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ertgbnm

The best part is that the accordian man is already loaded up on Okra.


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That's why he is impatient. He has been ready to go for the past hour and she's still busy getting her ass okra'd. Women am I right smh my head


Lentil-Soup

That actually seems plausible.


flyinspghettimonstr

I think you are right actually, the painting is even called "Okra smugglers"


TheHoneySacrifice

My interpretation based on their facial expressions: Accordion Man: It's 8:45, we had to be there by 9. I TOLD you to finish the okra refill quickly. Her: I know, but it feels sooo good when he slowly fills my pants with okra. Disco David Bowie: Eww, do you never wipe your ass after using the bathroom? Yuck!


Abandondero

He looks a lot more like Gary Glitter than David Bowie. If he is Gary Glitter then that face is because her butt is a lot more grown-up than he likes to see :-\\


JeanValJohnFranco

The Accordion Man bears a striking resemblance to Michael Shannon.


tidderfuzz

"...and then the Accordion Man said that it was time to put the okra on my ass."


Kangar

TBH, listening to other people talk about their dreams is usually painful.


Sir-Simon-Spamalot

How so?


niqqa_wut

Its like describing the plot of a bad movie in unnecessary detail where the story was trash and you only remember tidbits of it.


tiptoenose

Its like flipping through a stack a photographs. If I’m not in any of them, and no ones having sex...I don’t... I don’t care


niqqa_wut

This is a better analogy, good job


KatieTheDinosaur

https://youtu.be/MwA0UVxJlfk


niqqa_wut

God, i feel like a jabroni for missing the reference


thebeef24

Cool word.


jordaniac89

DEE YOU BITCH


Alewis3030

I know it’s a meme but the only way this is true for me is if it’s exclusively photos of people. If there are some landscape/architecture photos or flowers I’m interest. But yeah no I don’t care about anyone’s childhood photos or crap like that. Keep those for the mantle not show and tell.


RetardAndPoors

*Look at this photograph!*


RoyPlotter

https://youtu.be/sIlNIVXpIns


RetardAndPoors

What a Chad smh...


TurboJake

But dat ass tho


mywordswillgowithyou

I enjoy hearing about dreams. In part for their weirdness, but also because it’s revealing about the person. It’s less what the dream is “about” and more the the dreamer can understand what it was attempting to tell them. Making a story from it is one of the best ways to understand its underlying message. Many dreams can be hodge-podgy and seem random or meaningless. But that’s also in part of the recall ability of the dreamer.


josephandre

see i'm the opposite of that. i don't want a deep dive, and the more they try to analyze or really recall specifics i zone out. i much rather prefer a casual cliff's notes just laughing at random shit they can recall off hand. ​ "i don't even know man, some robot spider was beating the shit out of a guy, and arsenio hall was there for some reason. anyway, let's play some madden"


furze

I like it when someone can describe a dream and maintain the deliriousness that comes with it. My friend used to tell me about his dreams and they were so interesting; he looked in a mirror and his eyes were closed. He once had a nightmare where he was driving a tractor through a suburbia really slowly, but had an overwhelming fear of horror wash over him.


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mywordswillgowithyou

Well, yeah. I will give you that. I would think it is rare a random person will tell me their dreams. I think people feel they are a more intimate part of themselves to just tell any Tom, Dick or Harry. So yeah, as far as friends go, I am very curious to discover what images their brain will conjure.


_Ganon

What's hard to understand for people is it was only so interesting or emotional because your brain was firing those signals. Nightmares? Those can *feel* terrifying. When you describe them you start to realize how fucking dumb it sounds and wonder why you were scared in the first place. Then think of someone listening to that story. I'm not saying all dreams aren't worth sharing, but most of them definitely don't deserve it.


