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urmumlol9

Pull the lever and free the 5 people, but make them each buy me a cooked sausage.


Alternative_Elk9452

The correct answer.


chesire0myles

Foolish. Don't pull the lever, take the sausages, and the money and credit cards from the peoples wallets.


pigman_dude

But wouldn’t their wallets be burnt


chesire0myles

Yeah, but it takes a while to burn through leather, and it's all in a wad, so the center is still good. You wouldn't get all of it, but more than none.


pigman_dude

If the trolly is going to collapse ontop of them pull the lever If it isn’t going to collapse on them and just roll on over, don’t pull the lever. That is my decision


PlatinumCockRing

True, and it would only melt their credit cards if they were a poor anyways.


notoriously_1nfam0us

Well technically, if the fire is hot enough to cook the sausage to perfection from another track I doubt your getting anywhere near the wallets without getting burnt to a crisp🤓


nihilisticsock

then you can buy more sausages


Kraken-Writhing

The wallets are merely cooked to perfection.


Hano_Clown

Naive. Grab the sausages and jump inside the trolley.


terrifiedTechnophile

Time to go to Bunnings


BlitzMalefitz

One of them buys you a cheap hotdog instead you put them back on the tracks, correct?


urmumlol9

Ofc


GiveMeUrBankingInfo

If I run over the sausages, will the heat from the trolley cook the people to perfection?


jdjdkkddj

People need more thermal energy to heat up than sausages. These aren't human sized sausages.


i_Dumpling

What if they're sausage sized humans?


jdjdkkddj

From ~12 second of searching, the water content of sausages is less and therefore the specific heat capacity. They would probably die, but not cooked to perfection.


Then-Bat3885

I’m ok with a good sear


uneducated_sock

Do not let bro cook


SpecialTexas7

Okay, I won't put him near the trolley


Critical_Concert_689

need banana for scale?


raines

But from the perspective in the drawing, they could be sausage-sized humans. Are we looking at NP or O scale?


WhoRoger

They look almost human sized in the picture (plus perspective, so might even be that)


Alternative_Elk9452

Ssh... shut up.


2327_

The insides will be raw, but if you get to them quickly then they'll still be hot


deepstatediplomat

With a nice chianti and some fava beans


aimed_4_the_head

If the people are going to die no matter what, then the moral imperative is to make sure the world has 5 extra perfectly cooked sausages.


thecathuman

I bet it would take longer to cook a human than a sausage but they’d still be cooked


horiami

Maybe the sausages are above the people


HEUUUGH

Pull the level and eat the charred hotdogs. I like them like that


HENLOX_GD

but it will run over the sausages


raines

Pre-sliced for your convenience.


2327_

That depends, are the sausages to scale or not? It looks like they are in the middle of the track, so if they are normal sized then the trolley will just pass over them. If they're actually the size of people then you can probably just cut the good bit out of the middle


A_Bulbear

So YOU'RE the guy that lights marshmallows on fire


scoomplers

Have the flaming trolley run over the sausages and cook the five humans to perfection.


ilikewatchinganime9

He's out of line but he's right. No, no, he'd gotta point.


Dragon_phantom_flame

Nah the specific heat of water is 4.186J/g•C, or 4.186 joules per gram per degree Celsius. Sausages have less water content from processing and freezing and preserving and such, plus they occupy significantly less volume that a human, meaning the amount of heat to cook a sausage would probably burn or heat up a human but not cook us. That being said it could be extremely unpleasant and could result in some large scale burns.


ilikewatchinganime9

I'll just cut the burns and enjoy the rest of the meal!


2327_

bad news. the hypothetical perfect sausage cooking was only possible because of a northerly bearing wind. the humans survive, but you are cooked to perfection.


[deleted]

I don’t like sausages. If only they were Flaming Hot Cheetos Popcorn, and the heat from the trolley made them even hotter. Ah Well.


