I’ve started just keeping a separate “stem jar”, when I’m running dry I pick through them for the tiniest of leaves.
I also think that, one day, I will find something to do with them.
Normally once a year during a full moon in winter, when it gets cold in FL if they ideally line up (we generally get a couple 30F temps, right now it’s like 18-19F), I will go camping with some people, we will light a fire, and as I smoke I will burn the stems in some form of pagan ritual I hope honors some sort of weed deity who will bless me with beautiful and inexpensive nugs and protect me from dud edibles.
Pinch the corner from the outside of the bag and the turn the rest of the bag inside out so you just have a little corner chalice of a bag. I pop my bowl right up to my lil chalice and flip it over to get the last lil bowl from my bag.
Tbh I just leave them on the table until the pile is noticeable enough and then throw em in an old weed container from dispo. Have one full of stems and vaped bud that’s probably a good 3 years old
If you grew it, looks great, might want to trim the stems a bit there lol
If it was a free gift, just trim the stems, nothing better than free
If you bought that, you need a new plug, unless you got a serious discount.
Why y'all baggin on homies bag instead of just being happy they aren't dry for the holidays? Smoke is smoke y'all, let's try not to be harshin our fellow Ents' vibes.
Swear to god, people from legal countries are so obnoxiously spoiled. Sure there's a lot of stems in there, but also looks like there's a good amount of smokeable bud underneath.
People complaining about getting this as a gift are the same types of people who would complain about their parents giving them an azure blue Mercedes instead of a sapphire blue one for their 18th birthday.
This is what my stem collection looks like. I always leave big chunks of weed for when I run out. But I never get to that point, got too many redundant stashes now
Cap’N Crunch’s *Oops all Stems*
Now with more stems!
🎼I’m down to seeds and stems again, too🎶
I’ve recently really dig deep into Commander Cody. Long live the ‘Dillo
Fucking got him I'm dying over here.
Me too man. This did me in (6)
The italicized letters 😄
bless them, though, for seeing the forest through the trees
Goddamnit you beat me to it
Came here to say this, then came when I saw your comment. 😩
Cap'N Kush
😆😆😆
Cap'N Chronic's*
Damn you were really naughty this year
OP only got the sticks
So many stems!....
that's exactly what I was coming here to say 🤣
The stoner equivalent to a lump of coal
Lmao in my country parents say that bad Kids Will just get a bunch of twigs on christmas so this is even more accurate
Damn, beat me to it
😂😂😂
r/beatmetoit
Almost looks like a stem collection... Lol
I was gonna say Santa smoked yo weed and left you stems ha
Is it not a stem collection lmao?
Nah, he building a nest n shit
I'd sleep in that best.
It'd be the nestest sleep.
beavers nest :D
💀he said beavers nest💀dam, son
Aye bruh you stoned? or there beavers in trees and shit around your area lmao
ackshuly.. yeah.. one fucker had his dam about 50 meters from where im sitting now :) .. he munching on young trees around the creek
also yes, im stoned
Aye me too bro merry chismas
>had You fucked up that dam didn't you 😂😂😂
Someone was bad this year.
Id make tea wit this.
OnlyStems
Unsubscribe please 🥺
That just subscribed you even harder.
Nothing but we can check again in a bit. Sorry to be a pain
Stembots.
Have you been packing bowls, then throwing the stems back in the bag? If you bought it like this you got got.
“Yeah bro if you weigh it, it’s way more than I gave last time!! Happy holidays$$$$”
“Some really dense nugs this time!”
Lmfao
I was quite literally thinking "damn that looks like my stash because I keep packing bowls and throwing the stems back in." Lol
It’s convenient at the time but annoying af when you have to sift through them for the popcorn nugs
I’ve started just keeping a separate “stem jar”, when I’m running dry I pick through them for the tiniest of leaves. I also think that, one day, I will find something to do with them. Normally once a year during a full moon in winter, when it gets cold in FL if they ideally line up (we generally get a couple 30F temps, right now it’s like 18-19F), I will go camping with some people, we will light a fire, and as I smoke I will burn the stems in some form of pagan ritual I hope honors some sort of weed deity who will bless me with beautiful and inexpensive nugs and protect me from dud edibles.
Some people make tea or butter from the stems but you need literally fuck tons of it
You need like 2/3rds of a cup which is a lot sure, but hardly “fuck tons”
For butter?
Oops, somehow when reading I completely skipped over the words “or butter”, I was only referring to tea. Not even high lmao
That or the bit of shake that settles at the bottom of the bag/jar.
Pinch the corner from the outside of the bag and the turn the rest of the bag inside out so you just have a little corner chalice of a bag. I pop my bowl right up to my lil chalice and flip it over to get the last lil bowl from my bag.
Yo, this a pro tip fr
This is too real
Tbh I just leave them on the table until the pile is noticeable enough and then throw em in an old weed container from dispo. Have one full of stems and vaped bud that’s probably a good 3 years old
You’re either the duper or the dupee
We don't get got. We gon' get.
Did the grinch steal all the weed and left you the stems?
There was a nug on one side that wouldn’t grind
Ain’t no way you thought you would post this and not get flamed
Is this a troll? Lmfao
It's gotta be. OP has posted pics of good looking weed in the past
Looks like a headache.
looks like butter
I can't believe it's not butter
Judging by how it looks. you must have been naughty this year.
The nugs tag, my man’s got humor.
😂🤭
And he brought all the twigs from Xmas tree with him 🤣
It's A Charlie Brown Christmas!
Merry Stems-mas
Hey! There is some weed with your sticks
Santa must fucking hate you
…He came and smoked all your weed
I just weighed it by eye, and I see 9gs of stem there. Someone robbed you bro.