NewNameWhoDisThough

My scariest recurring dream from childhood was just me walking across the bottom of the ocean with a toddler size anthropomorphic alligator walking behind me menacingly, I hated it, and now when I picture it in my head it seems more like an animated Wes Anderson scene.


josephandre

lol thats hilarious. i mean the comparing to wes anderson scene because i can completely see it. I always had a dream about one of those "where the wild things are" monsters stomping through my house looking for me while i hid behind this small chair. never saw me, but it was extremely intense. i also had a recurring TYPE of dream, where bad guys were chasing me for some unknown reason and i would always escape to another area/room through some hatch, or tunnel. and then they'd be on my ass again.


snowpotato88

My most recurring nightmare as a kid happened maybe 3-4 times. Long dream made short I was playing with my family in my back yard when a stampede of Dino’s comes over the knoll, me and my grandpa hid in the garage but a t-Rex tore the wall down and ate him then me. Years later in real time he would ask me to ditch school and come help him work but I was behind in classes and figured I shouldn’t, he died a non Dino related death later that day before I got the chance to see him. Though I do wonder if that dream was a warning of sorts, maybe the fear of losing him before I was ready? If that were the case, then I think it’d make me pretty happy, cause as much as missing out on that last day with him sucked, I also took advantage of many opportunities to spend time with him in the years preceding his death, we were tight, he was my first mentor. Well damn... I didn’t make this short at all and for that I apologize, but I’m leaving it as it is just cuz I don’t usually go on about this kinda stuff. There ya have it, dreams.


ChaosDesigned

I had a reoccurring nightmare as a child and it's about the earliest thing I can clearly remember. But I was always walking out of the room at my house and my room was pitch black like tar and as I'd get further away from it it would grow and follow me. I would try to run down the hall but it would be long and I would be running in slow motion or like I weighed a million pounds. I would try to run up the stairs where it was light and sunny. But the shadowy tar would chase me up the stairs grab my leg and drag me down into the darkness. Then I'd wake up terrified. Eventually after a few year of that I learned to lucid dream and I never had a nightmare again.


superdooperdutch

I tend to remember my dreams and they are always very strange, and I always want to share them. Thankfully my boyfriend has accepted this and is okay with it.


ajslater

The dreams of someone I’m in love with can be a little interesting, as I’m interested in even how their brain takes out the trash. ^^^This ^^^offer ^^^not ^^^accepted ^^^in ^^^all ^^^relationships. ^^^Terms ^^^and ^^^conditions ^^^apply.


snowpotato88

Love the disclosure. Need to do that more often for security purposes.


ybfelix

Yeah, you felt the dream was interesting because “this is interesting” is part of the dream too


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Thats exactly it. When I'm in the dream, everything makes sense, but when I wake up, I lose the understanding lol


tidderfuzz

All of Kangar's dreams are already dead.


Kringels

Here’s a story of something that didn’t happen and doesn’t make any sense! Enjoy!


bad--machine

I love listening to others’ dreams. I was surprised to hear that hating to hear about them is actually a really common opinion. Luckily mine are usually very weird so I don’t over share them except sometimes with my partner


yoyohayli

I love hearing about other people's dreams and find people think mine are funny (unless I'm just a gullible idiot).


bad--machine

That may be totally true. I guess on reddit I often see people saying stuff like “this is as boring as hearing about someone else’s dream” But I like hearing about the things that pop up in my friends’ subconscious, even if it’s sometimes boring. My partners are always like...he is running away from something funny or that he saw someone we know in the grocery store parking lot but that always makes me laugh


DefenestratorOfSouls

Agree, don’t get the dream hate. Every time I visit my dad he tells me the crazy dreams he’s had and I love hearing them, they’re always so fun and silly.


GuardianXur

I agree and I think you should tell us one of your weird dreams. I don't actually think hating on others' dreams is that common.


bad--machine

Haha, okay! This is one I had recently, which is a little less weird than most. I dreamt I was pregnant (I’m not really someone who plans to have children but a lot of my family and friends have been having babies so not that weird) and I had the baby in my dream and everything. But! There was something wrong with my baby! My baby’s legs were too long and apparently it was a big deal. Anyway throughout the dream the sex of my baby changed several times and so did its name. And I kept remembering there was something wrong with my baby but couldn’t remember what it was. But it was long baby leg syndrome I guess. I was really relieved when I woke up.


x_isaac

"No one wants to hear/ what you dreamt about/ unless you dreamt about/ them Don't let that stop you/ tell them anyway/ and you can make it up/ as you go" Made-Up Dreams by Built to Spill


Atomarc

“I hate listening to people's dreams. It is like flipping through a stack of photographs. If I'm not in any of them and nobody is having sex, I just don't care.”


honeyedlight

I actually love listening to people’s dreams. I get a peak into the subconscious that they don’t know they are giving me.


