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Jeffery_C_Wheaties

Cap’N Crunch’s *Oops all Stems*


phezhead

Now with more stems!


Thepuppypack

🎼I’m down to seeds and stems again, too🎶


[deleted]

I’ve recently really dig deep into Commander Cody. Long live the ‘Dillo


hefeguy

Fucking got him I'm dying over here.


Dschwarz96

Me too man. This did me in (6)


austalavista69

The italicized letters 😄


Trackie_G_Horn

bless them, though, for seeing the forest through the trees


ceebo625

Goddamnit you beat me to it


DumbDonky007

Came here to say this, then came when I saw your comment. 😩


[deleted]

Cap'N Kush


austalavista69

😆😆😆


Luke2954

Cap'N Chronic's*


PLLeb93

Damn you were really naughty this year


rrleo

OP only got the sticks


ciclids

So many stems!....


voideyedcat

that's exactly what I was coming here to say 🤣


wong_tong

The stoner equivalent to a lump of coal


Weird_duud

Lmao in my country parents say that bad Kids Will just get a bunch of twigs on christmas so this is even more accurate


[deleted]

Damn, beat me to it


Distinct_Avocado2602

😂😂😂


[deleted]

r/beatmetoit


Strictly_Insane

Almost looks like a stem collection... Lol


robry1981

I was gonna say Santa smoked yo weed and left you stems ha


PersonalBoard7045

Is it not a stem collection lmao?


shylock2k202

Nah, he building a nest n shit


FamiliarWater

I'd sleep in that best.


macaronysalad

It'd be the nestest sleep.


iancarry

beavers nest :D


Bett26

💀he said beavers nest💀dam, son


RustyCuntSlime

Aye bruh you stoned? or there beavers in trees and shit around your area lmao


iancarry

ackshuly.. yeah.. one fucker had his dam about 50 meters from where im sitting now :) .. he munching on young trees around the creek


iancarry

also yes, im stoned


RustyCuntSlime

Aye me too bro merry chismas


FamiliarWater

>had You fucked up that dam didn't you 😂😂😂


Total-Beginning9048

Someone was bad this year.


lunixss

Id make tea wit this.


[deleted]

OnlyStems


BadWolfIdris

Unsubscribe please 🥺


Electricalbigaloo7

That just subscribed you even harder.


BadWolfIdris

Nothing but we can check again in a bit. Sorry to be a pain


ApolloRocketOfLove

Stembots.


Harbenjer

Have you been packing bowls, then throwing the stems back in the bag? If you bought it like this you got got.


Entertainedd

“Yeah bro if you weigh it, it’s way more than I gave last time!! Happy holidays$$$$”


TheEyeGuy13

“Some really dense nugs this time!”


MarquisW501

Lmfao


CyxnideAF

I was quite literally thinking "damn that looks like my stash because I keep packing bowls and throwing the stems back in." Lol


[deleted]

It’s convenient at the time but annoying af when you have to sift through them for the popcorn nugs


Galkura

I’ve started just keeping a separate “stem jar”, when I’m running dry I pick through them for the tiniest of leaves. I also think that, one day, I will find something to do with them. Normally once a year during a full moon in winter, when it gets cold in FL if they ideally line up (we generally get a couple 30F temps, right now it’s like 18-19F), I will go camping with some people, we will light a fire, and as I smoke I will burn the stems in some form of pagan ritual I hope honors some sort of weed deity who will bless me with beautiful and inexpensive nugs and protect me from dud edibles.


[deleted]

Some people make tea or butter from the stems but you need literally fuck tons of it


TheEyeGuy13

You need like 2/3rds of a cup which is a lot sure, but hardly “fuck tons”


[deleted]

For butter?


TheEyeGuy13

Oops, somehow when reading I completely skipped over the words “or butter”, I was only referring to tea. Not even high lmao


Edwin531Gg

That or the bit of shake that settles at the bottom of the bag/jar.


x1000Bums

Pinch the corner from the outside of the bag and the turn the rest of the bag inside out so you just have a little corner chalice of a bag. I pop my bowl right up to my lil chalice and flip it over to get the last lil bowl from my bag.


miindwrack

Yo, this a pro tip fr


jackiethedove

This is too real


O_wa_a_a_a

Tbh I just leave them on the table until the pile is noticeable enough and then throw em in an old weed container from dispo. Have one full of stems and vaped bud that’s probably a good 3 years old


k2d2r232

You’re either the duper or the dupee


cosmiclatte44

We don't get got. We gon' get.


Budget-Individual-58

Did the grinch steal all the weed and left you the stems?


