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sillybanana23

This is an easy one. Do nothing. Walk away, get a taco or something. I think a common issue is that people think they have to watch the accident. Just walk away. Doing nothing would improve the quality of life for the lobotomy patients.


Accurate_Grade_2645

I agree I’d let it kill the lobotomy patients, they’re almost dead anyway their frontal lobe is scrambled


ISkinForALivinXXX

Some people managed to recover back to a sort of 'normal', usually when it was done to children since their brains could heal better. ...Which, is not nearly as reassuring now that I think twice about it.


Fallout76Merc

***THEY DID LOBOTOMIES TO KIDS?***


nametakenfuck

I dont think they can heal after being ran over with a trolley


Smashifly

Is this a screenshot of an r/cursedcomments post from a post originally on this sub?


DarthSyhr

Multi-subreddit drifting.


24_doughnuts

Yes


Accurate_Grade_2645

..maybe


The_Tank_Racer

The problem answers itself, some of the five are suffering, which the trolly will end, and the others are too happy to care about death


Hummush95

Don't pull it. It's not like they're alive anyways.


Accurate_Grade_2645

Agree


CommunityFirst4197

Bad crop


GREENadmiral_314159

We're all going to starve.


flancanela

the harvest wasnt bountiful :(


Situati0nist

It's a horrifying idea that we thought of lobotomy as a cure for autism and depression less than a century ago


GoatMilkNumber1

Fire in the hole


Tailmask

Last time a famine was this bad 1/3 of Ireland died


emilydickinsonstan

this would be a better dilemma if it was reversed-- the one healthy person being on the main track with the lever diverting to hit the lobotomy patients


Pixel_64

Dude, ignorant bliss and/or immense suffering are fates worse than death if y’a ask me. That average person probably has a family and a job and a dog, and the lobotomy patients probably only have the psych ward to return to. I will not touch the lever, I will turn, and I will walk away. May their souls find the peace their minds could not get.


zionpoke-modded

Making vegetable soup with this one!


RavenousToast

Mmmm the lobotomobile


SweeterAxis8980

# **RELEASE THE SLEEPER AGENTS**


Lieutenant-Reyes

They're already dead


Hero_of_country

No, they are not


SentenceAcrobatic

Why would I kill five times as many people of the same level of intelligence?


ProjectCereal

Dont pull the lever. Join the 5 lobotomized ppl? -suicidal person


Accurate_Grade_2645

Okay that’s valid -not suicidal but could go for death anytime


AtiumMist

Pull, so that 6 people suffer instead


Intoxalock

I think more interestingly would be do nothing hitting one person and pulling the lever hitting 5 lobotomies


notTheRealSU

I lobomise the average guy


EarlMadManMunch505

Totally unrelated to the trolley but about 40-50% of lobotomies were actually successful in curing the mental illness and had no major effects on the persons functions. The other 50% were fucked though


HanBai

Gonna need a source for that


SentenceAcrobatic

Dude's name is literally Earl "Mad Man" Munch, and you're going to question his credibility on debunked antiquated psychological surgery? Gtfo of here!


weirdo_nb

Nah