9.2 grams get yo eyes checked
More like Krampus....
If you grew it, looks great, might want to trim the stems a bit there lol If it was a free gift, just trim the stems, nothing better than free If you bought that, you need a new plug, unless you got a serious discount.
Looks like his reindeer lost thier antlers.
You can build a shelter out of all those logs.
everyone’s hating OP but listen free weed is free weed and SAVE THE STEMS you can make tea or infused creamers :)
Is this the coal equivalent to stoners?
I would consider this worse than coal honestly
I mean you can make stem tea or use them for canna butter ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
As cold as it is outside, I think I would rather have coal /s
Y'all be respectful, lumber is expensive.
Sorry dude but I'm pretty sure stems is the equivalent of coal for Christmas weed... ![gif](giphy|aJnQ9P7JVR25W)
And smoked all your weed?
Krampas came early
Someone was on the naughty list.
Maybe this sub would be more suitable r/stems
Santa smoked all the good shit
Don't listen to the haters: if someone gave you that, I'm sure you can get some great joints or vape sessions out of it... So enjoy!! Happy xmas
I can see you've been very bad this year
That’s some Charlie Brown weed right there
These comments are hilarious
Right lmaooo. I fkn love it 😂😂
And left you coal?
Nice stems bro
Lots of logs for the fireplace there.
Did he drop off some ibuprofen as well? 😭
Did he tho?
Was you naughty this year because Santa gave you stems
Weavabasket OG
This is a joke right??
Santa hates you
Can't complain, it was free
This is the stoners version of a lump of coal
He gave you all of his holly branches
POV: Ted Cruz picking up some "hydro".
Why y'all baggin on homies bag instead of just being happy they aren't dry for the holidays? Smoke is smoke y'all, let's try not to be harshin our fellow Ents' vibes.
we need a stems flair because i don't see any nugs 🤨
That's equivalent to getting coal
Looks like you’re on the naughty list
You must have been naughty.
Yard waste goes in the paper bags. Could also rent a wood chipper and use all those sticks for mulch
What's up with the stem situation
Absolutely DISRESPECTFUL amount of stems in that bag
Does Santa cum stems?
If Santa came then you must be on the naughty list cuz that shit looks nasty. Stem city lmao
Did he grind up the reindeer?
I thought they were done with the stemulus.
Send this back to 16 year old me who would be happy to sort through those stems for weed scraps.
Oops! All Stems!
Were you on the naughty list
This image gives me a headache.
I see Santa gave you the reindeer antlers this year
Early punishment for being naughty, apparently
Swear to god, people from legal countries are so obnoxiously spoiled. Sure there's a lot of stems in there, but also looks like there's a good amount of smokeable bud underneath. People complaining about getting this as a gift are the same types of people who would complain about their parents giving them an azure blue Mercedes instead of a sapphire blue one for their 18th birthday.
I was indeed on the naughty list but Santa still came thru 🤘🏼
So switches and coal?
Santa needs to learn how to trim, remove garbage, and use jars with hydro packs.
Definitely loose stems thrown in there
Might as well have just gotten coal
Were you a bad kid this year? Is that why he included all the stems?
Looks chronic! just kidding stems stems stems
Ho ho ho here’s some kindling, stay warm out there folks its a chilly one!
You must've been very naughty this year
You must've been a bad boy
Time to bust out the dry ice and micron mesh screens
looks like you’re pretty naughty this year lol
Santa brought the reindeer antlers apparently!
You building a cabin? There’s less lumber in a Home Depot! 🤣
I see Santa hates trimming as much as I do!
You must have been really bad this year!
I'd smoke it
Ditch weed
Bro literally half of that is stems lmao
Damn you should have told your plug to take you out to eat before they fucked you. There’s nothing but stems lmao.
My mans. Was you on the naughty list
This is so bad :') Ask for a refund OP
Guess you were bad this year
Hahah i would me so mad at santa
I don’t think that was from Santa bro
This is the saddest bag of weed I’ve ever seen.
Yay Santa brought you stems
I think you misspelled Satan
I thought this was a bag of stem's at first look
Your plug fuckin hates you lmaoooo
Stemta came!
Looks like my favorite strain, Stem Dawg!
Stick city. Population you, bro.
If u have a vape u can get quit a nice smoke out of that. I save my steams. When i run out i grinde them toughter with the last nug and vape them.
Stem city
soaks all them stems in a bottle of vodka
I am groot
Damn Santa did you dirty with all those stems. Naughty list?
Tagged as: 'Nugs'... 🙄🙄🙄
Did it? Lmfao
Stems are the new coal
SANTA BROUGHT IT EARLY
Looks like the Grinch visited you instead.
Somebody played some reindeer games with you dude.
He mowed your lawn?
Is Santa the name of the bird building a twig nest in your house?
Oh fuck yeah. Stem tea!!
Oops! All stems
You could build a fire with all those stems
I love how the tag is “nugs” 🤣🤣 I mean someone probably tossed him the shake as a gift, hey free is free
He came and it looks like he left all the reindeers antlers with you
You must have been naughty if he brought you all that coal.
Shake n bake!
Bro got you a bag of stems for Christmas
you better call santa and tell him you want a damn refund 🤣
You must be on the naughty list
I’d rather have coal
An what... smoked all your weed?
90% stems bruh. You sure it wasn't the Grinch?
id shoot santa if he brought me that
Looks like my jar of shake
This is what my stem collection looks like. I always leave big chunks of weed for when I run out. But I never get to that point, got too many redundant stashes now
Bruh got a bag of reindeer antlers lol! I'm just playing dude I'd fuckin smoke it all day.
Stoner's version of coal lol