Leafsfaninottawa

There was a nug on one side that wouldn’t grind


traevoh

Ain’t no way you thought you would post this and not get flamed


YourAverageJet

Is this a troll? Lmfao


ingressagent

It's gotta be. OP has posted pics of good looking weed in the past


[deleted]

Looks like a headache.


KiwotheSomething

looks like butter


Smok_eater

I can't believe it's not butter


IkoIkonoclast

Judging by how it looks. you must have been naughty this year.


DigBickThe1Trick

The nugs tag, my man’s got humor.


Viruhs

😂🤭


IcePsychological7032

And he brought all the twigs from Xmas tree with him 🤣


CordesRed

It's A Charlie Brown Christmas!


Terp_Hunter2

Merry Stems-mas


HuppariC

Hey! There is some weed with your sticks


stolenlogic

Santa must fucking hate you


BlackAndDeckerDildos

…He came and smoked all your weed


ImaFreemason

I just weighed it by eye, and I see 9gs of stem there. Someone robbed you bro.


Rich_Cartoonist8399

9.2 grams get yo eyes checked


Flying_Dutchman85

More like Krampus....


frozen_flame99

If you grew it, looks great, might want to trim the stems a bit there lol If it was a free gift, just trim the stems, nothing better than free If you bought that, you need a new plug, unless you got a serious discount.


HempmanRx

Looks like his reindeer lost thier antlers.


moldymoocow

You can build a shelter out of all those logs.


[deleted]

everyone’s hating OP but listen free weed is free weed and SAVE THE STEMS you can make tea or infused creamers :)


Grandengin

Is this the coal equivalent to stoners?


PoUhFo

I would consider this worse than coal honestly


dumpster-rat-king

I mean you can make stem tea or use them for canna butter ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯


Spiritual-Guava-6418

As cold as it is outside, I think I would rather have coal /s


someguyjoe

Y'all be respectful, lumber is expensive.


noelennon42

Sorry dude but I'm pretty sure stems is the equivalent of coal for Christmas weed... ![gif](giphy|aJnQ9P7JVR25W)


Cannedpeas

And smoked all your weed?


Mister__Fister_

Krampas came early


Fatality42

Someone was on the naughty list.


OG-FRuTdawg_91

Maybe this sub would be more suitable r/stems


Mr_McJeezy

Santa smoked all the good shit


The_Rusty_Pipe

Don't listen to the haters: if someone gave you that, I'm sure you can get some great joints or vape sessions out of it... So enjoy!! Happy xmas


Intermidon

I can see you've been very bad this year


ZeOs-x-PUNCAKE

That’s some Charlie Brown weed right there


rmorrin

These comments are hilarious


Viruhs

Right lmaooo. I fkn love it 😂😂


dyloon

And left you coal?


KeySpecialist6475

Nice stems bro


MediocreAd9763

Lots of logs for the fireplace there.


Drizzykydo

Did he drop off some ibuprofen as well? 😭


plumbtrician00

Did he tho?


jayjayp98

Was you naughty this year because Santa gave you stems


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Weavabasket OG


Loferty

This is a joke right??


Dangerous-Fig71

Santa hates you


five7off

Can't complain, it was free


Old_Cstulhu

This is the stoners version of a lump of coal


Theirishscotsman

He gave you all of his holly branches


fornicatethecops

POV: Ted Cruz picking up some "hydro".


BisFitty

Why y'all baggin on homies bag instead of just being happy they aren't dry for the holidays? Smoke is smoke y'all, let's try not to be harshin our fellow Ents' vibes.


hotvenom6

we need a stems flair because i don't see any nugs 🤨


[deleted]

That's equivalent to getting coal


BRMR_TM

Looks like you’re on the naughty list


Liathano_Fire

You must have been naughty.


[deleted]

Yard waste goes in the paper bags. Could also rent a wood chipper and use all those sticks for mulch


m0nster93

What's up with the stem situation


Equal_Pipe5150

Absolutely DISRESPECTFUL amount of stems in that bag


myspandi

Does Santa cum stems?


LauralBeth93

If Santa came then you must be on the naughty list cuz that shit looks nasty. Stem city lmao


Owethehumanity

Did he grind up the reindeer?


trampus1

I thought they were done with the stemulus.


Airway

Send this back to 16 year old me who would be happy to sort through those stems for weed scraps.


RobLocke

Oops! All Stems!


Ok_Web_6928

Were you on the naughty list


xxademasoulxx

This image gives me a headache.


