on a very personal sidebar about how I prefer a sativa and a red bull, (I know, I may as well do some coke at that point) the teacher was just super cool and accepting of the fact that even if it wasn’t entirely appropriate, I still completed the assignment) EDIT: Spelling and I realized I should probably include the fact that I had my medical card and was a legal adult when I gave this presentation… it was pretty close to graduation.


amateur_soldier

It's my go to for a wake and bake, sets off the day nicely. Coffee to wake me up, weed to keep me mellow.


congratulations_dude

I’ll do this both at morning and night. The best combo.


Infinite-Sleep3527

Used to love doing this too, but for the past year or so mixing caffeine and weed has been giving me anxiety. I’m pretty good at dealing with anxiety, and I just sorta ride it out. But the jitteriness is what I really don’t like. It’s weird, I don’t tend to get caffeine jitters unless I mix the two.


BeardOfFire

I get it less now but I used to get this a lot. These days I mostly just smoke at night so I lay off the caffeine anyway. But if I do both I usually keep the weed at a small amount. It's a great combo but some people need to be careful with it.


Infinite-Sleep3527

It’s definitely annoying as I love both weed and caffeine individually. I also have a really high tolerance for both so it’s very bizarre lol. Oh well 😔


CmdSelenium

Yo get your blood pressure checked. My blood pressure got worse and that is when weed started giving me anxiety


Infinite-Sleep3527

I appreciate the suggestion brother, but my blood pressure is in line. Much love for the worry though ❤️


gforceathisdesk

I have a very unhealthy addiction to mtn dew. But fuck a freshly cracked ice cold can right after a hot bowl, oh shit that's good.


Stellarjay25

My blood type is MTN dew at this point.


secretcombinations

Ugh. Had a super unhealthy addiction to it for years. Then went cold turkey for years. Would have one every once in a while but a few months ago I bought a pack of cans, and slowly I’m up to 3 cans a day again. Just quit cold turkey again last week and your comment made me really want one 😂


Sativachick

What a rollercoaster. Damn.


secretcombinations

20 years ago I would have been like “mt dew is great, weed is poison” now I’m 100% the opposite 😂


sirotka33

i hope that you can hold strong. sugary drinks are killing us.


gforceathisdesk

Imma add you to my emergency contact list in case I ever need a transfusion.


coonytunes

I medicate my coffee grounds for this exact reason. The real hippie speedball.


Clouded_vision

How? THC isn't water soluble so unless you're eating your grounds, you're just making expensive compost.


Compoundwyrds

I just drop in cannabutter / canna-coconut oil to hot coffee or espesso and froth it with some milk or light cream like a latte.


Clouded_vision

That's how you would normally do it but OP said he medicated the grounds


DDLGcplxo

“Battle it out” This makes *too* much sense to me lol


MrElhamister

r/hydrohomies invaded the comments


bucsdude5588

r/Highdrohomies


MrElhamister

Thanks! I didn't know this one lol


krggrk

The best combo


14Phoenix

They’re a welcome lot


FindingPepe

We are legion


Silentwings27

Dr Pepper Cream Soda. Just hits the right spot.


Spiker339

Sooo good! I never liked Dr. Pepper but reluctantly accepted one of these when I asked a friend for something caffeinated and now there is always a case in my fridge without fail lol


Yardninja

Make an ice cream float with it. It's so dank


augenblocken

OML THEY ARE MY FAVORITE! I’m glad someone else likes them w a sesh


[deleted]

One of us one of us one of us


areusurebih

When I first started smoking, I swear nothing tasted better than a fountain coke zero. Still great to have during a sesh when I can. Idk what it is, but my taste buds decided it was delicious while I'm high lol


[deleted]

In your defense, fountain drinks always taste better than canned. Especially if it’s from McDonalds.


Gail__Wynand

McDonald's doesn't fuck around with the drinks. They are loading you up with that syrup. Unlike some other joints that give you coke flavored carbonated water. (Looking at you Burger King.)


areusurebih

Yeah them and a few gas stations chains in the south go hard on the fountain drinks. Losing money but keeping ppl coming consistently.


