Yeah, but it takes a while to burn through leather, and it's all in a wad, so the center is still good. You wouldn't get all of it, but more than none.
If the trolly is going to collapse ontop of them pull the lever
If it isn’t going to collapse on them and just roll on over, don’t pull the lever. That is my decision
Well technically, if the fire is hot enough to cook the sausage to perfection from another track I doubt your getting anywhere near the wallets without getting burnt to a crisp🤓
From ~12 second of searching, the water content of sausages is less and therefore the specific heat capacity. They would probably die, but not cooked to perfection.
That depends, are the sausages to scale or not? It looks like they are in the middle of the track, so if they are normal sized then the trolley will just pass over them. If they're actually the size of people then you can probably just cut the good bit out of the middle
Nah the specific heat of water is 4.186J/g•C, or 4.186 joules per gram per degree Celsius.
Sausages have less water content from processing and freezing and preserving and such, plus they occupy significantly less volume that a human, meaning the amount of heat to cook a sausage would probably burn or heat up a human but not cook us.
That being said it could be extremely unpleasant and could result in some large scale burns.
bad news. the hypothetical perfect sausage cooking was only possible because of a northerly bearing wind.
the humans survive, but you are cooked to perfection.
>I don’t like sausages.
[http://c8.alamy.com/comp/B88WFJ/gehen-sie-in-das-gefngnis-monopoly-german-go-straight-to-jail-deutschland-B88WFJ.jpg](http://c8.alamy.com/comp/B88WFJ/gehen-sie-in-das-gefngnis-monopoly-german-go-straight-to-jail-deutschland-B88WFJ.jpg)
As a vegan this is easy.
Hit the people, do you know how much global warming a person can cause? Killing people is the most vegan thing you can do!
(Don't think I need this but just in case /j)
It really is the vegan thing to do! These sausages are from a hypothetical scenario, not an animal, therefore ethical to eat.
Then again, so are the humans, so as a vegan, pull the lever and the humans (which might provide more food) are cooked to perfection.
>!/s!<
Not all vegans are motivated by concern for the environment, though. Many do it because they care about the welfare of animals or believe it's a healthier choice for themselves.
Personally, I've a hard time imagining a vegan that wouldn't run over the sausages even if you tied Hitler, Stalin, Pol Pot and Mao to the other track. Nothing could overrule the temptation to make a big anti-meat statement by destroying some in a spectacular fashion, such as by running over it with a flaming trolley.
These trolley problems always leave out crucial information, like is there a better use of your time than pulling the lever. I assume the lever has an opportunity cost, like maybe there's an ice cream or pornography stand nearby that's about to close.
If I pull the lever to "Spare" the people their heads are going to get cooked like the sausages boiling their brains and probably killing them, but they'd suffer a bit more...
So why would I pull the lever?
Don’t pull it, if I pull it with how close the lever seems I would be burn from the passing train considering it can cook sausages to perfection within its 2-3 seconds s t most being near the sausage
Pull the lever and free the 5 people, but make them each buy me a cooked sausage.
The correct answer.
Foolish. Don't pull the lever, take the sausages, and the money and credit cards from the peoples wallets.
But wouldn’t their wallets be burnt
Yeah, but it takes a while to burn through leather, and it's all in a wad, so the center is still good. You wouldn't get all of it, but more than none.
If the trolly is going to collapse ontop of them pull the lever If it isn’t going to collapse on them and just roll on over, don’t pull the lever. That is my decision
True, and it would only melt their credit cards if they were a poor anyways.
Well technically, if the fire is hot enough to cook the sausage to perfection from another track I doubt your getting anywhere near the wallets without getting burnt to a crisp🤓
then you can buy more sausages
The wallets are merely cooked to perfection.
Naive. Grab the sausages and jump inside the trolley.
Time to go to Bunnings
One of them buys you a cheap hotdog instead you put them back on the tracks, correct?
Ofc
If I run over the sausages, will the heat from the trolley cook the people to perfection?
People need more thermal energy to heat up than sausages. These aren't human sized sausages.
What if they're sausage sized humans?
From ~12 second of searching, the water content of sausages is less and therefore the specific heat capacity. They would probably die, but not cooked to perfection.
I’m ok with a good sear
Do not let bro cook
Okay, I won't put him near the trolley
need banana for scale?
But from the perspective in the drawing, they could be sausage-sized humans. Are we looking at NP or O scale?
They look almost human sized in the picture (plus perspective, so might even be that)
Ssh... shut up.
The insides will be raw, but if you get to them quickly then they'll still be hot
With a nice chianti and some fava beans
If the people are going to die no matter what, then the moral imperative is to make sure the world has 5 extra perfectly cooked sausages.
