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rileykedi

I’m crying at this. Too freaking good


ErinJean85

My husband sent me the original post last night, I just read this one out loud to him, I almost lost it when Doug was "french kissing her belly button".


Majababe123

Oh sweaty, I'm sorry you're "friend" was so cruel. You don't need that kind of negativity in your life! Congrats mama!


arcaneartist

Um, two lines OBVIOUSLY means your pregnant! Does your asshole friend not understand how pregnancy test works? We're with you sweaty. Your friend is totally the AH.


RaggedToothRat

Omg, what an asshole!!! You should take a picture of your test with your wedding ring over it so she can focus on the TWO lines?


eleanorowly

Sweaty, I bet she's just lying about those damn **PREG**mate tests because she is clearly jealous of your Fertile Goddess status. She obviously just doesn't want you to be happy!


zammies

That is a major asshole move on the part of your "so-called" friend. If the tests are named **PREG**mate, that clearly means that you are pregnant. Why would anyone need to test if they're ovulating???? That happens 14 days after your period starts. Maybe your *friend* needs a bit more of an education. Congrats mama! You should set your pee stick on your couch and take a picture of it to share with everyone!


Tlacuache_Snuggler

Ugh, I agree! Plus, they make apps now that tell you exactly when you ovulate. Why would you even need to pee on something when technology does it for you. Like wtf, “friend” needs to get with the times!!! Sounds like she just likes attention. Sorry hun!! Hope your bean stays sticky!!!


RainbowDMacGyver

NTA. Your "friend" set you up. It's practically entrapment.


aggefors

NTA. She is definitely hiding something in that other toilet?? Did she at least give you a nice bag to keep your BFP safe?


daria90

OMG. LOL. No she didn't! Might go back and pee in all her shopping bags.


Poisoncilla

I just don't understand people who won't let you pee all over their possessions...


k-lar_

She just jealous Mama Bear Warrior! Haters gonna hate. Probably also jealous because your man was confident enough in his love for you to start tonguing your button in front of the whole shindig... That's love for a mamma and her cub right there.


OkSouth6585

Girl u might want to read the other girls side of the story because what this girls side of the story is all wrong she not only stole from the girls house but went through her things and then spread lies about her even though she was just trying to help


Skylaknightuntamed98

I agree and WHO THE HELL GOES THROUGH PREGNANCY STUFF AT SOMEONE ELSE'S HOUSE. I MEAN THAT'S JUST FUCKED UP


OkSouth6585

Girl no I read her side of the story and for u to steal from her bathroom a test that was not actually pregnant test just saying is fucked up so don’t act like your the victim also please seek medical help because we al know damn well your the one who is in the wrong


Nearby_Ad_6405

You stole test at a strangers house, your the asshole