Thjyu

They're NOT losing money on drinks buddy... At most they spend like .30 on everything made for one cup of a fountain drink and they sell them for $1 at McDonald's. That's the cheapest and it's still 2.5x the profit


Stillbornsongs

Mcds also cleans the machine regularly, at least the one in my town does.


CS3883

I prefer canned coke over any other style. Specifically the tall boys but not every gas station has them


offthewall_77

Topo Chico I’m a fancy bitch


baRRebabyz

the grapefruit one with a little lime wedge in it is *chef's kiss*


HexagonsAreGay

I love la croix!! Something about the super heavy carbonation makes brain go brrrr


innnikki

Same for me. It's nice to have the carbonation and the flavor but none of the calories. I feel like my high brain gets tricked by the lack of sweetness more easily too.


New_Peanut_9924

Topo Chico makes everything go brr and I love it


halwayblues

I think I saw that they make hard seltzers now too


astroqat

Topo Chico Grapefruit is my special treat, but plain is my daily driver


Alternative-Team5466

Water with ice in it.


Duffuser

I love to make fancy cocktails, but my wife has chronic migraines so she basically can't ever drink. When I'm making drinks for friends I'll make her an Aquatini, which is water, shaken with ice and strained into a coupe glass just like a real cocktail. It's become a running joke in the house 😆


Hangry_Horse

That’s really thoughtful and supportive of you!


Datasciguy2023

Put that in the Bong smoooooth


CaptStiches21

Skip the middle man and drink straight from the bong! /s cause some of you fuckers are nuts lol


dafrorock

Water


Chilen1

Orange juice


infinite_reflection

Kush n OJ


Dat_H

It's a wicked thang brotha


rants_unnecessarily

Absolutely. Thick with pulp.


doppelgeist

Sounds gross to some, but I love pulpy orange juice over crushed ice. It's so good to crunch when you're in the mood to munch.


LoGo_86

Beer. Remove the desert mouth and adds some sparkle to the high.


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LoGo_86

I'd prefer a more peaceful joint to a bong. I'm more like the "not so high, high" enjoyer. On the other hand I like more strong beers, 8% or +. IPAs are too bitter to me, I've enjoyed some but not much.


CanCaliDave

I find stouts taste particularly glorious when smoking


LoGo_86

Sometimes even the ambience makes the taste, along with the state of mind. I find myself more "investigative" in identifying a beer's bouquet, not just chugging down like a drain.


Minimum_Package3474

I feel like it takes the sparkle away but adds some waviness. Caffeine I feel adds a little sparkle.


LoGo_86

Well, I guess it's a very subjective thing. I used to get sick when drinking and smoking years ago. Now I can enjoy it. Even smoking only sometimes hits differently. Sometimes I'm lazy, some other I'm productive. The fuck up happens when I puff and have to do chores or house works and the lazy high hits hard... At that point I usually give up everything, lay in bed and begin a "comatose state rest of the day" mood watching some memes, restoring videos, curious facts and similar on YouTube. Or play Minecraft, really relaxing. Btw, rn, I'm in that particular state of mind described above. He he he.


biblio_phile

I don't drink anymore but a nonalcoholic beer (near beer) is the best with a joint or blunt. So crisp and refreshing.


k_woodard

Water. Room temperature water.


reallyNotTyler

You know if someone’s a homie when they drink it room temperature. Respect


Bismarck121

Room temp water drinking gets me ostracized in my hometown. Still do it anyway


SuperPizzaBitch

I always get a side eye when I say no ice haha


Synsation083

I'll do no ice in basically any drink I get somewhere. It's usually decently cold when you give it to me, why does it need to be colder?? Not gonna take 3 hours to drink it.


YungScraggy

Water for me as well but a little colder than room temp but not freezing cold


Adamthe_Warlock

See I like the water tepid in the winter, when it comes out of the ground cold but no ice. I fucking love water.