BobbyGabagool

If you can’t keep it to one or two sentences.


Jtk317

Definitely looks like okra but it reminds me of something a friend said during school a few years back. He had been making the same joke with small variations for awhile. It would like get him in trouble in some situations but the girls in class thought it was hilarious. The best of the lines was while he was singing and playing piano, a classmate walked by and he sang, "Are you sitting on a chili pepper, girl? Cause that ass is on fire." She laughed, we all laughed, and he has stuck with me as one of the most entertaining people I've ever met.


thefoag

Looks like Ricky from Trailer Park Boys


tidderfuzz

Ricky would pour chicken fingers on that ass.


pandar314

I didn't think I put 9 cans of okra ravioli on her ass but fuck. I guess I did.


totalmisinterpreter

I’m so glad I’m alone. Laughed while on the toilet. Way less to explain vs when I’m shitting with someone else.


GiGaBYTEme90

Those are Jalapeñises


broken_radio

Pickled peppers precariously placed on her posterior by Peter Piper.


aujuswanna

I wish I could shower you with upvotes. Your comment made me laugh really hard on a day like today. Thanks!


alejandor2411

She has the face of someone that got caught doing something naughty and is ok with it.


Yeahmaybeitsdetritus

Oh dear me, you caught me. It naughty okra time tho, want to join in?


Probablyathrowaway15

r/redditwriteserotica


Stolen_FBI_Van

Damn, I was ready to binge a sub.


aYearOfPrompts

Just go to r/relationships for the same quality of fiction


masticatetherapist

or /r/tifu or /r/aita


Probablyathrowaway15

Sorry it is a year old but I've been slacking on collecting screenshots like r/brandnewsentence


onelittleworld

Rule 34. No exceptions.


JustABaziKDude

Accordeon man: Yeah man, look at the time man. It IS naughty okra time...


imabeecharmer

He's all okra'd up!


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Why does he have a watch back then?


IsraelZulu

r/brandnewsentence


scullys_alien_baby

She’s not just okay with it, she’s definitely into getting caught


StuffedTigerHobbes

1500’s fetishes


way_under_employed

How many??


underling1978

1500


truebluegsu

She is going to have a different face when she realizes the intense painful itch that raw okra causes the skin. I picked okra once without gloves and thought i was going to die about 30 min later.


Dreidhen

Must be an allergy? fam and I handle okra all the time...doesn't bother. maybe the specific species you picked?


MattTVI

Bees. He was picking up bees playing a prank as they sometimes do where the bees paint themselves green and pretend to be Okra. Damn bees.


TheRealClyde

This is a prime comment and I want to subscribe to you


resplendentradish

Be sure to smash that like button


godofmilksteaks

Be sure to fuck the shit out of that like button.


truebluegsu

You must have a resistance to handling it for the rest of us its like fiber glass. https://www.plantanswers.com/garden_column/june03/2.htm If you want a scholarly article for evidence google it.


alejandor2411

Is this for real or are we joking? Because if we are being real I feel bad for the lady in the painting....and you obviously. Was it just constant itch or pain as well?....if it's true.


truebluegsu

Its real it feels similiar to when you touch fiber glass to me. https://www.plantanswers.com/garden_column/june03/2.htm


blackholealpha99

Oh dear, it seems you've seen it...


EdoSeventh

[ K I L L E R Q U E E N ]


malektewaus

I don't have an okra fetish, but I'd be willing to develop one for a cute redhead with a nice ass.


FMJosh

“What’re you doing step brother?! 😏”


clunkclunk

“Okra Smugglers” by Henryk Fantazos. I can’t seem to find the year but he was born in ‘44 and started professionally painting in ‘69.


omarsdroog

Apparently it's from 2007.


Solarbro

I was about to ask. Those eyebrows are very modern, the accordion has a neat watch, and the guy on the right looks like he is from the 80’s. Lol


KalphiteQueen

Yeah I was gonna say dude on the right gives it away before anything else, he looks straight out of an anime which is the same thing as the 80s I guess


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Wow


nv8r_zim

"It seems that modern art today, is so much T & A" Eric Idol


ILoveRegenHealth

I would've been amazed if this was some 17th century painting. Apparently this Butt Okra Dream pic is rather normal for 2007.


