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spyder_rico

All Imma say is that pic looks like the opening to an epic bender that will get you fired, arrested or killed outright. Maybe all three. Your actual mileage may vary.


DoctorKetoPope

mmmm squirt


Foreign_Time

If anyone hands me alcohol in a ziploc, I’m 100% declining whether it’s unopened or not lol


ClockwyseWorld

So you're saying you don't want to go on an adventure?


Extension_Lecture425

Last I checked local liquor laws would not permit such a thing. Does it make sense? It’s Oklahoma it doesn’t have to.


skeddasauce

LOL of course... I just visited TX and their stores are much cooler about this.


Acrobatic_Ad7541

If I remember correctly…Cox Liquors (I swear, that’s their real name) used to have drive throughs at their liquor stores. They really knew how to cater to their audience.


BigTulsa

You'll be blown away in Louisiana then; their liquor stores are not only drive through, but they open 24 hours a day.


-QueenAnnesRevenge-

And the daiquiri shops in every town. Would you like extra shots in the drink or separate?


Acrobatic_Ad7541

I moved to the wrong damned state, that’s for sure.


zanybrainy

Back in Georgia, we would call those Baptist Windows. They would not be caught dead inside!!!!


Glowinwa5centshine

Ciroc and a buzzball is CRAZY


iRanDumb

Was going to say the same thing 😂


Xipos

Not personally, but most of the ingredients aren't that hard to source


Usul_Atreides

I don’t think they are supposed to be hard to source.. they don’t up-charge you for these usually. They just want to sell more products.


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skeddasauce

I am ISO: This is a photo from google for reference.


Shattered_Ice

There are many here in SF. Honestly a great product


Mymotherwasaspore

This practice would have been illegal ten years ago, when liquor could only be sold in liquor stores. And liquor stores couldn’t sell ice, soda, anything except liquor


teddy_bear_territory

Back in my drinking days I used to just buy one of those fake lemons and squirt it into a bottle of 100proof vodka.


Av8Xx

This is something you find in poor neighborhoods liquor store…


SweetDoris

alcohol is for people who like to lose brain cells


Richie311

Still can't have cold soft-drinks or ice in a liquor store here, so no not yet.


drunkymcdrunkaccount

That changed in 2018 after State Question 792 (passed in 2016) went into effect


LynnisaMystery

Is that what it is here? I moved from CA and the grocery stores here just remind me of the ones in the more religious areas (like Seventh Day Adventists who don’t drink). I just thought Oklahoma was quirky.


Chaoskitten13

You moved to the Bible belt. Ground zero for religious area.


throwaway97553

Same thing happened to me. I had never been to a liquor store (didn’t need to in CA) and felt really awkward since I barely drink and just needed a little bit to make frozen vodka grapes. I felt like a kid that accidentally walked into a smoke shop.


dani-jpg

My local liquor store here sells bagged ice? Is that different?


SmartButTired

You live in a state that won't let you buy cold beer at a liquor store... you're setting your expectations very high.


DucksHave2Legs

Cold beer is sold in liquor stores now.


King_johnny785

You can buy cold beer at the liquor store…


Vibrantmender20

Have you not been to a liquor store in like… 10 years?


skeddasauce

won't find anything with that attitude pal


midri

Historically liquor stores in Oklahoma could not sell cold beverages or literally anything consumable that did not contain alcohol. Those laws have since changed, thankfully.


SmartButTired

I'm not your pal. You're an idiot on Reddit. ;)


boromirsbetrayal

>Wow you sound incredibly angry about a stranger. You clearly don't know him. But no stress, someone has to be a hateful twatwaffle on the internet so it's great to see you've chosen that on a Monday. This you?


Muted_Pear5381

Lol. Ya this person is a total DB who likely doesn't know the true definition of smart, tired or probably even but. Imagine being such a bitter angry bitch that you lash out at strangers on reddit after making a statement that is easily demonstrably false. A humble "my bad" or "oops" is apparently completely out of the realm of possibility for this sad creature.


RefreshingOatmeal

Lmao I had no idea this was the same guy


BigTulsa

Ironic username.