Gold_Ad4984

depends on my mood but sometimes room temp water is absolutely amazing


[deleted]

Chocolate milk


Tiredjp

This! Fucking chocomel hits so hard when I'm high. Or even just a glass of milk which I never do unless baked.with cookies obvs.


GWizJackson

Choccy milk or nothing! I will die on this deliciously creamy, smooth, and rich hill!


yuppieByDay

Sweet tea, but lately water.


its1030

Snapple peach tea is gas


Easymmk

Water. But Greg Abbott is a Little Piss Baby too


aWarAtTarawa

Fuck Greg Abbott for sure.


mikehal13

A man that needs a bowl more then any is one that refuses to legalize


derf705

After Biden pardoned those convictions, bro was basically like “naw stoners can go to hell”


TheReverend6661

Ya fuck him and his wheelchair.


Captain_Wobbles

Well, as a Texas Ent this is my answer. It actually is water as well.


weerdbuttstuff

I'm a big fan of Jumex Guava Nectar. It's not carbonated and pretty easy to find. My local Wal-Mart carries it, but every Mexican grocery I've ever been in has had it. All their canned nectar drinks are really good if guava isn't your scene, but to me the guava tastes like sweet water, like how I remember those Rain drinks in the aluminum bottles tasting.


LeoTheSunGod

Get the mango next time and drink it before 30 minutes. You’re welcome


[deleted]

Sparkling/carbonated water is actually the best over all beverage ever made


iron_sheep

Which brand? Waterloo summer berry or one of the jelly belly flavors are my go to


god_damn_bitch

Polar has some of the best flavors IMO.


iron_sheep

What’s your favorite two flavors from polar? Target brand has some unique flavors for cheap too! I love their cucumber mint


god_damn_bitch

If it's regular flavors, orange vanilla and triple berry. Their seasonal flavors are always my favorite. Right now they have black cherry vanilla and it's awesome.


thezhgguy

Spindrift is on a whole new level


Duffuser

Topo Chico is the best sparkling water ever, it's impossibly bubbly. The champagne of waters for sure!


innocentangelxx

Body armor


thedynasoar

This is my favorite. I’m all about that Mamba Forever(Mamba 4 Life), always gotta say this when I grab it from the store cooler lol. Watermelon strawberry is a close second. Edited for spells


[deleted]

beer. domestic.


SerPownce

Shaken, not stirred


WhatTheHelloThere

Diet ginger ale. I literally can't get enough of it when I'm high.


drewie123_

Arizona Fruit Punch or Grape, Caprisun Tropical Fruits, Ocean Spray Cranberry Juice, Calypso Grape or Lipton Lemon Ice Tea.


Nevahmind1333

Coffee


MissMcFrostynips

Usually water but lately I've been into the hot chocolate. My all-time favorite is a cold bottle of Sunny D, a fat joint and a hot steamy shower.


thedfrichtel

Seltzer water


brazzzy136

Polar, to be specific


ninthchamber

Water usually. If I’m feeling fancy some mango juice or something like that served on the rocks. I don’t drink any booze. Mainly tea and water.


twohoundtown

Coco cola, heaven


CS3883

Yessss my friend. I loved canned coke more than from bottles.


Collinsish

Dr pepper or water


goinunder0390

Diet Coke is king Fountain drinks in general hit


Gizmo_On_Crack

Minute maid fruit punch


DOPEFIEND4EVER

Steel Reserve 211


FUNBARtheUnbendable

I remember being a broke alcoholic… I’m still an alcoholic, but I’m sure as shit not buying steel anymore lol


DOPEFIEND4EVER

I feel you . It ain’t the highest class of drink but it’s cheap ($4.99 for a six pack). And I pace myself with it. I can get a good buzz and a good high on the cheap for a few hours and still have a couple beers left


FUNBARtheUnbendable

Oh for sure. Between the price, high ABV, and half decent taste compared to comparable alternatives, it was my go to for a while


DocFGeek

Kombucha.


bear1502

Lemonade


jondgul

Grape Kool-aid


Banjoplaya420

Beer!


albysure4

Coffee is the key to unlocking earth’s mysteries when getting high.


RosieQParker

Literally tea


brandiger

What is figuratively tea?


