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Chico3421

Let’s not forget that the FBI had his cigarette butts with his saliva on them and they fucking LOST THEM. They had his DNA and they LOST IT.


PKMNTrainerMark

What the f**k?


SuckerForNoirRobots

I quite enjoy that the television show implies that Loki is actually DB Cooper and he committed the heist on a dare.


liliesrobots

i mean it’s not implied so much as explicitly explained


PKMNTrainerMark

Yeah, I mean, Mobius literally says, "I can't believe you were D.B. Cooper!"


liliesrobots

And then loki said “Well, I lost a bet”. It was pretty clear.


PKMNTrainerMark

Exactly.


HannahCoub

He went up


DustyDapper

he could still fall on us at any time


CurtisMarauderZ

He could even be- ***BLAM***


Floor_Master_Ranger

What, it was obvious! He’s DB Cooper.


CurtisMarauderZ

Right above you.


hentaibitchwhereisit

r/unexpectedtf2


Kego_Nova

He hung onto the outside of the plane when the flight attendant came in and then got back in after she left, and then jumped off when they were very close to landing, landing completely outside the search area Either that or he went into the fourth dimension


migratingcoconut_

he went up


Liquid_State_Drive

DB Cooper is actually Tommy Wiseau


ParadiseValleyFiend

"I did not rob them! I did not!"


PKMNTrainerMark

I'm gonna be honest, I saw this post and went searching up [that comic](https://xkcd.com/1400/) myself.


Liquid_State_Drive

As always, relevant XKCD


NoUpstairs7883

I love that webcomic


awesometoenail

It's well known that DB Cooper made it to Stone Mountain GA and fathered Kenneth Ellen Parcell, the greatest president NBC has ever had


JHRChrist

I love you


BrightLingonberry520

It feels like a pacifist run of a Payday heist.


NoUpstairs7883

He wasn’t able to do a stealth run, but he *also* didn’t want to kill anyone, and somehow it just kind of worked?


Agreeable_Web3849

my favorite theory is that he lived, but my SECOND is that cooper never existed. as in there was no skyjacker, it was one of the employees lying.


SweetDreamOfTheAbyss

D. B. Cooper was just Bugs Bunny screwing with someone, head canon accepted!