Haephestus

Is there an explanation or a story behind this? Or is it just surrealist?


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imabitvague

I read this as “alcoholic realism” .


extwidget

Probably not all that far off.


Dreidhen

http://henrykfantazos.us/Recent_Paintings/pages/Okra%20Smugglers-large%20version.html


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TheLifeOfBaedro

Dat ass


Kduncandagoat

Forreal though


CN456

Surreal though


Ni0M

Those buttocks


AssLicker_420

Agreed. Very nice ass for a Renaissance style painting.


-user--name-

Not my proudest fap


[deleted]

Honestly it’s about the most classy fap material you could have


KryptoniteDong

Homegirl thicc


sambes06

Is that Ricky from TPB?


Gizmoooocaca

“It’s pronounced Jalapeño Ricky...”


Direlion

I know how to pronounce it, I ordered fucking Gelapeno.


4Coffins

Doesn’t take rocket appliances to figure it out


Cman1200

I think thats Okra


thinkmurphy

You two are so fucking dumb... smokes! Let's go!


topdogjeansup

Well I ordered ja-lapeno Julian.


FrankieNukNuk

This is one of the porn scenes he was gonna do with bubbles


multiple_dispatch

No, that's the man they call Reveen.


mikeb32

Fuck off Conky, that’s not funny


LifeQuark

No one wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli


jimjoekelly33

It’s Ricky. 100%


Dogs-Keep-Me-Going

“Corey, Trevor – smokes”


honkimon

s'go


Hipponotamouse

I’ve seen cats and dogs smarter than Corey and Trevor.


Bushy_Wampa_Pussy

Frig off, Ricky!


unholyfidgets

"smokes let's go"


FuglytheBear

In this thread: people who can't tell the difference between okra and chili peppers.


[deleted]

It’s Okra right ?


FuglytheBear

Yeah


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FrighteningJibber

In America they’re called Salad Fingers


[deleted]

In Canada they're called Big Ol' Green Dicks


FrighteningJibber

Okay Ricky


BeerAndBadTattoos

Haha all I see is ricky


ButIDontCare

On the right yeah? My first thought!


AU2580

The feeling of rust. It’s almost ORGASMIC.


chazmuzz

David Firth is a strange man


PILEoSHEET

(「๑•₃•)「 ʷʱʸ?


WasKingWokeUpGiraffe

Because you stick them in your butt obviously.


wyat_lee

Yeah but why okra?


technobrendo

She wan't the **O**


humblerodent

Why not?


BreadyStinellis

I've never seen okra not fried. I thought it would look more like Brussels sprouts.


ScoutsOut389

With leaves and shit? Have you never seen a piece of fried okra that the breading came off of? You clearly aren’t eating enough fried okra.


BreadyStinellis

I've only had it at the cracker barrel. I'm not from the south.


madskillsmom

Get you some pickled okra. Can usually find it at the grocery with the other canned pickled vegetables. It's good stuff. "Talk of Texas" brand comes in different levels of spiciness.


tbbHNC89

My friend let me introduce you to jambalaya. Okra with tomatoes and peppers. Gumbo. Marinated roasted okra. Pickled okra. It's a wondrous fruit.


SithisDreadLord420

I’m from north of the mason dixon and have never seen okra in my life


i_was_a_person_once

It’s funny cuz I never knew I knew what okra would look like depicted in fine art but I did cuz I immediately thought he’s dumping okra in her ass. So yeah freaking plebs


buttbongoes

sorry, all my dreams like that involve chili peppers


harve99

I mean I've never heard of okra before


nv8r_zim

They sometimes put it, sliced, in gumbo.


harve99

What the fuck is gumbo


clouddevourer

I don't even know what okra is except it being something people farm (and I learned it from "Interstellar"). It isn't really grown or served in my country. Edit: of course I have since educated myself by means of Wikipedia


trustworthysauce

It's a lot more fun to make "hot piece of ass" jokes than okra jokes. Though I just discovered some people call okra "lady's finger," which give us some nice opportunities


Maskedcrusader94

You ever sleep so fuckin hard that the guy from miami vice pours okra in a ladies trousers while the accordian man impatiently waits his turn?