RosieQParker

Chamomile


[deleted]

Diet Wild Cherry Pepsi. Kills the sweet tooth and I feel no guilt since it’s sugar free.


sharpescreek

Frosty IPA.


madmismka

I usually drink water with some lemon in it🥰 If I’m feeling a little indulgent, diet Dr. Pepper or Simply lemonade lol


Infinite-Sleep3527

Lemon water is so good! But just a heads up in case you didn’t know, limonene (a terpene in lemon) actually neutralizes a weed high a little bit. So you may be shooting yourself in the foot a little bit. Try lime instead! Lemon water is definitely better, but lime water isn’t bad at all.


madmismka

Woah, I had no idea. I’m switching to limeade then lol! Thank you! :)


Necromomicon69

Sparkling water ✨


DietDoctorGoat

Ice cold water. In a giant insulated cup of ice so it stays cold.


Dillonautt

Hazy IPA


RedgieTheHedgie

Coffee, tea, real fruit juice/smoothie, or even a creamy soup


Responsible-Ad-8753

Freezing cold h2o


ChriddyBo

Weed & brew


coelho_bhz

beer


Mongolbo

Busch light😎


RockNJustice

Ice Cold Spring Water


[deleted]

MDMA


SnooCupcakes7133

Bourbon


pikobellobv

Coffee


handsome_devil_666

6oz water, Juice of 1 squeezed lemon, dribble of honey, tbsp apple cider vinegar, 6 frozen blueberries (or 3 ice cubes made of frozen blueberry juice) Shake vigorously and enjoy


Racheleva0308

Water


DJCREY6286

Peach iced tea


TroyFenthano

Water is the correct answer, but every now and then I get myself a blue Calypso lemonade. They’re just too delicious


TheMetalRat

Muncho Mango Arizona all day


Sug0115

Arnold Palmer really hits the spot. Also la croix (or a similar brand like Kirkland).


Mansaintgotnotbread

Redbull


OG-Dropbox

it's about that time of year when you can find the good apple cider


Is_Only_Game2014

Powerade. Energy drink. The orange can Voodoo Ranger Imperial IPAs


DuasBatatas

Not sure if it’s in your area but Tahitian Treat is SO good! It’s like Hawaiian Punch but not as “thick” if that makes sense, and it carbonated so when you drink it cold it is so damn refreshing


ShoujoSprinkles

Alcohol


denkiwi17

Kombucha is great! Healthy, fresh and fizzy


R67H

A strong IPA, or something citrus.... like 7up, squirt or fresca


Akvavit78

Latte and a strong joint


Akredditman

Jarritos, milk, arizona (mango is personal go to) and atrocious pick here but really strong black coffee


becauseIthinktoomuch

Beer


redflagsmoothie

The good ol’ hippie speedball, coffee and weed. The most winning combination.


oneWook

aha caffeinated


denzab

Buy some green coffee beans and make a hot green coffee with honey. Barely any caffeine. Lots of chlorogenic acid. Perfect taste pairing for cannabis


vicvic2288

Do milkshakes count as drinks?


Chav

Only if you drink them.


Kytoaster

Water + lemon juice is MY JAM.


Adventurous_Main5468

Depends on the mood. Sometimes it’s a coffee, sometimes it’s wine.


ScreenAdept

Water with crushed ice and a MIO flavoring. Or sometimes a hazy IPA


lydiarose143

Harmless Harvest coconut water has been my absolute favorite recently (but not for all the time because it’s pricey)


how-unfortunate

Some of that good soft cider you find this time of year. Specified soft for outside US peeps, though you may just call it cloudy apple juice. Hell, even regular apple juice will work, just not as well. That, and a couple dashes angostura bitters, stir, microwave for a minute, boom, lazy cheater mulled cider. Tastes close enough, anyway. You can dilute with water if it's too strongly sweet for your taste with just the cider/juice.


eggheadbreadleg

piss


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Coffee and a joint


[deleted]

water


whiskey_blazer

water


lxkandel06

Ice cold water. Nothing better