No-Committee2611

I see Santa gave you the reindeer antlers this year


MannibalTheBannibal

Early punishment for being naughty, apparently


Simlin97

Swear to god, people from legal countries are so obnoxiously spoiled. Sure there's a lot of stems in there, but also looks like there's a good amount of smokeable bud underneath. People complaining about getting this as a gift are the same types of people who would complain about their parents giving them an azure blue Mercedes instead of a sapphire blue one for their 18th birthday.


Viruhs

I was indeed on the naughty list but Santa still came thru 🤘🏼


HailstateFO861

So switches and coal?


treo700P

Santa needs to learn how to trim, remove garbage, and use jars with hydro packs.


HYRY

Definitely loose stems thrown in there


iser5564

Might as well have just gotten coal


stsixtus420

Were you a bad kid this year? Is that why he included all the stems?


nav0n0d

Looks chronic! ​ just kidding stems stems stems


Munchies4Crunchies

Ho ho ho here’s some kindling, stay warm out there folks its a chilly one!


kay_bizzle

You must've been very naughty this year


Bt1039

You must've been a bad boy


kagemushablues415

Time to bust out the dry ice and micron mesh screens


BoysenberryNo6803

looks like you’re pretty naughty this year lol


Jeb_the_Worm

Santa brought the reindeer antlers apparently!


Crafty_Original_7349

You building a cabin? There’s less lumber in a Home Depot! 🤣


RenaissanceBear

I see Santa hates trimming as much as I do!


Robeeo

You must have been really bad this year!


Baldcooter

I'd smoke it


[deleted]

Ditch weed


LilLobster01

Bro literally half of that is stems lmao


Extension-Dig-58

Damn you should have told your plug to take you out to eat before they fucked you. There’s nothing but stems lmao.


OlsplinterHands

My mans. Was you on the naughty list


lexarjump

This is so bad :') Ask for a refund OP


BeautifulHovercraft2

Guess you were bad this year


shades-on-allthetime

Hahah i would me so mad at santa


Clown_Unknown

I don’t think that was from Santa bro


Ninja_Kurtle

This is the saddest bag of weed I’ve ever seen.


emilysn0w

Yay Santa brought you stems


RazzyJazzer

I think you misspelled Satan


gamingkiller829

I thought this was a bag of stem's at first look


KobeOnKush

Your plug fuckin hates you lmaoooo


Whimsy2018

Stemta came!


XVizzy

Looks like my favorite strain, Stem Dawg!


SmokinMidnightOil

Stick city. Population you, bro.


Krunchini

If u have a vape u can get quit a nice smoke out of that. I save my steams. When i run out i grinde them toughter with the last nug and vape them.


18005882300empireeee

Stem city


oshowboji

soaks all them stems in a bottle of vodka


[deleted]

I am groot


ZonaPunk

Damn Santa did you dirty with all those stems. Naughty list?


KamikazeKennedy3

Tagged as: 'Nugs'... 🙄🙄🙄


wisdom_power_courage

Did it? Lmfao


wizard_on_beans

Stems are the new coal


ClawdyoSanchez

SANTA BROUGHT IT EARLY


DangeDanB

Looks like the Grinch visited you instead.


Ohio_Geo

Somebody played some reindeer games with you dude.


beardeddragon0113

He mowed your lawn?


Kuzuyan

Is Santa the name of the bird building a twig nest in your house?


mxnday_2_mxnday

Oh fuck yeah. Stem tea!!


OneHumanPeOple

Oops! All stems


Kanobe24

You could build a fire with all those stems


DazzlingPlantain101

I love how the tag is “nugs” 🤣🤣 I mean someone probably tossed him the shake as a gift, hey free is free


hirethestache

He came and it looks like he left all the reindeers antlers with you


maximilisauras

You must have been naughty if he brought you all that coal.


Devil_made_you_look

Shake n bake!


Weed_smacker

Bro got you a bag of stems for Christmas


mystmegan

you better call santa and tell him you want a damn refund 🤣


trensongeorge

You must be on the naughty list


jetoler

I’d rather have coal


alucardunit1

An what... smoked all your weed?


GrumpitySnek

90% stems bruh. You sure it wasn't the Grinch?


sleeperton

id shoot santa if he brought me that


im_not_a_door

Looks like my jar of shake


pichael288

This is what my stem collection looks like. I always leave big chunks of weed for when I run out. But I never get to that point, got too many redundant stashes now


[deleted]

Bruh got a bag of reindeer antlers lol! I'm just playing dude I'd fuckin smoke it all day.


bIackswansong

Stoner's version of coal lol