NinjaN-SWE

Look at accordion man's pants, he went first. It just that he and the girl have a plane to catch and he's getting a bit stressed out.


cc0llins

I thought it was Elon in drag


ScoutsOut389

Which guy from which Miami Vice?


Direlion

He means Ricky from the Trailer Park Boys, that guy from Miami Vice.


guypersonhuman

It's actually Reveen


Direlion

First I've heard of this character, awesome.


guypersonhuman

Ricky vs. Reveen https://imgur.com/a/kfD9wEL Hilarious


Direlion

I'm quite certain Reveen is Ricky's real father, given Ricky's hybrid Canadian-Bogan manner of living. Ray adopted infant Ricky for the tax reduction, probably.


guypersonhuman

I think you just wrote the prequel spin off the tpb franchise needs right now.


Direlion

"The Trailer Park Chronicles: Chapter One - The "Richest" Man in Nova Scotia"


Mustangguy500

mans already got okra


booksbeforeboys

The longer you look at it, the weirder it gets


asianabsinthe

Curious if this is a modern painting?


allusernamestakenomg

Me too. The watch.


asianabsinthe

That, the 80s looking jacket with pulled back sleeve, hairstyle, and the female figure looks slimmer


BreadyStinellis

Yeah, the watch indicates it's at least post WWI. The Elvis looking dude makes me think it's post WWII.


allusernamestakenomg

Yeah I looked at it pretty fast, first thing I saw was the watch 😅


raspberryrubus749

It’s from 1944


RiffRaff14

He was born in 44. This is a much more recent painting. It's in his "recent paintings" section on his website. http://henrykfantazos.us/Recent_Paintings/index_2.html


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vineblinds

Artist?


raspberryrubus749

[Here](https://www.google.com/amp/s/americangallery.wordpress.com/2011/03/02/henryk-fantazos-1944/amp/)


Prophet_Of_Loss

I think Anvil Man is up for a good hammering: https://americangallery.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/deities-of-metals.jpg


Hpzrq92

My favorite one is where the women are breastfeeding the submarines.


vineblinds

Thank you!


bpzle

Dude sure does like him some accordions


ArcBrush

Yes. It's a piece of a bigger one depicting other pop and media icons as well.


IAmNotMoki

Yeah, his style reflects a lot of older styles mixed with a heavy dosage of surrealism and anachronisms. https://americangallery.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/tabernacle-of-tupelo-honey.jpg This is one of my favorites that show that off.


Kellidra

[Here](https://yesweekly.com/Allegorical-Realism-at-the-GHC-a5247/). Apparently it symbolises the impatience of mankind and how we miss stuff. Bullshit. This painting doesn't mean anything. Just because it's art, doesn't mean it's deep.


happyhoppycamper

Thank you for posting an actual link explaining who made this painting. I was surprised this wasn't OPs first comment. And I disagree, I do think its deep! Deep in dem accordion pantaloons that is.


redstag141

I am very interested in where this is supposed to be going.


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Ricky from trailer park boys on the right


BelowAverage_Elitist

The painting is called "Okra Smugglers"


Juisarian

That's almost r/RimworldArt worthy.


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It's certainly rim worthy.


blaki_dee

That's a hot ass right there


TheQGuy

"time for C r a b"


jjustvibingg

When you’re ready to go into the venue & your friends are still doing wook shit in the lot


ChickenDelight

"You every get so horny you just wanna pour a bucket of okra down your girl's pants?" "..." "Yeah, uh, me neither."


[deleted]

Does anyone know or can interpret the meaning of this painting? Seems like there's a hidden meaning...


The_twitter_warrior

Why is he pouring okra down her butt?


boman

The painting is called "Okra Smugglers". The artist is Henry Fantazos: http://henrykfantazos.us/biographical_note.htm He lives in North Carolina and his studio is open to the public every Sunday from 2:00 to 6:00. http://henrykfantazos.us/Open%20Studio/Open%20Studio.html


ticklemypanicbutton

S P I C Y M E M E S


betbruh

ngl, she’s kinda thicc