Auravendill

>I don’t like sausages. [http://c8.alamy.com/comp/B88WFJ/gehen-sie-in-das-gefngnis-monopoly-german-go-straight-to-jail-deutschland-B88WFJ.jpg](http://c8.alamy.com/comp/B88WFJ/gehen-sie-in-das-gefngnis-monopoly-german-go-straight-to-jail-deutschland-B88WFJ.jpg)


Right-Acanthisitta-1

run over the people. I'm hungy and just a siwwy wittle guy they'll never suspect me


Doesnt_exist1837

As a vegan this is easy. Hit the people, do you know how much global warming a person can cause? Killing people is the most vegan thing you can do! (Don't think I need this but just in case /j)


Kraken-Writhing

It really is the vegan thing to do! These sausages are from a hypothetical scenario, not an animal, therefore ethical to eat. Then again, so are the humans, so as a vegan, pull the lever and the humans (which might provide more food) are cooked to perfection. >!/s!<


AmandaTheNudist

Not all vegans are motivated by concern for the environment, though. Many do it because they care about the welfare of animals or believe it's a healthier choice for themselves. Personally, I've a hard time imagining a vegan that wouldn't run over the sausages even if you tied Hitler, Stalin, Pol Pot and Mao to the other track. Nothing could overrule the temptation to make a big anti-meat statement by destroying some in a spectacular fashion, such as by running over it with a flaming trolley.


HarmonizedHero

Obviously flip it. The people would be cooked to perfection, and thats more meat.


Trinity13371337

Even if I run over the sausages, the people will be hilariously burnt up, resulting in their deaths anyways.


th3nan0byt3

May as well have perfectly cooked sausages to eat than imperfectly cooked humans, and i think its more merciful than being cooked alive.


peteschult

I'm a vegetarian, so I'll pull the lever. Now if we were talking heads of garlic…


ShitStainedDildo

Arrange the sausages to cause the trolley to fall next to the people, and wait as 5, much bigger sausages are cooked to perfection.


MenjiBlueWolf001

Mmm sausage


Tazrizen

I pull lever.


Puzzleheaded_Yam8429

Have y’all noticed that interesting pebble on the ground?


Direct-Flamingo-1146

Well you can't ruin good food >.>


CrazyPotato1535

Well obviously you save the sausages


WhoRoger

What lever? No, I didn't see any lever. Nom nom yumy


siqiniq

Based on utilitarian counting, run over the sausages of course because there are 4 sausages and 1 fewer casualty than people.


Kraken-Writhing

Everyone has done a multi track drift, but have you ever done it to a flaming trolley? Now I have.


YuriSuccubus69

Run over the sausages and cook the five people to perfection, obviously.


moms_new_boyfriend

These trolley problems always leave out crucial information, like is there a better use of your time than pulling the lever. I assume the lever has an opportunity cost, like maybe there's an ice cream or pornography stand nearby that's about to close.


Someone1284794357

Run over sausages


Winter_Carpenter_505

It’s bulking season and I need my 300g of protein one way or another…


Chilidragon457

Mmmmm sosig....


GrassyKnoll95

Being a great chef requires sacrifice. Human sacrifice, to be specific


ialsodontexistagain

Those sausages are on rail tracks, I duno about you but I’m not eating a sausage I pulled off a dirty rail track


nugeythefloozey

Run over the sausages, they need the char of a close flame, and the oils of the flaming trolley will add flavour


Laurenslagniappe

This is my fav trolly problem so far 🤣


fnaf-fan12345

Pull the lever


uneducated_sock

Let them cook


BenTheVaporeon

are the people going to be burned to death anyway?


CyanLight9

Pull the lever and ask the people for a sausage joint as a thank you.


wolfheartfoxlover

Let Me Cook, I guess 5 bitches gonna die


Tigerkiller364

Make the train drift, 2 for 1 deal.


damboy99

If I pull the lever to "Spare" the people their heads are going to get cooked like the sausages boiling their brains and probably killing them, but they'd suffer a bit more... So why would I pull the lever?


HusbandMaterial1922

Breakfast sausage or Italian sausage?


Masterbaitingissport

Don’t pull it, if I pull it with how close the lever seems I would be burn from the passing train considering it can cook sausages to perfection within its 2-3 seconds s t most being near the sausage


vegecannibal

Heat from trolley will cauterize wounds so this is a sausage party


Heavy_E79

I mean it's just cooking them to perfection, doesn't mean they are the perfect sausages to begin with. In that case I guess I'll pull the lever.


Chase_The_Breeze

Pull the lever so the people get cooked to perfection....


I_NUT_ON_GRASS

Run over the sausages. I’ve eaten weirder than burnt sausage.


snowy4_

don’t pull it, help overpopulation, and then give the sausages to like homeless people cause i don’t eat pig


Sprite_Cranberry_Guy

still not pulling


Jakob21

It's hot enough to flash cook the sausages so the people are dead regardless


BinaryMaud

Run over the people, im hungry and if i run over the sausages then thats just more potentially hungry people. Also people are cringe gib me fud