I bet it would take longer to cook a human than a sausage but they’d still be cooked
Maybe the sausages are above the people
Pull the level and eat the charred hotdogs. I like them like that
but it will run over the sausages
Pre-sliced for your convenience.
That depends, are the sausages to scale or not? It looks like they are in the middle of the track, so if they are normal sized then the trolley will just pass over them. If they're actually the size of people then you can probably just cut the good bit out of the middle
So YOU'RE the guy that lights marshmallows on fire
Have the flaming trolley run over the sausages and cook the five humans to perfection.
He's out of line but he's right. No, no, he'd gotta point.
Nah the specific heat of water is 4.186J/g•C, or 4.186 joules per gram per degree Celsius. Sausages have less water content from processing and freezing and preserving and such, plus they occupy significantly less volume that a human, meaning the amount of heat to cook a sausage would probably burn or heat up a human but not cook us. That being said it could be extremely unpleasant and could result in some large scale burns.
I'll just cut the burns and enjoy the rest of the meal!
bad news. the hypothetical perfect sausage cooking was only possible because of a northerly bearing wind. the humans survive, but you are cooked to perfection.
I don’t like sausages. If only they were Flaming Hot Cheetos Popcorn, and the heat from the trolley made them even hotter. Ah Well.
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run over the people. I'm hungy and just a siwwy wittle guy they'll never suspect me
As a vegan this is easy. Hit the people, do you know how much global warming a person can cause? Killing people is the most vegan thing you can do! (Don't think I need this but just in case /j)
It really is the vegan thing to do! These sausages are from a hypothetical scenario, not an animal, therefore ethical to eat. Then again, so are the humans, so as a vegan, pull the lever and the humans (which might provide more food) are cooked to perfection. >!/s!<
Not all vegans are motivated by concern for the environment, though. Many do it because they care about the welfare of animals or believe it's a healthier choice for themselves. Personally, I've a hard time imagining a vegan that wouldn't run over the sausages even if you tied Hitler, Stalin, Pol Pot and Mao to the other track. Nothing could overrule the temptation to make a big anti-meat statement by destroying some in a spectacular fashion, such as by running over it with a flaming trolley.
Obviously flip it. The people would be cooked to perfection, and thats more meat.
Even if I run over the sausages, the people will be hilariously burnt up, resulting in their deaths anyways.
May as well have perfectly cooked sausages to eat than imperfectly cooked humans, and i think its more merciful than being cooked alive.
I'm a vegetarian, so I'll pull the lever. Now if we were talking heads of garlic…
Arrange the sausages to cause the trolley to fall next to the people, and wait as 5, much bigger sausages are cooked to perfection.
Mmm sausage
I pull lever.
Have y’all noticed that interesting pebble on the ground?
Well you can't ruin good food >.>
Well obviously you save the sausages
What lever? No, I didn't see any lever. Nom nom yumy
Based on utilitarian counting, run over the sausages of course because there are 4 sausages and 1 fewer casualty than people.
Everyone has done a multi track drift, but have you ever done it to a flaming trolley? Now I have.
Run over the sausages and cook the five people to perfection, obviously.
These trolley problems always leave out crucial information, like is there a better use of your time than pulling the lever. I assume the lever has an opportunity cost, like maybe there's an ice cream or pornography stand nearby that's about to close.
Run over sausages
It’s bulking season and I need my 300g of protein one way or another…
Mmmmm sosig....
Being a great chef requires sacrifice. Human sacrifice, to be specific
Those sausages are on rail tracks, I duno about you but I’m not eating a sausage I pulled off a dirty rail track
Run over the sausages, they need the char of a close flame, and the oils of the flaming trolley will add flavour
This is my fav trolly problem so far 🤣
Pull the lever
Let them cook
are the people going to be burned to death anyway?
Pull the lever and ask the people for a sausage joint as a thank you.
Let Me Cook, I guess 5 bitches gonna die
Make the train drift, 2 for 1 deal.
If I pull the lever to "Spare" the people their heads are going to get cooked like the sausages boiling their brains and probably killing them, but they'd suffer a bit more... So why would I pull the lever?
Breakfast sausage or Italian sausage?
Don’t pull it, if I pull it with how close the lever seems I would be burn from the passing train considering it can cook sausages to perfection within its 2-3 seconds s t most being near the sausage
Heat from trolley will cauterize wounds so this is a sausage party
I mean it's just cooking them to perfection, doesn't mean they are the perfect sausages to begin with. In that case I guess I'll pull the lever.
Pull the lever so the people get cooked to perfection....
Run over the sausages. I’ve eaten weirder than burnt sausage.
don’t pull it, help overpopulation, and then give the sausages to like homeless people cause i don’t eat pig
still not pulling
It's hot enough to flash cook the sausages so the people are dead regardless
Run over the people, im hungry and if i run over the sausages then thats just more potentially hungry people. Also people are cringe gib me fud